Tea puns
- Nice tea meet you!
- Making tea isn’t hard, but waiting for the kettle to boil sure is tea-dious.
- This drink is tea-licious!
- Oolong live the queen!
- Let’s get this par-tea started!
- It’s a brew-tea-ful day!
- Steep dreams!
- Don’t be chai!
- I’m gonna love you oolong time!
- Varie-tea is the spice of life!
- This party is totally tea-riffic.
- You’re my bes-tea!
- Sweet dreams are made of tea.
- Don’t kettle for second best.
- Sip sip hooray!
- The reali-tea is I love a good brew.
- The only way out is brew it.
- It’s been oolong time coming.
- Sometimes I’m great at multi-tea-tasking.
- Feeling tired enough to go to steep.
- Can we all get oolong?
- I’ll chai again tomorrow.
- You’re totally tea-riffic.
- You have to admit these puns are quali-tea.
- Everything I brew, I brew for you.
- If at first you don’t suceed, chai, chai again.
- Walk a chamomile in my shoes.
- Feeling a bit of deja brew.
- Kettle down, kettle down.
- You’re such a cu-tea.
- I’ve been waiting oolong, long time for this.
- It’s thirs-tea Thursday!
- I believe I can chai.
- Hello, is it tea, you’re looking for?
- She’s so feis-tea!
- Time to Par-tea!
- Drinking tea, just gives me sereni-tea
- Hello Beau-tea-ful
- Use your creativi-tea
- You’re my bes-tea
- Bow down to royal-tea
- Hones-tea is the best policy
- You’re so naugh-tea
- You’re such a hot-tea
- She’s so flir-tea

- You’re tea-riffic!
- No need to be sal-tea
- It’s for your own safe-tea
- This cup is my proper-tea
- This tea is so tas-tea
- The best dinosaur is definitely the Tea-rex
- Sweet dreams are made of teas
- You’re such a teas (tease)
- You’re the best tea-cher, you definitely know hot to mul-tea-task
- This is so tea-dious
- Smells like tea spirit
- I’m so tired, I want to go to steep
- Steep Dreaming
- One steep forward, two steeps back
- The cost for a cup of tea is a bit steep!
- Chinese tea take a very oolong time to brew
- Why the oolong face?
- Can’t we just all get oolong?
- Move oolong, nothing to tea here
- Don’t chai this at home
- Let me give this a chai
- Say something, don’t be chai
- shades of Earl Grey
- This is an earl grey area
- Jas yours? No Jas-mine
- You need to walk a chamomile in her shoes
- You’re so brew-tiful
- Brew can do it!
- I believe in brew!
- I’m having deja brew!
- Everything I brew, I brew it for you
- I need to get stuff done but I keep procaffeinating
- Call me the queen of caffeine
- I like big mugs and I cannot lie
- Mugs and kisses
- I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me.
- Quit mean-muggin me
- You’re mug-nificent
- Kettle down everyone
- Don’t kettle for second best
- Don’t kettle in other people’s business
- You’re safe! What a tea leaf! (relief)
- I tea leaf (believe) in you
- We need to be tea leafed (debriefed) on the situation
- We’re a matcha made in heaven
- He’s no matcha for me
- Love you so matcha
- Watch me sip, watch me nae nae
- Sip Sip Hooray!
- Sip happens
Boba puns

- We’re a pearl-fect fit for each other.
- Pearls night out.
- This boba tea is unbelie-bubble!
- Hope you’re tapi-okay!
- I’m totally cap-bubble of drinking something other than tea, I just don’t want to!
- I always had a thing for the pearl next door.
- I haven’t tried boba before, but I’ll give it a pearl.
- You give me bubble-flies.
Matcha puns
- We’re a matcha made in heaven.
- You and me are the perfect matcha.
- Game, set, matcha!
- I’m feeling so matcha better today!
- I love you so matcha.
- So matcha love.
- I’ve met my matcha!
- So little time, so matcha to do.
- Thank you very matcha.
- I’ve met my matcha.
- So nice to matcha—what’s your name?
Now let’s get this par-TEA started!

