Summer Related Puns
- Girls just wanna have sun.
- Water you doing?
- Seas the day.
- Tropic like it’s hot.
- Whatever floats your boat.
- Relish the moments.
- Call me on the shellphone.
- Fishing you a happy day.
- Hanging with my grill friends.
- Game of cones.
- We’re mermaid for each other.
- Beach, please.
- Sun of a beach.
- Sun’s out, buns out.
- Don’t get tide down.
- Tis the sea-sun.
- Shell yeah.
- Fresh to depth.
- My love for you is in-tents.
- All you need is a little vitamin sea.
- You’re one fine-apple.
- Shell we dance?
- I love you s’more every day.
- Please excuse my resting beach face.
- Whale, hello there.
- You mer-make me happy.
- Avoid pier pressure.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
- What’s up beaches?
- Keeping it reel at the lake.
- Sea you at the beach.
- Shell-abrate good times and tan lines.
- Long time no sea.
- Aboat time.
- Fluent in s’mores code.
- You make my heart melt.
- Seek to sea more.
- Lettuce celebrate.
- Have a fintastic day.
- Life’s a beach.
- A midsummer ice cream.
- Swim the sea and find your porpoise.
- Yeah buoy.
- Sun’s out, puns out.
- Life’s a beach. Enjoy the waves.
- I can sea clearly now.
- I’m hot for you.
- I like big boats and I cannot lie.
- You’re the zest.
- Shake your palm palms.
- Anything is popsicle when I’m with you.
- Water you doing, my friend?
- You are one in a melon, girl!
- Glad to ketchup with you.
- Fishing you a wonderful day.
- In need of some vitamin sea.
- Shell we go?
- Are we good, beaches?
- I will sea you at the beach.
- Hey beach! Long time no sea.
- It’s aboat time to go.
- I’d love to sea more.
- Whale, hello there, buddy.
- Don’t ever get tide down.
- Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
- You used to call me on my shellphone.
- Don’t forget to seas the day.
- Come on, friends! Lettuce celebrate.
- Hope you have a fintastic day.
- Oh yeah buoy.
- Life’s a beach so just enjoy the waves.
- Anything is popsicle whenever I am with you.
- Finally! I can sea clearly now.
- Sorry, I’m hot for you.
- Water you waiting for?!
- Let’s should shell-abrate good times and tan lines.
- Stay salty, dear.
- Everything is popsicle whenever I’m with you.
- I’ll be back. Just hanging out with some grill friends.
- I’m melting for you.
- Hey, don’t worry. Just beach happy.
- I’m feeling beachy today.
- I whale love you until I die.
- This wonderful beach makes me so emoceanal.
- I’ll shorely make you laugh.
- Let’s have fun, buoys and gulls!
- Hope you sea the beauty in life.
- It’s time to be nauti.
- Life is like a fanta-sea
- Please excuse my resting beach face.
- Congrats! It’s time for a shell-ebration!
- You are one crazy little sun of a beach
- You’re the best sea-ster ever
- She’s very much so-fish-ticated.
- Things are already getting out of sand.
- Hey! Are you squidding me?
Funny Summer Puns

- What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
- Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
- How does the ocean floor stay well-informed on the news?
By following current events
- Which letter is the coolest of them all?
Iced T
- What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Something a-piers to be wrong.
- What crashes onto the shore on tiny beaches?
Micro-waves.
- Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
- What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
SUNday!
- Where do ghosts love to go on a vacation?
Lake Eerie.
- You wanna know why mountains are the funniest place to go on a vacation?
Because they are hill-airious!
- Where do ghosts usually go for a swim?
The Dead Sea.
- How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
- Why did the sun decided not to go to college?
Because he already had a million degrees.
- What will you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A title wave.
- What specific vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?
A leek.
- What will you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
- What fruits do ghosts love to eat?
Boo-berries.
- What is the term for a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper.
- Where do cows go on the summer vacation?
To the moo-vies.
- Which bus actually crossed the ocean?
Columbus.
- What fruit does Dracula like to eat?
Neck-tarines.
- What’s that latest summer pirate movie rated?
It’s rated ARRRRRR!
- What type of music do killer whales love to hear?
They listen to the orca-stra!
- What’s usually gray, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation!
- What does a shark like to eat for dinner?
Fish and ships!
- What do you think is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
- What did the baby corn tell the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
- How can someone know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
- Where do sharks usually go on vacation?
Finland!
- What do ghosts love to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
- What should a toddler put on to go swimming?
Pool-ups.
- Why did the teacher decided to jump into the pool?
He wanted to test the water!
- Why does ice cream usually get invited to the party?
It’s cool.
- What does a mermaid use to call her best friend?
A shell phone

