Baaaad sheep puns
- What instrument do a pair of sheep play? A two-baa
- Where did the sheep from Boston end up after he robbed the farmer? Behind baaas!
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and some chocolate? A candy baa
- What do sheep wear to the beach? A baakini
- What happens when a Jewish sheep turns 13? They get a baar mitzvah or a baat mitzvah!
- What’s a sheep’s fave snack? A baaanana
- What’s a French sheep’s favorite holiday? Baastille Day
- What do you get when you cross angry sheep with a grumpy cow? A baaaaad mooooood
- What kind of dance do sheep specialize in? Baallet
- What music do sheep like? Lady Baa Baa and Ed Shearan
- I’ll always be there for ewe.
- Wouldn’t ewe know it.
- All sheeps and sizes.
- The sheep of things to come.
- Abandon sheep!
- That was a sheep shot.
- Time wool tell.
- Ram the point home.
- You herd it here first.
- Ewe are adorable!
- All’s wool that end’s wool.
- Wool you be my valentine?
- Baby don’t herd me.
- Ewe are one in a million.
Un-herd-of sheep jokes

- What’s a sheep’s favorite car? A Lamborghini
- How do sheep greet each other? “Hay, how’s it going?”
- What is it called when a sheep wins an election by a huge margin? A lamb slide
- What do you say to a sad sheep? “Shear up!”
- What do you call it when a sheep jumps out at you? A lambush!
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper
- What do Mexican sheep say during the holidays? Fleece Navidad
- How do sheep start their emails? “Hope this email finds you wool…”
- What’s a sheep’s favorite baseball team? The Seattle Merinos
- What do you call a well-dressed sheep? Glamborous!
- What do you call two sheep who are dating? A relationsheep
- What’s a sheep without any legs? A cloud
- Accidents wool happen.
- What did the sheep parent say to the lamb? “It’s pasture bedtime!”
- What do you call a miserly sheep? A sheepskate
- What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa!
- How do you greet a sheep on Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe!
- How to sheep say “Merry Christmas” in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
- What do you call a dancing sheep? A baa-lerina!
- Why are sheep such bad drivers? They always make illegal ewe turns!
- What is a sheep’s ultimate goal? To wool the world!
- Why did the eye skip the family reunion? It was always the black sheep of the family!
- What’s a sheep’s favorite singer? Britney Shears!
- Why can’t sheep stop injuring themselves? I don’t know, they just keep ramming into things!
- Why was the lamb hiding from everyone? It was feeling sheepish!
- What do you call an old sheep? Pasture prime!
- Here’s a joke about a man and his flock of sheep. Stop me if you’ve herd it before.
- If there has to be a computer component that sheep can charge for, is the RAM.
- When you cross a kangaroo and a sheep, you end up with one hell of a wooly jumper.
- The favorite joint for all the lambs in town is Lambrusco.
- Why did the lamb call the police? He had been fleeced.
- What do we call a sheep without any legs? – It must be a cloud!
- What’s a lamb’s favorite car? A Lamborghini .
- What do you get if you mix a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
Sheep puns with ewenique ramifications

- I.T. is one of the biggest sheep industries. There’s always a need for more RAM.
- Where did the sheep like to watch videos? Ewe Tube
- Two sheep were talking about a ewe. They were trying to figure out if they’d met herbivore.
- What’s the sheep’s motto? All’s wool that ends wool.
- What is a sheep’s favorite film? Rambo
- What do you get when you cross a sheep and a rhino? A ewenicorn
- What do you call a rumor among sheep? Herd it through the grapevine
- What paperwork do elderly sheep need? Their last wool and testament
- What did the sheep parent say to the little lambs? “I want everything cleaned up and sheep-shape!”
- The sheep family was finally able to get together again after the pandemic. It was a real re-ewe-nion.
Best Sheep Puns, Wool Puns And Ram Puns

- All’s wool that end’s wool.
- I’ll always be there for ewe.
- Wouldn’t ewe know it.
- All sheeps and sizes.
- The sheep of things to come.
- Abandon sheep!
- That was a sheep shot.
- Time wool tell.
- Ram the point home.
- Shear up, darling. Everything will be alright.
- You herd it here first.
- Baby don’t herd me.
- Ewe are one in a million.
- Wool you be my valentine?
Sheep Question And Answer Jokes

- Where do sheep get their wool cut? At the baa-baa.
- What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate baa.
- What do you call a dancing sheep? A baa-lerina.
- Why are sheep bad drivers? Because they’re always making ewe turns.
- Who is a sheep’s favourite singer? Britney Shears.
- What’s a sheep’s favourite magical creature? A ewe-nicorn.
- What do you get if you mix a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
- What’s a sheep’s favourite newspaper? The Wool Street Journal.
- What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
- Where do sheep go on holiday? To the Baaaahamas.
- What cars do sheep like to drive? Lamborghinis.
- Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep. Have you any wool?
- Why did the lamb call the police? He had been fleeced.
- How do sheep in Spain say “Merry Christmas”? Fleece Navidad.
- Where do lambs take a bath? In the baaaa-th tub.
- Where do sheep go to watch funny videos? Ewe Tube.
- What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide.
- What do you call a lamb that does karate? Lamp-chop.
- How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe.