186+ Fall Puns & Jokes

Funny Fall Puns

  1. Fall is a-maize-ing.
  2. After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
  3. Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.
  4. I’m acorn-y person.
  5. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!\
  6. Hay there!
  7. Don’t even chai.
  8. Donut know what I ever did without my PSL.
  9. Orange you glad it’s fall?
  10. Trick or treat yo’ self.
  11. Resting witch face
  12. Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
  13. I like you a latte.
  14. You autumn know…
  15. What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
  16. Hay girl, hay!
  17. Fall-elujah
  18. Blessed and pumpkin spice obsessed!
  19. Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
  20. It feels like scarecrows are stalking us.
  21. Pumpkin spice and everything nice
  22. You’re nuttier than a fruitcake!
  23. Pumpkin spice up your life!
  24. You truly a-maize me!
  25. Witches get stitches.
  26. 26.New pinecone, who dis?
  27. Witchy-washy
  28. This maze is going to be a piece of spice cake.
  29. I’m falling for you.
  30. You really autumn know…
  31. FALLing in love with autumn.
  32. Pride comes before the fall.
  33. I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days.
  34. My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.
  35. Summer is better than autumn? That’s a fallacy.
  36. You’re the apple of my eye.
  37. May the forest be with you.
  38. Spice, spice, baby.
  39. Bautumns up!
  40. Do you have anything to fall back on?
  41. Fall is amaizing.
  42. Spicetacular!
  43. Gourd of the Rings.
  44. Don’t even chai.
  45. And then they lived apple-y ever after.
  46. Life is gourd.
  47. Orange you glad it’s autumn?
  48. Hello, gourd-geous.
  49. Fall down once, stand up twice.
  50. Am I oakay? Of course, I’m pine.
  51. I only have pies for you.
  52. Don’t sweat the fall stuff
  53. I’m so corn-fused.
  54. Let’s just fall it a day.
  55. Bet your Autumn dollar, it’s my favorite season!
  56. You’re the candy apple of my eye.
  57. Summer’s over; it’s time to chill.
  58. You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
  59. All things being equinox …
  60. Mum’s the word!
  61. Don’t be acorn-y.
  62. You’re looking gourd-geous.
  63. I have a har-vested interest in the football game.
  64. You’d better crop around.
  65. I’m feeling the kale of the wild.
  66. Maize I have another serving?
  67. Mother maize I?
  68. Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
  69. Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
  70. It’s time to turn-ip over another leaf.
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Fall Jokes

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  1. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
  2. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
  3. What is the cutest season of the year? Awwwtumn.
  4. What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.
  5. What does one leaf say when he is angry? Leaf me alone!
  6. What does autumn do when winter comes? Autumn leaves.

Pumpkin Puns

  1. Gourd of the Rings
  2. Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern
  3. Hey pumpkin, you’re looking boo-tiful.
  4. Go big or gourd home.
  5. Have a gourd time!
  6. With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.
  7. Squash goals
  8. Carving out some time for fun
  9. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
  10. Hello, gourdgeous.
  11. Looking for puns? I’m a pun-king.
  12. Smashing pumpkins
  13. Easy as pumpkin pie
  14. Oh my gourd!
  15. You’re my lil’ chunk of pumpkin!
  16. Snack-o-lantern
  17. Pumpkin spice and chill
  18. Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
  19. Let’s get lit.
  20. You’re the pick of the patch.
  21. I love pumpkin spice a latte.
  22. I’m a pun-king.
  23. Carve out the good times!
  24. Smashing pumpkins.
  25. Squash goals.
  26. Wow, you’re jacked.
  27. Dear gourd!
  28. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
  29. Pumpkin pi.
  30. Happy hollow-ween.
  31. Piece (of pie) out.
  32. More pumpkin treats, please.
  33. Pumpkin spice and chill.
  34. I spy with my little pie.
  35. I’m ahead of the carve.
  36. Pie beg to differ!

Leaf Puns

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  1. Oh autumn, please don’t ever leaf me again.
  2. Don’t stop be-leafing
  3. Don’t leaf me hanging
  4. What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
  5. You don’t like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
  6. You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
  7. We’ll make you a be-leaf-er!
  8. I can’t be-leaf it!
  9. Seeing is be-leaf-ing!
  10. I would never leaf you.
  11. Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
  12. Don’t leaf me!
  13. This weather is un-be-leafable.
  14. Leaf me alone.
  15. Don’t stop be-leafing.
  16. Be-leaf in yourself.
  17. I’m turning over a new leaf this fall.
  18. Make like a tree and leaf.
  19. If money grew on trees, we’d be raking it in.
  20. Don’t leaf me hanging.
  21. If you don’t like sappy puns, you better leaf right now.
  22. Orange you happy it’s fall
  23. Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine.
  24. FALLing in love.
  25. This fall color is un-be-leaf-able!
  26. Don’t go changing colors to try and please me.
  27. Don’t stop be-leafing!
  28. Orange you ready to leaf yet?
  29. Don’t leaf without me!
  30. Please don’t leaf me behind.
  31. I be-leaf in you!
  32. I can’t be-leaf my eyes.
  33. Some people are just un-belief-able.
  34. You can breathe a sigh of re-leaf.
  35. Fall leaf-ts my mood.
  36. I’m expecting a de-leaf-ery.
  37. I’m falling in leaf with you.
  38. Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
  39. Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
  40. Autumn leaves summer in the dust.
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Corny but Funny Fall Pun Jokes

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  1. What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
  2. What did the corncob say to the choking diner? Looks like you bit off more than you corn chew.
  3. What did the customer say at the farmer’s market? That’s quite a load of crop you’ve got there.
  4. Why couldn’t the homeowners finish their yard work? They had too many rakes and pains.
  5. What do you call a chronically unemployed pumpkin? A bumpkin.
  6. Why isn’t your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
  7. What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
  8. What do you call the harvest festival winner? Pumpkin-g of the chill!
  9. What band do autumn vandals listen to? The Smashing Pumpkins.
  10. What are you studying in math class? Apple pi.
  11. How did the tree explain its behavior? It said, “I’m getting ready to turn over a new leaf.”

Punny Halloween Jokes and One-Liners

186 fall puns jokes
  1. What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
  2. What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I’m hollow inside.
  3. What did the sad ghost say to its friends? I’ve got a case of the boos.
  4. How did mama ghost teach baby ghost good manners? She said, “Don’t spook unless you are spook-en to.”
  5. What do you call the costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
  6. Who threw the best Halloween party this year? The ghost-ess with the most-est!
  7. How do you tell a vampire to have a good time? Make it fang-tastic!
  8. What is a ghost’s favorite fruit flavor? Boo-berry!
  9. What comes around ghosts around.
  10. That story has a scary-tale ending!
  11. May I speak to de-mon of the house?
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Punny Thanksgiving Jokes and One-Liners

  1. My cornu-cup-ia runneth over.
  2. I’m not sure I can cornu-cop-ia with a big family gathering this year.
  3. Do you have thyme for the stuffing?
  4. What’s the main course? Oh, it’s fowl.
  5. How do you like your apple pie? Any way you spice it.
  6. What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I’m still stuffed.
  7. What’s the best way to avoid eating too many Thanksgiving leftovers? Quit cold turkey.
  8. Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam and that’s all that I yam.
  9. What did the irritated Thanksgiving host say when the guests finally left? Good pie and good cluck.
  10. What did the pie crust say to the turkey? I crusted you!