140+ Gnome Puns & Jokes

Gnome Related Puns From TV And Movies

1. If a gnome wanted to seek revenge on a trouble maker, where would he get his ideas from? Gnome Alone.
2. What soap opera do gnomes love? Aussie favorite Gnome and Away.
3. If gnomes want some ideas to revamp the garden they just watch Extreme Makeover: Gnome Edition.
4. Garden gnomes don’t always get on, just look at Gnomeo and Juliet.
5. Take a trip back to 1982 to find a gnomes favorite movie quote: E.T Phone Gnome!
6. It’s movie night, time to watch A League of Their Gnome.

Funny Gnome Puns

1. Did you hear a gnome’s favorite sport is baseball? They love to score gnome runs.
2. What do gnomes love to sing while gardening? Gnome Worry, Bee Happy.
3. Why are gnomes rubbish rappers? They have gnome rhyme and gnome reason?
4. Gnomes can be quite annoying when they’re indecisive, all they say is yes, gnome, maybe.
5. What do spiritual gnomes say when doing yoga? Gnom-aste.
6. If they all say they didn’t eat the sweets, then trust gnome one.
7. We learned about the Gno-man conquest in school today.
8. Gnomes love to show off because there’s “Gnome business like show business, gnome business like show.”
9. What do gnomes love to sing at Christmas? We’re driving gnome for Christmas.’
10. My parents always moan I’ve eaten them out of house and gnome.
11. If you have a mystery that needs to be solved, just go to Sherlock Gnomes.
12. If you see a grumpy gnome, chances are they are unhappy about the new rules. There’s gnome fishing allowed in the river.
13. Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet? The gnome page of course!
14. Gnomes love country music, their favorite lyric is “country roads take me gnome”.
15. I’ve just bought some more supplies, they had a great selection at gnome depot.

Short And Snappy Gnome Puns

1. This is a gnome away from gnome.
2. Oh gnome you didn’t.
3. Just hangin with my gnomies.
4. I’m gnome for the holidays.
5. Ahh gnome sweet gnome.
6. Blow your gnome trumpet, why not!
7. That’s gnome-sense.
8. He’s very funny, once you get to gnome him.
9. Excuse me, do I gnome you?
10. It’s a little gnome fact.
11. Good things come to gnomes who wait.
12. You don’t gno-me
13. There’s gnome body like you.
14. Go big or go gnome.
15. Gnome pun intended.
16. In my gnome words.
17. Choose your gnome adventure.
18. If only I’d gnome.
19. Do you gnome who I am?

Hilarious Gnome Puns Kids Will Love

1. What is the Gnome allegiance pledge? Gnome matter what, I’ll protect your garden!
2. Juliet’s burning question: Gnomeo, Gnomeo, wherefore art thou, Gnomeo?
3. What do you call a hollowed tree trunk in the backyard? A Gnome home
4. The gnome flunked his spelling test because he forgot it was Friday. If only he’d Gnome!
5. Why do Gnomes laugh when they play football? The grass tickles their armpits!
6. What do you call Spanish gnomes? Gnombres.
7. The gnome girl would have passed her test if only she’d Gnome more geography.!
8. What song does a Gnome beekeeper sing? Gnome worry, bee happy!
9. The best Gnome detective in the world is Sherlock Gnomes.
10. The gnome mommy said to her naughty son, “Oh, Gnome you didn’t!”
11. The grandma Gnome made a sweet Gnome Sweet Gnome picture.
12. The miniature golf coach told his players, “Go big or go Gnome.”
13. My favorite gnome-boy song is “Gnome, Gnome on the Range.”
14. Gnomes always do their hardware shopping at Gnome Depot.
15. Some of these jokes are just Gnome-sense.
16. Grandpa Gnombert says, “Good things come to gnomes who wait.”
17. The kids’ favorite movie is Gnome Alone.
18. Gnaomi wrote her autobiography in her Gnome words.
19. Gnome news is good news, said the broadcaster.
20. “I just want to go Gnome,” cried little Gnomette.
21. She’s Gnome-body’s fool, that wise woman.
22. It is said that Gnome man is an island.
23. In Latin, it is said that ‘All roads lead to Gnome.’
24. The Gnome-ad roamed the desert from oasis to oasis.
25. They started a Gnome Fund Me page to help the Gnome Matters Fund.
26. You look familiar. Do I Gnome you?
27. Gnome, Alaska gets very cold in winter. Extra hats are required.
28. See Gnome evil; hear Gnome evil is an age-old saying.
29. The Gnomes will sing until til the cows come Gnome
30. Chickens come Gnome to roost for evil-doers.
31. Gnome improvement is a favorite Gnome dad hobby.
32. Be independent and paddle your Gnome canoe.
33. Extreme Makeover, Gnome Edition is a popular TV show.
34. Grandparents sometimes live in a nursing Gnome.
35. Gnome insurance is important if you own your own Gnome.
36. The boss Red Hat is visiting from the Gnome office.
37. Coming back Gnome is always a good feeling.
38. In the far west is where the buffalo Gnome.
39. You can buy Gnome appliances in the big box store.
40. The baby gnome cried, “Don’t wanna go Gnome!”
41. Don’t leave Gnome without your hat!
42. Gnome Shopping Network sends red hats right to your door.
43. Sweet Gnome Alabama is a favorite song in Montgomery.
44. Freedom to Gnome is the right of every grown Gnome.
45. Gnomish kids love Choose your Gnome Adventure books.
46. In my Gnome words, I told my story to the class.
47. Make your Gnome kind of music, whether it’s Country or Rock.
48. Mind your Gnome business, she told the busybody.
49. First-time Gnome buyers are always excited about their purchase.
50. The Garden Gnome General showed his enemies Gnome mercy.

