Ocean Puns
- You little sun of a beach.
- Sun’s out, puns out.
- Avoid pier-pressure.
- Tis the sea-son.
- I stayed up all night to sea where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- Don’t get tide down.
- Shell yeah.
- Me and all of my beaches.
- Shell we dance?
- Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
- Yeah, buoy.
- Girls just wanna have sun.
- Aloe! Is it me you’re looking for?
- All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
- High tide or low tide, I’ll be by your side.
- Happy as a clam.
- Salty but sweet.
- Camping is in-tents.
- Feeling nauti.
- Please excuse my resting beach face.
- You are one in a (water)melon.
- Water you doing?
- Tropic like it’s hot!
- Keep palm and carry on.
- Namast’ay at the beach.
- The ocean made me salty.
- Seek to sea more.
- Beach life shore is perfection.
- Hey gull friend.
- Seas the day!
- Sofishticated.
- I’m all about the palm trees and eighty degrees.
- Feeling fin-tastic.
- Turtle-y radical.
- What does a vegetable wear to the beach? A zucchini.
- Adios, beaches.
- Seas and greetings.
- No one likes a shady beach.
- Beach better have my money.
- Lost at sea? I’m not shore.
- Let’s get shipfaced.
- Sink or swim.
- Shake your palm palms.
- Aloha, beaches.
- Life’s a beach. Enjoy the waves.
- Stay salty.
- We run this beach.
- Sandy toes, sun-kissed nose.
- Shell-abrating life.
- Love you long tide.
- When there’s a will, there’s a wave.
- Sea you later.
- Are you squidding me?
- Figuring out my life’s porpoise.
- This is sun-real.
- You can’t surf with us!
- Go with the float.
- You used to call me on my shell phone.
- Feeling sand-tastic.
- Sun-believable day at the beach.
- This shore hits the spot
- Are you shore we have to leave?
- Whale done!
- I’m so-fish-ticated.
- Sending you a wave. Fish you were here.
- You are Jaw-some.
- Is it shellfish if I never want to leave?
- This beach has my seal of approval.
- I shell never leave.
- Whale you come to the beach with me?
- I’ve crabsolutely had the best day.
- Swell done.
- I really come out of my shell at the beach.
- Always sea life’s beauty.
- I’m so shore of myself.
Best Ocean Puns

- The ocean a-piers to be blue
- I rudder swim in the ocean than in a pool
- To be pacific, I love the Artic ocean the most
- There was so much commocean at the beach today
- I have so many emoceans
- I’ve got a remedy for your seasickness, it’s called a pocean!
- Did you hear about her promocean?
- They were fighting all night, it was such a bad coral – quarrel
- Don’t forget your sun tan locean – lotion
- Reel love, I’m searching for the reel love – Mary J. Blige Real Love
- I’m sick of this ship
- Make a fish! – wish
- I shrimply need a swim – simply
- If Hogwarts was in the ocean, they would play squidditch!
- I am done with hake friends – if you did not get this one, check out more of our articles on types of ocean fish!
- I am feeling very fishy about the situation – iffy
- The neighbor tentacles in the evening – tend to call
- John Ocean – Josh O’shea, an Irish soccer player
- Whose music do fish listen to the most? Frank Ocean
- What is this article a-boat anyway?
- Salmon Cowell – Simon Cowell
- Tuna Thurman – Uma Thurman
- We are only aquantances – acquaintance
- Let minnow if you love the ocean as much as I do – minnow fish
- Hokis Pocus – hoki fish
- What’s scup? – scup fish
- I snook out my house – snook fish
- He is such a catch!
- You are jawesome
- What is your favorite channel?
- Get outta maui!
- When the pirate saw some construction happening on the shore, he looked towards his henchman and said, something a-piers to be going on there.
- The ocean didn’t say anything to his wife before leaving for his work trip. He just waved to her.
- A fish was really upset because his favorite restaurant delivered his order cold. When he complained to his wife, she just told him to heat it up in the micro-wave.
- An ocean was really upset because he didn’t receive his dream car on his birthday. Stop being so salty, chastised his mother.
- We should write seas and greetings on every Christmas card, the ocean suggested to his wife.
- I’m not shore which watch my son will like, muttered the ocean to the store clerk.
- Two ocean friends were out shopping when one of them tried on a gorgeous ballgown.You look fin-tastic!, exclaimed her friend.
- Oceans don’t like to go to seedy bars. They’re too so-fish-ticated for that.
- I missed you so much gull friend, the gull said to her friend when she met her after years.
- One day an ocean caught his friend stealing from a convenience store. Water you doing?, he asserted.
- Everyone thought the ocean was really nauty because he played a lot of pranks.
- An ocean fainted in the middle of his yoga lesson. Turns out, he had a vitamin sea deficiency.
- A group of ocean friends decided to make a girls’ trip and not allow any buoys.
- One should never go to the boardwalk because of other people. Pier-pressure should be avoided at all costs.
- An ocean father and his son were doing some holiday shopping when a sea took the sweater they were eyeing. ‘Tis the sea, son, sighed the dad.
- Oceans need to learn how to be more impulsive. They should seas the day as it comes.
- An ocean decided to eat a lobster thermidor on his 30th birthday. He wanted to shell-ebrate life.
- A man was relaxing on the beach when he told his wife, This view is absolutely cray-sea.
- A woman used to dream about an orange ocean every night when she was living next to the beach. She was dreaming up a Fanta-sea world for herself.
- An ocean was trying to motivate a young pearl to reach for his dreams. The world is your oyster, he told him.
Beach Puns

