115+ Cookie Puns & Jokes

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1. Cookie Monster said it best: Me want cookie!
2. Fresh out of the oven (and straight into my stomach).
3. I almost feel bad eating this beauty…almost.
4. You bake it, you eat it.
5. When life gives you lemons, toss them aside and eat cookies instead.

Cookie quotes

1. Baking cookies is comforting, and cookies are the sweetest little bit of comfort food. They are very bite-sized and personal.—Sandra Lee
2. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.—Barbara Johnson
3. I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There’s no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life.—Martha Stewart 
4. What good is having all of the cookies when you can’t eat anymore?—Anthony T. Hincks
5. A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.—Anonymous

Cookie sayings

1. That’s the way the cookie crumbles.
2. You’re a smart cookie.
3. Keep calm and eat cookies.
4. That’s one tough cookie.
5. In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.

Cookie jokes

1. Why did the baker go home sick? He tossed his cookies at work.
2. What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed? Cookie sheets!
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy.
4. What do you call it when two cookies made at the same time fall in love? A batch made in heaven!
5. What did the chocolate chip cookie call the raisin cookie? Imposter!
6. What do you get when you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter? Cookie doe
7. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee
8. What kind of cookie is never on time? ChocoLATE ones
9. What do you call a snack thief? A crook-ie

Oreo puns

1. Finally, we figured out who an Oreo’s favorite band is—Oreo Speedwagon.
2. How did I feel after eating two containers of Oreos? Double stuffed.
3. Did you hear what’s on every cookie’s reading list? Oreo and Juliet.
4. Oh, do more cardio? I thought you said eat more Oreos!
5. What did one side of an Oreo say to the other? I wish there wasn’t this white space between us.

Sugar puns

1. The sugar cube took etiquette classes—now, he’s refined.
2. Did you hear the one about confectioner’s sugar? If not, it’s fine.
3. What’s the first thing a cup of coffee says in the morning? Give me some sugar!
4. What letter of the alphabet always has sugar? The sweet P.
5. What did the thief call the place he hid his stolen sugar? His sweet spot.

Cookie Puns

1. One smart cookie.
2. Such a fortunate cookie for having a boo like you.
3. We’re a batch made in heaven.
4. This is what you call friend-chip goals.
5. Everything I dough, I dough it for you.
6. Don’t you think it’s weir-dough when people don’t like cookies?
7. Tough cookies never crumble.
8. You are the milk to my cookie.
9. Gonna milk this cookie for all it’s worth.
10. Sweet on this batch.
11. I love having cookies ‘n’ dreams.
12. Cookie, you’re so dough-pe.
13. It’s peanut butter when we’re together.
14. You make my dreams crumb true.
15. What’s on the menu is me-n-u.
16. Oh ginger snap, I ate all the cookies.
17. I like you a choco-lot.
18. My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling.
19. Wishing you a day that’s chocolate full of fun.
20. Thanks for raisin me right.
21. Let’s bake this happen more often.
22. When it comes to baking, don’t be afraid to take whisks.
23. Hey lemon cookie, you’re the zest.
24. Life is what you bake of it.
25. You’re the raisin I smile.
26. I just want to flour this cookie with compliments.
27. You ate all the cookies? Now, you’ve gone too jar!
28. Jar not going to believe who stole all the cookies.
29. Just trying to bake the world a better place.
30. Cookies are butter late than never.

31. Don’t go baking my heart.
32. Did it all for the cookie ‘Gram.
33. There’s dough much I want to say about you.
34. If you need someone to delete your cookies, I’ll be right over.
35. You bake it, you eat it.
36. These cookies and I were mint to be.
37. Hey cookie, you’re the sweetest.
38. Love at first bite
39. I chews you
40. Good things crumb to those who wait
41. Everything happens for a raisin
42. Life is what you bake of it
43. This was a cookie mistake
44. Look how a-dough-rable these cookies are!
45. Whatever crumbles your cookie
46. That’s one tough cookie
47. All good things crumb to an end
48. Bakers gonna bake
49. Chews-day is the best day to eat cookies
50. Bake me up before you dough dough
51. Don’t mind him, he’s a little cookie
52. Raisin the roof
53. The winner bakes it all
54. My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling
55. How doughpe are these cookies going to be?
56. Let’s bake the world a butter place
57. Chip chip hooray!
58. Oreo a cookie lover too?
59. Oh crumbs, I dropped my cookie!
60. Don’t be so crummy
61. Go on and bake my day
62. A batch made in heaven
63. Oh, for goodness bakes
64. I ate so many cookies I was sick, it may have been an overdough-se
65. Some things are butter left unsaid
66. That’s the way the cookie crumbles
67. This is quite literally how the cookie crumbles
68. Hey, you know what they say, easy crumb easy dough
69. Nothing like a good wake & bake
70. Aren’t these cookies absolutely a-dough-rable?

Punny Messages for Gifting Cookie-Related Gifts

1. My dear cookie, you are the raisin I smile
2. Would chew be mine?
3. You’re a-dough-rable
4. Without you I’d crumble
5. Friend-chip goals
6. You bake me so happy
7. You’re a chip off the old bloc
8. You make my dreams crumb true
9. You are one smart cookie
10. I a-dough you
11. We’re a batch baked in heaven