Funny Bowling Quotes
- Bowling is fun in your spare time
- Bowling is right up my alley
- Do bowlers ever have time to spare?
- That’s how we roll
- Bowling is a sport for people who have the talent to spare
- Bowlers keep their minds out of the gutter
- Leave no pin standing
- If you don’t get a strike, spare me
- Rock and bowl
- My favorite sport must be bowling because I always strike out with the ladies/men
- No smoking: just a Lucky Strike
- Playing catch & throwing strikes
- Bowling your eyes out
- Bowling thunder and lightning strikes
- “This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules”
- John Goodman, in “The Big Lebowski”
- “We’re goin’ bowling. If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths.” Homer Simpson, in “The Simpsons”
- “The bowling alley is the poor man’s country club.” Sanford Hansell
- “Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.” Demetri Martin
- “If I had been on ‘Bowling for Dollars’ I’d end up owing them money.” Ricki Lake
- “Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.” George Carlin
- “Every bowling center should have a house pro.” Don Johnson
- “I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up.” Jay Park
- “One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.” Don Carter
- “In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.” Stephen King
Bowling Sayings and Slogans
- Try it, you’ll strike it
- Bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter
- 300 or bust
- Gutterball gurus
- Split happens
- 12 strikes and you’re perfect
- Shut up and bowl
- Tenpin alley
- My drinking team has a bowling problem
- Strikes ‘R’ Us
- Keep calm and bowl on
- Lean, mean, bowling machine
- It’s never a good time to clean the gutters
- Eat, sleep, bowl
- It’s not how you bowl, it’s how you roll
Bowling Puns And Jokes
- How much should one bowling game cost?
Ten pinnies.
- After hours of waiting for the bowling alley to open,
We finally got the ball rolling.
- What excuse did the bowler give when he was accused of stealing?
“I was framed!”
- Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear a pin drop!
- What did one romantic pin say to the other?
“Let’s never split.”
- Where do bowlers go when they need a new team shirt?
New Jersey.
- I was going to tell you a really bad bowling pun,
But I thought I’d spare you.
- Last year, I had a job at the bowling alley.
It wasn’t for long though; I was only tenpin.
- When should bowlers wear armor?
When they play knight games.
- What do you call a bowling team that gets a lot of strikes?
Lightning.
- I went bowling with a military general the other day.
He started bowling before I even entered his name on the scoreboard. So, he launched a preemptive strike.
- Which bowler wears the biggest shoes?
The one with the biggest feet.
- Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
- What did the bowling pins do after hearing a joke?
They fell down laughing.
- Why do bowlers join unions?
They like strikes.
- When I go bowling, the ball always ends up in the gutter.
That’s just how I roll.
- Which bowler floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?
Muhammad Alley.
- Where does Superman like to go bowling?
Lois Lanes.
- Why was Cinderella such a bad bowler?
Her coach was a pumpkin.
- What kind of cat likes to go bowling?
An alley cat.
- What was the name of the sequel to the movie about bowling pins?
Bowling Ball Returns.
- What did the bowling pins do?
They went on strike.
- Why is a good bowler a bad baseball player?
Because he gets so many strikes.
- What people are best at bowling?
Those who have talent to spare.
- I’ve left my bowling ball at home.
Have you got any to spare?
- When is a bowling alley the coolest place to be?
When it’s full of fans.
- Why do bowlers make bad employees?
Because they’re always going on strike.
- What do a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a turkey.
- When is a bowler like a baseball player?
When he sits on the bench.
- Why do bad bowlers pay so much to play?
It’s a bump per lane.
- Old bowlers don’t die.
They just end up in the gutter.
- What would you get if you crossed a bowler and an invisible man?
Bowling like no one has ever seen.
- Why are football players always being recruited to bowling leagues?
Because they are Super Bowlers.
- Why is bowling a better sport than golf?
It’s hard to lose a bowling ball.
- Last night I did stand-up in a bowling alley parking lot.
Some of my jokes struck out. The audience was split.
- Can you teach me how the scoring works in bowling?
“Of course! That’s right up my alley.”
- If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling.
- My coach said, “Three strikes and you’re out!”
More Funny Bowling Puns
- You’re right up my alley.
- You strike me as a fun person.
- You’re adora-bowl.
- Be o-pin to new things.
- That’s the spare-t.
- Split happens.
- You’re a bowl-d person.
- Please spare me.
- It was sym-bowl-ic.
- You’re so lika-bowl.
- The bowling alley took a long time to open, but we finally got the ball rolling.
- The bowling pins wanted a raise. So, they went on strike.
- Bowlers and Thanksgiving both want a turkey.
- Let’s rock and bowl.
- This is my bread and gutter.
- It doesn’t ring a bowl.
- Go headfirst. Don’t runway.
- It was gutter perfection.
- I’m not skidding. It’s true.
- You’re unforgetta-bowl.
- Let’s take our skids bowling.
- Spinner takes all.
- 50 strikes in a row? Impossi-bowl.
- You look impecca-bowl.
- It wasn’t even close. It was a bowl out.
- I love you a bowl lot.
- Pit is the end.
- A gutter ball can be called an alley oops.
- Never bowl with a mathematician. They always find X’s.
- Alley did was bowl.
- I gutter a nice gift for our anniversary.
- Let’s pin down the break point.