150+ I Love You Puns & Jokes

Punny Ways To Say How Much I Love You

1. You’re my only swole mate.
2. The most romantic thing the berry had ever told his wife was, I love you berry much.
3. I lava you because you make my heart erupt like a volcano.
4. I am the luckiest to have you as my gym buddy. This relationship is working out great.
5. I think I am s-mitten with you.
6. I g-love you very much.
7. I really love your sweater. It must be made out of husband material.
8. Life means squat if you aren’t here.
9. I love you whey too much.
10. We should stick together like glue.

Food Puns That Say I Love You

1. If you do not want to go out we can stay home and avo-cuddle.
2. I doughnut think that I need to glaze over the fact that I like you a hole lot.
3. We make the most egg-cellent pair.
4. I love you a latte because you are the espresso to my coffee.
5. You are the most eggs-quisite person on Earth. I loaf you a lot.
6. You have taken a pizza my heart with you.
7. I just wanted to say that I love you berry much.
8. I love you with all of me; from my head tomatoes.
9. Grease don’t go bacon my heart.
10. I want you to know that aloe you vera much.
11. This may come off as cheesy but I think you’re grate.
12. I am a hopeless ramen-tic and I just wanted to say that I love you, like, pho real.
13. Trust me. I only have pies for you.
14. You are my butter half.
15. You and I make a great pear.
16. I’m head over peels in love with you.
17. You perfectly fit me to a tea.
18. I am completely nuts about you because you make me come out of my shell.
19. I love you and cherry-ish you.
20. Muffin can come between us.
21. Olive you very much.
22. I love you s’more and s’more with each passing day.
23. You are the pineapple of my eye.
24. You can make my heart skip a beet.
25. If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple.
26. Time fries when I am spending it with you.
27. I love you a brunch.
28. Just in queso you did not know, I love you.
29. I’m soy into you.
30. Lime only yours.
31. You are the raisin why I smile.
32. You are such a cute-cumber.
33. You are so unique, you are one in a melon.
34. Let’s get the check so we can go home and avo-cuddle.
35. I doughnut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole lot.
36. This breakfast quesadilla is delish, but I can’t wait to be jalapeño pants later.
37. We make an egg-cellent pair.
38. You are the coffee to my espresso. And I love you a latte.
39. Omelette you finish, but I love you a latke.
40. I love you from my head tomatoes.
41. This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.
42. I know I’m kind of a hopeless ramen-tic, but just wanted to say I love you—like, pho real.
43. You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
44. I only have pies for you.
45. You had me at portobello.

Animal Puns To Confess to An Animal Lover

1. There are a chameleon reasons I love you.
2. There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate.
3. I dolphinately love you. You’re my porpoise in life.
4. No bunny compares to you.
5. Ewe complete me.
6. I pelican’t think of anyone better than you.

Candy Puns To Say I Love You To Someone Sweet

1. Life with you is the sweetest.
2. There are a million’  Reese’ons why I love you.
3. I love you so much that even when you’re sour, you’re sweet.
4. I refuse to let you slip through my ‘Butter Fingers.’
5. I am ‘starburst’ing to tell you how sweet you are.
6. You mint a lot to me and you still do.
7. You are the most bright star in the ‘Milky Way.’
8. I am sending you hugs and ‘Kisses’ your way to show you how much I love you.
9. You totally Pop Rock my world.
10. I will let nothing come be-Twix-t us.

Best Love Puns

1. You are my Soil-mate.
2. Let’s avocuddle.
3. I think you are eggsquisite.
4. You’re a sweet-tea.
5. I A-door you.
6. I lava you
7. I loaf You
8. Yoda one for me.
9. You are my butter-half.
10. Love is all you knead.
11. You’re Pearfect.
12. I think you’re dino-mite!
13. I fence-y you
14. Lime so glad you’re mine.
15. ’d like to see you s’more
16. You octopi my heart.
17. I’m so grape-ful for you
18. I find you a-dough-rable.
19. You’re one in a melon!
20. Talk dir-tea to me.
21. I love you so ducking much
22. You make me hap-pea
23. I’ve bean thinking of you
24. Won’t chew be mine
25. We’re made PHO each other (Pho-dish)
26. You are shrimply the best
27. Be my bae-rrito
28. I find you a-peel-ing
29. Taco dirty to me.
30. I yam totally thankful for you.
31. Peas be mine.
32. I wana gar-lick you all over
33. You are my soy mate
34. You bake me crazy
35. I lava you so much that my heart erupts like a volcano!
36. I love you a latte! Seriously Words can’t espresso how much I love you!
37. I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.
38. I sure hope you’re not gluten free because I loaf you!
39. I hope you like breakfast because  I love you a waffle lot.
40. You are the mug to my coffee and I love you a latte.
41. I love you’ more than chocolate, marshmallows, and crackers!
42. I hope you’re not kosher because I love you big time!
43. I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.
44. Are you a succulent? Asking because Aloe you Vera much!
45. What did the electric socket say to their spouse?
46. I love you a watt!

Cute Love Puns

1. I love your sweater. I think it’s made out of spouse material.
2. Our love is a fruit salad! We are a great pear and I cherryish you.
3. Our love is like hot chocolate with marshmallows: You’re hot and I really want to be on you.
4. Our love is a hot dog; I relish it.
5. Your love is like a lightbulb, cause it lights up my life!
6. Your love is a dictionary… It gives meaning to my life.
7. Did you hear about the two vampires that went on a date? It was love at first bite!
8. On the sea of love, you’re my soul-matey!
9. Your love is like vodka: worth the chase.
10. Your love doesn’t give me butterflies in the tummy, it gives me the whole zoo!
11. Are you cake? Cause I’d love a piece of that!
12. What did the serial killer give his lover for Valentine’s day? His heart? Well, not his.
13. What kind of architecture do people in love prefer? Heart deco.
14. What do you call two canaries in love? Tweethearts!
15. Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Honeydew! Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
16. What is the most romantic piece of clothing? The glove!
17. What do love and fatty foods have in common? They both go straight for your heart!

Romantic Love Puns

1. Are you a geologist? I’m asking cause you rock my world!
2. I’m sure you could donate blood to me, because you’re just my type!
3. I should better give you a ride. We don’t want you pulled over for driving while intoxicating.
4. Wait is this a lab? Look at our great chemistry!
5. Baby you are my perfect match. I know because you light my fire!
6. I’ll never manage to stay mad at you just like I’ll never manage not to be mad about you.
7. When we get married it will be so emotional. Even the cake will be in tiers.
8. Sorry if I’m being cheesy, but you’ll always have a pizza my heart.
9. Are you a janitor? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.
10. You must secretly be a nuclear technician because you’re both radiant and glowing!
11. You must be a smartphone keyboard because you auto-complete me. 
12. If you were a triangle, you would be acute!
13. Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you.
14. I have come up with the perfect crime! Let’s do it together: I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.
15. Even without gravity I’d still have fallen for you.

For your travel companion

1. I could TSA pre-check you out all day long.
2. Your love is first class.
3. Can I get a tour of your cockpit?
4. When I’m with you, my heart is always ready for takeoff.
5. I’d sit in your middle seat any day.

For your sexiest workout buddy

1. You’re my swole mate.
2. Life means squat without you.
3. I’m whey into you.
4. I’m so glad you’re my S.O. and my gym buddy. This relationship is really working out.
5. I can’t weight to see you naked.

For your fashion-forward bae:

1. I glove you and I am smitten.
2. I like your sweater. It must be made out of husband material.
3. Did you order more clothes from J.Crew? Because UPS is here again and I’d be happy to handle your package.
4. You crock my world..