Pickle puns
- I’m like a jumbo kosher pickle.
Guess you could say I’m a pretty big dill. - I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made.
It was jarring. - Every day, the pickle sees a green vegetable at the jar who is always waiting for his turn. It must be the queue-cumber.
- I accidentally dropped some pickle in my Hawaiian punch; I guess it is now trop-pickle.
- I had to choose between a gherkin and Vlasic; I was in a dill-emma.
- Cucumber is one vegetable that is always in a pickle.
- A gas station was selling pickles two-for-one; It was the dill of the day.
- Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in an air-tight container—that’s what really seals the dill.
- You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?
What a daff-o-dill! - You are such a dill-light
- Don’t forget to relish the moment!
- Are these jokes pickling your funny bone?
- Hey you! You’re kind of a big dill!
- Does this pickle your fancy?
- Have you been gerkin from the office or have you been gerkin from home?
- A driver was pulled over for throwing a pickle at another car. It wasn’t a Vlasic case of road rage, but it’s still Claussen quite a commotion.
Pickle jokes
- Why do pickles wear glasses?
They’re legally brined. - What would happen if you got vinegar in the ear?
A case of pickled hearing. - What did one cucumber seed say to the other?
We’re in a bit of a pickle. - Why did Costco stop selling 5-gallon jars of pickles?
Shelving them was cucumbersome. - Why are pickles in sandwiches always so polite?
They’re well-bread. - What’s a pickle’s favorite book?
To Dill A Mockingbird. - What’s a cucumber’s favorite musical instrument?
A pickle-o. - Why is the pickle container always open?
Because it’s ajar. - What did the pickle do when it won the championship?
He just stood there to relish the moment. - What did the pickle say when he walked into the casino and sat down at the card table?
Dill me in. - What do you call a pickle you got at a cheap price?
A sweet dill. - Where do pickles go to buy a car?
The dillership. - What do you call a genius pickle?
A brine-iac. - Who’s a pickle’s favorite artist?
Salvador Dilli. - Where’s a pickle’s favorite place to go in London?
Pickle-dilly Square. - What do you say to a pickle in the morning?
Rise and brine. - On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
Vlasic rock. - What do you call a pickle that got run over on the road?
Road dill. - What’s a pickle’s life philosophy?
Never a dill moment. - What’s a pickle’s favorite show?
Dill or No Dill. - Who is a pickle’s national treasure? Picolas Cage.
Pickle jokes for kids
- What’s a baby gherkin’s favorite TV channel?
Pickleodeon. - What do you get when you cross a pickle with an alligator?
A crocodill. - Why do gerkhins giggle a lot?
Because they’re pickle-ish. - What happens when life gives you pickles instead of lemons?
You dill with it. - Where is the Liberty Dill found?
In Phila-dill-phia. - What’s green and has two wheels?
A motorpickle. - What did the hamburger say to the pickle when they met?
“You are absolutely dill-icious.” - Why did the pickles cross the road?
Because it was green. - What did the waiter say when I asked for pickles on my burger?
“It’s not a big dill.” - What is green and pecks at trees?
Woody Wood-pickle. - What is green and flies?
Super Pickle! - How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience. - Why are pickles so jealous?
They are always green with envy.
Best Pickle Puns And Jokes
- How do pickles enjoy a day out?
They relish it.
- What’s the difference between a pickle and a therapist?
If you don’t know, you should stop talking to your pickle!
- What happens when you confuse chutney and pickles?
You chuckle.
- Why are bananas better than pickles?
Because they have a-peel.
- When the giant cannibals started to soak me in vinegar, I’d had enough…
“Why don’t you pickle someone your own size?” I shouted.
- What’s green and wears a cape?
Super Pickle.
- What’s green and got two wheels?
A dill pusher.
- A gas station was selling pickles two-for-one…
It was the dill of the day.
- What do you call a pickle lullaby?
A cucumber slumber number.
- I’ve just got my hand stuck in a jar of gherkins and can’t get it out…
I’m in a right pickle!
- Why do we refer to problems as pickles?
Because they’re dill-emmas!
- What did the arrogant pickle say?
“I’m kind of a big dill.”
- A pickle walks into a casino and sits down at a card table…
He says, “Dill me in.”
- Why do gherkins giggle when you touch them?
They’re pickle-ish.
- What did the pickle say to the lemon?
“I relish our time together.”
- What’s a baby gherkin’s favorite TV channel?
Pickleodeon.
- What did the pickle say when he was told he was going into a salad?
“I relish the thought.”
- My pickle order was totally under-cooked…
It was really a raw dill.
