180+ Fathers Day Puns & Jokes

Funny Father’s Day Puns

  1. The best dads are really punny.
  2. Yoda best, Dad.
  3. Dad puns—that’s how eye roll.
  4. Dad, you’re a real fungi.
  5. Have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.
  6. It’s knot a tie—you’re my favorite!
  7. Father, I am your daughter.
  8. I love your bad dad jokes.
  9. You meet all of the koala-fications.
  10. Dad, you’re dino-mite.
  11. There’s gnome one like you.
  12. You’re the tricera-tops!
  13. Dad to the bone.
  14. May the [golf] course be with you.
  15. You’re tee-rific, Dad!
  16. I turtle-y love my dad!
  17. Yoda best dad in the whole world!
  18. If the world had S’more dads like you, it would really be so sweet.
  19. I hope you have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.
  20. Honestly, our family would really be muffin without you.
  21. Thanks for always pudding up with me, Dad.
  22. Dad, you are so tea-riffic!
  23. You are definitely one of my two favorite pear-ants!
  24. We love you a latte dad! We cannot even espresso how much.
  25. May you have a fan-stache-tic Father’s Day.
  26. Hey Dad, you are really punny.
  27. I really love spending koala-ty time with you, Dad.
  28. Let us taco ’bout how much you rock, Dad.
  29. Dad, I don’t say this everyday but I love you from my head tomatoes.
  30. Happy Farter’s Day!
  31. Dad, you’re shrimply amazing.
  32. I am fishing you a happy Father’s Day!
  33. You are one in a melon, ddad!
  34. Hi Dad, thanks for constantly chicken on me. Because of you, I turned out well done.
  35. I really love you so matcha!
  36. You did a grape job raisin me, Dad
  37. Please do remember that I whale always love you, Dad.
  38. It may sound cheesy, but Dad, you’re the grate-est.
  39. Everything I brew, I brew it for you, Dad.
  40. I’m not lion, Dad. You are really the best!
  41. Thank you for always being a soup-er Dad.
  42. Just don’t Pop believing.
  43. Dad, you are my most favorite parent, and its knot even close to a tie.
  44. I donut know what I’d do without your help, Dad.
  45. I love you, Dad, even when you’re always giraffe-ing me crazy.
  46. Dad, I could never ever wine about you.
  47. I really love you with every pizza my heart, Dad.
  48. Let’s par-tee this Father’s Day!
  49. I shore love you, Dad. So, let’s shellaberate now!
  50. Hey Dad! Olive you so much.
  51. You’re soy awesome, Dad.
  52. Wood you believe how much I really love you, Dad?
  53. Dad, you just can’t be beet.
  54. You’re like a whiteboard, Dad, because you’re remarkable.
  55. Your Dad yolks crack me up each and every time.
  56. I’m so lucky duck you are my dad.
  57. Congratulations! You have been koalified to be called the best father.
  58. I’m very happy to be y-orchid.
  59. You’re the best dad ever, and I’m not kitten about this.
  60. Thanks for always bear-ing with me, Dad.
  61. I turtle-y love you, Dad!
  62. Dad, you are so egg-cellent and overly easy to be around!
  63. I can’t express how much I loaf you, dad.
  64. You’re totally one cool Pop-sicle!
  65. Dad, you are wheel-y great!
  66. Happy Father’s Day! I am about to finish wrapping your pheasant.
  67. It’s finally o-fish-cial, you are the greatest dad!
  68. There’s gnome one like you, Dad.
  69. Dad, thank you for always bacon me happy.
  70. I love you Dad. Pho real.
  71. Being a great dad is such a whisky business, but you did it so well.
  72. You are so T-Rex-ellent, Dad!
  73. Dad, I’m your biggest flan!
  74. Lettuce celebrate Father’s Day tonight.
  75. Thanks for everything, Dad. You’re cereal-ously the best.
  76. You can’t pasta-bly be cooler, Dad.
  77. A Pea Father’s Day, Daddy!
  78. Dad, you certainly hold the rarest and highest steak in my life.
  79. You’re so spec-taco-lar, Dad!
  80. Jut remember that owl always love you, Dad!
  81. This Father’s Day, don’t worry, be hoppy.
  82. I love you so much, Dad, that I’d even share my cheese dip with you—just in queso you didn’t already know!
  83. You are totally the best dad of all thyme.
  84. Dad, I lava you so much!
  85. I am whiskey-ing you a happy Father’s Day.
  86. Oil always love you, Dad.
  87. You are reel-y the best dad!
  88. Dad, I have so mushroom for you in my heart.
  89. Sometimes, you can be a real pizza work but I still love you, dad.
  90. Dad, your love for us is un-beet-able.
  91. Thank you berry much for always being by my side, Dad.
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Funny Father’s Day Food Puns

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  1. If the world had S’MORE dads like you it would be sweet.
  2. You know how to make things butter.
  3. You can’t be beet.
  4. I donut know what I’d do without you.
  5. I love you from my head tomatoes.
  6. Let’s taco ’bout how much you rock.
  7. You did a grape job raisin me.
  8. Thanks for always bacon me happy.
  9. I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.
  10. You’re one in a melon.
  11. Your dad yolks crack me up.
  12. I’m nacho average dad.
  13. I love you, just in queso you didn’t know.
  14. You are cereal-ously the best.
  15. Thanks for pudding up with me.
  16. I love you, Dad, pho-real.
  17. It sounds cheesy, but you’re the gratest.
  18. Lettuce give thanks for you today!
  19. Our family would be muffin without you.
  20. You’re one of my two favorite pear-ants!
  21. I think you’re a pretty big dill, Dad.

