200+ Coffee Puns & Jokes

Coffee Puns About Love and Romance

1. You’re brew-ti-ful.
2. You’re steaming hot!
3. Sending you a whole latte love.
4. It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.
5. We’re the perfect blend.
6. Where have you bean all my life?
7. I like you a latte.
8. I’ve bean thinking of you a Latte.
9. We are cool beans.
10. Where you bean all my life?
11. What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff!
12. What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? We’re meant to bean together!
13. Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.
14. I’ve bean thinking of you a latte!
15. What did the two coffee lovers say when they got together? We’re meant to bean.
16. I made a pot of coffee espresso-ly for you.
17. What did the wife say when her husband drank her coffee? This is grounds for divorce!
18. What happened when the wife drank her husband’s coffee? The relationship came to a bitter end.
19. I’m so frappe to know you.
20. Sending you a whole latte love!
21. The two coffee lovers got together and made a happy cup-ple.

Coffee Puns on Emotions and Expressions

1. Thanks a latte for me being my friend
2. You mocha me very happy.
3. You warm my heart.
4. Bottomless thanks!
5. Avoid discussing coffee in a sensitive company. It can make for a heated and strong debate.
6. I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.
7. I am frappé if I am with you.
8. I am mug-nificient.
9. Sorry, I’m latte.
10. What’s up, brew?
11. Frappe birthday to brew.
12. Thanks a latte for me being my friend.
13. I can’t fully espresso my excitement.
14. I can’t fully espresso my excitement!
15. How is divorce like an espresso? It’s expensive and bitter.
16. Italians are so good at making coffee because they naturally like to espresso themselves.
17. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
18. Thanks a latte for being my friend.
19. Why was the latte so upset? Because a customer told the barista it was bitter.
20. Why didn’t the espresso talk to the herbal drinks? They weren’t his cup of tea.

Coffee Puns About Music

1. What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song? Hit Me With your Best Shot!
2. What’s its favorite Bob Marley song? Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.
3. What’s the best Beatles’ song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be!
4. What do coffee and Eric Clapton have in common? Both are no good without cream!
5. “Excuse me while I kiss the chai.” – This Jimi Hendrix song is often misheard as “excuse me while I kiss this guy” – but what if it was about coffee instead?
6. “Wake me up before you cocoa!”
7. AC/Decaf
8. Fleetwood Macchiato
9. Rage Against the Espresso Machine
10. The Smashing Pumpkin Spice Lattes
11. The Red Hot Coffee Peppers
12. I wanna lay you down on the bed of roast-ses.
13. You treat me like a roast.
14. I love brew. I honestly love brew.
15. You mocha me espresso.
16. Why you gotta be so brewed.
17. It’s the love shot.
18. Excuse me while I kiss the chai.
19. Wake me up before you cocoa!
20. Watch me cream. Watch me nae nae.
21. My coffee amour, milky little cup that I adore.

TV Show and Movie Coffee Puns

1. The X-Filters
2. Pretty Little Lattes
3. Twin Perks
4. Coffee, the Vampire Slayer
5. That Thing You Brew!
6. The Polar Espresso
7. He’s Just Not That Into Brew
8. The Burr Grinder Swindler (The Tindler Swindler)
9. That Thing You Brew
10. There’s Something about Mocha
11. Justice League: The New Doppio
12. Friday Night Lattes
13. Coffee, the Vampire Slayer (This is our favorite!)
14. Cup-tain America: Civil War

Literary Coffee Puns

1. For Whom the Bean Tolls
2. David Coffeefield
3. The Count of Macchiato
4. The Lord of the Beans
5. The Brothers Caramel Mocha
6. Brave Brew World
7. Moby Drip

