Funny Fall Puns
- Fall is a-maize-ing.
- After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
- Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.
- I’m acorn-y person.
- Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!\
- Hay there!
- Don’t even chai.
- Donut know what I ever did without my PSL.
- Orange you glad it’s fall?
- Trick or treat yo’ self.
- Resting witch face
- Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
- I like you a latte.
- You autumn know…
- What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
- Hay girl, hay!
- Fall-elujah
- Blessed and pumpkin spice obsessed!
- Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
- It feels like scarecrows are stalking us.
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice
- You’re nuttier than a fruitcake!
- Pumpkin spice up your life!
- You truly a-maize me!
- Witches get stitches.
- 26.New pinecone, who dis?
- Witchy-washy
- This maze is going to be a piece of spice cake.
- I’m falling for you.
- You really autumn know…
- FALLing in love with autumn.
- Pride comes before the fall.
- I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days.
- My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.
- Summer is better than autumn? That’s a fallacy.
- You’re the apple of my eye.
- May the forest be with you.
- Spice, spice, baby.
- Bautumns up!
- Do you have anything to fall back on?
- Fall is amaizing.
- Spicetacular!
- Gourd of the Rings.
- Don’t even chai.
- And then they lived apple-y ever after.
- Life is gourd.
- Orange you glad it’s autumn?
- Hello, gourd-geous.
- Fall down once, stand up twice.
- Am I oakay? Of course, I’m pine.
- I only have pies for you.
- Don’t sweat the fall stuff
- I’m so corn-fused.
- Let’s just fall it a day.
- Bet your Autumn dollar, it’s my favorite season!
- You’re the candy apple of my eye.
- Summer’s over; it’s time to chill.
- You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
- All things being equinox …
- Mum’s the word!
- Don’t be acorn-y.
- You’re looking gourd-geous.
- I have a har-vested interest in the football game.
- You’d better crop around.
- I’m feeling the kale of the wild.
- Maize I have another serving?
- Mother maize I?
- Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
- Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
- It’s time to turn-ip over another leaf.
Fall Jokes

- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
- What is the cutest season of the year? Awwwtumn.
- What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.
- What does one leaf say when he is angry? Leaf me alone!
- What does autumn do when winter comes? Autumn leaves.
Pumpkin Puns
- Gourd of the Rings
- Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern
- Hey pumpkin, you’re looking boo-tiful.
- Go big or gourd home.
- Have a gourd time!
- With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.
- Squash goals
- Carving out some time for fun
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
- Hello, gourdgeous.
- Looking for puns? I’m a pun-king.
- Smashing pumpkins
- Easy as pumpkin pie
- Oh my gourd!
- You’re my lil’ chunk of pumpkin!
- Snack-o-lantern
- Pumpkin spice and chill
- Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- Let’s get lit.
- You’re the pick of the patch.
- I love pumpkin spice a latte.
- I’m a pun-king.
- Carve out the good times!
- Smashing pumpkins.
- Squash goals.
- Wow, you’re jacked.
- Dear gourd!
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- Pumpkin pi.
- Happy hollow-ween.
- Piece (of pie) out.
- More pumpkin treats, please.
- Pumpkin spice and chill.
- I spy with my little pie.
- I’m ahead of the carve.
- Pie beg to differ!
Leaf Puns

- Oh autumn, please don’t ever leaf me again.
- Don’t stop be-leafing
- Don’t leaf me hanging
- What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
- You don’t like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
- You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
- We’ll make you a be-leaf-er!
- I can’t be-leaf it!
- Seeing is be-leaf-ing!
- I would never leaf you.
- Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
- Don’t leaf me!
- This weather is un-be-leafable.
- Leaf me alone.
- Don’t stop be-leafing.
- Be-leaf in yourself.
- I’m turning over a new leaf this fall.
- Make like a tree and leaf.
- If money grew on trees, we’d be raking it in.
- Don’t leaf me hanging.
- If you don’t like sappy puns, you better leaf right now.
- Orange you happy it’s fall
- Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine.
- FALLing in love.
- This fall color is un-be-leaf-able!
- Don’t go changing colors to try and please me.
- Don’t stop be-leafing!
- Orange you ready to leaf yet?
- Don’t leaf without me!
- Please don’t leaf me behind.
- I be-leaf in you!
- I can’t be-leaf my eyes.
- Some people are just un-belief-able.
- You can breathe a sigh of re-leaf.
- Fall leaf-ts my mood.
- I’m expecting a de-leaf-ery.
- I’m falling in leaf with you.
- Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
- Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
- Autumn leaves summer in the dust.
Corny but Funny Fall Pun Jokes

- What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
- What did the corncob say to the choking diner? Looks like you bit off more than you corn chew.
- What did the customer say at the farmer’s market? That’s quite a load of crop you’ve got there.
- Why couldn’t the homeowners finish their yard work? They had too many rakes and pains.
- What do you call a chronically unemployed pumpkin? A bumpkin.
- Why isn’t your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
- What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
- What do you call the harvest festival winner? Pumpkin-g of the chill!
- What band do autumn vandals listen to? The Smashing Pumpkins.
- What are you studying in math class? Apple pi.
- How did the tree explain its behavior? It said, “I’m getting ready to turn over a new leaf.”
Punny Halloween Jokes and One-Liners

- What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
- What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I’m hollow inside.
- What did the sad ghost say to its friends? I’ve got a case of the boos.
- How did mama ghost teach baby ghost good manners? She said, “Don’t spook unless you are spook-en to.”
- What do you call the costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
- Who threw the best Halloween party this year? The ghost-ess with the most-est!
- How do you tell a vampire to have a good time? Make it fang-tastic!
- What is a ghost’s favorite fruit flavor? Boo-berry!
- What comes around ghosts around.
- That story has a scary-tale ending!
- May I speak to de-mon of the house?
Punny Thanksgiving Jokes and One-Liners
- My cornu-cup-ia runneth over.
- I’m not sure I can cornu-cop-ia with a big family gathering this year.
- Do you have thyme for the stuffing?
- What’s the main course? Oh, it’s fowl.
- How do you like your apple pie? Any way you spice it.
- What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I’m still stuffed.
- What’s the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
- Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam.
- What did the irritated Thanksgiving host say when the guests finally left? Good pie and good cluck.
- What did the pie crust say to the turkey? I crusted you!