90+ Berry Puns & Jokes

Strawberry puns

1. You are so berry sweet.
2. You’re berry special to me.
3. I’m berry fond of you.
4. It happened right before my berry eyes.
5. I’ve been searching for berried treasure.

Blueberry puns

6. I love you berry much.
7. I blueberry much love you.
8. This fruit salad really blue me away.
9. I miss you berry much.

Peach puns

10. Peach perfect.
11. We were made for peach other.
12. I a-peach-iate you!
13. You have a peach of my heart.
14. Always remember to practice what you peach.
15. Peach for the stars.
16. You want a peach of me?

Apple puns

17. I apple-solutely adore you!
18. And they all lived apple-y ever after.
19. I find you so a-peel-ing
20. This pie looks so apple-tizing!

Orange puns

21. Orange you glad it’s a beautiful day?
22. Squeeze the day!
23. Orange you happy to see me?
24. You better get juiced to my jokes!

Pear puns

25. It’s a pear-fect day for a picnic.
26. Don’t we make a great pear?
27. Here, pear, and everywhere.
28. Did you hear the one about the fruit salad? A-pear-antly not.

Pineapple puns

29. I’ve been pine-ing for you.
30. Good afternoon, your pine-ness.
31. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
32. You’re the pineapple of my eye.

Mango puns

33. It takes two to mango!
34. If he doesn’t appreciate you, let that mango.
35. Let it mango.
36. Each day is mango-nificent!
37. A good mango is hard to find these days.

Lime puns

38. Wanna hear my best pickup lime?
39. Hey drop me a lime!
40. You can call me any lime.
41. That’s it! I’ve got to draw the lime.
42. All in due lime.

Grape puns

43. This is my grape escape!
44. Grape minds think alike.
45. I had grape expectations for this.
46. I’m so grapeful for you.
47. It’s grape to meet you.
48. You’re being very un-raisin-able right now.
49. I think we did a grape job on this, don’t you?

Cherry puns

50. Eat, drink, and be cherry.
51. Thank you cherry much!
52. Honey, I cherry-ish you.
53. Cherry up, buttercup!

Berry Funny Fruit Puns And Jokes To Make You Smile

1. Eat, drink, and be cherry
   You are cherry sweet
   My lady, your cherry-ot awaits
   Cherry on, my wayward son
   I love, mon cherry
2. We make a perfect pear
   We are a pear-fect couple
   Don’t give into pear pressure
   I’ll be pear in spirit
   Grow a pear
   Neither here, nor pear.
3. Honeydew you know how much I love you?
   Nice melons
   You’re one in a melon
   I’m feeling a little melon-choly
   You two can get married but you cantaloupe
4. We were made for peach other
   You have a peach of my heart
   I ap-peach-iate your hard work
   Practice what you peach
5. I find you very a-peel-ing
   I think I’m sick, I’m not peeling well
6. You are plum-believable!
   The sink is broken, call the plum-ber
   First place, You are number “plum!”
   It’s just plum crazy
   I just plum forgot
7. You are the pick of the bunch
   Thanks a bunch
8. You’re my main squeeze
   Squeeze the day
   Citra ass down
   Citris got real
9. It takes two to mango
   If you love him, don’t let that mango!
10. He doesn’t guava clue!
    I guava soft spot for fruit puns.
    I guava bone to pick with you.
11. I love you from my head tomato
    You’re one fine-apple
    I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate
    You’re so fig-gin amazing!
    I love when you call me papaya
    Olive you so much
    A sleepy fruit is called a nap-ricot
    You’ve got a zest for life
12. You did a grape job raisin me
    I’m so grape-ful for you
    I’ve gone to grape lengths for you
    Grape…just grape!
    You’re being un-raisin-able

Berry Riddles

1. What do you call a cute berry?
   A strawww-berry!
2. What do you call a depressed berry?
   A blue berry!
3. Is it hard to make berries into a dessert?
   No, it’s easy as pie!
4. Why did the blueberry thank the strawberry?
   He helped him out of a jam!
5. What do you call a berry that exploded?
   A blew-berry!
6. Did you hear about the town gossip who hid blueberries in her purse?
   She had lots of juicy secrets!
7. What do you call an ant who falls into a jar of preserves?
   Dead and berried!
8. What type of berries migrate in the winter?
   Gooseberries!
9. Did you hear about the girl who smashed berries in her hair?
   She wanted to be a strawberry blonde!
10. What do wild berries become when they get more mature?
    Elderberries!
11. What kind of berries always cause allergic reactions?
    Rash-berries!
12. What do you get if you have 3.14 blueberries?
    Blueberry pi!
13. Where can you buy berries that won’t get stuck in your teeth?
    Just avoid the seedy part of town!
14. What did the student say when she found out that cherries aren’t technically berries?
    That’s the pits!
15. Did you hear about the new sci-fi series about evil sentient fruit?
    It’s directed by Gene Rottenberry!

Berry Captions

1. Life has been berry good to me.
2. Berries are my jam
3. Eat, Drink, and Be Berry.
4. Life is sweet.
5. I’ve found berried treasure.
6. Keep Calm and Berry On.
7. The time is ripe for some delicious berries.
8. [Cherries] I cherry-ish moments like this.
9. [Blueberries] I’m feeling blue.
10. [Cranberries] I cran barely contain my excitement.

Puns for Berry Gifts

1. You are naturally sweet.
2. For all that you do, thank you berry much!
3. Let’s berry the hatchet!
4. Just wanted to let you know that you are berry special to me.
5. Berry Christmas!
6. I’m berry glad to have you as a friend!
7. Wishing you the berry best!
8. Hope you enjoy these berry much!