Coffee Puns About Love and Romance
- You’re brew-ti-ful.
- You’re steaming hot!
- Sending you a whole latte love.
- It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.
- We’re the perfect blend.
- Where have you bean all my life?
- I like you a latte.
- I’ve bean thinking of you a Latte.
- We are cool beans.
- Where you bean all my life?
- What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff!
- What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? We’re meant to bean together!
- Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.
- I’ve bean thinking of you a latte!
- What did the two coffee lovers say when they got together? We’re meant to bean.
- I made a pot of coffee espresso-ly for you.
- What did the wife say when her husband drank her coffee? This is grounds for divorce!
- What happened when the wife drank her husband’s coffee? The relationship came to a bitter end.
- I’m so frappe to know you.
- Sending you a whole latte love!
- The two coffee lovers got together and made a happy cup-ple.
Coffee Puns on Emotions and Expressions

- Thanks a latte for me being my friend
- You mocha me very happy.
- You warm my heart.
- Bottomless thanks!
- Avoid discussing coffee in a sensitive company. It can make for a heated and strong debate.
- I made a pot of coffee, espresso-ly for you.
- I am frappé if I am with you.
- I am mug-nificient.
- Sorry, I’m latte.
- What’s up, brew?
- Frappe birthday to brew.
- Thanks a latte for me being my friend.
- I can’t fully espresso my excitement.
- I can’t fully espresso my excitement!
- How is divorce like an espresso? It’s expensive and bitter.
- Italians are so good at making coffee because they naturally like to espresso themselves.
- What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
- Thanks a latte for being my friend.
- Why was the latte so upset? Because a customer told the barista it was bitter.
- Why didn’t the espresso talk to the herbal drinks? They weren’t his cup of tea.
Coffee Puns About Music
- What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song? Hit Me With your Best Shot!
- What’s its favorite Bob Marley song? Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.
- What’s the best Beatles’ song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be!
- What do coffee and Eric Clapton have in common? Both are no good without cream!
- “Excuse me while I kiss the chai.” – This Jimi Hendrix song is often misheard as “excuse me while I kiss this guy” – but what if it was about coffee instead?
- “Wake me up before you cocoa!”
- AC/Decaf
- Fleetwood Macchiato
- Rage Against the Espresso Machine
- The Smashing Pumpkin Spice Lattes
- The Red Hot Coffee Peppers
- I wanna lay you down on the bed of roast-ses.
- You treat me like a roast.
- I love brew. I honestly love brew.
- You mocha me espresso.
- Why you gotta be so brewed.
- It’s the love shot.
- Excuse me while I kiss the chai.
- Wake me up before you cocoa!
- Watch me cream. Watch me nae nae.
- My coffee amour, milky little cup that I adore.
TV Show and Movie Coffee Puns
- The X-Filters
- Pretty Little Lattes
- Twin Perks
- Coffee, the Vampire Slayer
- That Thing You Brew!
- The Polar Espresso
- He’s Just Not That Into Brew
- The Burr Grinder Swindler (The Tindler Swindler)
- That Thing You Brew
- There’s Something about Mocha
- Justice League: The New Doppio
- Friday Night Lattes
- Coffee, the Vampire Slayer (This is our favorite!)
- Cup-tain America: Civil War
Literary Coffee Puns

- For Whom the Bean Tolls
- David Coffeefield
- The Count of Macchiato
- The Lord of the Beans
- The Brothers Caramel Mocha
- Brave Brew World
- Moby Drip
Historical Coffee Puns
- How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
- How does Moses make coffee? He-brews it.
Jokes About Drinking Coffee