Gnome Jokes

1. What is a gnome’s favorite baseball movie? A league of their gnome. 
2. What do gnome cowboys sing? Gnome on the range.
3. Which Simpson character do gnomes love the most? Gnomer Simpson.
4. What do people chant at the gnome president’s rally? Go big or gnome home. 
5. What did the trumpet player say when he caught another using his instrument? Blow your gnome trumpet. 
6. Why do gnomes love singer Bobby McFerrin? Because he sang gnome worry, be happy. 
7. What’s the most common phrase used by teachers in a gnome school? It’s a little gnome fact. 
8. Why were the hun gnomes so ruthless? They showed their enemy gnome mercy. 
9. Who’s the most favorite gnome philosopher? Gnome Chompsky. 
10. Why do gnomes often like to go shopping? Because some of the stores offer gnome money down deals. 
11. Why were the gnomes ticketed by the park ranger? He warned then this is not a gnome-naked beach. 
12. What is a gnome’s favorite Shakespear play? Gnomeo and Juliet.
13. Why do gnomes love surfing on the internet? They get a thrill out of landing on the gnome pages. 
14. Why are so many gnomes successful? Good things come to gnomes who wait. 
15. What did the adult human say to his friend when he introduced him to his pal gnome? Say hello to my little friend. 
16. What do you call teenage gnomes who hang with their friends? Hanging with their gnomies.
17. What did the teacher say to the naughty gnome? Oh gnome you didn’t. 
18. When in gnomes, do as the gnomans do. 
19. What do you call a down-and-out gnome? Gnomeless. 
20. What do you call a football stadium for gnomes? The astro-gnome. 
21. What do you call a gnome who’s been burglarized? A gnome invasion. 
22. What do gnomes complain about their always hungry teenagers? You’re eating me out of a house and gnome. 
23. What is a popular television show for gnomes? Gnomer Pyle, USMC. 
24. What did the gnome say to the traffic cop who pulled him over? Do you gnome who I am? 
25. Why are gnomes great at acting? There is gnomes business like show business. 
26. Which summer camps are best chosen by gnomes? Those that let you choose your gnome adventure. 
27. What kind of homes do many gnomes live in? Geodisdic gnomes. 
28. Why are gnomes often indecisive? They can’t decide between yes, gnome, and maybe. 
29. Why are so many gnome’s poor musicians? Many of them have no rhyme or gnome reason. 
30. What did the witness say at the gnome trial? In my gnome words here’s what happened. 
31. How do many desperate gnomes raise funds? They start a gnome fund me campaign. 
32. Where do gnomes buy most of their appliances? At Gnome Depot. 
33. Why are there so few gnome airline pilots? They can’t meet the height requirements. 
34. What’s the number one rated movie for gnomes? Gnome Alone. 
35. Who is a gnome’s favorite detective? Sherlock Gnomes. 
36. What is the favorite ride for gnomes at Disneyland? It’s a small, small world. 
37. Where are many of the elderly gnomes housed? A nursing gnome. 
38. Why do gnomes often go to banks? To take out a gnome equity loan.
39. What line in an alien movie do gnomes love the most? “ET phone gnome.” 
40. Why are gnomes such good baseball players? Because they hit a lot of gnome runs. 
41. What did the gnomes best friend say when people complained about his friend? He’s great once you get to gnome him. 
42. Why do the police often ignore the testimony of gnomes? They don’t trust gnome one. 
43. What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children? Wait till your father gets gnome. 
44. What did the father say to his gnome son when he began to cry? Big gnomes don’t cry. 
45. How do gnomes greet one another at their yoga class? They bow and say gnome-astay. 
46. Why do college student gnomes love Christmas? They get to gnome for the holidays. 
47. How do gnomes often express regret? By saying I wish I’d gnome along. 
48. What’s the number one song on the gnome’s country-western chart? Country roads take me gnome. 
49. Why are there so few famous gnome playwrights? Many of them are ungnome. 
50. What are gnome’s favorite historical societies? The Gno-man empire. 
51. Why don’t gnomes like to live alone? Because gnome man is an island. 
52. Why are so many gnomes happy regardless of today’s news? Gnome news is good news.