180+ Tea Puns & Jokes

Tea puns

1. Nice tea meet you!
2. Making tea isn’t hard, but waiting for the kettle to boil sure is tea-dious.
3. This drink is tea-licious!
4. Oolong live the queen!
5. Let’s get this par-tea started!
6. It’s a brew-tea-ful day!
7. Steep dreams!
8. Don’t be chai!
9. I’m gonna love you oolong time!
10. Varie-tea is the spice of life!
11. This party is totally tea-riffic.
12. You’re my bes-tea!
13. Sweet dreams are made of tea.
14. Don’t kettle for second best.
15. Sip sip hooray!
16. The reali-tea is I love a good brew.
17. The only way out is brew it.
18. It’s been oolong time coming.
19. Sometimes I’m great at multi-tea-tasking.
20. Feeling tired enough to go to steep.
21. Can we all get oolong?
22. I’ll chai again tomorrow.
23. You’re totally tea-riffic.
24. You have to admit these puns are quali-tea.
25. Everything I brew, I brew for you.
26. If at first you don’t suceed, chai, chai again.
27. Walk a chamomile in my shoes.
28. Feeling a bit of deja brew.
29. Kettle down, kettle down.
30. You’re such a cu-tea.
31. I’ve been waiting oolong, long time for this.
32. It’s thirs-tea Thursday!
33. I believe I can chai.
34. Hello, is it tea, you’re looking for?
35. She’s so feis-tea!
36. Time to Par-tea!
37. Drinking tea, just gives me sereni-tea
38. Hello Beau-tea-ful
39. Use your creativi-tea
40. You’re my bes-tea
41. Bow down to royal-tea
42. Hones-tea is the best policy
43. You’re so naugh-tea
44. You’re such a hot-tea
45. She’s so flir-tea

46. You’re tea-riffic!
47. No need to be sal-tea
48. It’s for your own safe-tea
49. This cup is my proper-tea
50. This tea is so tas-tea
51. The best dinosaur is definitely the Tea-rex
52. Sweet dreams are made of teas
53. You’re such a teas (tease)
54. You’re the best tea-cher, you definitely know hot to mul-tea-task
55. This is so tea-dious
56. Smells like tea spirit
57. I’m so tired, I want to go to steep
58. Steep Dreaming
59. One steep forward, two steeps back
60. The cost for a cup of tea is a bit steep!
61. Chinese tea take a very oolong time to brew
62. Why the oolong face?
63. Can’t we just all get oolong?
64. Move oolong, nothing to tea here
65. Don’t chai this at home
66. Let me give this a chai
67. Say something, don’t be chai
68. shades of Earl Grey
69. This is an earl grey area
70. Jas yours? No Jas-mine
71. You need to walk a chamomile in her shoes
72. You’re so brew-tiful
73. Brew can do it!
74. I believe in brew!
75. I’m having deja brew!
76. Everything I brew, I brew it for you
77. I need to get stuff done but I keep procaffeinating
78. Call me the queen of caffeine
79. I like big mugs and I cannot lie
80. Mugs and kisses
81. I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me.
82. Quit mean-muggin me
83. You’re mug-nificent
84. Kettle down everyone
85. Don’t kettle for second best
86. Don’t kettle in other people’s business
87. You’re safe! What a tea leaf! (relief)
88. I tea leaf (believe) in you
89. We need to be tea leafed (debriefed) on the situation
90. We’re a matcha made in heaven
91. He’s no matcha for me
92. Love you so matcha
93. Watch me sip, watch me nae nae
94. Sip Sip Hooray!
95. Sip happens

Boba puns

1. We’re a pearl-fect fit for each other.
2. Pearls night out.
3. This boba tea is unbelie-bubble!
4. Hope you’re tapi-okay!
5. I’m totally cap-bubble of drinking something other than tea, I just don’t want to!
6. I always had a thing for the pearl next door.
7. I haven’t tried boba before, but I’ll give it a pearl.
8. You give me bubble-flies.

