Funny Father’s Day Puns
- The best dads are really punny.
- Yoda best, Dad.
- Dad puns—that’s how eye roll.
- Dad, you’re a real fungi.
- Have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.
- It’s knot a tie—you’re my favorite!
- Father, I am your daughter.
- I love your
baddad jokes. - You meet all of the koala-fications.
- Dad, you’re dino-mite.
- There’s gnome one like you.
- You’re the tricera-tops!
- Dad to the bone.
- May the [golf] course be with you.
- You’re tee-rific, Dad!
- I turtle-y love my dad!
- Yoda best dad in the whole world!
- If the world had S’more dads like you, it would really be so sweet.
- I hope you have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.
- Honestly, our family would really be muffin without you.
- Thanks for always pudding up with me, Dad.
- Dad, you are so tea-riffic!
- You are definitely one of my two favorite pear-ants!
- We love you a latte dad! We cannot even espresso how much.
- May you have a fan-stache-tic Father’s Day.
- Hey Dad, you are really punny.
- I really love spending koala-ty time with you, Dad.
- Let us taco ’bout how much you rock, Dad.
- Dad, I don’t say this everyday but I love you from my head tomatoes.
- Happy Farter’s Day!
- Dad, you’re shrimply amazing.
- I am fishing you a happy Father’s Day!
- You are one in a melon, ddad!
- Hi Dad, thanks for constantly chicken on me. Because of you, I turned out well done.
- I really love you so matcha!
- You did a grape job raisin me, Dad
- Please do remember that I whale always love you, Dad.
- It may sound cheesy, but Dad, you’re the grate-est.
- Everything I brew, I brew it for you, Dad.
- I’m not lion, Dad. You are really the best!
- Thank you for always being a soup-er Dad.
- Just don’t Pop believing.
- Dad, you are my most favorite parent, and its knot even close to a tie.
- I donut know what I’d do without your help, Dad.
- I love you, Dad, even when you’re always giraffe-ing me crazy.
- Dad, I could never ever wine about you.
- I really love you with every pizza my heart, Dad.
- Let’s par-tee this Father’s Day!
- I shore love you, Dad. So, let’s shellaberate now!
- Hey Dad! Olive you so much.
- You’re soy awesome, Dad.
- Wood you believe how much I really love you, Dad?
- Dad, you just can’t be beet.
- You’re like a whiteboard, Dad, because you’re remarkable.
- Your Dad yolks crack me up each and every time.
- I’m so lucky duck you are my dad.
- Congratulations! You have been koalified to be called the best father.
- I’m very happy to be y-orchid.
- You’re the best dad ever, and I’m not kitten about this.
- Thanks for always bear-ing with me, Dad.
- I turtle-y love you, Dad!
- Dad, you are so egg-cellent and overly easy to be around!
- I can’t express how much I loaf you, dad.
- You’re totally one cool Pop-sicle!
- Dad, you are wheel-y great!
- Happy Father’s Day! I am about to finish wrapping your pheasant.
- It’s finally o-fish-cial, you are the greatest dad!
- There’s gnome one like you, Dad.
- Dad, thank you for always bacon me happy.
- I love you Dad. Pho real.
- Being a great dad is such a whisky business, but you did it so well.
- You are so T-Rex-ellent, Dad!
- Dad, I’m your biggest flan!
- Lettuce celebrate Father’s Day tonight.
- Thanks for everything, Dad. You’re cereal-ously the best.
- You can’t pasta-bly be cooler, Dad.
- A Pea Father’s Day, Daddy!
- Dad, you certainly hold the rarest and highest steak in my life.
- You’re so spec-taco-lar, Dad!
- Jut remember that owl always love you, Dad!
- This Father’s Day, don’t worry, be hoppy.
- I love you so much, Dad, that I’d even share my cheese dip with you—just in queso you didn’t already know!
- You are totally the best dad of all thyme.
- Dad, I lava you so much!
- I am whiskey-ing you a happy Father’s Day.
- Oil always love you, Dad.
- You are reel-y the best dad!
- Dad, I have so mushroom for you in my heart.
- Sometimes, you can be a real pizza work but I still love you, dad.
- Dad, your love for us is un-beet-able.
- Thank you berry much for always being by my side, Dad.
Funny Father’s Day Food Puns

- If the world had S’MORE dads like you it would be sweet.
- You know how to make things butter.
- You can’t be beet.
- I donut know what I’d do without you.
- I love you from my head tomatoes.
- Let’s taco ’bout how much you rock.
- You did a grape job raisin me.
- Thanks for always bacon me happy.
- I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.
- You’re one in a melon.
- Your dad yolks crack me up.
- I’m nacho average dad.
- I love you, just in queso you didn’t know.
- You are cereal-ously the best.
- Thanks for pudding up with me.
- I love you, Dad, pho-real.
- It sounds cheesy, but you’re the gratest.
- Lettuce give thanks for you today!
- Our family would be muffin without you.
- You’re one of my two favorite pear-ants!
- I think you’re a pretty big dill, Dad.
Funny Father’s Day Card Puns