Funny Father’s Day Card Puns

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  1. Happy Fathers Day — don’t worry, be hoppy.
  2. I wish you a fan-stache-tic Father’s Day.
  3. You’re a tee-riffic dad.
  4. I’m not lion—you’re the best.
  5. Happy Father’s Day—let’s par-tee.
  6. You’re oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever.
  7. Happy Farter’s Day!
  8. Wood you believe how much I love you?
  9. Hey dad, it’s cool that you’re a little Old Fashioned.
  10. Happy Father’s Day to a reel awesome dad.
  11. I’m a lucky duck that you’re my dad.

Father’s Day Puns for the Cornballs

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  1. I shore do love you dad. It’s Father’s Day… so let’s shellabrate!
  2. You’re a fan-stache-tic dad!
  3. I wanted to give you a comb for Father’s Day, but we could never part.
  4. Like a whiteboard, you’re remarkable.
  5. I hope you don’t sca-dad-dle anytime soon!
  6. Dad puns — that’s how eye roll.
  7. Thanks for always driving me, Dad… driving me crazy.
  8. Q: Why do dads who golf always take an extra pair of socks? / A: In case they get a hole in one!
  9. I started a sailboat building business in my attic. Sails are going through the roof.
  10. Q: What happens when a painter gets cold? / A: They put on another coat.
  11. Q: Why does Waldo from Where’s Waldo wear stripes? / A: He doesn’t want to be spotted!
  12. A lion would never play gold. But a Tiger would.
  13. Dad jokes are waffle, but I still like yours.
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Father’s Day Puns for the Foodies

  1. If the world had S’more dads like you, it would be sweet.
  2. I donut know what I’d do without you.
  3. Q: How does dad take his coffee? / A: Very seriously.
  4. I love you from my head tomatoes.
  5. Let’s taco ’bout how much you rock.
  6. You’re nacho average Dad!
  7. Dad, you’re a really fungi.
  8. I love you, just in queso you didn’t know.
  9. It sounds cheesy, but you’re the grate-est.
  10. Our family would be muffin without you.
  11. As a grill master and dad, you’re a rare find.
  12. This might sound cheesy but you’ve got a pizza my heart!
  13. You can be a real pizza work, and sometimes you bacon us crazy, but we love you anyway.
  14. Thanks for pudding up with me, Dad, and for being my biggest flan!
  15. Love you dad, Pho real.
  16. Q: What did the sandwich say in his Father’s Day card? / A: I know you think I’m full of baloney, but you’re the best dad ever.
  17. Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? / A: Where’s Popcorn?
  18. Q: What do you call a dad who falls through the ice? / A: A popsicle!
  19. Hi Dad, thanks for constantly chicken on me. Because of you, I turned out well done.
  20. You did a grape job raisin me, Dad.
  21. Dad, you’re shrimply amazing.
  22. Thank you for always being a soup-er Dad.
  23. You are cereal-ously the best.

Father’s Day Puns for the Connoisseurs

  1. I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.
  2. I could never wine about you, Dad.
  3. Have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.
  4. Hey, Dad — it’s cool that you’re Old Fashioned.
  5. Q: What do you call a fruit that’s really emotional? / A: A passionfruit.
  6. Everything I brew, I brew it for you, Dad.
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Father’s Day Puns for the Animal Lovers

  1. I’m not lion — you’re the best.
  2. You’re oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever.
  3. I’m a lucky duck that you’re my dad.
  4. You meet all of the koala-fications.
  5. Q: What did the buffalo say when his son left? / A: Bison!
  6. Q: What did the spider say to his dad? / A: You spend too much time on the web!
  7. Q: How is the baby bird like his dad? / A: He’s a chirp off the old block!

Father’s Day Jokes for Dads That Can, Well, Take a Joke

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  1. There’s a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes. And that difference is the first letter.
  2. I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, ‘You.’
  3. My son wants 50% of my Father’s Day gifts. He says if it weren’t for him, I wouldn’t even be a father.
  4. You can tell it’s almost Father’s Day. The kids suddenly want to stop at all the garage sales.
  5. Happy Father’s Day to a dad that was smart enough to teach his kid to mow the lawn so he wouldn’t have to.
  6. When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline is a parent.
  7. Happy Father’s Day Dad. May your day be better than your jokes.
  8. Happy Father’s Day. Without me, it would be just another day for you. You’re welcome.
  9. Q: When does a joke become a dad joke? / A: When it becomes apparent!
  10. Q: Why didn’t the kid give his dad a gift on father’s day? / A: He figured his dad already had him!

Cheesy Father’s Day Jokes & Puns

  1. Happy Fathers Day — don’t worry, be hoppy.
  2. Just don’t Pop believing.
  3. Dad, your puns are my favorite, and it’s knot even close to a tie.
  4. I wish you a fan-stache-tic Father’s Day.
  5. You’re a tee-riffic dad.
  6. Happy Father’s Day — let’s par-tee.
  7. Wood you believe how much I love you?
  8. Happy Father’s Day to a reel awesome dad.
  9. You’re the brightest light in my life, Dad. I love you watts and watts.
  10. To my favorite grill master: You’re flippin’ awesome.
  11. Happy Father’s Day! You’re Dad to the bone.