Historical Coffee Puns

1. How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
2. How does Moses make coffee? He-brews it.

Jokes About Drinking Coffee

1. What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you’ve been there before? Déja-brew.
2. What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don’t know, but that’s certainly grounds for divorce!
3. What’s a coffee’s favorite spell? Espresso Patronum!
4. How do cups greet each other? With mugs and kisses.
5. What is a bean’s favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving? Roast.
6. What did the barista say to the sad coffee mug? Don’t worry, be frappe.
7. What do you call two coffee mugs sitting next together? A happy cup-ple.
8. Why was everyone getting sick at the coffee shop? Because there was a lot of coffeeing going on.
9. Why did the two pots get in trouble at school? Because they were brewing up trouble.
10. Why didn’t the espresso ever talk to the herbal drinks? Because it said they weren’t his cup of tea.
11. Why did the coffeeshop close for the day? Because a storm was brewing.
12. What did the girl say when her coffee arrived at her table cold? Cool beans!
13. She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
14. The worst type of criminal is he who mugs other people’s coffee.
15. The man next to her on the train spilled coffee all over her shirt. She responded by showing him dis-stain.
16. She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a shot.
17. She’ll get her daily cup of coffee through whatever beans necessary.
18. The hipster burned his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
19. You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What’s Sumatra with you?
20. “This coffee tastes like mud!” exclaims a customer in a coffee shop. “Not my fault”, explained the server, “it was ground a few minutes ago.”
21. A bad cup of coffee can be considered grounds for divorce.
22. Does the coffee shop have grounds to be operating in the black?
23. I was reading a book about the origin of cappuccino but it was all froth and no substance.
24. This news is hot off the French presses!
25. What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated.
26. What do gossiping coffee pots do? Spill the beans.
27. What’s it called when you steal someone’s cuppa joe? Mugging.
28. What do you call a couple of coffee bullies? Mean beans.
29. What do you call a hard-working coffee pot? A grinder.
30. What do gossiping pots do? Spill the coffee beans.
31. Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
32. What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.
33. Why was the java bean so worried? Because it said it had a latte problems at home.
34. What’s the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.
35. What did the coffees say before their night out? Let’s stir up some trouble!
36. Where do birds go for a cup of joe? To the NESTcafe.
37. Why did the coffee call the police? Because it was mugged.
38. How do you make beef jerky? Give it a cup of joe.
39. What kind of coffee likes to race? Instant from an espresso machine.
40. Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
41. Why don’t snakes drink Java? Because it makes them viperactive.
42. What’s Fat, Slimy, and Drinks a lot of coffee? Java the Hut.
43. Other types of coffee jokes are fun too – they don’t have to be in a question and answer format to be funny or clever!
44. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee? It made him too jumpy.
45. Why did it take the bean so long to do its homework? Because it was procaffeinating.
46. Why do coffee and mugs go together so well? Because they are a perfect blend for your morning coffee.
47. I didn’t choose the mug life; the mug life chose me.
48. Does the cafe shop have grounds to be operating in the black?
49. How are beans like kids? They’re always getting grounded.
50. How does an IT guy drink coffee? He installs Java.
51. She drank so much coffee at work she considered it part of her daily grind.
52. I do some of my best thinking about coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.

Coffee Pun Names

1. Al Cappuccino
2. Ariana Grande
3. Bean Affleck
4. Bean-yonce
5. Brew Carey
6. Brew Brees
7. Chris-bean-a Aguilera
8. Java the hut
9. Lady Java
10. Michael Muglas
11. Paul Brewman
12. Scarlett Cup of Johanssen
13. Shawn Blend-es
14. Al Dunkaccino (Al Pacino)
15. Bean Dunkin Affleck
16. Bean Gates
17. Brew No Sugar Carey
18. Cup of Joe Biden
19. Elon Doppio Musk-chiato
20. Lady Brew Java
21. Michael Cool Beans Muglas

Funny Coffee Puns

1. To bean or not to bean?
2. What have you bean up to?
3. Cold brew help me with this?
4. Hands up! You’re under a-roast.
5. What are my favorite colors? Red, white, and brew!
6. Are you sick? Yes, I’ve been coffee and sneezing.
7. I’m quiet, but after a cup of coffee, I can espresso my feelings.
8. Bean Affleck was amazing in Dazed and Coffee-Infused.
9. That’s (coffee) grounds for dismissal.
10. That’s a tall order.
11. Everything I brew, I brew for you.
12. Better latte than never.
13. I’ll do it by whatever beans necessary.
14. Don’t throw away your espresso shot!
15. Sip happens.
16. Who’s your favorite actor? Al Cappuccino.
17. Who’s the best character in Les Miserables? Inspector Java!
18. Quit your mugging and have a cup of joe!
19. What do you call a baby cow? Decaf.
20. There’s trouble brewing…
21. You’re cruising for a brew-sing!
22. Brew you java plan?

Coffee Shop Name Puns

1. Central Perk (yes, like in Friends)
2. Ground Up Cafe
3. Beany Business
4. Love You a Latte
5. Deja Brew
6. Latte Da
7. Solid Ground Cafe
8. Sweet Bloom Coffee Roasters
9. The Family Bean
10. Bean There, Drank That
11. Brew HaHa!

Iced Coffee Puns Are Always Cool

1. Is your favorite coffee drink as cool and smooth as your wit? Then you’re going to love these iced coffee puns.
2. How do you grind beans for iced coffee? A brrrr grinder.
3. I really wanted ice cream in my coffee today, but Affogato ask for it.
4. It took 20 minutes to get my iced coffee, but better latte than never.

Barista Puns and Cafe Puns

1. What’s a barista’s favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind!
2. What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
3. Why did the cafe close early for the day? A storm was brewing.
4. What do baristas say to their least favorite customers? You mocha me crazy!
5. What did the Starbucks employee say when the police called to say a robber was at large? You mean, “At Venti?”
6. What did the new barista say about her job? Working here has lots of perks.
7. What did the barista say to the overly excited coffee beans? Kettle down everyone.
8. My local barista can be really rude sometimes; he doesn’t have a filter.

Coffee Puns on Reddit

1. The barista took forever to get me my mocha because she had a latte on her mind.
2. Hey, babe! What’s brewing?
3. Energy = milk * coffee²
4. I had a short alpacchino.
5. I’ve been looking for work in several cafes, but I just can’t get a Java.
6. My friend the barista was hiding something from me, so I told him to spill the beans.
7. If you’ve got a big test coming up, you’d better bring your thinking cappuccino.
8. My girlfriend always asks me to pour some sugar on her, but I prefer cream.
9. What does Arnold say after a long day of acting? Get to da cuppa!