- You’re a bit of a know-it-owl.
- He does a lot of things, he’s a jack of owl trades.
- The shop was mobbed, it was a real free-for-owl.
- Keep talking, I’m owl ears.
- Owl of a sudden the barn owl appeared from nowhere.
- Hoot have thought it would be this easy?
- I’m talon you, it wasn’t me!
- Look hoo’s talking!
- Owl always love you.
- Have you heard about the owl party? It was a real hoot.
- Did you hear about the birds shopping on Black Friday? It was a real free for owl.
- Two owls sat on a perch. One said to the other, “does this smell fishy to you?”.
- There are two owls playing pool when one misses the shot. The other owl says “two hits”, the first owl says “two hits to who?”.
- This spell check is rubbish! I thought a TV programme featured a superb owl, turned out it was an American Football game.
- Knock, Knock!
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later, maybe I won’t!
- Knock, knock.
Yes, they do!
- Knock knock
Pigs who? No owls hoo, pigs oink!
Question And Answer Jokes
- What is an owl’s dream occupation? A flight attendant.
- Why don’t owls study for tests? They’d rather wing it.
- When does a owl say ‘moo’? When it’s learning a new language!
- Why did the owl invite a bunch of his friends over? Because he didn’t want to be owl by himself.
- What did the barn owl serve at its parties? Mush ‘Shrew’ ms, ‘Vole’ au vents and ‘Mice’ cream!
- What is more amazing than a talking owl? A spelling bee!
- What do you call an owl that has a sore throat? A bird who doesn’t give a hoot!
- What do you get if you cross a cat and an owl? Meowls
- Why do boy owl babies take after their dad? Like feather, like son.
- Where is an owl’s favourite honeymoon destination? It’s a love nest.
- What did the accused owl say to the judge in court? I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
- What do you call an owl that can do magic tricks? Hoodini.
- Why shouldn’t you tell owls your secrets? Because they are always talon everyone.
- Why did the owl, owl? Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!
- What do you call a baby owl that’s been swimming? A moist-owlette.
- How can you tell that owls are cleverer than chickens? Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl?
- What do you get if you cross an oyster and an owl? Pearls of wisdom!
- What did the owl’s valentine card say? You’re hootiful.
- What’s a baby owl’s favourite game? Beakaboo.
- What do you call an owl with carrots in its ears? Anything – it can’t hear you!
- What’s a bird’s favourite Beatles song? Owl you need is love.
- What did the owl say to its prey? “It was mice to meet you.”
- What did the long-eared owl say? “I’m owl ears.”
- What does the owl say when he answers the phone? “Hoo’s this?”
- What did the cocky owl say? “I don’t need to study for the exam, owl wing it!”
- What did the tattletale say? ”I’m talon on you!”
- What did the winning owl say to the loser? “Better luck nest time!”
- What did the baby owl say to their mother? “Chick me out, I’m having a hoot!”
- What did the owl say to his nosey neighbour? “Keep your beak out!”
- What did the owl say to his wife? “You’re so hootiful to me.”
- What does the owl say to put off making a decision? “Owl let you know later.”
- What does the owl say to the hypocrite? “Look hoo’s talking!”
- What did the mother say to her chick? “Beak-a-boo!”
- What does the owl say to the hunted mouse? “You better prey!”
- What did the bird newsagent yell? “Read owl about it!”
Owl List Some Favourite Things
- What’s an owl’s least favourite subject? Owlgebra.
- What’s an owl’s favourite song? Owl by Myself.
- What’s an owl’s favourite clothing? A c-owl neck sweater.
- What’s an owl couple’s favourite habitat? A love nest.
- What’s an owl’s favourite TV show judge? Simon C-owl.
- What’s an owl’s favourite film and catchphrase? The Verminator – Owl be back.
- What’s an owl’s favourite sports position? On the wing.
- What’s an owl’s favourite country to visit? Owlgeria.
- What’s an owl’s favourite mystery? A hoodunnit.
- What’s an owl’s favourite flower? A daffowldil.
- Who’s the poor owl’s hero? Robin Hoot.
- Who’s an owl’s favourite stunt performer? Harry Hoodini.
- What’s an owl’s dream job? Geowlogist.
- What’s an owl’s favourite gemstone? Owlite.
- What’s a defender of the bird realm called? A knight owl.
- You’re hooting up the wrong tree!
- Hoot have guessed?
- The nerdy owl is a know-it-owl.
- Like feather like son.
- Have you checked the feather forecast?
- You see that owl there? She’s adorab-owl.
- A group of Russian owls is called an Owligarchy.
- What’s an unstealthy owl called? A spotted owl.
- What’s an owl’s political leaning? Left wing.
- Owls can’t breed when it’s raining, it’s too wet to woo.
- Owl’s well that ends well.
Chick Out These Owl Jokes!
- What do you call an owl that transforms things through magic? An owlchemist.
- What did the bird do when he gave up? He threw in the t-owl.
- What does a well-educated owl say? Whooom.
- The owl heard people talking about him, but he was too cool to give a hoot.
- Where’s the chick’s favourite place to play? In the neighbourhoot.
- What would the bird world be like without rules? A free-for-owl.
- An owl went to visit his relative in hospital, she was on the cardiowlogy wing.
- What did the angry owl do? He flipped the bird.
- Why didn’t the owl get on with Tinder? He was too much of a twit to woo.
- Where do owls live? In the Houses of Parliament.
- Why did the owl have to go to rehab? Because he was an owlcaholic.
- Why was the owl sent off the football pitch? He fowled his opponent.
- Why aren’t there any owls in supermarkets? Because they fly off the shelves!
- What’s one of the most controversial books ever written? Owlita.
- I hope you enjoyed these tweet-worthy puns! Owl be back soon with more silly jokes!
More Owl Puns
- Did you hear about the owl party? It was a hoot.
- Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday? It was a free for owl.
- Why doesn’t an owl study for a test? They prefer to wing it.
- Why did the owl join Tinder? He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
- What do you call a smartass bird of prey? A know it owl.
- Where do owls go on their honeymoon? Their love nest.
- Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss? I won’t tell you hoo.
- Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets? They’re always talon everyone.
- What did the owl booty text his girlfriend? I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
- Why do owls make such bad baseball players? Their hits are always fowl.
- What did the owl’s valentine say? You are hootiful.
- What kind of gang violence is common among owls? A drive by hooting.
- Why are owls so good at math? They excel at owlgebra.
- Why do owls always by mystery novels? They love hoo-dunits.
- Why do owls shower so often? So they don’t smell fowl.
- Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort? It was for owl seasons.