Punny Ways To Say How Much I Love You
- You’re my only swole mate.
- The most romantic thing the berry had ever told his wife was, I love you berry much.
- I lava you because you make my heart erupt like a volcano.
- I am the luckiest to have you as my gym buddy. This relationship is working out great.
- I think I am s-mitten with you.
- I g-love you very much.
- I really love your sweater. It must be made out of husband material.
- Life means squat if you aren’t here.
- I love you whey too much.
- We should stick together like glue.
Food Puns That Say I Love You

- If you do not want to go out we can stay home and avo-cuddle.
- I doughnut think that I need to glaze over the fact that I like you a hole lot.
- We make the most egg-cellent pair.
- I love you a latte because you are the espresso to my coffee.
- You are the most eggs-quisite person on Earth. I loaf you a lot.
- You have taken a pizza my heart with you.
- I just wanted to say that I love you berry much.
- I love you with all of me; from my head tomatoes.
- Grease don’t go bacon my heart.
- I want you to know that aloe you vera much.
- This may come off as cheesy but I think you’re grate.
- I am a hopeless ramen-tic and I just wanted to say that I love you, like, pho real.
- Trust me. I only have pies for you.
- You are my butter half.
- You and I make a great pear.
- I’m head over peels in love with you.
- You perfectly fit me to a tea.
- I am completely nuts about you because you make me come out of my shell.
- I love you and cherry-ish you.
- Muffin can come between us.
- Olive you very much.
- I love you s’more and s’more with each passing day.
- You are the pineapple of my eye.
- You can make my heart skip a beet.
- If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple.
- Time fries when I am spending it with you.
- I love you a brunch.
- Just in queso you did not know, I love you.
- I’m soy into you.
- Lime only yours.
- You are the raisin why I smile.
- You are such a cute-cumber.
- You are so unique, you are one in a melon.
- Let’s get the check so we can go home and avo-cuddle.
- I doughnut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole lot.
- This breakfast quesadilla is delish, but I can’t wait to be jalapeño pants later.
- We make an egg-cellent pair.
- You are the coffee to my espresso. And I love you a latte.
- Omelette you finish, but I love you a latke.
- I love you from my head tomatoes.
- This may be cheesy, but I think you’re grate.
- I know I’m kind of a hopeless ramen-tic, but just wanted to say I love you—like, pho real.
- You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
- I only have pies for you.
- You had me at portobello.
Animal Puns To Confess to An Animal Lover
- There are a chameleon reasons I love you.
- There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate.
- I dolphinately love you. You’re my porpoise in life.
- No bunny compares to you.
- Ewe complete me.
- I pelican’t think of anyone better than you.
Candy Puns To Say I Love You To Someone Sweet

- Life with you is the sweetest.
- There are a million’ Reese’ons why I love you.
- I love you so much that even when you’re sour, you’re sweet.
- I refuse to let you slip through my ‘Butter Fingers.’
- I am ‘starburst’ing to tell you how sweet you are.
- You mint a lot to me and you still do.
- You are the most bright star in the ‘Milky Way.’
- I am sending you hugs and ‘Kisses’ your way to show you how much I love you.
- You totally Pop Rock my world.
- I will let nothing come be-Twix-t us.
Best Love Puns
- You are my Soil-mate.
- Let’s avocuddle.
- I think you are eggsquisite.
- You’re a sweet-tea.
- I A-door you.
- I lava you
- I loaf You
- Yoda one for me.
- You are my butter-half.
- Love is all you knead.
- You’re Pearfect.
- I think you’re dino-mite!
- I fence-y you
- Lime so glad you’re mine.
- ’d like to see you s’more
- You octopi my heart.
- I’m so grape-ful for you
- I find you a-dough-rable.
- You’re one in a melon!
- Talk dir-tea to me.
- I love you so ducking much
- You make me hap-pea
- I’ve bean thinking of you
- Won’t chew be mine
- We’re made PHO each other (Pho-dish)
- You are shrimply the best
- Be my bae-rrito
- I find you a-peel-ing
- Taco dirty to me.
- I yam totally thankful for you.
- Peas be mine.
- I wana gar-lick you all over
- You are my soy mate
- You bake me crazy
- I lava you so much that my heart erupts like a volcano!
- I love you a latte! Seriously Words can’t espresso how much I love you!
- I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.
- I sure hope you’re not gluten free because I loaf you!
- I hope you like breakfast because I love you a waffle lot.
- You are the mug to my coffee and I love you a latte.
- I love you’ more than chocolate, marshmallows, and crackers!
- I hope you’re not kosher because I love you big time!
- I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.
- Are you a succulent? Asking because Aloe you Vera much!
- What did the electric socket say to their spouse?
- I love you a watt!
Cute Love Puns

- I love your sweater. I think it’s made out of spouse material.
- Our love is a fruit salad! We are a great pear and I cherryish you.
- Our love is like hot chocolate with marshmallows: You’re hot and I really want to be on you.
- Our love is a hot dog; I relish it.
- Your love is like a lightbulb, cause it lights up my life!
- Your love is a dictionary… It gives meaning to my life.
- Did you hear about the two vampires that went on a date? It was love at first bite!
- On the sea of love, you’re my soul-matey!
- Your love is like vodka: worth the chase.
- Your love doesn’t give me butterflies in the tummy, it gives me the whole zoo!
- Are you cake? Cause I’d love a piece of that!
- What did the serial killer give his lover for Valentine’s day? His heart? Well, not his.
- What kind of architecture do people in love prefer? Heart deco.
- What do you call two canaries in love? Tweethearts!
- Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Honeydew! Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
- What is the most romantic piece of clothing? The glove!
- What do love and fatty foods have in common? They both go straight for your heart!
Romantic Love Puns

- Are you a geologist? I’m asking cause you rock my world!
- I’m sure you could donate blood to me, because you’re just my type!
- I should better give you a ride. We don’t want you pulled over for driving while intoxicating.
- Wait is this a lab? Look at our great chemistry!
- Baby you are my perfect match. I know because you light my fire!
- I’ll never manage to stay mad at you just like I’ll never manage not to be mad about you.
- When we get married it will be so emotional. Even the cake will be in tiers.
- Sorry if I’m being cheesy, but you’ll always have a pizza my heart.
- Are you a janitor? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.
- You must secretly be a nuclear technician because you’re both radiant and glowing!
- You must be a smartphone keyboard because you auto-complete me.
- If you were a triangle, you would be acute!
- Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you.
- I have come up with the perfect crime! Let’s do it together: I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.
- Even without gravity I’d still have fallen for you.
For your travel companion
- I could TSA pre-check you out all day long.
- Your love is first class.
- Can I get a tour of your cockpit?
- When I’m with you, my heart is always ready for takeoff.
- I’d sit in your middle seat any day.
For your sexiest workout buddy
- You’re my swole mate.
- Life means squat without you.
- I’m whey into you.
- I’m so glad you’re my S.O. and my gym buddy. This relationship is really working out.
- I can’t weight to see you naked.
For your fashion-forward bae:
- I glove you and I am smitten.
- I like your sweater. It must be made out of husband material.
- Did you order more clothes from J.Crew? Because UPS is here again and I’d be happy to handle your package.
- You crock my world..