- What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you’ve been there before? Déja-brew.
- What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don’t know, but that’s certainly grounds for divorce!
- What’s a coffee’s favorite spell? Espresso Patronum!
- How do cups greet each other? With mugs and kisses.
- What is a bean’s favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving? Roast.
- What did the barista say to the sad coffee mug? Don’t worry, be frappe.
- What do you call two coffee mugs sitting next together? A happy cup-ple.
- Why was everyone getting sick at the coffee shop? Because there was a lot of coffeeing going on.
- Why did the two pots get in trouble at school? Because they were brewing up trouble.
- Why didn’t the espresso ever talk to the herbal drinks? Because it said they weren’t his cup of tea.
- Why did the coffeeshop close for the day? Because a storm was brewing.
- What did the girl say when her coffee arrived at her table cold? Cool beans!
- She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
- The worst type of criminal is he who mugs other people’s coffee.
- The man next to her on the train spilled coffee all over her shirt. She responded by showing him dis-stain.
- She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a shot.
- She’ll get her daily cup of coffee through whatever beans necessary.
- The hipster burned his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
- You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What’s Sumatra with you?
- “This coffee tastes like mud!” exclaims a customer in a coffee shop. “Not my fault”, explained the server, “it was ground a few minutes ago.”
- A bad cup of coffee can be considered grounds for divorce.
- Does the coffee shop have grounds to be operating in the black?
- I was reading a book about the origin of cappuccino but it was all froth and no substance.
- This news is hot off the French presses!
- What do you call a cow who’s just given birth? De-calf-inated.
- What do gossiping coffee pots do? Spill the beans.
- What’s it called when you steal someone’s cuppa joe? Mugging.
- What do you call a couple of coffee bullies? Mean beans.
- What do you call a hard-working coffee pot? A grinder.
- What do gossiping pots do? Spill the coffee beans.
- Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
- What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.
- Why was the java bean so worried? Because it said it had a latte problems at home.
- What’s the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.
- What did the coffees say before their night out? Let’s stir up some trouble!
- Where do birds go for a cup of joe? To the NESTcafe.
- Why did the coffee call the police? Because it was mugged.
- How do you make beef jerky? Give it a cup of joe.
- What kind of coffee likes to race? Instant from an espresso machine.
- Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
- Why don’t snakes drink Java? Because it makes them viperactive.
- What’s Fat, Slimy, and Drinks a lot of coffee? Java the Hut.
- Other types of coffee jokes are fun too – they don’t have to be in a question and answer format to be funny or clever!
- Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee? It made him too jumpy.
- Why did it take the bean so long to do its homework? Because it was procaffeinating.
- Why do coffee and mugs go together so well? Because they are a perfect blend for your morning coffee.
- I didn’t choose the mug life; the mug life chose me.
- Does the cafe shop have grounds to be operating in the black?
- How are beans like kids? They’re always getting grounded.
- How does an IT guy drink coffee? He installs Java.
- She drank so much coffee at work she considered it part of her daily grind.
- I do some of my best thinking about coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.
Coffee Pun Names
- Al Cappuccino
- Ariana Grande
- Bean Affleck
- Bean-yonce
- Brew Carey
- Brew Brees
- Chris-bean-a Aguilera
- Java the hut
- Lady Java
- Michael Muglas
- Paul Brewman
- Scarlett Cup of Johanssen
- Shawn Blend-es
- Al Dunkaccino (Al Pacino)
- Bean Dunkin Affleck
- Bean Gates
- Brew No Sugar Carey
- Cup of Joe Biden
- Elon Doppio Musk-chiato
- Lady Brew Java
- Michael Cool Beans Muglas
Funny Coffee Puns

- To bean or not to bean?
- What have you bean up to?
- Cold brew help me with this?
- Hands up! You’re under a-roast.
- What are my favorite colors? Red, white, and brew!
- Are you sick? Yes, I’ve been coffee and sneezing.
- I’m quiet, but after a cup of coffee, I can espresso my feelings.
- Bean Affleck was amazing in Dazed and Coffee-Infused.
- That’s (coffee) grounds for dismissal.
- That’s a tall order.
- Everything I brew, I brew for you.
- Better latte than never.
- I’ll do it by whatever beans necessary.
- Don’t throw away your espresso shot!
- Sip happens.
- Who’s your favorite actor? Al Cappuccino.
- Who’s the best character in Les Miserables? Inspector Java!
- Quit your mugging and have a cup of joe!
- What do you call a baby cow? Decaf.
- There’s trouble brewing…
- You’re cruising for a brew-sing!
- Brew you java plan?
Coffee Shop Name Puns
- Central Perk (yes, like in Friends)
- Ground Up Cafe
- Beany Business
- Love You a Latte
- Deja Brew
- Latte Da
- Solid Ground Cafe
- Sweet Bloom Coffee Roasters
- The Family Bean
- Bean There, Drank That
- Brew HaHa!
Iced Coffee Puns Are Always Cool
- Is your favorite coffee drink as cool and smooth as your wit? Then you’re going to love these iced coffee puns.
- How do you grind beans for iced coffee? A brrrr grinder.
- I really wanted ice cream in my coffee today, but Affogato ask for it.
- It took 20 minutes to get my iced coffee, but better latte than never.
Barista Puns and Cafe Puns
- What’s a barista’s favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind!
- What’s a barista’s favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
- Why did the cafe close early for the day? A storm was brewing.
- What do baristas say to their least favorite customers? You mocha me crazy!
- What did the Starbucks employee say when the police called to say a robber was at large? You mean, “At Venti?”
- What did the new barista say about her job? Working here has lots of perks.
- What did the barista say to the overly excited coffee beans? Kettle down everyone.
- My local barista can be really rude sometimes; he doesn’t have a filter.
Coffee Puns on Reddit
- The barista took forever to get me my mocha because she had a latte on her mind.
- Hey, babe! What’s brewing?
- Energy = milk * coffee2
- I had a short alpacchino.
- I’ve been looking for work in several cafes, but I just can’t get a Java.
- My friend the barista was hiding something from me, so I told him to spill the beans.
- If you’ve got a big test coming up, you’d better bring your thinking cappuccino.
- My girlfriend always asks me to pour some sugar on her, but I prefer cream.
- What does Arnold say after a long day of acting? Get to da cuppa!