- This is getting out of sand
- James Bondi – Bondi Beach
- The water is cold, Algae in after you
- Netflix and Kill
- The water is crystal clear – sea for yourself!
- Sofishticated
- Oh buoy, the water is cold.
- Water you prefer, the beach or the pool?
- Stay woke, stay current
- I am sick and tide of these puns
- Coconuts about you
- She is never stressed, she is always coasting
- Put some good dunes on
- Beach you to it
- They say Moatzart loved the beach – beach moats
- Go with the float
- The weather is always less crabby by the beach!
- Fishing you a happy summer
- I want to hold your sand – The Beatles, I Want to Hold Your Hand
- Make sure to always keep it reel
- Shell yeah!
- It is seal-iously hot at the beach
- A Chrysler Seabreem – Chrysler Sebring
- Arowana go to the beach
- You’re about to get schooled – school of fish
- We are just Havana good time
- Don’t krill my vibe
- Smooth Krill-minal
- Don’t mind me, just havana drink
- That’s the sealiest pun I’ve ever heard
- The young girl at the beach was upset because her parents had banned her from surfing on the net.
- The beach was not shore whether he wanted to get married to the tide. He really didn’t want to get tide down.
- Two beaches were rushing to get to the surf-shack on time because they had a first-come, first surf policy.
- The beach pop star was nervous about his album. I don’t know if I’m going to be making waves, he said.
- A beach was telling his friend about his summer vacation. To be honest. I rudder be there than here, he said.
- A fish at the beach causes a lot of unneccesary commocean.
- Whenever the beach magician falls sick, he makes sure to have the right poceans.
- The beach had outperformed himself in his quarterly review. He was due for a promocean.
- The two young beach friends were excited to watch Salmon Cowell on TV.
- All beaches are very well updated with the news because they like to stay current.
- The beach detective was very excited about his novel discovery. I can’t tell you about it. You need to sea it for yourself, he told his colleagues.
- I don’t think a beach can get tide of reading current affairs.
- The palm tree was dying to tell the beach that he was coconuts about her.
- An arrogant man hated to get advice about shells. Please, don’t shell me what I should do, he said.
- The beach was not convicted for the fish case because the jury didn’t find him gill-ty.
- The beach thought the ocean was being vague, so he asked him to be Pacific.
- The two beaches had a major disagreement because they couldn’t sea eye to eye.
- A sea was suffering from a major mid-life crisis. He told the dolphin that he didn’t know what his life’s porpoise was.
- Pirates have a hard time learning the alphabet. They often get stuck at C.
- The beach criminal was finally sentenced to life imprisonment. It surfs him right.
- Soldiers should not get involved in sand-to-sand combat on the beach.
- The beach made sure that he had the cleanest sand in the state. He wanted to sand out from the crowd.
- You should always carry a box of wet wipes to the beach to ensure that you’re swimming in sanditary conditions.
- The man didn’t know what to say when the sand accused him of stealing. He was just sanding there quietly.
Sea Puns

- Where do you fuel a submarine? Shell gas station.
- I beseach you! – beseech
- I just want to sleep on the beach all day, call me lazsea – lazy
- Where’s the horizon? I don’t sea it!
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Seacrets
- Seas the day!
- What did the captain eat for lunch? A Seasar salad.
- This is a fantasea
- In need of some Vitamin Sea
- Tis the Sea-sun
- Sea ya later
- We otter go for a swim
- You are otter this world
- The sea is truly fin-tastic
- We need moray these sunny days
- She is otterly burnt
- Stop fighting and have a cuttle
- The ship was really scared of his upcoming sea final. He was totally a nervous wreck.
- I hate going on boats because I get sea sick. The worst part is that it comes in waves.
- The best math student award was bagged by the octoplus.
- A fish was really upset his parents got him a bunk bed. He wanted to sleep on a sea bed.
- A fish really wanted to impress his mom and get her sea-l of approval.
- Fish should always have some money in the river bank so that they can avoid bankruptsea.
- The fish was really good at giving financial advice so he decided to open a consultansea.
- The sea is known to be really dependable. You could count on him during any emergensea.
- The sea student took her academics really sea-riously.
- The woman at the beach ran out of sunscreen so she decided to use a sea-rum instead.
- I don’t like arguing at the beach because then I have to deal with some serious con-sea-quences.
Shell Puns

- Gimmie Shell-ter – The Rolling Stones, Gimmie Shelter
- Mishell Pfeiffer
- Shellebrate good times
- You used to call me on my Shell phone – Hotline Bling
- Don’t shell me what to do!
- One shell of a place
- Shell sell seashells – she’ll
Funny Puns About Water
- A man hated to bathe in hot water. That’s why he couldn’t handle heat waves at the beach.
- A boy accidentally floated out to sea. That’s when he realized he was in deep water.
- A man was looking through a sailection of life rafts for his upcoming boating trip. You can choose whatever floats your boat, said the clerk.
- When you’re in the ocean, you are free to do watever you want.
- The ocean didn’t really like the beach. I don’t know water problem is, exclaimed the beach to the sand.
- The person who can resolve a beach conflict is my mother. She has the final sea in the matter.
- Beaches who are driving need to have their sea-tbelt on at all times.
- Ocean examiners are really strict about the sea-ting arrangement at sailing competitions.
- The red seas were not talking to each other after Moses parted them. They had finally decided to seek a sea-peration.
- The beach didn’t tell anyone the secret code he used to communicate to his imaginary friend. Everyone thought he was very sea-cretive.