Ice Puns
- Have an ice day!
- Ice and easy does it.
- Don’t call ice, we’ll call you.
- This cold will bring tears to your ice.
- Fall turns into winter before your very ice.
- Icy come, icy go.
- You’re as cold as ice.
- Nice to meet you – Let’s break the ice!
- Icy does it.
- I’m so lucky – I am the frozen one!
- Icy what you did there.
- I’m calling them like icy them.
- That bucket of ice is such an icesore!
- All hail broke loose.
- Burn in hail!
- Come hail or high water.
- Let’s do it for the hail of it.
- Give ‘em hail!
- A cold day in hail.
- A hail in one.
- Words hail me.
- Get out of hail free.
- We’re going to fight tooth and hail.
- Smooth hailing.
- Heads or hails?
- Having a hail of a time.
- Glacial awareness.
- Glacial features.
- Glacial recognition.
- An icicle build for two.
- That’s just the tip of the iceberg!
- Enjoy the ice of life.
- The traveling snowman does his sales calls by icicle.
- You’d made a great ice-tronaut!
- We had quite the ice-capade this morning out there.
- This ice is snow joke!
Ice Jokes

- What did the woman say after she slipped and fell on ice? Nothing, she just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
- I would tell you my best ice pun but it slipped my mind.
- When your ice house falls apart, just igloo it back together.
- That’s the ice thing about winter.
During a winter with cold weather, it’s easy to feel ice-olated.
- I had the best ice pun to tell you…Problem is, it slipped my mind.
- Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
- What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice?
Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
- Why are there so many ruts in the ice at the rink?
The maintenance crew must be slipping up.
- What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
- What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it? “Sorry! Affogato!”
- What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
- Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.
- Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
- There weren’t enough lifeboats on Titanic
But that was just the tip of the iceberg
- He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
- Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
- Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
- What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
- Why are there so many cracks at the ice rink? The maintenance crew is slipping up.
- Why can’t you get a job at the ice rink? There’s a hiring freeze.
- Why did two new friends walk out onto frozen pond togther? It was a good way to break the ice.
- He was going to take a hike in the snow barefoot last night, but then he got cold feet.
- Why did the inventor spend a lot of time on thin ice? He was looking for his next major breakthrough.
- How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
Cold Puns

- This winter has been extremely frostrating.
- All is not frost.
- My long frost friend.
- Frost and foremost…
- If looks could chill…
- Be chill, my beating heart.
- Fake it chill you make it.
- Chill death do us part.
- Do you chilly want to hurt me?
- Best in snow.
- All dressed up and snowhere to go.
- Let me tell you ‘bout the birds and the freeze.
- This winter, be sure to freeze the day!
- Money doesn’t grow on freeze.
- Would you like freeze with that ice cube?
- We’re still happy after all freeze years.
- Freeze things happen.
- Let’s draw this to a froze.
- Go stand by the block of ice and say “freeze!”
- A river froze through it.
- Are you friends or froze?
- Anyway the wind froze…
- How froze it?
- As the saying froze…
- This winter, we’ve been through many highs and froze.
- Strike a froze!
- Let’s look at the froze and cons.
- Every froze has its thorn.
- I’m looking at this icy weather through froze-colored glasses.
- It was love at frost sight.
- What do you call kids that love to spend time on the ice? Chill-dren.
- All you need is some cold hard cash.
- It’s cool spending time with you.
- Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Ice Cream Puns

- Ice cream because you are driving me crazy.
- Do I love ice cream? You sherbet I do!
- My relationship with ice cream is unhealthy because it’s so cold.
- I always bring an umbrella to the ice cream store, just in case there are sprinkles.
- Ice cream cones make for great journalists because they always get the scoop.
- I’m insecure about my favorite flavor of ice cream. Call it my Neapolitan Complex.
- What is the ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle? He’s a sundae school teacher.
- “With you, anything is popsicle.”
- I love you dairy much.
- Let’s have a lazy sundae!
- Stealing ice cream? I don’t cone-done that behavior!
- I know I’ll get to the ice cream shop sundae.
- I just can’t see your pint of view.
- I wrote my diploma dessertation on ice cream puns.
- That’s the cone-iest joke I’ve ever heard.
- That is a puzzling cone-undrum.
- Better wear you sundae best to go get ice cream
- Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party? It’s cool.
- I love you un-cone-ditionally.