110+ Ice Puns & Jokes

Ice Puns

1. Have an ice day!
2. Ice and easy does it.
3. Don’t call ice, we’ll call you.
4. This cold will bring tears to your ice.
5. Fall turns into winter before your very ice.
6. Icy come, icy go.
7. You’re as cold as ice.
8. Nice to meet you – Let’s break the ice!
9. Icy does it.
10. I’m so lucky – I am the frozen one!
11. Icy what you did there.
12. I’m calling them like icy them.
13. That bucket of ice is such an icesore!
14. All hail broke loose.
15. Burn in hail!
16. Come hail or high water.
17. Let’s do it for the hail of it.
18. Give ‘em hail!
19. A cold day in hail.
20. A hail in one.
21. Words hail me.
22. Get out of hail free.
23. We’re going to fight tooth and hail.
24. Smooth hailing.
25. Heads or hails?
26. Having a hail of a time.
27. Glacial awareness.
28. Glacial features.
29. Glacial recognition.
30. An icicle build for two.
31. That’s just the tip of the iceberg!
32. Enjoy the ice of life.
33. The traveling snowman does his sales calls by icicle.
34. You’d made a great ice-tronaut!
35. We had quite the ice-capade this morning out there.
36. This ice is snow joke!

Ice Jokes

• What did the woman say after she slipped and fell on ice? Nothing, she just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
• I would tell you my best ice pun but it slipped my mind.
• When your ice house falls apart, just igloo it back together.
• That’s the ice thing about winter.

During a winter with cold weather, it’s easy to feel ice-olated.

• I had the best ice pun to tell you…Problem is, it slipped my mind.
• Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.

Igloo it back together!

• What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice?

Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.

• Why are there so many ruts in the ice at the rink?

The maintenance crew must be slipping up.

• What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?

Sundae school teacher.

• What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it? “Sorry! Affogato!”
• What happens when and ice cube gets angry?

It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.

• Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?

There was a hiring freeze.

• Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?

She heard there were going to be sprinkles

• There weren’t enough lifeboats on Titanic

But that was just the tip of the iceberg

• He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.

But then he got cold feet.

• Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?

They figured it was the best way to break the ice.

• Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?

It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.

• What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.

You’re totally ice-olated.

• Why are there so many cracks at the ice rink? The maintenance crew is slipping up.
• Why can’t you get a job at the ice rink? There’s a hiring freeze.
• Why did two new friends walk out onto frozen pond togther? It was a good way to break the ice.
• He was going to take a hike in the snow barefoot last night, but then he got cold feet.
• Why did the inventor spend a lot of time on thin ice? He was looking for his next major breakthrough.
• How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!

Cold Puns

1. This winter has been extremely frostrating.
2. All is not frost.
3. My long frost friend.
4. Frost and foremost…
5. If looks could chill…
6. Be chill, my beating heart.
7. Fake it chill you make it.
8. Chill death do us part.
9. Do you chilly want to hurt me?
10. Best in snow.
11. All dressed up and snowhere to go.
12. Let me tell you ‘bout the birds and the freeze.
13. This winter, be sure to freeze the day!
14. Money doesn’t grow on freeze.
15. Would you like freeze with that ice cube?
16. We’re still happy after all freeze years.
17. Freeze things happen.
18. Let’s draw this to a froze.
19. Go stand by the block of ice and say “freeze!”
20. A river froze through it.
21. Are you friends or froze?
22. Anyway the wind froze…
23. How froze it?
24. As the saying froze…
25. This winter, we’ve been through many highs and froze.
26. Strike a froze!
27. Let’s look at the froze and cons.
28. Every froze has its thorn.
29. I’m looking at this icy weather through froze-colored glasses.
30. It was love at frost sight.
31. What do you call kids that love to spend time on the ice? Chill-dren.
32. All you need is some cold hard cash.
33. It’s cool spending time with you.
34. Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Ice Cream Puns

1. Ice cream because you are driving me crazy.
2. Do I love ice cream? You sherbet I do!
3. My relationship with ice cream is unhealthy because it’s so cold.
4. I always bring an umbrella to the ice cream store, just in case there are sprinkles.
5. Ice cream cones make for great journalists because they always get the scoop.
6. I’m insecure about my favorite flavor of ice cream. Call it my Neapolitan Complex.
7. What is the ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle? He’s a sundae school teacher.
8. “With you, anything is popsicle.”
9. I love you dairy much.
10. Let’s have a lazy sundae!
11. Stealing ice cream? I don’t cone-done that behavior!
12. I know I’ll get to the ice cream shop sundae.
13. I just can’t see your pint of view.
14. I wrote my diploma dessertation on ice cream puns.
15. That’s the cone-iest joke I’ve ever heard.
16. That is a puzzling cone-undrum.
17. Better wear you sundae best to go get ice cream
18. Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party? It’s cool.
19. I love you un-cone-ditionally.