Matcha puns

1. We’re a matcha made in heaven.
2. You and me are the perfect matcha.
3. Game, set, matcha!
4. I’m feeling so matcha better today!
5. I love you so matcha.
6. So matcha love.
7. I’ve met my matcha!
8. So little time, so matcha to do.
9. Thank you very matcha.
10. I’ve met my matcha.
11. So nice to matcha—what’s your name?

Now let’s get this par-TEA started!

1. It’s time to get this par-TEA started! Right?
2. Do you think it is okay to STEEP together on the first date?
3. The only dinosaur who loved drinking tea was the TEA-REX.
4. The loving husband always greeted his wife each day with a “Hello Brew-TEA-Full!”
5. I love to drink tea each day because it brings out my inner tranquili-TEA.
6. The tea drinker tends to get the most work down because they are full of creativi-TEA
7. When I told the barista she gave me the wrong drink, she quickly became all missed-TEA-eyed.
8. If you spill Queen Elizabeth’s tea it can be considered a threat to all British sovereign TEA.
9. Those smart travelers who take part in long desert journeys always drink their camel-mile tea.
10. We love enjoying blends, with benefits.
11. People who drink a lot of tea each day tend to be on the chat-TEA side.
12. There was a recent celebration to help pay down the national debt, it was considered a tea party.
13. Are you even aware that four of the last five Presidents were all left-tea.
14. The reason Chinese tea is so good is because it takes a very oolong time to prepare.
15. Most tea drinkers will not socialize with a bad element at work because it is just not their cup of tea.
16. If you decide to invite the Queen of England over for a drink, consider it to be royal-tea.
17. One of the reasons more politicians should be drinking this hot beverage is because it will give them honest-tea.
18. She tends to break the ice very easily because she is exceptionally flirt-TEA.
19. Hipsters will only drink their tea iced because ice was waterway before it was cool.
20. Hockey players love tea because it helps them to avoid having a penal-TEA during their games.
21. Many people who drink tea in the morning love the way that their breath smells mint-TEA fresh.
22. One reason may tea drinkers get in trouble at the clubs is because they tend to be very naught-TEA.
23. The Communists will only drink herbal tea because proper-TEA is considered theft.
24. Fishermen will often drink tea in the more to make them more salt-TEA.
25. Defense lawyers are only afraid of one particular type of tea, the GUILT-TEA!
26. People who are full of ambition often have loft-TEA goals.
27. Astronauts prefer tea because they can appreciate the gravi-TEA of these beverages
28. Most Manchester United fans will only drink tea because they have all the cups.
29. People who are usually worried about everything will drink tea for the safe-TEA reasons.
30. Cat lovers will only drink their kit-tea.
31. The maid always preferred a hot cup of tea in the morning before things started getting dust-tea in the house.
32. The school administration requires all facul-TEA to stop drinking coffee and switch to the herbal goodness. 
33. The rallying cry of the tea drinker, “Fight for your right to par-TEA!”
34. Where there is tea, there is hope!
35. It really is a serious problem if tea can’t fix it.
36. She would rather be his shot of espresso than everyone’s cup of tea.
37. When I find myself in hot water, I have to bag it
38. Tea is people. Basically everything is people.
39. Hey! I just met you, and this might be crazy, but here’s my teapot, so brew me maybe?
40. God said, “Let them brew tea”, and, then there was tea.
41. If tea is the drink of love, then brew on!
42. It’s no use crying over spilled tea, but it is just so sad!
43. Tea drinkers like living on the edge and often find themselves in hot water.
44. Steeping too often in the bubble and the boil of the tea kettle clouds my inner eye.
45. According to Yoda, “Brew or brew not. There is no steep.”

Tea Pun Names

1. Barbara Chai-sand
2. Bet-tea Davis
3. Bruce Spring-steep
4. Cameron Tea-az
5. Chai-ning Tatum
6. Chris-tea-na Aguilera
7. Chrissy Tea-gan
8. ETea
9. Justin Tea-ber
10. Justin Tea-berlake
11. Ka-tea Perry
12. Meryl Steep
13. Morgan Tea-man
14. Mr Tea
15. Quentin Taren-tea-o
16. Tea-once
17. Tea-lor Swift
18. Tea-na Fey
19. Tea-na Turner
20. Tommy Tea Jones