145+ Shark Puns & Jokes

Shark Puns That Are Simply Fin-tastic

  • There’s just some-fin about you…
  • How can you tell if two sharks are friends?

They act chummy with one another.

  • I chews you.
  • I think you’re jaws-ome!
  • Did you hear about the shark ghost?

It vanished into fin air!

  • There’s no-fin left to lose.
  • What did the shark get when he traveled to the Arctic Ocean?

Frostbite.

  • What advice did the dad shark give his son?

“Go take a bite out of life!”

  • What’s a shark’s favorite event to attend?

The carnival!

  • What’s a shark’s favorite word to say in agreement?

De-fin-itely.

  • That shark sure is athletic—he’s been working on his a-gil-ity!
  • What’s a shark’s favorite song?

“Don’t Stop Be-reef-ing”

  • What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

“This tastes a little funny…”

  • You’re skating on fin ice, pal…
  • What do you call a shark in a bad mood?

Grumpy gills.

  • There’s no-fin I wouldn’t do for you.
  • Who’s a shark’s favorite Star Wars character?

Chewbacca.

  • What did the hammerhead’s boss say when he did a good job?

“You nailed it!”

  • Why are sharks hard to trust?

They tell great white lies.

  • Did you hear about the all-star shark athlete?

He led his team to the chompionship!

  • Don’t trust sharks—they’ll spill your sea-crets.
  • Where’s the first place the shark visited in Europe?

Finland.

  • Why did the shark get sent to jail?

He was involved with some fishy business.

  • What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?

A jellyfish filled donut.

  • Come to the shark side…
  • Stay jaws-itive.
  • Why did the shark cross the reef?

To get to the other tide!

  • What do fish like to dress up as for Halloween?

Goblin sharks.

  • What’s a shark’s favorite card game?

Go fish.

  • Who delivers presents to shark children on Christmas?

Santa Jaws.

  • The shark is out of work right now, but don’t worry—he’s collecting workers chomp.
  • What are a shark’s two most favorite words?

Man overboard.

  • What’s a shark’s favorite meal?

Fish and ships.

  • What’s a baby shark’s favorite nursery rhyme?

Jack and Gill.

  • What do you call a dapper shark?

So-fish-dicated.

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  • What did the pirate shark sing with his crew?

“Yo ho ho and a bottle of chum!”

  • What type of sharks do carpenters like?
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The hammerhead and saw shark.

  • Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water would make them sneeze!

  • What’s a shark’s favorite candy?

Jaw breakers.

  • Did you hear about the psychic shark?

It can sea into the future!

  • No wonder that shark doesn’t have any friends—it’s a loan shark.
  • What was the last word of the shark movie?

Fin.

  • Who’s Iron Man’s alter-ego in the sea world?

Tony Shark.

  • How do sharks find things online?

They surf the fin-ternet.

  • Why was the shark so funny?

He was fluent in shark-asm.

  • What did the shark say when he bit the fishing line?

“I’m hooked!”

Shark-bucks.

  • In the sea world, what’s it called when one thing makes something else happen?

Jaws and effect.

  • No-fin compares to you, dear.
  • You’ve got me between a rock and a shark place.
  • This makome off as a surprise, but I don’t bite.
  • There’s some-fin special about you.
  • Stay jaw-some.
  • How do sharks greet one another?

Water you up to, mate?

  • What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make? Chews wisely.
  • That shark attack really made a splash in the headlines, huh?
  • If you can be fin-tastic, always be fin-tastic.
  • How does a shark express disappointment? Jaw, man!
  • What did the mom shark say to her mouthy son? Don’t get sharky, son.
  • Sharks that steal always mako like a bandit.
  • Who’s the best baseball shark around? Shark McGwire
  • Go ahead and mako my day.
  • Don’t de-bait me. You won’t win this bite.
  • Gangster shark to human: Shark my words, you’re a dead man.
  • Where’s my bloody dinner?

