130+ Weed Puns & Jokes

Weed Puns

  1. I live the high life.
  2. Peace by the gram.
  3. You can’t spell healthcare without “THC.”
  4. The name’s Bong. James Bong.
  5. Yes we cannabis!
  6. Weed go well together.
  7. This should be a joint decision.
  8. You’re my best bud!
  9. Wanna smoke? Alpaca bowl.
  10. Legalize marinara.
  11. Now I know my CBDs.
  12. Stay high-drated.
  13. A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
  14. Don’t mind us, we’re just bong-ding.
  15. I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do, it’s my ankle.
  16. I always knew weed be best friends.
  17. Mariju-wanna go out to dinner tonight?
  18. Just doob it!
  19. Let’s make like a hippie and blow this joint!
  20. Watch me rip, now watch me nap nap.
  21. Hail Mary (Jane)
  22. You’re ganja have a good time.
  23. All aboard the pineapple express!
  24. Welcome to the dank side.
  25. When they go low, we get high.
  26. I juana grow old with you.
  27. I think you’re dope.
  28. Weed my lips.
  29. Just keep rollin’.
  30. I donut want to smoke without you.
  31. All I weed is you!
  32. It’s 420 somewhere.
  33. I’m so stoned over you.
  34. High miss you.
  35. Your love is my drug.
  36. Why are you being so high and mighty?
  37. Weed is my love language.
  38. I’m just a little high maintenance.
  39. I’m blunt because God rolled me that way.
  40. I’m on the seaweed diet. I see weed and I smoke it!
  41. You toke my breath away!
  42. If weed puns are a sin, I’ll see you all inhale.
  43. You’re unbe-weed-able!
  44. Would doobie my date tonight?
  45. Weed the people.
  46. Roses are red, violets are blue, weed is dope, and so are you!
  47. Let’s be blunt, you’re amazing!
  48. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two lefts will take you to the dispensary by my house!
  49. Weed puns are dope!
  50. A man can only strain so much before he’s rushed too far.
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130+ Weed Puns & Jokes
  1. Stay high-drated
  2. Keep off the grass
  3. Just doob it
  4. What do you call a stoner with two joints? Double-jointed
  5. You’ve got high expectations
  6. I’m high on pot
  7. Weed go well together
  8. Joint family
  9. What do you call a field of weed? A high ground
  10. You’re ganja have a good time
  11. Now I know my CBDs
  12. Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? Because pot holder was already spoken for
  13. I think you’re dope
  14. Weeding out the weak
  15. Pot Luck
  16. Weed out the bad
  17. The seaweed diet is when you see weed and smoke it
  18. Weed my lips
  19. THC you later
  20. A stoner who smokes too much weed is a baked potato
  21. Reefer gladness
  22. How do fish get stoned? Seaweed
  23. You’re my best bud
  24. How high are you
  25. Don’t mind us. We’re just bong-ding
  26. Just keep rolling
  27. High and dry
  28. A friend with weed is a friend indeed
  29. Welcome to the Dank side
  30. What happens when you eat marijuana? You’ll get a pot belly
  31. You toke my breath away
  32. If toking is a sin, I’ll see you all inhale
  33. High on success
  34. One toke over the line
  35. I started drinking vodka that’s infused with cannabis. It keeps me in high spirits
  36. Hail Maryjane
  37. I’m going to be blunt, you’re amazing
  38. This should definitely be a joint decision
  39. Yesterday, I mixed weed with yeast. So the plot thickens
  40. I donut wanna smoke without you
  41. Starbuds
  42. You’re un-be-weed-able
  43. Buzz kill
  44. Why so high and mighty?
  45. A man can only strain so much before he’s pushed too far
  46. Peace by the gram
  47. Bud naked
  48. Flower to the people
  49. Give and toke
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130+ Weed Puns & Jokes
  1. I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do, it’s an ankle
  2. All I weed is you
  3. Go to pot
  4. Yes, we cannabis
  5. Growing like a weed
  6. Stoned age
  7. Blunt trauma
  8. The grass ceiling
  9. Not ganja believe this
  10. When they go low, we get high
  11. High maintenance
  12. Puff piece
  13. Marijuana go out to dinner?
  14. Herbivoire
  15. It’s 420 somewhere
  16. Superbowl
  17. Living the high life
  18. I juana grow old with you
  19. Roal highness
  20. I always knew weed be best friends
  21. Insta-gram
  22. Lazy daze
  23. Terp N Tine
  24. High miss you
  25. I’m blunt because God rolled me this way
  26. Kushy jobs
  27. Buy the ounce
  28. High noon
  29. What does stoner Dracula say? I want to smoke your bud
  30. Best buds
  31. Dank dynasty
  32. What’s a stoner’s favourite food? Baked beans
  33. What did the weed say when confronted by a piece of paper? I’m gonna be blunt
    with you
  34. Duber
  35. Would doobie my date
  36. Joint effort
  37. Cows were caught smoking weed and playing poker. The steaks were high
  38. BHOgart
  39. My parents stole my weed so I stole their plane tickets. I guess none of us will be getting high
  40. Your love is my drug
  41. If you missed 420, don’t worry. Just wait until 422 because it’s 420 too
  42. The name’s Bong… James Bong
  43. Infusiasm
  44. Weed the people
  45. What do you call a catholic leader that uses cannabis? A dope pope
  46. The pottail hour
  47. Weed is my love language
  48. I’m fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line
  49. You can’t spell healthcare without THC
  50. All aboard the Pineapple Express

Ridiculous Pot Pun Names

130+ Weed Puns & Jokes
  1. Green Day
  2. Rocky Mountain High
  3. Budding Industry
  4. Smokin’ Hot
  5. Weed Out The Bad
  6. Reefer Gladness
  7. Reefer Madness
  8. The New Dealers
  9. You’re Ganja Have A Good Time
  10. High Expectations
  11. Tokémon
  12. THC-you Later
  13. A Chance To Pipe Up
  14. High And Dry
  15. High On Success
  16. Half-Baked
  17. Takes A Hit
  18. A Tokin’ Figure
  19. Rolling Up Sales
  20. Super Bowl
  21. In the Weeds
  22. High Times
  23. The Straight Dope
  24. High Demand
  25. That’s Grow Biz
  26. The Grass Ceiling
  27. Up In Smoke
  28. Jack Pot
  29. Pipe-lines
  30. Blazed A Trail
  31. Added Strain
  32. Kushy Jobs