80+ Elephant Puns & Jokes

Elephant Jokes

  • Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?

Their trunks kept falling down.

  • Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?

Because it is afraid of the mouse!

  • There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?

It wasn’t raining.

  • What do you call elephants who ride on trains?

Passengers.

  • What game should you never play with an elephant?

Squash.

  • How can you tell that elephants are always ready for an adventure?

They’ve always got their trunks ready to go.

  • What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?

Swimming Trunks!

  • How do you eat an elephant?

One bite at a time

  • What is large, grey, and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant.

  • How do you stop an elephant from smelling?

Tie a knot in his trunk.

  • What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

He called a tow truck.

  • How do you prevent an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card.

  • Where do baby elephants come from?

GIANT storks.

  • How do you get an elephant up a tree?

Plant an acorn. Have the elephant stand on top of where you planted it. Wait 50 years.

  • What’s big and grey with horns?

An elephant marching band!

  • What do you get when an elephant skydives?

A big hole.

  • What is big, grey, and has a lot of red bumps?

An elephant with Chicken Pox.

  • What’s the same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant’s shadow.

  • Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?

Because they only had one pair of trunks!

  • What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
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“Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”

  • What was the elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 mph.

  • Why do elephants wear sandals?

So that they don’t sink in the sand.

  • What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing. Peanuts can’t talk.

  • What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing. It just let out a little whine.

  • What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?

Time to get a new car.

  • Why do elephants need trunks?

Because they don’t have glove compartments.

Because he doesn’t have thumbs to ring the bell.

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  • What do you call an elephant with an extra-long trunk?

Smellephant.

  • What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

Great big holes all over Australia.

  • Why are elephants so wrinkly?

Well, have you ever tried to iron one?

  • What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence.

  • What did the elephant say to her son when he was naughty?

“Tusk, tusk!”

  • Why was the elephant afraid of the computer store?

Because they sold the world’s best mice.

  • Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken retired!

  • How do you know an elephant is under your bed?

Because when you get in, your nose touches the ceiling.

Funny elephant in the room quotes

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  • “When there’s an elephant in the room introduce him.” — Randy Pausch
  • “When there’s an elephant in the room, you can’t pretend it isn’t there and just discuss the ants.” — Ellen Wittlinger
  • “When there is an invisible elephant in the room, one is from time to time bound to trip over a trunk.” — Karen Joy Fowler
  • “It was the pink elephant in the room, the thunderous fart in the elevator.” —David Wong
  • “Never ignore the elephant in the room. That’s rude; play with it and introduce it.” —Donna Lynn Hope
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Elephant Puns

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  • What’s an elephant’s best talent?

Multi-tusking!

  • What’s big, grey,  wears a mask and loves to sing?

The Ele-phantom of the Opera!

  • Why do bosses like to employ elephants?

Because they’ll work for peanuts!

  • How do elephants get ready to go swimming?

They put their trunks on!

  • What do you call an elephant that never takes a bath?

A smelly-phant!

  • What do you call a light-headed elephant?

An ele-faint!

  • Why did the elephant start a stampede?

Because he wanted to be herd!

  • What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?

Squash!

  • What’s grey, wears glass slippers and ran away from the ball?

Cinder-elephant!

  • What’s grey, jolly and delivers Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

  • What did the grape say when the elephant stomped on it?

Nothing, but it let out a little wine!

  • Which animals were last to arrive on the ark?

The elephants: they had to pack their trunks!

  • What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?

Mashed potatoes!

  • What do elephants and giant redwoods have in common?

They both have big trunks!

  • What’s grey, has a wand and gives money to little elephants?

The tusk fairy!

  • What’s the world’s biggest ant?

An elephant!

  • What do you get when you cross elephants with fish?

Swimming trunks!

Elephants And Technology

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  • How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card!

  • How do elephants communicate?

Using the elephone!

  • What do elephants do to relax?

Watch elevision!

  • Why don’t elephants work on computers?

Because they’re afraid of the mouse!

  • What do you call a flying elephant?

A jumbo jet!

  • What do you call a different kind of flying elephant?
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A propellephant!

  • What do you call an elephant with rotors on her head?

An ellie-copter!

  • What do you call an elephant with an aerial on her head?

An elephant-enna!

Elephant One Liners

  • Hunting elephants is illegal – as ivory well know!
  • Did you hear about the elephant who hurt his toe and couldn’t walk? He had to call a tow truck!
  • Did you know that an elephant‘s opinion carries a lot of weight!
  • Did you hear about the the student elephant who was typing up her schoolwork on the computer? It was taking a long time because there was so many ele-fonts to choose from!

Elephant Sayings

  • What’s an elephants favorite saying?

Elephant-astic!

  • What did the Mummy elephant say to the little elephant when he was naughty?

Tusk tusk.

  • What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton.

  • What did the elephant say to her sad friend?

I’m ear for you.

  • What did the elephant say when he saw his friend fly?

Now I’ve seen ivorything!

  • What do you call an elephant with an opinion that doesn’t matter?

Irrelephant!