130+ Weed Puns & Jokes

Weed Puns

1. I live the high life.
2. Peace by the gram.
3. You can’t spell healthcare without “THC.”
4. The name’s Bong. James Bong.
5. Yes we cannabis!
6. Weed go well together.
7. This should be a joint decision.
8. You’re my best bud!
9. Wanna smoke? Alpaca bowl.
10. Legalize marinara.
11. Now I know my CBDs.
12. Stay high-drated.
13. A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
14. Don’t mind us, we’re just bong-ding.
15. I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do, it’s my ankle.
16. I always knew weed be best friends.
17. Mariju-wanna go out to dinner tonight?
18. Just doob it!
19. Let’s make like a hippie and blow this joint!
20. Watch me rip, now watch me nap nap.
21. Hail Mary (Jane)
22. You’re ganja have a good time.
23. All aboard the pineapple express!
24. Welcome to the dank side.
25. When they go low, we get high.
26. I juana grow old with you.
27. I think you’re dope.
28. Weed my lips.
29. Just keep rollin’.
30. I donut want to smoke without you.
31. All I weed is you!
32. It’s 420 somewhere.
33. I’m so stoned over you.
34. High miss you.
35. Your love is my drug.
36. Why are you being so high and mighty?
37. Weed is my love language.
38. I’m just a little high maintenance.
39. I’m blunt because God rolled me that way.
40. I’m on the seaweed diet. I see weed and I smoke it!
41. You toke my breath away!
42. If weed puns are a sin, I’ll see you all inhale.
43. You’re unbe-weed-able!
44. Would doobie my date tonight?
45. Weed the people.
46. Roses are red, violets are blue, weed is dope, and so are you!
47. Let’s be blunt, you’re amazing!
48. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two lefts will take you to the dispensary by my house!
49. Weed puns are dope!
50. A man can only strain so much before he’s rushed too far.

51. Stay high-drated
52. Keep off the grass
53. Just doob it
54. What do you call a stoner with two joints? Double-jointed
55. You’ve got high expectations
56. I’m high on pot
57. Weed go well together
58. Joint family
59. What do you call a field of weed? A high ground
60. You’re ganja have a good time
61. Now I know my CBDs
62. Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because pot holder was already spoken for
63. I think you’re dope
64. Weeding out the weak
65. Pot Luck
66. Weed out the bad
67. The seaweed diet is when you see weed and smoke it
68. Weed my lips
69. THC you later
70. A stoner who smokes too much weed is a baked potato
71. Reefer gladness
72. How do fish get stoned? Seaweed
73. You’re my best bud
74. How high are you
75. Don’t mind us. We’re just bong-ding
76. Just keep rolling
77. High and dry
78. A friend with weed is a friend indeed
79. Welcome to the Dank side
80. What happens when you eat marijuana? You’ll get a pot belly
81. You toke my breath away
82. If toking is a sin, I’ll see you all inhale
83. High on success
84. One toke over the line
85. I started drinking vodka that’s infused with cannabis. It keeps me in high spirits
86. Hail Maryjane
87. I’m going to be blunt, you’re amazing
88. This should definitely be a joint decision
89. Yesterday, I mixed weed with yeast. So the plot thickens
90. I donut wanna smoke without you
91. Starbuds
92. You’re un-be-weed-able
93. Buzz kill
94. Why so high and mighty?
95. A man can only strain so much before he’s pushed too far
96. Peace by the gram
97. Bud naked
98. Flower to the people
99. Give and toke

More Pot Puns

1. I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do, it’s an ankle
2. All I weed is you
3. Go to pot
4. Yes, we cannabis
5. Growing like a weed
6. Stoned age
7. Blunt trauma
8. The grass ceiling
9. Not ganja believe this
10. When they go low, we get high
11. High maintenance
12. Puff piece
13. Marijuana go out to dinner?
14. Herbivoire
15. It’s 420 somewhere
16. Superbowl
17. Living the high life
18. I juana grow old with you
19. Roal highness
20. I always knew weed be best friends
21. Insta-gram
22. Lazy daze
23. Terp N Tine
24. High miss you
25. I’m blunt because God rolled me this way
26. Kushy jobs
27. Buy the ounce
28. High noon
29. What does stoner Dracula say? I want to smoke your bud
30. Best buds
31. Dank dynasty
32. What’s a stoner’s favourite food? Baked beans
33. What did the weed say when confronted by a piece of paper? I’m gonna be blunt
    with you
34. Duber
35. Would doobie my date
36. Joint effort
37. Cows were caught smoking weed and playing poker. The steaks were high
38. BHOgart
39. My parents stole my weed so I stole their plane tickets. I guess none of us will be getting high
40. Your love is my drug
41. If you missed 420, don’t worry. Just wait until 422 because it’s 420 too
42. The name’s Bong… James Bong
43. Infusiasm
44. Weed the people
45. What do you call a catholic leader that uses cannabis? A dope pope
46. The pottail hour
47. Weed is my love language
48. I’m fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line
49. You can’t spell healthcare without THC
50. All aboard the Pineapple Express

Ridiculous Pot Pun Names

1. Green Day
2. Rocky Mountain High
3. Budding Industry
4. Smokin’ Hot
5. Weed Out The Bad
6. Reefer Gladness
7. Reefer Madness
8. The New Dealers
9. You’re Ganja Have A Good Time
10. High Expectations
11. Tokémon
12. THC-you Later
13. A Chance To Pipe Up
14. High And Dry
15. High On Success
16. Half-Baked
17. Takes A Hit
18. A Tokin’ Figure
19. Rolling Up Sales
20. Super Bowl
21. In the Weeds
22. High Times
23. The Straight Dope
24. High Demand
25. That’s Grow Biz
26. The Grass Ceiling
27. Up In Smoke
28. Jack Pot
29. Pipe-lines
30. Blazed A Trail
31. Added Strain
32. Kushy Jobs