Common Baseball Pun Words To Use
- “Why do we sing ‘Take Me Out to the Ballgame’ when we’re already there?”
- A book never written: “The Quickest Baseball Game” by Earl E. Wynn.
- If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit that?
- Baseball players have to stay in line or they will be afoul of the rules.
- Can I pinch hit on you?
- He could play baseball, football, basketball, soccer and tennis. He was a jock of all trades.
- Which baseball player holds water? The pitcher!
- Plus, his speeches haven’t changed. He’s on the campaign trail today, and made a short stop to deliver a speech. Same pitch as usual.
- Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?… From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle
- Were you eating dinner at Arby? I like that place.
- Our high school math teacher moonlights by selling concessions at local baseball games. He is a true ballpark figure.
- A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curveball, but wanted a straight answer.
- If you were a reliever, I’d sign you up to a three-year contract with a vesting option
- Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball? She had a pumpkin for a coach!
- You’re like baseball: You make me all nervous and then nothing happens.
- You know, I’ve never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
- Have you ever wondered why baseball players get girlfriends? They’re great at hitting it off.
- Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.
- Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!”
- How do baseball players keep in touch? They touch base every once in a while.
- Roz also said she’d contribute. Is Roz in?
- Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
- Ok, Pop. Fly me out of here.
- The only thing tender today is my heart for you
- Ok, strike that.
- Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
- Why don’t baseball players join unions?… Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.
- What a screwball…
- If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.
- Which animal is best at baseball? The bat!
- She played baseball and so did he. They hit it off.
- What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a monster?… a doubleheader!
- What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hotdog in October!
- You can call me the A’s because I’m destroying that Kitty right now
- Obviously, Paul is away — not home. He’s a busy guy, with a lot on his plate.
- You’re like baseball: I’d love to play you in front of a crowd.
- Why are some umpires fat?…They always clean their plate!
- You don’t get it? Or are you just Yankee my chain, you knuckle head? In any case, it’s been a ball and it kept me in stitches — even if you didn’t contribute your usual a mound. Maybe I’ll catch a single episode of The Simpsons before I go to sleep. I really like Homer.
- That one has been used already. You need to find a substitute.
- I’m an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
- The best way to make a baseball bat is to carve it by hand. Using a machine is just lathe-y.
- What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
- How is a baseball like a pancake?… They both need a good batter.
- Baseball players who get three strikes
- What’s long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn’t it adorable?
- Damn G+. I got another pop-up ad.
- Why are singers good at baseball?… Because they have perfect pitch!
- Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Forget it, it’s way over your head
- Doug was going to contribute, but he couldn’t think of anything. Maybe you should help Doug out.
- Are you in the on-deck circle, or is that halo?
- You still did OK. Overall, I think it’s a toss-up.
- Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter!
- Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join since I’m already a member of the Mr. Met fan club!
- Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your
- A book never written: “How to Be a Better Baseball Player” by Ben Schwarmer.
- A baseball player was a thief. He was always trying to steal.
- We must be in the bullpen because you’re warming me up.
- Are you Anthony Recker because I just wanna let you pull my dinger
- Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.
- The reason baseball games are at night is that bats sleep during the day!
- Paul is very unresponsive, but I’ll let it slide. Maybe he’s having car trouble. I told him to check his clutch. He’s not single, so maybe he can put the squeeze on his wife, so she can help him out of this jam.
- A dog who played baseball always got walked.
- I had a good streak going there.
- Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.
- It’s no wonder that some baseball players have lots of money – often even many of the bases are loaded.
- Ok, strike that
- Sorry, J-Walk. I guess I dropped the ball.
- What are the rules in zebra baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out.
- Two more follows and we can start the giveaway! Come on people, I draw pretty okay too
- I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.
- Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action
- A baseball player swallowed his gum because he choked up.
- Why are baseball games at night?… Because bats sleep during the day!
- She was a baseball player’s wife and had a ballpark figure.
- Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
- I don’t field like football today, and besides, baseball is a batter game!
- They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter
- I feel like I’m talking to myself. I guess you’re busy. I’ll take a walk and come back later.
- Ha! No reply. You were caught looking at that comment.
- You make my heart as spongey as the A’s infield
- When all my electrical engineering friends at the baseball game did the wave, it was almost like having a phased-hooray.
- I’m not at the top of my game tonight. Too distracted watching Mitt.
- They replaced the baseball with an orange to add zest to the game.
