110+ Bowling Puns & Jokes

Funny Bowling Quotes

  1. Bowling is fun in your spare time
  2. Bowling is right up my alley
  3. Do bowlers ever have time to spare?
  4. That’s how we roll
  5. Bowling is a sport for people who have the talent to spare
  6. Bowlers keep their minds out of the gutter
  7. Leave no pin standing
  8. If you don’t get a strike, spare me
  9. Rock and bowl
  10. My favorite sport must be bowling because I always strike out with the ladies/men
  11. No smoking: just a Lucky Strike
  12. Playing catch & throwing strikes
  13. Bowling your eyes out
  14. Bowling thunder and lightning strikes
  15.  “This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules”
  16. John Goodman, in “The Big Lebowski”
  17. “We’re goin’ bowling. If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths.” Homer Simpson, in “The Simpsons”
  18. “The bowling alley is the poor man’s country club.” Sanford Hansell
  19. “Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.” Demetri Martin
  20. “If I had been on ‘Bowling for Dollars’ I’d end up owing them money.” Ricki Lake
  21. “Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.” George Carlin
  22. “Every bowling center should have a house pro.” Don Johnson
  23. “I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up.” Jay Park
  24. “One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.” Don Carter
  25. “In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.” Stephen King

Bowling Sayings and Slogans

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  1. Try it, you’ll strike it
  2. Bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter
  3. 300 or bust
  4. Gutterball gurus
  5. Split happens
  6. 12 strikes and you’re perfect
  7. Shut up and bowl
  8. Tenpin alley
  9. My drinking team has a bowling problem
  10. Strikes ‘R’ Us
  11. Keep calm and bowl on
  12. Lean, mean, bowling machine
  13. It’s never a good time to clean the gutters
  14. Eat, sleep, bowl
  15. It’s not how you bowl, it’s how you roll
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Bowling Puns And Jokes

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  1. How much should one bowling game cost?

Ten pinnies.

  1. After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open,

We finally got the ball rolling.

  1. What excuse did the bowler give when he was accused of stealing?

“I was framed!”

  1. Why should a bowling alley be quiet?

So you can hear a pin drop!

  1. What did one romantic pin say to the other?

“Let’s never split.”

  1. Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt?

New Jersey.

  1. I was going to tell you a really bad bowling pun,

But I thought I’d spare you.

  1. Last year, I had a job at the bowling alley.

It wasn’t for long though; I was only tenpin.

  1. When should bowlers wear armor?

When they play knight games.

  1. What do you call a bowling team that gets a lot of strikes?

Lightning.

  1. I went bowling with a military general the other day.

He started bowling before I even entered his name on the scoreboard. So, he launched a preemptive strike.

  1. Which bowler wears the biggest shoes?

The one with the biggest feet.

  1. Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?

After getting a strike, they spike the ball.

  1. What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke?

They fell down laughing.

  1. Why do bowlers join unions?

They like strikes.

  1. When I go bowling, the ball always ends up in the gutter.

That’s just how I roll.

  1. Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?

Muhammad Alley.

  1. Where does Superman like to go bowling?

Lois Lanes.

  1. Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler?

Her coach was a pumpkin.

  1. What kind of cat likes to go bowling?
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An alley cat.

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  1. What was the name of the sequel to the movie about bowling pins?

Bowling Ball Returns.

  1. What did the bowling pins do?

They went on strike.

  1. Why is a good bowler a bad baseball player?

Because he gets so many strikes.

  1. What people are best at bowling?

Those who have talent to spare.

  1. I’ve left my bowling ball at home.

Have you got any to spare?

  1. When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?

When it’s full of fans.

  1. Why do bowlers make bad employees?

Because they’re always going on strike.

  1. What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?

They both want a turkey.

  1. When is a bowler like a baseball player?

When he sits on the bench.

  1. Why do bad bowlers pay so much to play?

It’s a bump per lane.

  1. Old bowlers don’t die.

They just end up in the gutter.

  1. What would you get if you crossed a bowler and an invisible man?

Bowling like no one has ever seen.

  1. Why are football players always being recruited to bowling leagues?

Because they are Super Bowlers.

  1. Why is bowling a better sport than golf?

It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.

  1. Last night I did stand-up in a bowling alley parking lot.

Some of my jokes struck out. The audience was split.

  1. Can you teach me how the scoring works in bowling?

“Of course! That’s right up my alley.”

  1. If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.
  2. My coach said, “Three strikes and you’re out!”

More Funny Bowling Puns

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  1. You’re right up my alley.
  2. You strike me as a fun person.
  3. You’re adora-bowl.
  4. Be o-pin to new things.
  5. That’s the spare-t.
  6. Split happens.
  7. You’re a bowl-d person.
  8. Please spare me.
  9. It was sym-bowl-ic.
  10. You’re so lika-bowl.
  11. The bowling alley took a long time to open, but we finally got the ball rolling.
  12. The bowling pins wanted a raise. So, they went on strike.
  13. Bowlers and Thanksgiving both want a turkey.
  14. Let’s rock and bowl.
  15. This is my bread and gutter.
  16. It doesn’t ring a bowl.
  17. Go headfirst. Don’t runway.
  18. It was gutter perfection.
  19. I’m not skidding. It’s true.
  20. You’re unforgetta-bowl.
  21. Let’s take our skids bowling.
  22. Spinner takes all.
  23. 50 strikes in a row? Impossi-bowl.
  24. You look impecca-bowl.
  25. It wasn’t even close. It was a bowl out.
  26. I love you a bowl lot.
  27. Pit is the end.
  28. A gutter ball can be called an alley oops.
  29. Never bowl with a mathematician. They always find X’s.
  30. Alley did was bowl.
  31. I gutter a nice gift for our anniversary.
  32. Let’s pin down the break point.