Whale-Related Phrases
- Lay there like a beached whale
- A sea change
- A whale of a time
- As big as a whale
- Between the devil and the deep blue sea
- Happy slapping
- A drop in the ocean
- Don’t have a cow
- Like a bull in a China shop
- Holy cow
- Blowing one’s own horn
- Make like the wind and blow out of here
- Mickey finn
- Not able to make head or tail of it
- Old blowhard
- Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more
- A sacred cow
- Seize the bull by the horns
- Until the cows come home
Whale Jokes

- Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean? – At a whale-weigh station!
- What is a whale’s favourite story? – The Humpback of Notre Dame
- What is an orca’s favourite TV show? – Whale of fortune!
- What do you call a 100 year old whale? – A hunchback whale.
- What do whales like to chew? – Blubber gum!
- What kind of whale flies? – A pilot whale!
- Why are they called sperm whales? – Because seamen discovered them.
- Why was the whale so sad? – Because she was a Blue whale.
- Have you ever seen a fish cry? – No, but I have seen a whale blubber.
- What do you call a pod of musical whales? – An Orcastra.
- How does a group of whales make a decision? – Flipper coin!
- What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film? – Licence to Krill
- Where does a killer whale go for braces? – The orca-dontist
- What did the dolphin say to the blue whale? “Cheer up!”
- What do whales like to eat? Fish and ships
- Why do whales like salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze
- What do you get when you cross a cow with a whale? Sha-Moo
- Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide
- What is black and white and red all over? A sunburned killer whale
- Why did the whale call a detective? He saw something that looked fishy
Whale Puns

- The little killer what had to go to the Orca-dontist to have braces put on her teeth.
- Ask any whale their favorite James Bond movie and they will tell you it is “License to Krill”.
- If a group of blue whales have to make a decision they simply just flipper coin.
- That large pod of musical whales putting on shows are considered to be an Orca-stra.
- To better calculate the overall mass of a cetacean you take them to a whale-weigh station.
- You may not have seen a fish cry but I bet you have seen that whale blubber.
- The saddest of all the underwater sea animals has to be the blue whale.
- Ask any whale what movie they love more than any other and they will tell you the Humpback of Notre Dame.
- The term sperm whale was discovered by naval seamen.
- When the group of Orca get together at night they love to watch the Whale of Fortune.
- The only whale that has the ability to fly are the pilot whales.
- Willy the little whale was sent home from school early because he was caught chewing blubber gum.
- The polite little Orca learned at a young age to always says you’re whale come.
- You want to party with that group of Orcas because you are guaranteed a whale of a time.
- Wanda whale finally asked her classmate on Valentine’s Day whale you be mine.
- When Orcas see a group of fish they line up and go for the krill.
- The sign in the underwater barber shop simply read, we are helping to shave the whales.
- The mommy Orca told her little babies to not worry because everything whale be alright.
- That young whale has a way with the ladies in part to his kriller personality.
- Before the Orca could leave the hospital, his doctor wanted to make sure he was whale rested.
- The reason the whale was arrested was because his alibi seemed a little fishy.
- A famous boxing whale was asked by the promoter to take a dive.
- The little whale was failing in school because he said he had a lot on his brine.
- The two whales broke up because they felt they were drifting apart.
- Ask a whale what their favorite meal is and they will tell you fish and chips.
- When a whale needs to go to the doctor to get a physical they first have to report to the weigh station.
- The story about that flying Orca is really a whale of a story.
- When the Orca family welcomed a baby whale to the family he was considered to be a little squirt.
- The shark kept asking the whale what was he blubbering about.
- Did you know that if you cross a whale and an elephant you get submarine with a built-in snorkel.
- If you want to get banned from Sea World all you have to do is Free Willy.
- When you cross a whale and a cow you wind up with Sha-Moo.
- The biggest difference between marine biologist and a dog is one tags a whale and the other wags a tail.
- The only reason that whale decided to cross the road was because he wanted to get to the other tide.
- The reason that an Orca can travel such long distances is because they are good at whaling cabs.
- That little whale calf with the stomach virus was considered a be-loogie.
- The best way to get that Orca whale to laugh is to tell them a whale of a tale.
- When the shocked patrons asked why the whale was in the theater watching a movie, he replied that he loved the book.
- If wondering what time it is when a whale collides with a boat, it’s time to get a new boat.
- Whenever the whale faces a failure and feels disappointed, he tells himself that “Everything whale be better next time!”
- The blue whales always feel sad and depressed by cause their lives are too over-whale-ming.
General Whale Puns & Wordplay

- Out here krill-in it
- Whale, whale, whale, look what we have here
- Oh, I sea what you did there
- Is this real life or just a fin-tasy?
- You’re krillin me smalls!
- What a perfectly orca-strated trip
- Everything whale be right
- Oh..well, this is orc-ward
- Netflix & Krill?
- What a breach’ing time
- Can I tail you something?
- Just trying to be punctual-whale
- Whale hello there
- It vanished in fin air
- ‘Tis the sea-son for whale watching
- I just made a killer whale pun
- Hey now, no blubbering
- Any fin is possible
- What a visu-whale
- Sorry, I’ve got a lot on my brine
- This has been an absolutely krill-iant time
- Feeling a bit tide down
- Can’t wait to orca-nise another trip to the seaside
- Sometimes, life can be over-whale-ming
- That was sure a whale of a tale
- I’m going in for the krill
- Whale what are you waiting for?
- If there is a whale there is a wave
- Long time no sea
- Whale catch up soon
- Don’t krill my vibe
- I think this feeling is mutu-whale
Punny Whale-Related Gift Messages

- I think you’re just s’whale
- A little something to say whale-come
- I whale always love you
- You are one in a krill-ian
- There’s no-fin I wouldn’t do for you
- I think whale make a great team
- Have a flipping great birthday
- There’s just some fin about you…
- You’ve got a krill-er personality
- Hope you like this treat I orca-nised for you
- You are just fin-tastic