- Glad to see you’re finally running short. STOP!
- They call me the Arizona D’Backs because I always play ball games late into the night
- What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
- Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you’re warming me up.
- “Did you hear the joke about the fast pitch?”… ”Forget it. You just missed it.”
- Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt
- What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?… Babe Root.
- Baseball is known for its pitched battles.
- If this were an actual contest, I could really clean up.
- Or maybe his union went on strike and he’s on the picket line. Drive home, if you can before I make another blooper.
- Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint.
- Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that’s cool. I’m not picky.
- They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me
- When a baseball fell in the sewer it was called a foul ball.
- There are so many statistics in baseball that the players are now running around data bases.
- That’s also been used. One more, and you’re out.
- A new batter joined the baseball team, and he was a real hit.
- You’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.
- If you sing while playing baseball, you won’t get a good pitch.
- Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
- The baseball pitcher’s retirement was at the end of a wonderful ERA.
- Have you ever seen a line drive?… No, but I have seen a baseball park!
- In each town on his trip, the baseball player made a short stop.
- What happens to a baseball pitcher when he loses a big game? He goes into the throes of depression.
- The baseball player made a clean move with the girl but then he struck out.
- I think there are about 1-2 million baseball fields in the world, but that’s just a ballpark number.
- I think this thread represents the big inning of a new ERA in punnery.
- They say I’m like John Jaso because I’m all clear to be behind your plate all summer long
- Why did the police officer go to the baseball game? Someone stole second base!
- BTW, if you put the squeeze on her, don’t pinch her. And definitely don’t hitter! And for god’s sake, don’t batter her around!
- The baseball pitcher’s personality needed some polish. He was a diamond in the rough.
- You’re quite the catch, baby.
- What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team!
- That’s all for me. I need some relief if this thread is to be saved.
- Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever
- Are you in the outfield? Because you’re an angel.
- Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform? New Jersey.
- A baseball player can sell himself to a new team if he has a good pitch.
- You’re like baseball: A thinkin’ man’s game.
- I like baseball so much more than football. It’s just a batter game!
- They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I’m good at stroking balls away
- Still no response from Paul. I guess this is my own little pun umpire, and I’m the king.
- Whatcha got?
- What cartoon character is the best at baseball?… Homer Simpson.
- A baseball player joined the army and did the round of military bases.
- I know I’m out of options, but I’ll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.
- My dugout, or yours?
- I don’t get that pun no matter how hard I twi. ‘Night.
- My love for you is like the A’s and Daric Barton: it never dies.
- Which animal is best at hitting a baseball? The bat.
- Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint!
- Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken? : They both have fowl mouths.
- Where shouldn’t a baseball player ever wear red? In the bull pen.
- If you sing while playing baseball you may not get a good pitch
- What is a baseball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?… The swings!
- As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
- What do baseball players use to bake a cake?… Oven MITTS, BUNT pans and BATTER.
- I’m falling in glove with you!
- Why is Fenway Park the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
- On second thought, I canceled the walk. The weather’s too foul.
- At least it wasn’t a costly error. He still has his base, and he’s still running. In other words, he’s safe.
- I hope you’re a good catcher because I’m starting to fall for you.
- A baseball player’s mother knows what he likes to eat on the home plate.
- Would you just take one for the team, and go out with me?
- Which superhero is the best at baseball?… Batman.
- If your daughter is tying up the computer, you should ground ‘er.
- Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies!
- When a baseball player isn’t going steady he’s playing the field.
- Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I’m feeling faint.
- Can I show you my spitball?
- “Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?”… “Forget it. It’s way over your head.”
- Why do girls like baseball?… It’s the only sport played on a diamond!
- Did you see what I wrote at the bottom of the 9th comment?
- Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park
- Baseball players are expected to perform well right off the bat.
- I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can’t use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.
- The game’s getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?
- Why did the baseball player go to the car dealer? He wanted a sales pitch.
- That’s a bit of a stretch.
- What’s the “win probability” of me taking you home tonight, baby?
- I just want something quick to fill a gap, let’s hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later
- I’m just trying to advance the art, using two methods: Walk ‘n’ Balk.
- How do baseball players stay cool? By sitting next to the fans.
- After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
- A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curve
- What’s the difference between a rain barrel and a bad fielder? One catches drops and the other drops catches.
- strikes!
- I think I glove you!
- So am I gonna be your closer tonight, or are you putting me in middle relief?
- Where did the baseball player wash his socks?… In the bleachers.