Shark Jokes

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  1. A new study shows sharks only bite those who swim in the ocean. Researchers advise not swimming there.
  2. What did the great white shark say to the cliff jumper? Don’t worry, I’ll catch you.
  3. What did the shark say to the surfer? Come on in, the water’s fine!
  4. How does a hammerhead shark tell his mom he passed his test? Nailed it!
  5. What’s a great white’s favorite tune? Dun-uh. Dun-uh. Dun-uh.
  6. What did the momma shark say to the kid shark? Watch that sharkasm, young man.
  7. What song do sharks sing while they hunt for food? Don’t Stop Bleedin’
  8. What types of sharks are the shadiest sharks? Card sharks.
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Shark-Related Phrases

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  1. Flesh and blood
  2. Ankle biter
  3. Swim with sharks
  4. Shark repellent
  5. Shark bait
  6. Armed to the teeth
  7. Wouldn’t shout if a shark bit him
  8. Jumping the shark
  9. Voodoo shark
  10. Set your teeth on edge
  11. Going swimmingly
  12. Easy tiger
  13. Load shark
  14. Card shark
  15. A fine kettle of fish
  16. A drop in the ocean
  17. A sea change
  18. Out of the jaws of death
  19. Corporate shark
  20. Swimming along nicely
  21. A fish out of water
  22. Plenty of fish in the sea
  23. Something fishy about that
  24. Something smells fishy
  25. Bigger fish to fry
  26. Chomping at the bit
  27. Fishing for compliments
  28. A biting review
  29. Sink one’s teeth into
  30. Stewed to the gills
  31. To fish in troubled waters
  32. Devil and the deep blue sea
  33. Hammer something out
  34. Send shivers down one’s spine (A shiver is a group of sharks)

More Shark Jokes

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  1. What kind of sharks make good carpenters? – Hammerheads!
  2. How did the shark plead in its murder trial? – Not gill-ty!
  3. Where do sharks go on vacation? – Finland!
  4. I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!” – I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
  5. What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys? – It got lockjaw.
  6. What’s a shark’s favorite bible story? – Noah’s Shark
  7. The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark. – The joke’s wearing fin.
  8. It’s my ambition to see a great white shark before I die. – Just not right before I die.
  9. The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed. – Turns out it was a loan shark.
  10. What do you can the mushy stuff stuck between a great white’s shark teeth? – Slow swimmers!
  11. What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? – Shark absorbers.
  12. What kind of shark is always gambling? – A card shark!
  13. How did the hammerhead do on his test? – He nailed it!
  14. I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark. – When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
  15. What kind of hobby does a shark like best? – Anything he can sink his teeth into.
  16. I’ve just seen a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center – I think it must be a busking shark.
  17. If a shark is after you, what should your feed it?  – Jawbreakers!
  18. Who is the most famous shark playwright?  – William Sharkspeare!
  19. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? – Frostbite!
  20. How does a shark plead in court? Gill-ty.
  21. What did the hammerhead shark say to his drinking buddies? I’m hammered.
  22. What sharks are the shortest? Ground sharks.
  23. What does a hammerhead shark call a headache? A hammering head.
  24. What do you call two sharks who get married? Hooked for life.
  25. What does a dentist say to his shark patients? Let’s see those chompers.
  26. How do you throw a shark out of a bar? You cast it out.
  27. What did the shark say to his wife during a fight? You’re just being jaw-matic.
  28. Save a boat. Ride a shark. It’s more eco-friendly.
  29. Him: I think you bite too much. Her: Don’t get snappy with me.
  30. How do sharks greet the day? With the saying “time to rise and tide.”
  31. How does a shark announce dinner’s ready? “Hot off the gill!”
  32. What did the priest say to his wife at the beach? Let’s prey the sharks are sleeping while we’re swimming.
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Her: What do you want to dinner?
Him: Finny you should ask, I wanted to see if you’d like to catch a bite somewhere.

  1. How does a shark family get a vacation started?
    By setting the wheels in ocean.
  2. Tiger sharks will eat anything and everything. Especially people who use the ocean as a bathroom.
  3. Just remember, you’ll never need a bigger boat if you don’t go to the ocean.
  4. Hangry sharks make the worst ocean floaties.
  5. A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean. Year-round.
  6. What did one shark say to the other after an awkward moment?
    Whale, that was weird.
  7. What did the 18-year-old shark ask his parents when they kicked him out of the reef? Why are you casting me out?
  8. How do sharks stay up all night? They drink jaw-va.
  9. Where do country singing sharks try to make it big? Gnashville
  10. What did the shark get on his biology test? A sea-minus.