280+ Beach Puns & Jokes

Beach Puns

  1. Feeling fintastic.
  2. Seas the day.
  3. Tropic like it’s hot.
  4. Water you doing?
  5. Girls just wanna have sun.
  6. The ocean made me salty.
  7. That little sun of a beach.
  8. Don’t let the bad vibes tide you down.
  9. Avoid pier pressure.
  10. Tis the sea-sun.
  11. Finally made it to the beach. Shell yeah.
  12. Salty, but sweet.
  13. Please excuse my resting beach face.
  14. If there’s a will, there’s a wave.
  15. Shell we dance?
  16. Lost at sea? I’m not shore.
  17. Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
  18. Love you to the beach and back.
  19. Whale, hello there.
  20. All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
  21. You don’t like the ocean? Beach, please.
  22. Are you squidding me right now?
  23. Life’s a beach. Enjoy the waves.
  24. I whale always love you.
  25. Fresh to depth.
  26. Sea you at the beach.
  27. Stay salty, babe.
  28. Sorry, I’m octopied.
  29. I can sea clearly now.
  30. Beach you to it.
  31. I’m all tide up at the moment.
  32. Riptides and tan lines.
  33. Feeling breezy.
  34. Sandy Cheeks reporting for duty.
  35. Talk to the palm.
  36. The s’more the merrier.
  37. Keep palm and carry on.
  38. Beach plans never flip-flop.
  39. You’re one in a watermelon.
  40. How are you feeling today? I’m fin-tastic!
  41. Girls just wanna have sun
  42. Don’t get salty with me!
  43. It’s not my salt you got burned!
  44. I’m not shore about this…
  45. I’m a crazy son of a beach, but you love me anyway
  46. Beach, please!
  47. Life’s a beach, but don’t let yourself get tide down
  48. Along for the tide.
  49. Feeling fresh to depth.
  50. Race you to the sand? Beach ya to it.
  51. I’m not mad, that’s just my resting beach face
  52. When there’s a will, there’s a wave
  53. I try to avoid pier pressure and just do my own thing.
  54. Things are not always as they ap-pier
  55. Tell you my favorite beach? It’s really to be so Pacific.
  56. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game
  57. Don’t call me while I’m at the beach: I’m sun-screening my calls.
  58. Arrrr you going to join me at the beach, matey?
  59. Hello there, buoys and gulls!
  60. Holla at ya’ buoy
  61. Surf’s up, hang tan
  62. I’m feeling sand-tastic
  63. Don’t worry, beach happy!
  64. I’m feeling em-ocean-al today.
  65. I’m a boss beach.
  66. Beach better have my money!
  67. Beach, don’t krill my vib
  68. Waterever will I do when summer is over?
  69. Swimmer down now, no point being angry!
  70. There’s some-fin about Mary.
  71. Living my mermaid fin-tasy!
  72. I reel-y love the beach.
  73. I’ve got no fin left to give!
  74. Bay, you’ve got to stop with the beach puns — they’re too much.
  75. Hope you have a (beach) ball!
  76. Beach you to it
  77. B.E.A.C.H. = Best Escape Anyone Can Have
  78. Beach please.
  79. 99 problems but a beach ain’t one
  80. Beach days, always
  81. Beach right back.
  82. Life’s a beach.
  83. Beach don’t kill my vibe.
  84. This is my Resting beach face.
  85. Aloha beaches.
  86. Where my beaches at?
  87. Hola beaches.
  88. If you top notch beach, let me hear you holla!
  89. Nama’stay’ at the beach
  90. That crazy little sun of a beach
  91. Don’t worry, beach Happy
  92. Time to be nauti.
  93. Avoid pier pressure
  94. Fresh to depth
  95. It’s a shore thing
  96. We shore are going to have a great time!
  97. Take time to coast (and toast).
  98. Tropic it like it’s hot.
  99. One fine-apple.
  100. A pineapple a day keeps the worries away
  101. Go with the float
  102. Go with the flow

Sea Animal Puns for the Beach

240 summer puns jokes 4
  1. Chilling at the beach: my life porpoise.
  2. Did you splash me on porpoise?
  3. Do you have a fish-ue with me?
  4. Are you squidding me?
  5. I find the ocean really crab-tivating!
  6. My favorite wine? Crab-ernet noir.
  7. Hello, guys and gills.
  8. You’re just jelly.
  9. Me and my old chums.
  10. Can you crab me more sunscreen?
  11. Feeling cray-zy.
  12. I cut myself at the beach. I think I need a sturgeon.
  13. My favorite type of music is orca-stra.
  14. Ready to hear a killer whale pun?
  15. I’m having one whale of a good day.
  16. Better bait than never, I always say.
  17. Cod we be friends?
  18. I otter come to the beach more often.
  19. Currently octo-pied sitting on the beach!
  20. He’s shrimp-ing my style.
  21. Beach days are very shrimportant.
  22. Hate the beach? Shrimp-ossible!
  23. We dolphin-ately need more beach time.
  24. I try to keep to mussel.
  25. I turtle-y love the beach!
  26. I don’t give a clam.
  27. Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer.
  28. Urchin kidding me, right?
  29. Let me mullet over…
  30. I’ve been herring rumors about this beautiful beach…
  31. The ocean is like its own tuna-verse.
  32. I’ve got a great oppor-tuna-ty.
  33. I have my trouts.
  34. That beach pun was so bad, I’m going to have to con-fish-cate it.
  35. I forgot to put sunscreen on my face, now minnows is sunburned!
  36. I manta apply more sunscreen, but I forgot!
  37. I’m hooked on an eel-ing, high on believing…
  38. I’m not eeling well today.
  39. When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a-moray!
  40. Roe, roe, roe your boat…
  41. This is sardinely an excellent fish pun, no?
  42. Carp-e diem!
  43. Beach lover? Gill-ty as charged.
  44. Oh my Cod!
  45. Oh, the hu-manatee!
  46. Can I make a quick lobster-vation?
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Sea Puns

240 summer puns jokes 3
  1. Sea, myself, and I
  2. Long time, no sea!
  3. Sea la vie!
  4. If I hear one more bad beach pun, I’m going to have a sea-sure.
  5. Carpe diem: it means seas the day.
  6. Tis the sea-son to be jolly
  7. I can sea clearly now, the rain has gone…
  8. Time for a sea-esta!
  9. It’ll be our little sea-cret.
  10. I’ll sea you later.
  11. You sea-m nice.
  12. I have a sense of urgen-sea to get to the beach.
  13. Tis the sea-sun
  14. Seas the day!
  15. Getting a dose of vitamin sea.
  16. I need to be seahabilitated
  17. Sea the beauty in life.
  18. Living in a fanta’sea’ world
  19. Let the sea set you free
  20. I can sea clearly now

Boat Puns for the Beach

  1. Ferry nice!
  2. It’s a ferry beautiful day.
  3. We should go oar we’ll be late.
  4. Kayak you a question?
  5. Dock it like it’s hot!
  6. I’m a-boat to call it a day.
  7. Hey! Water boat me?
  8. Ship happens, okay?
  9. I don’t give a ship!
  10. Does it come with free shipping?
  11. Fish and ships.
  12. You can’t ship with us!
  13. Schooner or later, I’ll run out of beach puns.
  14. There’s a sail going on!

Cheesy Beach Puns and Beach Pick Up Lines

240 summer puns jokes 2
  1. Hey, water you doing later?
  2. Shell we dance?
  3. Can we crab a drink later?
  4. I think I shell in love with you.
  5. Excuse me, are you shingle?
  6. I’ve been wading for someone like you.
  7. This might be crazy, but should we tide the knot?
  8. I think we’re mermaid to be together.
  9. Whale, hello there, you.
  10. I’ve been looking for salmon just like you.
  11. I’ve gotten hooked on you.
  12. Wanna get romantically fin-volved?
  13. I get a rush of en-dolphins just looking at you.
  14. Can we cuttle?
  15. Cod I call you later?
  16. Pleased to meet your aqua-intance.
  17. I fish we had more time together.
  18. Do you like these mussels?
  19. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
  20. I have to say: I’m totally coco-nuts for you
  21. My cheesy beach pick up lines are shore to win your heart.
  22. And IIIIIIIiiiiiiii whale always love you.
  23. I wanna be Moray than just a friend.
  24. Kelp! I need somebody! Kelp! Not just anybody!
  25. Are you Cinderella? Because I think I found your glass flipper.
  26. Shell yeah, it’s summer time!
  27. Shell-ebrate good times, come on!
  28. My beach puns are shell-areas!
  29. You’re very spe-shell to me.
  30. Call me shellfish, but I don’t like sharing.
  31. Shell I call you later?
  32. I shell in love with the ocean
  33. You used to call me on my shell-phone…
  34. I’m so tired — think it’s time for me to conch out for a nap
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Tropical Beach Puns

  1. Tropic like it’s hot
  2. Keep palm and carry on
  3. He has a palming influence.
  4. Cool, palm, and collected.
  5. I’m coconuts about you.
  6. I’ll never get Bora Bora’d at the beach.
  7. Tahit is on!
  8. I want some Moorea.
  9. Can you be Pacific?

Beach Shell Puns

  1. Shell yeah.
  2. You used to call me on my shell phone.
  3. Shell-abrating life
  4. Shell be coming around soon
  5. Shell we dance

Ocean Animal Puns

  1. Happy as a clam
  2. Single and ready to flamingle.
  3. The world is your oyster
  4. What a fin-tastic day
  5. Feelin fin-tastic
  6. A kiss from a fish is all that I wish
  7. You’re turtle-y awesome

Ocean and Waves Quotes

  1. An ocean breeze put the mind at ease
  2. Happiness comes in waves.
  3. If there’s a will, there’s a wave.
  4. Ocean air, salty hair, not a care.

Puns About The Sun

240 summer puns jokes
  1. Girls just wanna have sun.
  2. Suns out, guns out.
  3. Suns out, buns out.
  4. Sun-believable
  5. This is sun-real
  6. Thanks for being sun-derstanding

Sun, Sand, and Beach Quotes

  1. Sun, sand, and pineapple in hand
  2. Salt in the air, sand in my hair.
  3. Let the waves hit your feet and turn the sand into your seat.
  4. Sandy toes, sun-kissed nose
  5. Sweet and salty, just like me
  6. I put the bum in beach bum
  7. Beach hair, don’t care
  8. The tan will fade, but the memories will last forever.
  9. Good times and tan lines

Puns About The Tide

  1. High tides, good vibes.
  2. Don’t let the tide get you down.
  3. High tide or low tide, they’re always by my side
  4. Good times happen on the tides
  5. Don’t get tide down
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Whale Puns

  1. Whale you be mine?
  2. I whale always love you
  3. Whale, Hello there
  4. Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here.- Unknown
  5. Having a whale of a time

Puns About The Water

  1. Water we here for
  2. Water we waiting for
  3. Water you doing
  4. Water you up to
  5. Water-ever it takes

Puns About Palm Trees

  1. Talk to the palm
  2. Palm trees and 80 degrees
  3. Shake your palm palms.
  4. Let’s get it palm
  5. This is da palm

Mermaid Puns

  1. We mer-maid for each other
  2. Mermaid Vibes
  3. My friends mer-make me happy!
  4. Mermaid wishes and starfish kisses
  5. You’ve mermaid my day.
  6. Mermaid hair, don’t care
  7. Always be yourself, unless you can be a mermaid, then always be a mermaid
  8. You are mer-mazing
  9. Make like a mermaid and make waves
  10. Mermaid at heart
  11. I must be a mermaid… I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living. – Anais Nin

Short Beach Quotes

  1.  As free as the ocean
  2. You, me, and the sea.
  3. Forever chasing the sun
  4. The beach is the only place where it’s okay to be salty
  5. Eat. Sleep. Beach. Repeat.
  6. Living on island time.
  7. Be grateful for good friends, hot sun, and clear water.
  8. Life is better at the beach.
  9. A lot of people like snow, I find it an unnecessary freezing of water – Carl Reiner
  10. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should go to the beach.
  11. Live in the sunshine. Swim in the sea. Drink in the wild air. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  12. The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever. – Jacques Cousteau