90+ Frog Puns & Jokes

Frog Puns

  • Why are frogs so happy?

Because they eat whatever bugs them.

  • Why are frogs so good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

  • Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?

He was afraid of getting toad.

  • What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?


  • What’s a frog’s favorite game?


  • What’s a frog’s favorite candy?


  • What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open toad sandals.

  • Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?

No, I always walk this way.

  • What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.

  • What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?


  • Why did the frog make so many mistakes?

It jumped to the wrong conclusions.

  • What do stylish frogs wear?


  • What kind of music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop.

  • What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog.

  • What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?


  • What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?

A jump rope.

  • Where do you get frog’s eggs?

At the spawn shop.

  • What do you call a frog with no back legs?


  • When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.

That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.

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A croakus.

  • What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?

Morse toad.

  • What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A bunny ribbit.

  • What’s green with red spots?

A frog with the chicken pox.

  • What’s green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups.

  • What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel.

A prince.

  • What does a frog order in Mcdonald’s?

French flies and a diet croak.

  • What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart’s new?

  • What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?

A croakadile.

  • What jumps up and down in front of a car?


  • What did the bus driver say to the frog?

Hop on.

  • What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

  • Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?

He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.

  • Whats the preferred car of frogs?

The Beetle.

  • What is a frog’s favorite time?

Leap year.

  • What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says ribbit ribbit, and thie other one says rub-it rub-it!

  • What do you call a talking frog?

A quantum leap.

He jumps on the bandwagon.

  • Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom.

  • Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?

He wanted to robbit.

  • What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

  • What happens when two frogs collide?

They get tongue tied.

  • What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

Funny Frog One-Liners And Toad Jokes

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  1. Why did the frog have to go to the hospital? The doctor said he needed a hopperation.
  2. What is a frog’s favourite sport? Croaket.
  3. What would you call a frog that has parked illegally? Toad.
  4. Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger story.
  5. What is a frog’s favourite year? A leap year.
  6. What do Scottish frogs play? Hop-Scotch.  
  7. What happened when the frog’s car broke down? He jump-started it.
  8. Where does a witch’s frog sit? On a toadstool.
  9. What did the frog say about his favourite book? Reddit, reddit, reddit.
  10. Where do toads put their hats and coats? In the croakroom, of course.
  11. What is a frog’s favourite sweet? A lollihop.
  12. Why did the frog make so many mistakes at school? It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions.

The Best Frog And Toad Puns

  1. This story is ribbiting.
  2. If you park here, your car will be toad.
  3. like open-toad shoes.
  4. You’re hopping mad.
  5. We’re in a Kermitted relationship.
  6. make a lot of animal puns, or so I’ve been toad.
  7. wish you’d toad me.
  8. You’re toad-ally cool.
  9. Interesting puns, but none of them were ribbiting.
  10. Frog parking only. All others will be toad. 

Knock, Knock Frog Jokes

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  1. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Kermit who?

Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.

  • Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Toad who?

I toad you already – listen!

Clever Frog Puns – Box of Puns

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  1. Turn on your frog lights, it’s froggy.
  2. I frog-ot what I was going to say.
  3. A window-cleaning frog says, “rub-it, rub-it.”
  4. You’re un-frog-ettable.
  5. Are you unhoppy?
  6. Frogs wear open-toad shoes.
  7. I toad-ally get it.
  8. Sigmund Frog.
  9. Do you know Morse toad?
  10. Don’t frog-et about me.
  11. I find you ribbiting.
  12. Park over there. Otherwise, your car will get toad.
  13. Toad-ay is a big day.
  14. Wow, that’s a nice frog-rance.
  15. I’m asking for frog-iveness.
  16. A young frog is a toad-dler.
  17. If you give a frog paper, it’ll rip-it.
  18. I want a lollihop.
  19. A short pole is also known as a tadpole.
  20. A loud frog is a froghorn.
  21. We’re making frog-ress.
  22. It was a toad-al surprise.
  23. That toad-ellini alfredo looks delicious.
  24. Dr. Frog made an accurate frog-nosis.
  25. Be careful, it’s frog-ile.
  26. It was a frog-ment of my imagination.
  27. The frog was frog-matic.