- Happy Fathers Day — don’t worry, be hoppy.
- I wish you a fan-stache-tic Father’s Day.
- You’re a tee-riffic dad.
- I’m not lion—you’re the best.
- Happy Father’s Day—let’s par-tee.
- You’re oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever.
- Happy Farter’s Day!
- Wood you believe how much I love you?
- Hey dad, it’s cool that you’re a little Old Fashioned.
- Happy Father’s Day to a reel awesome dad.
- I’m a lucky duck that you’re my dad.
Father’s Day Puns for the Cornballs

- I shore do love you dad. It’s Father’s Day… so let’s shellabrate!
- You’re a fan-stache-tic dad!
- I wanted to give you a comb for Father’s Day, but we could never part.
- Like a whiteboard, you’re remarkable.
- I hope you don’t sca-dad-dle anytime soon!
- Dad puns — that’s how eye roll.
- Thanks for always driving me, Dad… driving me crazy.
- Q: Why do dads who golf always take an extra pair of socks? / A: In case they get a hole in one!
- I started a sailboat building business in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.
- Q: What happens when a painter gets cold? / A: They put on another coat.
- Q: Why does Waldo from Where’s Waldo wear stripes? / A: He doesn’t want to be spotted!
- A lion would never play gold. But a Tiger would.
- Dad jokes are waffle, but I still like yours.
Father’s Day Puns for the Foodies
- If the world had S’more dads like you, it would be sweet.
- I donut know what I’d do without you.
- Q: How does dad take his coffee? / A: Very seriously.
- I love you from my head tomatoes.
- Let’s taco ’bout how much you rock.
- You’re nacho average Dad!
- Dad, you’re a really fungi.
- I love you, just in queso you didn’t know.
- It sounds cheesy, but you’re the grate-est.
- Our family would be muffin without you.
- As a grill master and dad, you’re a rare find.
- This might sound cheesy but you’ve got a pizza my heart!
- You can be a real pizza work, and sometimes you bacon us crazy, but we love you anyway.
- Thanks for pudding up with me, Dad, and for being my biggest flan!
- Love you dad, Pho real.
- Q: What did the sandwich say in his Father’s Day card? / A: I know you think I’m full of baloney, but you’re the best dad ever.
- Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? / A: Where’s Popcorn?
- Q: What do you call a dad who falls through the ice? / A: A popsicle!
- Hi Dad, thanks for constantly chicken on me. Because of you, I turned out well done.
- You did a grape job raisin me, Dad.
- Dad, you’re shrimply amazing.
- Thank you for always being a soup-er Dad.
- You are cereal-ously the best.
Father’s Day Puns for the Connoisseurs
- I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.
- I could never wine about you, Dad.
- Have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.
- Hey, Dad — it’s cool that you’re Old Fashioned.
- Q: What do you call a fruit that’s really emotional? / A: A passionfruit.
- Everything I brew, I brew it for you, Dad.
Father’s Day Puns for the Animal Lovers
- I’m not lion — you’re the best.
- You’re oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever.
- I’m a lucky duck that you’re my dad.
- You meet all of the koala-fications.
- Q: What did the buffalo say when his son left? / A: Bison!
- Q: What did the spider say to his dad? / A: You spend too much time on the web!
- Q: How is the baby bird like his dad? / A: He’s a chirp off the old block!
Father’s Day Jokes for Dads That Can, Well, Take a Joke

- There’s a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. And that difference is the first letter.
- I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’
- My son wants 50% of my Father’s Day gifts. He says if it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t even be a father.
- You can tell it’s almost Father’s Day. The kids suddenly want to stop at all the garage sales.
- Happy Father’s Day to a dad that was smart enough to teach his kid to mow the lawn so he wouldn’t have to.
- When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline is a parent.
- Happy Father’s Day Dad. May your day be better than your jokes.
- Happy Father’s Day. Without me, it would be just another day for you. You’re welcome.
- Q: When does a joke become a dad joke? / A: When it becomes apparent!
- Q: Why didn’t the kid give his dad a gift on father’s day? / A: He figured his dad already had him!
Cheesy Father’s Day Jokes & Puns
- Happy Fathers Day — don’t worry, be hoppy.
- Just don’t Pop believing.
- Dad, your puns are my favorite, and it’s knot even close to a tie.
- I wish you a fan-stache-tic Father’s Day.
- You’re a tee-riffic dad.
- Happy Father’s Day — let’s par-tee.
- Wood you believe how much I love you?
- Happy Father’s Day to a reel awesome dad.
- You’re the brightest light in my life, Dad. I love you watts and watts.
- To my favorite grill master: You’re flippin’ awesome.
- Happy Father’s Day! You’re Dad to the bone.