90+ Frog Puns & Jokes

Frog Puns

  • Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat whatever bugs them.

  • Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

  • Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?

He was afraid of getting toad.

  • What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?

Lily.

  • What’s a frog’s favorite game?

Croak-et.

  • What’s a frog’s favorite candy?

Lollihops.

  • What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad sandals.

  • Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?

No, I always walk this way.

  • What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.

  • What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?

Mistletoad.

  • Why did the frog make so many mistakes?

It jumped to the wrong conclusions.

  • What do stylish frogs wear?

Jumpsuits.

  • What kind of music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop.

  • What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog.

  • What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?

Hopera.

  • What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?

A jump rope.

  • Where do you get frog’s eggs?

At the spawn shop.

  • What do you call a frog with no back legs?

Unhoppy.

  • When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.

That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.

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A croakus.

  • What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad.

  • What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A bunny ribbit.

  • What’s green with red spots?

A frog with the chicken pox.

  • What’s green and can jump a mile a minute?
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A frog with hiccups.

  • What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

A prince.

  • What does a frog order in Mcdonald’s?

French flies and a diet croak.

  • What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart’s new?

  • What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?

A croakadile.

  • What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights.

  • What did the bus driver say to the frog?

Hop on.

  • What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

  • Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?

He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.

  • Whats the preferred car of frogs?

The Beetle.

  • What is a frog’s favorite time?

Leap year.

  • What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says ribbit ribbit, and thie other one says rub-it rub-it!

  • What do you call a talking frog?

A quantum leap.

He jumps on the bandwagon.

  • Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom.

  • Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?

He wanted to robbit.

  • What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

  • What happens when two frogs collide?

They get tongue tied.

  • What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

Funny Frog One-Liners And Toad Jokes

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  1. Why did the frog have to go to the hospital? The doctor said he needed a hopperation.
  2. What is a frog’s favourite sport? Croaket.
  3. What would you call a frog that has parked illegally? Toad.
  4. Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger story.
  5. What is a frog’s favourite year? A leap year.
  6. What do Scottish frogs play? Hop-Scotch.  
  7. What happened when the frog’s car broke down? He jump-started it.
  8. Where does a witch’s frog sit? On a toadstool.
  9. What did the frog say about his favourite book? Reddit, reddit, reddit.
  10. Where do toads put their hats and coats? In the croakroom, of course.
  11. What is a frog’s favourite sweet? A lollihop.
  12. Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school? It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions.
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The Best Frog And Toad Puns

  1. This story is ribbiting.
  2. If you park here, your car will be toad.
  3. like open-toad shoes.
  4. You’re hopping mad.
  5. We’re in a Kermitted relationship.
  6. make a lot of animal puns, or so I’ve been toad.
  7. wish you’d toad me.
  8. You’re toad-ally cool.
  9. Interesting puns, but none of them were ribbiting.
  10. Frog parking only. All others will be toad. 
     

Knock, Knock Frog Jokes

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  1. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Kermit.

Kermit who?

Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.

  • Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Toad?

Toad who?

I toad you already – listen!

Clever Frog Puns – Box of Puns

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  1. Turn on your frog lights, it’s froggy.
  2. I frog-ot what I was going to say.
  3. A window-cleaning frog says, “rub-it, rub-it.”
  4. You’re un-frog-ettable.
  5. Are you unhoppy?
  6. Frogs wear open-toad shoes.
  7. I toad-ally get it.
  8. Sigmund Frog.
  9. Do you know Morse toad?
  10. Don’t frog-et about me.
  11. I find you ribbiting.
  12. Park over there. Otherwise, your car will get toad.
  13. Toad-ay is a big day.
  14. Wow, that’s a nice frog-rance.
  15. I’m asking for frog-iveness.
  16. A young frog is a toad-dler.
  17. If you give a frog paper, it’ll rip-it.
  18. I want a lollihop.
  19. A short pole is also known as a tadpole.
  20. A loud frog is a froghorn.
  21. We’re making frog-ress.
  22. It was a toad-al surprise.
  23. That toad-ellini alfredo looks delicious.
  24. Dr. Frog made an accurate frog-nosis.
  25. Be careful, it’s frog-ile.
  26. It was a frog-ment of my imagination.
  27. The frog was frog-matic.