- Why are frogs good outfielders?… They never miss a fly.
- When baseball umpires aren’t happy with their pay they call more strikes.
- Never hit the ump… The Umpire Strikes Back
- Baseball players sometimes have sign-us trouble.
- In a baseball season, a pitcher is worth a thousand blurs.
Funny Baseball Puns

- I heard a joke from my friend about baseball. It left me in pitches!
- Normally, you never see baseball players living near a road named Line Drive, but you can often see them living near baseball parks!
- It takes much longer to run from the second base to the third than from the first to second as there is a shortstop in the middle.
- Every time after playing a baseball game, I wash my bat in the bleachers!
- The only superhero who loves playing baseball is Batman!
- Many baseball players like visiting parks as they have many swings!
- Baseball players are also said to be excellent singers as they have perfect pitches!
- Never ever call a baseball player a monster. He might really be one of them doubleheader monsters!
- Baseball players hate joining unions as they are afraid of being called out on strikes!
- The baseball player had to close his personal website as he was not getting any hits!
- Matches don’t like playing baseball as, after only one strike, they are out!
- Baseball players are known for staying cool because they are always close to their fans.
- Coal diggers can never play baseball in the major leagues as they all play in the miner leagues!
- 40. I wanted to tell my friend a joke about his catching style but decided not to because it contained foul language!
- In the game, the fans couldn’t get soda pop at the doubleheader. It was due to the fact that the home team lost the opener!
- When his team was losing, the manager decided to feature a mummy into the game as a pinch hitter. On seeing this, the commentator said that this means the game will be wrapped up very soon!
- When a baseball pitcher goes to the market to buy a carpet, he usually ends up buying a throw rug!
- If you ever find a cookie dough in the first base, a brownie mix in the second, and a pudding in the third, then it can be safely said that the hitter at the pitch is a cake batter.
- The players had to stay in line else there would be afoul of the rules!
- My brother can play soccer, tennis, baseball, basketball. He is a jock of all trades!
- Baseball players are excellent in convincing fans about their chances of winning the MLB as they are outstanding pitchers.
- My baseball coach asked me if I could throw good curveballs, but he wanted a straight answer!
- Cinderella was a poor baseball player, she had right a pumpkin for a coach!
- After getting tired of the boring game, my son said to me, “Okay Pop, fly me out of here”.
- People say I’m too aggressive when I’m trading baseball cards. It’s because I’m Ruthless.
- Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast food restaurant from miles away? He leads the league in Arby eyes.
- Baseball has to be the most nostalgic sport Cause no matter if they are right or left-handed batters, they always hit close to home.
- I was wondering why my baseball was getting bigger. But then it hit me!
- Ever wondered why China doesn’t have a baseball team? Because they ate all their bats.
- Have you heard about the disease named after a baseball skill? It’s catching
- China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat
Baseball pun captions
- You’re a catch
- Pitches be crazy
- You’rea real home run
- I may be off base but we should date sometimes
- Have your day in full swing
- Baater up you have less than one week left
- You’re my pinch hitter.
- It’s a sliding into home kinda day.
- I hit a home run when I met you
- The most important pitch is the next one.
Baseball jokes

- Why don’t orphan kids play baseball? – They don’t know where home is.
- What do roosters have in common with baseball? – Fowl balls.
- Why hasn’t baseball returned from covid shutdown? – They are unable to test all the bats
- Which baseball player makes flapjacks? – The batter!
- What do a great hitter and a boxer have in common? – They are both sluggers!
- The baseball team hired a baker as they needed a good batter in the team.
- The only difference between an umpire and pickpocket is the former watches steals while the latter steals watches!
- Baseball players in Charlotte are required to wear armors when they play knight games.
- As the ball left the glove, the glove cheekily said, “Catch you later!”
- During lunch, all the catchers in the team usually sit behind the plate.
- The friend told me many baseball bat puns and jokes, but I didn’t get any of it. Guess they just flew above my head!
- There are special rules if a zebra plays baseball. Three stripes, and you are out!
- I was uncertain as to why the baseball got bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
- Cinderella was banned from the baseball team as she left during the middle of the ball.
- The baseball team decided to hire a ghost in their team. It was said that it would improve the team spirit!
- While driving, baseball players are urged to keep their necessary documents in the glove compartment.
- A designated baseball player in the team always holds water for others. He is given the title of the pitcher.
