95+ Mother’s Day Puns & Jokes

Short Mother’s Day Puns

  1. Mom, thanks for providing me with womb and board for all of these years!
  2. When it comes to parental love and support, I really hit the mother lode with you.
  3. You da mom!
  4. Everything you do is so mom point.
  5. Have a real mother of a Mother’s Day.
  6. Mom, I love you loads. Speaking of, can you do my laundry?
  7. You’re mum-believeable!
  8. Yoda best mom. Love you, I do.
  9. I whale always love you, mom
  10. Mom, you’re knit-erally the best.

Cute Mother’s Day Puns

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  1. My favorite moments in life are really just mom-ents, because everything is better with you.
  2. Today, we take a mom-ent to celebrate you!
  3. I’m thankful for the mom-umental role you play in my life.
  4. Cheers to thousands of perfect mom-ents this Mother’s Day!
  5. If moms were flowers, I’d pick you.
  6. You are mom-believably amazing!
  7. So excited to celebrate this mom-entous occasion with you!
  8. You’re a woman like no m-other.
  9. I love being y’orchid.

Food Mother’s Day Puns

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  1. To the woman who rosé me right.
  2. Mom, I donut know what I’d do without you.
  3. Mom, you’re proseccond to none.
  4. Olive you, mom.
  5. You did a grape job raisin me, mom!
  6. I love you a little s’more every day.
  7. There is no butter mom than you!
  8. Mom, you can’t be beet!
  9. You’re one in a melon, mom.
  10. You’re a souper mom.
  11. Sending you an avocuddle.
  12. You’re the berry best mom.
  13. Happy Mother’s Day. Thanks for puddin’ up with me.
  14. Thanks for always chicken on me.
  15. Mom, you’re pearfect to me.
  16. Most egg-cellent mom award.
  17. Not to be cheesy, but you’re a grate mom.
  18. You’re one tea-riffic mom!
  19. I love my eda-mommy!
  20. Mom, thanks for all you’ve tart me.
  21. You mean a waffle lot to me, mom.
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Mother’s Day Puns To Use As Instagram Captions

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  1. I still hear your voice in my head telling me to do the right thing. I call it my inner mom-ologue.
  2. You always have the best ideas. You’re a real mother of invention.
  3. Mom, today we’re at your service. Let us fetch all the snacks and cha-mom-ile tea your heart desires.
  4. Thank you for being there for all of the most mom-umental moments of my life.
  5. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who provided me womb and board all those years ago.
  6. What do you call the best mother in the world? MaxiMOM.
  7. Mother’s Day should be more than just a mom-entary celebration. Mom, you deserve to be recognized every day.
  8. Thanks for keeping me going through the hard times with all the mom-entum over the years.
  9. Happy Mother’s Day to the one who’s responsible for so many of my best memories. I like to call them mom-entos.
  10. Sometimes, I say Super, Mom with an eye roll and it’s pretty sarcastic. But you really are a Supermom.
  11. Everything you do is so MOM point.
  12. If I ever missed an opportunity to tell you that I love you and am thankful for you, I promise that it was just a mom-entary lapse.
  13. You’ve taught me some amazing lessons over the years. I just hope I can absorb them all. Is os-mom-sis a thing?
  14. Computers are so smart because they listen to their motherboards. Thanks for always giving me the best advice.
  15. You always manage to know what I’m feeling or if I’m having a bad day, even if we’re far apart. You’re mom-nicient.
  16. Thanks for all the mom-umental work you did.
  17. You’re the best mom we could ask for. I guess I would say that you’re opti-MOM.
  18. Cheers to thousands of perfect mom-ents this Mother’s Day!
  19. Let’s maintain the mom-entum and keep the celebration of you rolling today and always.
  20. You always knew what to do to make me feel better when I was sick. The first step was always the ther-mom-eter.
  21. Have a real mother of a Mother’s Day.
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Mother’s Day Puns

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  1. Mom, there’s no otter like you.
  2. I just wanted to let you know, you did a grape job raisin me.
  3. I’m proud to be y’orchid.
  4. Sorry if this is cheesy, but you’re a grate mom.
  5. Thank you for doing my laundry for so many years. I love you loads and loads.
  6. Every time my mom does my laundry, that’s when I know that I’ve truly hit the mother load.
  7. Today, we celebrate a mom-entous occasion.
  8. All my favorite moments are actually mom-ents, because you were in them.
  9. To me, you’re pearfect.
  10. Mom, I doughnut know what I would do without you.
  11. You’re a koala-ty mom.
  12. I want to get the maxi-mom time with you today and every day.
  13. Mom, you make my world butter just by being in it.
  14. It’s truly mum-believable how talented you are.
  15. Mom, thank you for these awesome jeans.
  16. You otter know, there’s no mom better than you.
  17. Thank you for being the most egg-cellent mom.
  18. Mom, you can’t be beet.
  19. Mom, you’re one in a melon.
  20. Pinkies up with my bes-tea.
  21. Mom, you’re tea-rrific.
  22. Not a daisy goes by that I don’t think of you.
  23. Dear Mom, why yes, I would like some cheese with that whine.
  24. Happy Mother’s Day to the Lorelai to my Rory. Where you lead, I will follow.
  25. Mom, I love being your avo-kiddo.
  26. Whisking you an egg-cellent Mother’s Day.
  27. Mom, you’re sew amazing.
  28. Thanks for all the mom-umental work you did to raise me.
  29. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who provided me womb and board all those years ago.
  30. I hope you have a mom-entous Mother’s Day.
  31. You are opti-mum.
  32. You played a mom-umental role in my life, and for that, I thank you.
  33. Somehow, you always know how I’m feeling and what I’m thinking. You must be mom-nicient.
  34. You’re a pho-nomenal mom.