- You are so berry sweet.
- You’re berry special to me.
- I’m berry fond of you.
- It happened right before my berry eyes.
- I’ve been searching for berried treasure.
- I love you berry much.
- I blueberry much love you.
- This fruit salad really blue me away.
- I miss you berry much.
- Peach perfect.
- We were made for peach other.
- I a-peach-iate you!
- You have a peach of my heart.
- Always remember to practice what you peach.
- Peach for the stars.
- You want a peach of me?
- I apple-solutely adore you!
- And they all lived apple-y ever after.
- I find you so a-peel-ing
- This pie looks so apple-tizing!
- Orange you glad it’s a beautiful day?
- Squeeze the day!
- Orange you happy to see me?
- You better get juiced to my jokes!
- It’s a pear-fect day for a picnic.
- Don’t we make a great pear?
- Here, pear, and everywhere.
- Did you hear the one about the fruit salad? A-pear-antly not.
- I’ve been pine-ing for you.
- Good afternoon, your pine-ness.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
- You’re the pineapple of my eye.
- It takes two to mango!
- If he doesn’t appreciate you, let that mango.
- Let it mango.
- Each day is mango-nificent!
- A good mango is hard to find these days.
- Wanna hear my best pickup lime?
- Hey drop me a lime!
- You can call me any lime.
- That’s it! I’ve got to draw the lime.
- All in due lime.
- This is my grape escape!
- Grape minds think alike.
- I had grape expectations for this.
- I’m so grapeful for you.
- It’s grape to meet you.
- You’re being very un-raisin-able right now.
- I think we did a grape job on this, don’t you?
- Eat, drink, and be cherry.
- Thank you cherry much!
- Honey, I cherry-ish you.
- Cherry up, buttercup!
Berry Funny Fruit Puns And Jokes To Make You Smile
- Eat, drink, and be cherry
You are cherry sweet
My lady, your cherry-ot awaits
Cherry on, my wayward son
I love, mon cherry
- We make a perfect pear
We are a pear-fect couple
Don’t give into pear pressure
I’ll be pear in spirit
Grow a pear
Neither here, nor pear.
- Honeydew you know how much I love you?
You’re one in a melon
I’m feeling a little melon-choly
You two can get married but you cantaloupe
- We were made for peach other
You have a peach of my heart
I ap-peach-iate your hard work
Practice what you peach
- I find you very a-peel-ing
I think I’m sick, I’m not peeling well
- You are plum-believable!
The sink is broken, call the plum-ber
First place, You are number “plum!”
It’s just plum crazy
I just plum forgot
- You are the pick of the bunch
Thanks a bunch
- You’re my main squeeze
Squeeze the day
Citra ass down
Citris got real
- It takes two to mango
If you love him, don’t let that mango!
- He doesn’t guava clue!
I guava soft spot for fruit puns.
I guava bone to pick with you.
- I love you from my head tomato
You’re one fine-apple
I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate
You’re so fig-gin amazing!
I love when you call me papaya
Olive you so much
A sleepy fruit is called a nap-ricot
You’ve got a zest for life
- You did a grape job raisin me
I’m so grape-ful for you
I’ve gone to grape lengths for you
You’re being un-raisin-able
- What do you call a cute berry?
- What do you call a depressed berry?
A blue berry!
- Is it hard to make berries into a dessert?
No, it’s easy as pie!
- Why did the blueberry thank the strawberry?
He helped him out of a jam!
- What do you call a berry that exploded?
- Did you hear about the town gossip who hid blueberries in her purse?
She had lots of juicy secrets!
- What do you call an ant who falls into a jar of preserves?
Dead and berried!
- What type of berries migrate in the winter?
- Did you hear about the girl who smashed berries in her hair?
She wanted to be a strawberry blonde!
- What do wild berries become when they get more mature?
- What kind of berries always cause allergic reactions?
- What do you get if you have 3.14 blueberries?
- Where can you buy berries that won’t get stuck in your teeth?
Just avoid the seedy part of town!
- What did the student say when she found out that cherries aren’t technically berries?
That’s the pits!
- Did you hear about the new sci-fi series about evil sentient fruit?
It’s directed by Gene Rottenberry!
- Life has been berry good to me.
- Berries are my jam
- Eat, Drink, and Be Berry.
- Life is sweet.
- I’ve found berried treasure.
- Keep Calm and Berry On.
- The time is ripe for some delicious berries.
- [Cherries] I cherry-ish moments like this.
- [Blueberries] I’m feeling blue.
- [Cranberries] I cran barely contain my excitement.
Puns for Berry Gifts
- You are naturally sweet.
- For all that you do, thank you berry much!
- Let’s berry the hatchet!
- Just wanted to let you know that you are berry special to me.
- Berry Christmas!
- I’m berry glad to have you as a friend!
- Wishing you the berry best!
- Hope you enjoy these berry much!