- Baseball games usually take place during the night as bats sleep during the day.
- The only difference between a dentist and a Yankee fan is that the former yanks for roots while the latter roots for the Yanks!
- I asked my friend if he wanted to got the park to play one game of baseball. He seemed a bit undecided, but I said this should be an easy choice with no ifs and bunts.
- The only similarity between a fly’s father and high hit baseball is that both of them are a pop fly!
- The baseball player was seen visiting the library. But it was for just five minutes as it was a shortstop!
- The police went to the baseball game as someone reported that the second base was stolen!
- Frogs are excellent baseball players. They are brilliant at catching fly balls!
- In the baseball team, the sales department gave the batters a short and fastpitch on new merchandise. But unfortunately, it didn’t matter as they all missed it!
- Baseball players usually have their lunch and dinner at home plates!
- If you ask a baseball player to bake a cake, they usually do it with oven mitts, a batter, and bundt pans!
- It is unwise to play the game of baseball in the jungle as there are so many players who are cheetahs!
- The tennis player asked the baseball player for help as he wanted to score a grand slam.
- The umpire was angry at the baseball player for imitating a chicken to distract the batter and having a foul mouth.
Intelligent Baseball Puns

- Basketball players are excellent in MCQs. They know how to strike the correct boxes!
- My wife and I both played baseball at high school. That’s how we hit it off!
- I called Paul, who was a baseball executive, for game tickets. He wasn’t available due to being an extremely busy guy who has a lot on his plate.
- The reason why some umpires become fatter with time is that they always clean their plates!
- After a busy day, the baseball team wanted to catch one of Breaking Bat episodes before hitting bed!
- The umpired asked the video analyst for his number during the game. It was the only way he could make a call!
- Making pancakes is precisely like a game of baseball. It would be best if you had excellent batters for both.
- Most of the time, baseball batters go for a handmade bat as they can be delivered very fast. Machine-made bats are always delivered lathe!
- I was watching a baseball game highlight on YouTube, but the pop-up ads kept on annoying me.
- The baseball player was arrested by the police. He was always trying to steal!
- Baseball players make a lot of money because their bases are all loaded most of the time!
- The baseball meeting between players today was okayish. The coach thought that, overall, it was a toss-up.
- The puppy who ran onto the baseball game got walked off!
- The batter, unfortunately, swallowed his chewing gum in martial arts class- looks like this was a classic example of a baseball choke.
- Oranges are set to replace the baseball to zest up the game!
- There was a legendary tree which is considered the greatest baseball player in the plant world. His name is Babe Root.
- Baseball is a dangerous game and is a pitched battle. If it were a contest of any kind, I would have cleaned it up!
- The baseball fell down in the drain. I think it is now a foul ball!
- Statistics have improved a lot and have made the game of baseball more entertaining. Nowadays, all the players are running around the databases.
- 70. The vampire didn’t want to be part of the team as he was allowed to be only a batboy.
- After failing in repeated tests requiring to draw a baseball bat, the drawing teacher shouted at me, “One more, and you’re out!”
- The new batter who came from overseas became an instant hit!
- We should never sing while playing baseball as one will never be able to pitch properly!
Puns That Are Out Of The Park

- A baseball player who loses big games consecutively goes into the throws of depression.
- It is unwise to play baseball on a foggy and rainy day. Everything will either be a hit or mist!
- While on a countrywide trip, the baseball team made shortstops in every town.
- The coach was adamant in polishing the new batter’s skill as he was a rough diamond!
- The only thing which has 18 legs and can catch flies is a baseball team!
- Whenever a baseball player requires new clothes and uniforms, he visits New Jersey.
- Baseball players usually succeed in selling their memorabilia because they have great pitches!
- Personally, I prefer baseball to football. It is a batter game without one single shred of doubt!
- Candlestick Park is known to be too windy. It is probably due to the presence of all the Giant fans!
- When a baseball player joined the army, he was asked to take rounds around the military bases!
- The coach of the team was enjoying this season and said that the baseball games were in full swing.
- It is incredibly unwise of a baseball player to wear red in the bullpen.
- Baseball players are good chemists as they are very good with bases!
- Girls are extremely fond of baseball. It is the only game in the whole world that is played on a diamond!
- The new player was criticized left, right, and center after failing to perform well. I guess they are always expected to perform right off the bat!
- The baseball coach went to a car dealer to get a new vehicle and told him to give his best sales pitch!