85+ Tooth Puns & Jokes

Dentist Puns and Jokes

  • What happens after you go to the dentist a few times?
    You know the drill.
  • What did the dentist of the year receive?
    A little plaque.
  • What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea?
    Denis.
  • What did the dentist say to the tooth as he left the room?
    “I’ll fill you in when I get back.”
  • Why did the tooth fairy go to a psychologist?
    Because she no longer believed in herself.
  • What do orthodontists do on a roller coaster?
    Braces themselves.
  • Why did the Queen go to the dentist?
    To get a new crown.
  • What does a marching band member use to brush her teeth?
    A tuba toothpaste.
  • How do you get a job at a dental office?
    By word of mouth.
  • Dentist: What kind of filling would you like?
    Child: Chocolate!
  • Why do dentists like potatoes?
    Because they’re so filling.
  • What did the dentist say to the golfer?
    “You have a hole in one.”
  • What’s a dentist’s favourite place to buy clothes?
    The Gap.
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear.
  • What did the dentist say to the computer?
    “This won’t hurt a byte.”
  • What’s a dentist’s favourite animal?
    A molar bear.
  • Why did the computer go to the dentist?
    It had Bluetooth.
  • What did the judge say to the dentist?
    Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
  • What do you call a dentist’s advice?
    Their floss-ophy
  • What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day?
    Tooth-hurty!

Dental Puns

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  1. Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.
  2. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
  3. A dentist has to tell the patient the whole tooth.
  4. My dentist seemed distracted; I think he was brushing me off.
  5. No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.
  6. Dentists practice by going through many drills.
  7. I went to the dentist without lunch so he gave me a plate.
  8. Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.
  9. I got a gold filling and put my money where my mouth is.
  10. I got my job at the dentist’s office by word of mouth.
  11. My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.
  12. I’ve been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
  13. A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.
  14. Dental care in Panama is called a route canal.
  15. Dentist have their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean.
  16. They called him the king of dentists because he specialized in crowns.
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Fun Facts About Teeth

  1. Some babies have natal teeth, which are one or two teeth you’re born with.
  2. Most children have all of their first set of teeth by the time they are three.  
  3. This first set of teeth are called milk teeth and there are 20 of them.
  4. At the age of about five or six, milk teeth begin to fall out and permanent teeth grow in place of them.
  5. There are 32 permanent teeth in total, including four wisdom teeth.
  6. Some people never grow all, or any, of their wisdom teeth.
  7. All teeth are unique; just like fingerprints.
  8. The substance that surrounds teeth is called enamel.
  9. Enamel is the strongest substance in the entire human body.

Sweet Tooth Jokes

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  1. Why did the two teeth get married? Because they had fallen in love at first bite.
  2. What did the sweet tooth say to the chocolate comedian?  Your joke is cracking me up.
  3. What did the dentist say to the doughnut?  You need a filling.
  4. What did the girl say when the dentist asked her what type of filling she’d like?  A chocolate one, please!
  5. Who brings presents to teeth at Christmas time?  Santa Floss.
  6. How did the tooth fairy stick her broken wand back together?  With toothpaste.
  7. What should you put into a slice of cake?  Your teeth.

Animal Teeth Jokes

  1. Why did the deer need to wear braces?  Because he had buck teeth.
  2. What do you give a lion with toothache?  Whatever he wants.
  3. What did the tiger eat after he’d had his tooth taken out? The dentist.
  4. What do you give an elephant with toothache? Plenty of room.
  5. Which type of dinosaur has the best teeth?  The Flossoraptor.
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Dentist Jokes

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  1. What do dentists call their patients’ X-rays?  Tooth pics.
  2. What did one dentist say to the other dentist when they went on a roller coaster? Brace yourself.
  3. Why did the dentist eat lots of porridge?  Because it is filling.
  4. What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to pop out to make a phone call? I’ll fill you in when I get back.
  5. What did the dentist say to the tree?  You need a root canal.
  6. Why did the king visit the dentist?  Because he wanted to get his teeth crowned.
  7. Which film do dentist’s like best? Plaque to the future.
  8. What did the dentist say about the golfer’s teeth?  Hole in one!
  9. Why are dentists good at solving problems? Because they are used to getting to the root of things.
  10. What did the dentist say to the judge before his operation?  I promise to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
  11. Which day of the week do dentists like best? Toothsday
  12. How do you feel when you’ve been to the dentist several times?  Like you know the drill.
  13. What did the dentist say to the lumberjack? You’ve got a cavi-tree.

Even More Jokes About Teeth

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  1. Why do tooth fairies have smartphones?  Because they like to use bluetooth.
  2. Why does Dracula keep cleaning his teeth?  Because he doesn’t want bat breath.
  3. What type of award does a tooth never want to win? A plaque.
  4. Which teeth should you always brush? The ones in your mouth that you want to keep.
  5. What has teeth but can’t chew? A comb.
  6. Why didn’t the tooth stop to chat?  She was in a brush.
  7. Why are teeth sharp?  Because they do their homework.
  8. Where do people with the best teeth live? In Brussia.
  9. What do you call fear of flossing your teeth? Flosstraphobia.
  10. How do teeth like to learn?  From dental teethers.
  11. Which type of fruit leaves money if it finds teeth?  Tooth pear-ies.
  12. What type of transport takes you to tooth island? A tooth ferry.
  13. Why are false teeth like vampires?  They both come out at night.
  14. What did the girl say to the dentist after she’d eaten glue?  Nothing, her lips were sealed.
  15. What is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.
  16. How far is it to the dental surgery? Six smiles
  17. Who teaches teeth not to lie?  The truth fairy.