Weed Puns
- I live the high life.
- Peace by the gram.
- You can’t spell healthcare without “THC.”
- The name’s Bong. James Bong.
- Yes we cannabis!
- Weed go well together.
- This should be a joint decision.
- You’re my best bud!
- Wanna smoke? Alpaca bowl.
- Legalize marinara.
- Now I know my CBDs.
- Stay high-drated.
- A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
- Don’t mind us, we’re just bong-ding.
- I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do, it’s my ankle.
- I always knew weed be best friends.
- Mariju-wanna go out to dinner tonight?
- Just doob it!
- Let’s make like a hippie and blow this joint!
- Watch me rip, now watch me nap nap.
- Hail Mary (Jane)
- You’re ganja have a good time.
- All aboard the pineapple express!
- Welcome to the dank side.
- When they go low, we get high.
- I juana grow old with you.
- I think you’re dope.
- Weed my lips.
- Just keep rollin’.
- I donut want to smoke without you.
- All I weed is you!
- It’s 420 somewhere.
- I’m so stoned over you.
- High miss you.
- Your love is my drug.
- Why are you being so high and mighty?
- Weed is my love language.
- I’m just a little high maintenance.
- I’m blunt because God rolled me that way.
- I’m on the seaweed diet. I see weed and I smoke it!
- You toke my breath away!
- If weed puns are a sin, I’ll see you all inhale.
- You’re unbe-weed-able!
- Would doobie my date tonight?
- Weed the people.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, weed is dope, and so are you!
- Let’s be blunt, you’re amazing!
- Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two lefts will take you to the dispensary by my house!
- Weed puns are dope!
- A man can only strain so much before he’s rushed too far.

- Stay high-drated
- Keep off the grass
- Just doob it
- What do you call a stoner with two joints? Double-jointed
- You’ve got high expectations
- I’m high on pot
- Weed go well together
- Joint family
- What do you call a field of weed? A high ground
- You’re ganja have a good time
- Now I know my CBDs
- Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because pot holder was already spoken for
- I think you’re dope
- Weeding out the weak
- Pot Luck
- Weed out the bad
- The seaweed diet is when you see weed and smoke it
- Weed my lips
- THC you later
- A stoner who smokes too much weed is a baked potato
- Reefer gladness
- How do fish get stoned? Seaweed
- You’re my best bud
- How high are you
- Don’t mind us. We’re just bong-ding
- Just keep rolling
- High and dry
- A friend with weed is a friend indeed
- Welcome to the Dank side
- What happens when you eat marijuana? You’ll get a pot belly
- You toke my breath away
- If toking is a sin, I’ll see you all inhale
- High on success
- One toke over the line
- I started drinking vodka that’s infused with cannabis. It keeps me in high spirits
- Hail Maryjane
- I’m going to be blunt, you’re amazing
- This should definitely be a joint decision
- Yesterday, I mixed weed with yeast. So the plot thickens
- I donut wanna smoke without you
- Starbuds
- You’re un-be-weed-able
- Buzz kill
- Why so high and mighty?
- A man can only strain so much before he’s pushed too far
- Peace by the gram
- Bud naked
- Flower to the people
- Give and toke
More Pot Puns

- I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do, it’s an ankle
- All I weed is you
- Go to pot
- Yes, we cannabis
- Growing like a weed
- Stoned age
- Blunt trauma
- The grass ceiling
- Not ganja believe this
- When they go low, we get high
- High maintenance
- Puff piece
- Marijuana go out to dinner?
- Herbivoire
- It’s 420 somewhere
- Superbowl
- Living the high life
- I juana grow old with you
- Roal highness
- I always knew weed be best friends
- Insta-gram
- Lazy daze
- Terp N Tine
- High miss you
- I’m blunt because God rolled me this way
- Kushy jobs
- Buy the ounce
- High noon
- What does stoner Dracula say? I want to smoke your bud
- Best buds
- Dank dynasty
- What’s a stoner’s favourite food? Baked beans
- What did the weed say when confronted by a piece of paper? I’m gonna be blunt
with you - Duber
- Would doobie my date
- Joint effort
- Cows were caught smoking weed and playing poker. The steaks were high
- BHOgart
- My parents stole my weed so I stole their plane tickets. I guess none of us will be getting high
- Your love is my drug
- If you missed 420, don’t worry. Just wait until 422 because it’s 420 too
- The name’s Bong… James Bong
- Infusiasm
- Weed the people
- What do you call a catholic leader that uses cannabis? A dope pope
- The pottail hour
- Weed is my love language
- I’m fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line
- You can’t spell healthcare without THC
- All aboard the Pineapple Express
Ridiculous Pot Pun Names

- Green Day
- Rocky Mountain High
- Budding Industry
- Smokin’ Hot
- Weed Out The Bad
- Reefer Gladness
- Reefer Madness
- The New Dealers
- You’re Ganja Have A Good Time
- High Expectations
- Tokémon
- THC-you Later
- A Chance To Pipe Up
- High And Dry
- High On Success
- Half-Baked
- Takes A Hit
- A Tokin’ Figure
- Rolling Up Sales
- Super Bowl
- In the Weeds
- High Times
- The Straight Dope
- High Demand
- That’s Grow Biz
- The Grass Ceiling
- Up In Smoke
- Jack Pot
- Pipe-lines
- Blazed A Trail
- Added Strain
- Kushy Jobs