105+ Sheep Puns & Jokes

Baaaad sheep puns

1. What instrument do a pair of sheep play? A two-baa
2. Where did the sheep from Boston end up after he robbed the farmer? Behind baaas!
3. What do you get when you cross a sheep and some chocolate? A candy baa
4. What do sheep wear to the beach? A baakini
5. What happens when a Jewish sheep turns 13? They get a baar mitzvah or a baat mitzvah!
6. What’s a sheep’s fave snack? A baaanana
7. What’s a French sheep’s favorite holiday? Baastille Day
8. What do you get when you cross angry sheep with a grumpy cow? A baaaaad mooooood
9. What kind of dance do sheep specialize in? Baallet
10. What music do sheep like? Lady Baa Baa and Ed Shearan
11. I’ll always be there for ewe.
12. Wouldn’t ewe know it.
13. All sheeps and sizes.
14. The sheep of things to come.
15. Abandon sheep!
16. That was a sheep shot.
17. Time wool tell.
18. Ram the point home.
19. You herd it here first.
20. Ewe are adorable!
21. All’s wool that end’s wool.
22. Wool you be my valentine?
23. Baby don’t herd me.
24. Ewe are one in a million.

Un-herd-of sheep jokes

1. What’s a sheep’s favorite car?  A Lamborghini
2. How do sheep greet each other? “Hay, how’s it going?”
3. What is it called when a sheep wins an election by a huge margin? A lamb slide
4. What do you say to a sad sheep? “Shear up!”
5. What do you call it when a sheep jumps out at you? A lambush!
6. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper
7. What do Mexican sheep say during the holidays? Fleece Navidad
8. How do sheep start their emails? “Hope this email finds you wool…”
9. What’s a sheep’s favorite baseball team? The Seattle Merinos
10. What do you call a well-dressed sheep? Glamborous!
11. What do you call two sheep who are dating? A relationsheep
12. What’s a sheep without any legs? A cloud
13. Accidents wool happen.
14. What did the sheep parent say to the lamb? “It’s pasture bedtime!”
15. What do you call a miserly sheep? A sheepskate
16. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa!
17. How do you greet a sheep on Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe!
18. How to sheep say “Merry Christmas” in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
19. What do you call a dancing sheep? A baa-lerina!
20. Why are sheep such bad drivers? They always make illegal ewe turns!
21. What is a sheep’s ultimate goal? To wool the world!
22. Why did the eye skip the family reunion? It was always the black sheep of the family!
23. What’s a sheep’s favorite singer? Britney Shears!
24. Why can’t sheep stop injuring themselves? I don’t know, they just keep ramming into things!
25. Why was the lamb hiding from everyone? It was feeling sheepish!
26. What do you call an old sheep? Pasture prime!
27. Here’s a joke about a man and his flock of sheep. Stop me if you’ve herd it before.
28.  If there has to be a computer component that sheep can charge for, is the RAM.
29. When you cross a kangaroo and a sheep, you end up with one hell of a wooly jumper.
30. The favorite joint for all the lambs in town is Lambrusco.
31. Why did the lamb call the police? He had been fleeced.
32. What do we call a sheep without any legs? – It must be a cloud!
33. What’s a lamb’s favorite car? A Lamborghini .
34. What do you get if you mix a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.

Sheep puns with ewenique ramifications

1. I.T. is one of the biggest sheep industries. There’s always a need for more RAM.
2. Where did the sheep like to watch videos? Ewe Tube
3. Two sheep were talking about a ewe. They were trying to figure out if they’d met herbivore.
4. What’s the sheep’s motto? All’s wool that ends wool.
5. What is a sheep’s favorite film? Rambo
6. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a rhino? A ewenicorn
7. What do you call a rumor among sheep? Herd it through the grapevine
8. What paperwork do elderly sheep need? Their last wool and testament
9. What did the sheep parent say to the little lambs? “I want everything cleaned up and sheep-shape!”
10. The sheep family was finally able to get together again after the pandemic. It was a real re-ewe-nion.

Best Sheep Puns, Wool Puns And Ram Puns

1. All’s wool that end’s wool.
2. I’ll always be there for ewe.
3. Wouldn’t ewe know it.
4. All sheeps and sizes.
5. The sheep of things to come.
6. Abandon sheep!
7. That was a sheep shot.
8. Time wool tell.
9. Ram the point home.
10. Shear up, darling. Everything will be alright.
11. You herd it here first.
12. Baby don’t herd me.
13. Ewe are one in a million.
14. Wool you be my valentine?

Sheep Question And Answer Jokes

• Where do sheep get their wool cut? At the baa-baa.
• What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate baa.
• What do you call a dancing sheep? A baa-lerina.
• Why are sheep bad drivers? Because they’re always making ewe turns.
• Who is a sheep’s favourite singer? Britney Shears.
• What’s a sheep’s favourite magical creature? A ewe-nicorn.
• What do you get if you mix a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
• What’s a sheep’s favourite newspaper? The Wool Street Journal.
• What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
• Where do sheep go on holiday? To the Baaaahamas.
• What cars do sheep like to drive? Lamborghinis.
• Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Barbara.

Barbara who?

Barbara black sheep. Have you any wool?

• Why did the lamb call the police? He had been fleeced.
• How do sheep in Spain say “Merry Christmas”? Fleece Navidad.
• Where do lambs take a bath? In the baaaa-th tub.
• Where do sheep go to watch funny videos? Ewe Tube.
• What do you call 100 sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide.
• What do you call a lamb that does karate? Lamp-chop.
• How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe.