100+ Bread Puns & Jokes

Bread Jokes

1. Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend? The relationship was crumbling.
2. Why does bread hate Southern summers? The weather is too toasty.
3. How does the bread court his sweetheart? With lots of flours.
4. What did the toast say to the psychic? You bread my mind!
5. What did one slice of bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry—tomorrow will be butter.
6. What is the baker’s favorite TV show? The Walking Bread!
7. What does a loaf of bread say to a friend after doing them a favor? It’s the yeast I could do.
8. What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race? You’re toast!
9. How do you spot a radical baker? They’re always going against the grain.
10. What did mama bread say to her kids? It’s way past your breadtime!
11. Why did the baker’s card get declined? He didn’t have enough dough!
12. What’s the most sophisticated kind of bread? The upper crust.
13. Why did the aging loaf retire? His career was toast.
14. Why was the loaf of bread upset? His plans kept going a rye.
15. What did a slice of bread say after brushing his teeth? I’m bready for bed.
16. What did the slice of bread say to the cheese? You’re the best thing since me!

Bread Puns

1. Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
2. The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
3. You’re the apple of my rye.
4. Wheat be cute together.
5. Rye don’t you bake me on a date?
6. I’m gluten love with you!
7. My loaf for you is rising.
8. Let’s tie the bread knot already!
9. Will you be my com-PAN-ion?
10. Bae-goals!
11. You’re looking like a stud muffin today!

Bread Puns For When You’re Feeling Extra Sour

1. You’re toast.
2. Wheat it and weep.
3. Ciabatta stay away from me.
4. Don’t be so sour, dough.
5. I don’t want naan of that.
6. Don’t be so kneady.
7. Baguette out of my way!
8. You’re no bun!
9. Stop loafing around!

Bread Puns to Send to Your Buddies

1. Next time you need a loaf, challah at me.
2. Don’t worry, you can crust me.
3. Wheat make great friends!
4. Let’s breadstick together.
5. At yeast we have each other.
6. I’m bready to have bun with you!

Bread Puns That Croissant Fit Into A Category

1. Bready or not, here I crumb!
2. Gotta risk it for the biscuit.
3. I’m headed to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office.
4. Did you know that pilgrims baked bread on the May-Flour?
5. Business at the bakery is on the rise.
6. Baking is a labor of loaf.
7. It’s a shame that bread puns are always so crumby.

Other Bread Puns & Jokes

1. Bread rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
2. All you knead is loaf.
3. You’re my butter half.
4. A toast to butter days.
5. ‘Cause I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough. What the hell am I doughing here? I donut belong here.
6. Another one bites the crust.
7. Bready or not! Here I crumb!
8. Ryes and shine.
9. Don’t go baking my heart.
10. Gotta work your buns off because you knead the dough.
11. Rise to the occasion! Get a bread start!
12. When a loaf of bread grows mold, it’s time to break down and rye!
13. If you order pita bread twice…Does that make it repeata bread?
14. What did the crouton say to the bag of flour? I wasn’t born yeast-erday!
15. You’re the apple of my rye!
16. You bread my mind.
17. Loafing you is easy ’cause you butterful.
18. What do you call a roll that loses weight? Flat bread.
19. Why is the gluten-free boy afraid of the dark? He sees bread people.
20. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel.
21. Have a loaf-ly day.
22. What series was the dinner roll binge-watching? Breaking Bread.
23. Why is the baguette so romantic? Because it can’t stop loafing you.
24. A bread baker’s bread factory burned down. Now his business is toast.
25. I should stop loafing around.
26. I’m not trying to butter you up, but I really do loaf you.
27. The best is yet to crumb.
28. what did the ham say to the cheese after their night together? You’re great in bread.
29. What did the bread say to the cheese? So grilled to see you!
30. English muffins aren’t born, they’re bread.
31. A baker gave me some sweetbread, it was pretty sourdough.
32. Who is a bagel’s favorite rapper? Toast Malone.
33. What is the richest part of the bread? Elon Crust.
34. Who are all the croutons crushing over? Bread Pitt.
35. What actor plays the main character in the movie Breadpool? Rye-n-Reynolds.
36. What’s the true identity of Greek Spider-man? Pita Parker.
37. What do you do after breaking bread? Just loaf around.
38. Why is the baker in a bad mood? He woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
39. What is a baker’s biggest fear? A loaf or death situation.
40. What do you call a curious piece of toast? Wonder Bread.
41. What are the best shoes to wear while eating bread? Loafers.
42. Why can’t the baker play the drums? He forgot the breadsticks.
43. Dough or doughnut. There is no rye.
44. Why are the ends the least favorite slice of bread? Because they’re too upper crust.
45. Why did vampires leave the restaurant? Someone ordered garlic bread.
46. She’s on a roll.
47. Why is she so happy baking bread? Because she is raking in the dough!
48. You’re the breadwinner!
49. Why were the loaves of bread angry? Because they are being made into a knuckle sandwich.
50. People need bread because loaf makes the world go round.
51. Sourdough bread always to the occasion.
52. How to get a raise at Panera Bread? Butter up to the boss.
53. Why did everyone stare at the oven? Because they saw the hot cross buns.
54. Why did margarine push butter? Because she was on a roll.
55. What do you call a piece of dough that’s being a jerk? Crepe.