- What did the reporter ask the ice cream?
So, what’s the scoop?
- What’s the reason of elephants getting kicked out of the pool?
They kept dropping their trunks.
- Why did the detectives suddenly appeared at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
- Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square
- Which country do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
- Why don’t oysters like to share their precious pearls?
Because they are shellfish.
- Why do a fish never go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
- Why did the dolphin decided to cross the beach?
To get to the other tide!
- Why do you think fish will never be good tennis players?
Because they never get close to the net!
- What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
- Why can’t basketball players go on nice vacation?
They would get called for traveling!
- Why do fish love to eat worms?
Because they get hooked on them!
- Why did the robot decided to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge his batteries!
- What did the grape say when she was stepped on?
Nothing, she just made a little wine!
- What will you say to a sweaty puppy?
You are one hot dog!
- What will you get when you milk a cow in Alaska?
A snow.
- What will you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
Swimming trunks!
- Do you have any clue on what bread usually do on a vacation?
It loafs around!
- Where do you think eggs go on their summer vacation?
New Yolk City!
- What type of dessert do you give out at a summer beach party?
A beach pie.
- What is the term for a witch who lives on the beach?
A sandwitch!
- When should you go at red and stop at green?
When eating a watermelon!
- Where does the sun drink mostly?
Sunglasses
- What animal is usually at a baseball game?
A bat
- What are frogs’ favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
- How would you be able to prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
- Why did the cheerleader placed an extra salt on her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer salts.
- What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
He takes off his yellow jacket!
- Which is quicker, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch a cold!
- Where do goldfish like to go on vacation?
Around the globe!
- What animal has a black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a sunburn!
- What does the mommy fish say when she disagrees with her son?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
- What does a dolphin say whenever he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
- Why is there a fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because he dropped out of school.
- What did one tidepool say to another tidepool?
Come on! Show me your mussels!
- How did the father shark plead in his murder case?
Not gill-ty.
- What do you call a huge fish that makes you an offer in which you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
- Where did the shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
- What James Bond film is a blue whale’s favourite?
Licence to Krill.
- Why do freshwater fish cry a lot?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
- What term do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
- What did the lady fish say when she swam into the concrete wall?
Dam!
- Where do fish usually keep their money?
In a river-bank!
- What will you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
- Which fish is the most popular?
The star fish!
- What is the main difference between a piano and a fish?
Puns With The Word Summer

- Now that it’s summer, we’ve got to seas the day!
- Hey summer, long time no sea!
- I’m pretty shore that we’re going to have the best summer ever!
- Summer went swimmingly this year.
- I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
- Anything is popsicle during summer!
- The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
- Summer is the perfect moment to shell-abrate good times!
- Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
- We’re shore-ly going to miss summer when it’s over!
- Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
- Aboat time for summer to start again.
- Water you doing this summer holiday?
- The best thing to watch during the summer holidays? Game of cones!
- Summer and ice cream are mer-made for each other.
- I beacha miss summer already!
Pool, Beach, And Water Related Summer Puns
- Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.
- Pool-hair, don’t care!
- Sun-day is the best day to go to the pool.
- Don’t worry, beach happy.
- Let’s take a trip to the beach, I could really use some vitamin sea!
- I had a splashing good time today.
- Water you sinking aboat?
- Beach you to it!
Summer Vacation Puns

- It’s a-boat time for a holiday!
- Nothing about this holiday is plane.
- I’ll sea you when I’m back from my trip!
- Keep palm and carry on.
- Tropic like it’s hot!
- Don’t know where to go on your holiday? Just wing it!
- Life is way better in slow m-ocean!
- Why don’t we stick to the sea-nic route?
- This vacation has been sand-sational!
Clever Summer Puns
- Life is way better in sandals, and that’s one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
- Girls just wanna have sun!
- You really are one in a melon!
- Yeah buoy!
- Whale, hello there.
- You’re so sunny, I can’t stop laughing!
- Thank god we’re not tide down with homework during the holidays!
- Let’s go and enjoy the sun, don’t be shellfish.
- I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
- Nothing better than a midsummer ice cream.
- Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
- You used to call me on my shell-phone.
- Barbecues are a great way to ketchup with friends.
- Another sun bites the dust.
- Barbecues are the best, you’ve really got to relish the moment.
- Whatever floats your boat.