Bread Jokes
- Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend? The relationship was crumbling.
- Why does bread hate Southern summers? The weather is too toasty.
- How does the bread court his sweetheart? With lots of flours.
- What did the toast say to the psychic? You bread my mind!
- What did one slice of bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry—tomorrow will be butter.
- What is the baker’s favorite TV show? The Walking Bread!
- What does a loaf of bread say to a friend after doing them a favor? It’s the yeast I could do.
- What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You’re toast!
- How do you spot a radical baker? They’re always going against the grain.
- What did mama bread say to her kids? It’s way past your breadtime!
- Why did the baker’s card get declined? He didn’t have enough dough!
- What’s the most sophisticated kind of bread? The upper crust.
- Why did the aging loaf retire? His career was toast.
- Why was the loaf of bread upset? His plans kept going a rye.
- What did a slice of bread say after brushing his teeth? I’m bready for bed.
- What did the slice of bread say to the cheese? You’re the best thing since me!
Bread Puns

- Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
- The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
- You’re the apple of my rye.
- Wheat be cute together.
- Rye don’t you bake me on a date?
- I’m gluten love with you!
- My loaf for you is rising.
- Let’s tie the bread knot already!
- Will you be my com-PAN-ion?
- Bae-goals!
- You’re looking like a stud muffin today!
Bread Puns For When You’re Feeling Extra Sour

- You’re toast.
- Wheat it and weep.
- Ciabatta stay away from me.
- Don’t be so sour, dough.
- I don’t want naan of that.
- Don’t be so kneady.
- Baguette out of my way!
- You’re no bun!
- Stop loafing around!
Bread Puns to Send to Your Buddies

- Next time you need a loaf, challah at me.
- Don’t worry, you can crust me.
- Wheat make great friends!
- Let’s breadstick together.
- At yeast we have each other.
- I’m bready to have bun with you!
Bread Puns That Croissant Fit Into A Category
- Bready or not, here I crumb!
- Gotta risk it for the biscuit.
- I’m headed to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office.
- Did you know that pilgrims baked bread on the May-Flour?
- Business at the bakery is on the rise.
- Baking is a labor of loaf.
- It’s a shame that bread puns are always so crumby.
Other Bread Puns & Jokes

- Bread rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
- All you knead is loaf.
- You’re my butter half.
- A toast to butter days.
- ‘Cause I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough. What the hell am I doughing here? I donut belong here.
- Another one bites the crust.
- Bready or not! Here I crumb!
- Ryes and shine.
- Don’t go baking my heart.
- Gotta work your buns off because you knead the dough.
- Rise to the occasion! Get a bread start!
- When a loaf of bread grows mold, it’s time to break down and rye!
- If you order pita bread twice…Does that make it repeata bread?
- What did the crouton say to the bag of flour? I wasn’t born yeast-erday!
- You’re the apple of my rye!
- You bread my mind.
- Loafing you is easy ’cause you butterful.
- What do you call a roll that loses weight? Flat bread.
- Why is the gluten-free boy afraid of the dark? He sees bread people.
- What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel.
- Have a loaf-ly day.
- What series was the dinner roll binge-watching? Breaking Bread.
- Why is the baguette so romantic? Because it can’t stop loafing you.
- A bread baker’s bread factory burned down. Now his business is toast.
- I should stop loafing around.
- I’m not trying to butter you up, but I really do loaf you.
- The best is yet to crumb.
- what did the ham say to the cheese after their night together? You’re great in bread.
- What did the bread say to the cheese? So grilled to see you!
- English muffins aren’t born, they’re bread.
- A baker gave me some sweetbread, it was pretty sourdough.
- Who is a bagel’s favorite rapper? Toast Malone.
- What is the richest part of the bread? Elon Crust.
- Who are all the croutons crushing over? Bread Pitt.
- What actor plays the main character in the movie Breadpool? Rye-n-Reynolds.
- What’s the true identity of Greek Spider-man? Pita Parker.
- What do you do after breaking bread? Just loaf around.
- Why is the baker in a bad mood? He woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
- What is a baker’s biggest fear? A loaf or death situation.
- What do you call a curious piece of toast? Wonder Bread.
- What are the best shoes to wear while eating bread? Loafers.
- Why can’t the baker play the drums? He forgot the breadsticks.
- Dough or doughnut. There is no rye.
- Why are the ends the least favorite slice of bread? Because they’re too upper crust.
- Why did vampires leave the restaurant? Someone ordered garlic bread.
- She’s on a roll.
- Why is she so happy baking bread? Because she is raking in the dough!
- You’re the breadwinner!
- Why were the loaves of bread angry? Because they are being made into a knuckle sandwich.
- People need bread because loaf makes the world go round.
- Sourdough bread always to the occasion.
- How to get a raise at Panera Bread? Butter up to the boss.
- Why did everyone stare at the oven? Because they saw the hot cross buns.
- Why did margarine push butter? Because she was on a roll.
- What do you call a piece of dough that’s being a jerk? Crepe.