60+ Wine Puns & Jokes

Wine Jokes And Puns

1. Feeling really grape!
2. It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
3. You’re my only Riesling.
4. Will you accept this Rosé?
5. It’s a grape day to be alive!
6. On cloud wine!
7. Sip happens.
8. You’re the wine that I want.
9. Que Syrah Syrah!
10. Grape minds think alike.

1. You’re wine in a million.
2. You had me at Merlot.
3. Do I like wine? You bet Shiraz I do!
4. Yes way Rosé!
5. Forever making pour decisions.
6. Where there’s a wine, there’s a way.
7. Vino vidi vici!
8. Sip, sip, hooray!
9. Partners in wine.
10. Say you’ll be wine.

1. Happy hour? Wine not?
2. Back that glass up.
3. Just a sip to help me un-wine.
4. Great minds drink alike.
5. Now you just wait a Prosecco-nd.
6. Riesling and shine!
7. How Merlot can you go?
8. All for wine, and wine for all.
9. Vine and dandy.
10. Chardon-heyyyy!

1. Sip back and relax.
2. It’s going to be a wine-derful day!
3. Wine a little, laugh a lot. 
4. You had me at merlot.
5. Great minds drink alike. 
6. I make pour decisions. 
7. Here for the right riesling. 
8. On cloud wine. 
9. Cabernet. More like, caber-yay! 
10. Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.
11. Partners in wine. 
12. No wine left behind. 
13. Sip happens. 
14. It’s wine o’clock. 
15. Stop and smell the rosé. 
16. Everything happens for a riesling, right? 
17. Love the wine you’re with.
18. Oh, sweet child of wine. 
19. I need to re-wine my life. 
20. You’re the wine that I want. 

1. You are so bottlefull to me. 
2. Another glass? Wine not?! 
3. Will you accept this rosé? 
4. You can’t sip with us. 
5. Time to wine down. 
6. It isn’t good to keep things bottled up. 
7. Read between the wines.
8. I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
9. Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
10. It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There’s clearly room for more wine.
11. Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.
12. What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.