- It’s time to get this par-TEA started! Right?
- Do you think it is okay to STEEP together on the first date?
- The only dinosaur who loved drinking tea was the TEA-REX.
- The loving husband always greeted his wife each day with a “Hello Brew-TEA-Full!”
- I love to drink tea each day because it brings out my inner tranquili-TEA.
- The tea drinker tends to get the most work down because they are full of creativi-TEA
- When I told the barista she gave me the wrong drink, she quickly became all missed-TEA-eyed.
- If you spill Queen Elizabeth’s tea it can be considered a threat to all British sovereign TEA.
- Those smart travelers who take part in long desert journeys always drink their camel-mile tea.
- We love enjoying blends, with benefits.
- People who drink a lot of tea each day tend to be on the chat-TEA side.
- There was a recent celebration to help pay down the national debt, it was considered a tea party.
- Are you even aware that four of the last five Presidents were all left-tea.
- The reason Chinese tea is so good is because it takes a very oolong time to prepare.
- Most tea drinkers will not socialize with a bad element at work because it is just not their cup of tea.
- If you decide to invite the Queen of England over for a drink, consider it to be royal-tea.
- One of the reasons more politicians should be drinking this hot beverage is because it will give them honest-tea.
- She tends to break the ice very easily because she is exceptionally flirt-TEA.
- Hipsters will only drink their tea iced because ice was waterway before it was cool.
- Hockey players love tea because it helps them to avoid having a penal-TEA during their games.
- Many people who drink tea in the morning love the way that their breath smells mint-TEA fresh.
- One reason may tea drinkers get in trouble at the clubs is because they tend to be very naught-TEA.
- The Communists will only drink herbal tea because proper-TEA is considered theft.
- Fishermen will often drink tea in the more to make them more salt-TEA.
- Defense lawyers are only afraid of one particular type of tea, the GUILT-TEA!
- People who are full of ambition often have loft-TEA goals.
- Astronauts prefer tea because they can appreciate the gravi-TEA of these beverages
- Most Manchester United fans will only drink tea because they have all the cups.
- People who are usually worried about everything will drink tea for the safe-TEA reasons.
- Cat lovers will only drink their kit-tea.
- The maid always preferred a hot cup of tea in the morning before things started getting dust-tea in the house.
- The school administration requires all facul-TEA to stop drinking coffee and switch to the herbal goodness.
- The rallying cry of the tea drinker, “Fight for your right to par-TEA!”
- Where there is tea, there is hope!
- It really is a serious problem if tea can’t fix it.
- She would rather be his shot of espresso than everyone’s cup of tea.
- When I find myself in hot water, I have to bag it
- Tea is people. Basically everything is people.
- Hey! I just met you, and this might be crazy, but here’s my teapot, so brew me maybe?
- God said, “Let them brew tea”, and, then there was tea.
- If tea is the drink of love, then brew on!
- It’s no use crying over spilled tea, but it is just so sad!
- Tea drinkers like living on the edge and often find themselves in hot water.
- Steeping too often in the bubble and the boil of the tea kettle clouds my inner eye.
- According to Yoda, “Brew or brew not. There is no steep.”
Tea Pun Names

- Barbara Chai-sand
- Bet-tea Davis
- Bruce Spring-steep
- Cameron Tea-az
- Chai-ning Tatum
- Chris-tea-na Aguilera
- Chrissy Tea-gan
- ETea
- Justin Tea-ber
- Justin Tea-berlake
- Ka-tea Perry
- Meryl Steep
- Morgan Tea-man
- Mr Tea
- Quentin Taren-tea-o
- Tea-once
- Tea-lor Swift
- Tea-na Fey
- Tea-na Turner
- Tommy Tea Jones