105+ Owl Puns & Jokes

Owl Puns

1. You’re a bit of a know-it-owl.
2. He does a lot of things, he’s a jack of owl trades.
3. The shop was mobbed, it was a real free-for-owl.
4. Keep talking, I’m owl ears.
5. Owl of a sudden the barn owl appeared from nowhere.
6. Hoot have thought it would be this easy?
7. I’m talon you, it wasn’t me!
8. Look hoo’s talking!
9. Owl always love you.

Owl One-Liners

1. Have you heard about the owl party? It was a real hoot.
2. Did you hear about the birds shopping on Black Friday? It was a real free for owl.
3. Two owls sat on a perch. One said to the other, “does this smell fishy to you?”.
4. There are two owls playing pool when one misses the shot. The other owl says “two hits”, the first owl says “two hits to who?”.
5. This spell check is rubbish! I thought a TV programme featured a superb owl, turned out it was an American Football game.

Knock-Knock Jokes

• Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Baby owl.

Baby owl who?

Baby owl see you later, maybe I won’t!

• Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Owls.

Owls, who?

Yes, they do!

• Knock knock

Who’s there

Pigs

Pigs who? No owls hoo, pigs oink!

Question And Answer Jokes

1. What is an owl’s dream occupation? A flight attendant.
2. Why don’t owls study for tests? They’d rather wing it.
3. When does a owl say ‘moo’? When it’s learning a new language!
4. Why did the owl invite a bunch of his friends over? Because he didn’t want to be owl by himself.
5. What did the barn owl serve at its parties? Mush ‘Shrew’ ms, ‘Vole’ au vents and ‘Mice’ cream!
6. What is more amazing than a talking owl?  A spelling bee!
7. What do you call an owl that has a sore throat? A bird who doesn’t give a hoot!
8. What do you get if you cross a cat and an owl? Meowls
9. Why do boy owl babies take after their dad? Like feather, like son.
10. Where is an owl’s favourite honeymoon destination? It’s a love nest.
11. What did the accused owl say to the judge in court? I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
12. What do you call an owl that can do magic tricks? Hoodini.
13. Why shouldn’t you tell owls your secrets? Because they are always talon everyone.
14. Why did the owl, owl? Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!
15. What do you call a baby owl that’s been swimming? A moist-owlette.
16. How can you tell that owls are cleverer than chickens? Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl?
17. What do you get if you cross an oyster and an owl? Pearls of wisdom!
18. What did the owl’s valentine card say? You’re hootiful.
19. What’s a baby owl’s favourite game? Beakaboo.
20. What do you call an owl with carrots in its ears? Anything  – it can’t hear you!
21. What’s a bird’s favourite Beatles song? Owl you need is love.
22. What did the owl say to its prey? “It was mice to meet you.”
23. What did the long-eared owl say? “I’m owl ears.” 
24. What does the owl say when he answers the phone? “Hoo’s this?”
25. What did the cocky owl say? “I don’t need to study for the exam, owl wing it!”
26. What did the tattletale say? ”I’m talon on you!”
27. What did the winning owl say to the loser? “Better luck nest time!”
28. What did the baby owl say to their mother? “Chick me out, I’m having a hoot!”
29. What did the owl say to his nosey neighbour? “Keep your beak out!”
30. What did the owl say to his wife? “You’re so hootiful to me.”
31. What does the owl say to put off making a decision? “Owl let you know later.”
32. What does the owl say to the hypocrite? “Look hoo’s talking!”
33. What did the mother say to her chick? “Beak-a-boo!”
34. What does the owl say to the hunted mouse? “You better prey!”
35. What did the bird newsagent yell? “Read owl about it!”

Owl List Some Favourite Things 

1. What’s an owl’s least favourite subject? Owlgebra. 
2. What’s an owl’s favourite song? Owl by Myself. 
3. What’s an owl’s favourite clothing? A c-owl neck sweater. 
4. What’s an owl couple’s favourite habitat? A love nest. 
5. What’s an owl’s favourite TV show judge? Simon C-owl. 
6. What’s an owl’s favourite film and catchphrase? The Verminator – Owl be back.
7. What’s an owl’s favourite sports position? On the wing. 
8. What’s an owl’s favourite country to visit? Owlgeria.
9. What’s an owl’s favourite mystery? A hoodunnit. 
10. What’s an owl’s favourite flower? A daffowldil.
11. Who’s the poor owl’s hero? Robin Hoot.
12. Who’s an owl’s favourite stunt performer? Harry Hoodini.
13. What’s an owl’s dream job? Geowlogist.
14. What’s an owl’s favourite gemstone? Owlite.

Terrib-owl Puns

1. What’s a defender of the bird realm called? A knight owl.
2. You’re hooting up the wrong tree! 
3. Hoot have guessed?
4. The nerdy owl is a know-it-owl.
5. Like feather like son. 
6. Have you checked the feather forecast?
7. You see that owl there? She’s adorab-owl.
8. A group of Russian owls is called an Owligarchy.
9. What’s an unstealthy owl called? A spotted owl.
10. What’s an owl’s political leaning? Left wing.
11. Owls can’t breed when it’s raining, it’s too wet to woo.
12. Owl’s well that ends well.

Chick Out These Owl Jokes!

1. What do you call an owl that transforms things through magic? An owlchemist.
2. What did the bird do when he gave up? He threw in the t-owl.
3. What does a well-educated owl say? Whooom.
4. The owl heard people talking about him, but he was too cool to give a hoot.
5. Where’s the chick’s favourite place to play? In the neighbourhoot.
6. What would the bird world be like without rules? A free-for-owl.
7. An owl went to visit his relative in hospital, she was on the cardiowlogy wing.
8. What did the angry owl do? He flipped the bird.
9. Why didn’t the owl get on with Tinder? He was too much of a twit to woo. 
10. Where do owls live? In the Houses of Parliament.
11. Why did the owl have to go to rehab? Because he was an owlcaholic. 
12. Why was the owl sent off the football pitch? He fowled his opponent.
13. Why aren’t there any owls in supermarkets? Because they fly off the shelves!
14. What’s one of the most controversial books ever written? Owlita.
15. I hope you enjoyed these tweet-worthy puns! Owl be back soon with more silly jokes!

More Owl Puns

1. Did you hear about the owl party? It was a hoot.
2. Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday? It was a free for owl.
3. Why doesn’t an owl study for a test? They prefer to wing it.
4. Why did the owl join Tinder? He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
5. What do you call a smartass bird of prey? A know it owl.
6. Where do owls go on their honeymoon? Their love nest.
7. Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss? I won’t tell you hoo.
8. Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets? They’re always talon everyone.
9. What did the owl booty text his girlfriend? I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
10. Why do owls make such bad baseball players? Their hits are always fowl.
11. What did the owl’s valentine say? You are hootiful.
12. What kind of gang violence is common among owls? A drive by hooting.
13. Why are owls so good at math? They excel at owlgebra.
14. Why do owls always by mystery novels? They love hoo-dunits.
15. Why do owls shower so often? So they don’t smell fowl.
16. Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort? It was for owl seasons.