Short Mother’s Day Puns
- Mom, thanks for providing me with womb and board for all of these years!
- When it comes to parental love and support, I really hit the mother lode with you.
- You da mom!
- Everything you do is so mom point.
- Have a real mother of a Mother’s Day.
- Mom, I love you loads. Speaking of, can you do my laundry?
- You’re mum-believeable!
- Yoda best mom. Love you, I do.
- I whale always love you, mom
- Mom, you’re knit-erally the best.
Cute Mother’s Day Puns

- My favorite moments in life are really just mom-ents, because everything is better with you.
- Today, we take a mom-ent to celebrate you!
- I’m thankful for the mom-umental role you play in my life.
- Cheers to thousands of perfect mom-ents this Mother’s Day!
- If moms were flowers, I’d pick you.
- You are mom-believably amazing!
- So excited to celebrate this mom-entous occasion with you!
- You’re a woman like no m-other.
- I love being y’orchid.
Food Mother’s Day Puns

- To the woman who rosé me right.
- Mom, I donut know what I’d do without you.
- Mom, you’re proseccond to none.
- Olive you, mom.
- You did a grape job raisin me, mom!
- I love you a little s’more every day.
- There is no butter mom than you!
- Mom, you can’t be beet!
- You’re one in a melon, mom.
- You’re a souper mom.
- Sending you an avocuddle.
- You’re the berry best mom.
- Happy Mother’s Day. Thanks for puddin’ up with me.
- Thanks for always chicken on me.
- Mom, you’re pearfect to me.
- Most egg-cellent mom award.
- Not to be cheesy, but you’re a grate mom.
- You’re one tea-riffic mom!
- I love my eda-mommy!
- Mom, thanks for all you’ve tart me.
- You mean a waffle lot to me, mom.
Mother’s Day Puns To Use As Instagram Captions

- I still hear your voice in my head telling me to do the right thing. I call it my inner mom-ologue.
- You always have the best ideas. You’re a real mother of invention.
- Mom, today we’re at your service. Let us fetch all the snacks and cha-mom-ile tea your heart desires.
- Thank you for being there for all of the most mom-umental moments of my life.
- Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who provided me womb and board all those years ago.
- What do you call the best mother in the world? MaxiMOM.
- Mother’s Day should be more than just a mom-entary celebration. Mom, you deserve to be recognized every day.
- Thanks for keeping me going through the hard times with all the mom-entum over the years.
- Happy Mother’s Day to the one who’s responsible for so many of my best memories. I like to call them mom-entos.
- Sometimes, I say Super, Mom with an eye roll and it’s pretty sarcastic. But you really are a Supermom.
- Everything you do is so MOM point.
- If I ever missed an opportunity to tell you that I love you and am thankful for you, I promise that it was just a mom-entary lapse.
- You’ve taught me some amazing lessons over the years. I just hope I can absorb them all. Is os-mom-sis a thing?
- Computers are so smart because they listen to their motherboards. Thanks for always giving me the best advice.
- You always manage to know what I’m feeling or if I’m having a bad day, even if we’re far apart. You’re mom-nicient.
- Thanks for all the mom-umental work you did.
- You’re the best mom we could ask for. I guess I would say that you’re opti-MOM.
- Cheers to thousands of perfect mom-ents this Mother’s Day!
- Let’s maintain the mom-entum and keep the celebration of you rolling today and always.
- You always knew what to do to make me feel better when I was sick. The first step was always the ther-mom-eter.
- Have a real mother of a Mother’s Day.
Mother’s Day Puns

- Mom, there’s no otter like you.
- I just wanted to let you know, you did a grape job raisin me.
- I’m proud to be y’orchid.
- Sorry if this is cheesy, but you’re a grate mom.
- Thank you for doing my laundry for so many years. I love you loads and loads.
- Every time my mom does my laundry, that’s when I know that I’ve truly hit the mother load.
- Today, we celebrate a mom-entous occasion.
- All my favorite moments are actually mom-ents, because you were in them.
- To me, you’re pearfect.
- Mom, I doughnut know what I would do without you.
- You’re a koala-ty mom.
- I want to get the maxi-mom time with you today and every day.
- Mom, you make my world butter just by being in it.
- It’s truly mum-believable how talented you are.
- Mom, thank you for these awesome jeans.
- You otter know, there’s no mom better than you.
- Thank you for being the most egg-cellent mom.
- Mom, you can’t be beet.
- Mom, you’re one in a melon.
- Pinkies up with my bes-tea.
- Mom, you’re tea-rrific.
- Not a daisy goes by that I don’t think of you.
- Dear Mom, why yes, I would like some cheese with that whine.
- Happy Mother’s Day to the Lorelai to my Rory. Where you lead, I will follow.
- Mom, I love being your avo-kiddo.
- Whisking you an egg-cellent Mother’s Day.
- Mom, you’re sew amazing.
- Thanks for all the mom-umental work you did to raise me.
- Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who provided me womb and board all those years ago.
- I hope you have a mom-entous Mother’s Day.
- You are opti-mum.
- You played a mom-umental role in my life, and for that, I thank you.
- Somehow, you always know how I’m feeling and what I’m thinking. You must be mom-nicient.
- You’re a pho-nomenal mom.