- What do you say to a pickle in the morning?
“Rise and brine!”
- What’s green and pecks on trees?
Woody Wood Pickle.
- I recently got a new job as a golf caddy, but I was fired after less than an hour…
The guy asked me for a sand wedge. I don’t think he likes pickle.
- What’s black, white, green, black, and white?
Two skunks fighting over a pickle.
- What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods?
A hill-dilly.
- What do you do when a pickle wants to play cards?
Dill ’em in.
- You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?
What a daffy dill!
- Why shouldn’t you shoot pool using a pickle?
Because you’ll find the cue cumbersome.
- What’s green and swims in the sea?
Moby Pickle.
- What did the pickle say to the cat?
Nothing; pickles can’t talk.
- How are a bunch of soon-to-be pickles and a heavy pool stick similar?
You either have some cucumber or a cumbersome cue.
- I once tripped on a pickle…
I’m over it now, but it was a big dill at the time.
- A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large that he was able to turn it into a house. One day a bad storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his actual home…
Now he’s in a real pickle.
- Why couldn’t the pickle leave the bar?
Because the door was ajar!
- I just watched a documentary about a serial killer whose calling card was a pickle…
It was truly jarring.
- Where do pickles go to buy a car?
The dillership!
- I got a free pickle
It was a helluva dill.
Funny Pickle Sayings
- Today, the dill pickle is on holiday. The pickle is relishing every minute of his free time.
- I went to the supermarket yesterday, and they had 20% off on pickles. It was a big dill.
- A green colored pickle that pecks on trees is none other than a Woody wood pickle.
- The pickle lullaby for a baby cucumber can be none other than ‘cucumber slumber number.’
- The cucumber’s favorite TV channel is none other than the funny kid’s TV channel ‘pickleodeon’.
- Baby Gherkins giggle whenever you touch them. They are so pickle-ish.
- I had to drop the green pickle box. Carrying them in a long queue was getting cumbersome.
- The relish pickle earned first position in the competition, it really is a big dill!
- The only thing common between a pickle and Java program is their JAR.
- If you are a vegan, you won’t like tro-pickle fish in a restaurant.
Dill Pickle Puns
- The green pickle mother told her son, “Relax, young pickle, you can dill with the situation very easily.”
- A giant pickle got very popular overnight, now he is kind of a big dill.
- On Christmas day, I had to choose between a gherkin and Vlasic. I was in a dill-emma.
- The mustard pickle got in a pickle when he lost his two mustar-cards in fair.
- The folk musician who was floating in a pickle jar was none other than the famous Bob Dill-an.
- Every pickle’s favorite competition,’The Biggest Pickle’ took place this past week. As usual, the winners were titled as ‘big dill.’
- The pickle’s favorite radio-station to listen to Bob Dill-an is the Vlasic rock station!
Condiment Puns
- The condiment told the pickle that if he wanted to ketchup, he could!
- The condiment expressed his feelings, “I mustard the courage to leave.”
- Do you know, there is a special clinic for injured condiments. It’s the Mayo Clinic!
- A husband told his wife that he loved her as much as he loved mayonnaise. His wife blushed because she took it as a condiment.
- My friend bought a horse named Mayo. Whenever Mayo needs food, Mayo-neighs.
- My friend told me, “you are a-mayonnai-zing,” after I fixed his condiment problem.
- The cucumber sobbed “The condiment jumped into jar, I saw with may-onn-aise.”
- The pickle and dill went shopping for condiments. The pickle got tired after a while, so he said to the dill, “you go on my friend, I’ll sauce you later.”
- The worried mother said her husband “These pickles are making me mad. They must be canned soon!”
- The condiment wizard’s best-performed trick is saucery.
- All these pickles puns are a sauce of endless laughter.
- I think my cat loves condiments a lot. She is always mayo-wing.
- My friend and I were once trying to make art out of condiments and we ended up making a mustard piece.
- The cucumber told condiments “I don’t know about you, but I relish pickles!”
- The pickle was shopping for condiments. He made all the payments with his mustar-card.
- The condiments decided to have a grand pickle birthday party. They really relished it.
- The condiment that has been elected the leader of the city for this year is the mayo-r.
- If a pickle company ever want to try a new product, they can.
Clever Pickle Names
- Pickle Shikle
- Digi-dill Pickle
- Fickle pickle
- Pickle pockle
- Pickle Pirate
- Petite Pickle
- Exploding Pickle
- Pickle ladder
- Little Pickle
- Twisted pickle
- Dilly Pickle
- Pickle and pucker