160+ Hiking Puns & Jokes

Hiking Puns

1. Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill-areas.
2. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
3. What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still no eye deer!
4. Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
5. See those rocks? Don’t take ’em all for granite.
6. Hiked it, liked it.
7. This hike rocked.
8. Why did the hipster die? He got caught in the mainstream.
9. (by a river/stream) This is my kind of streaming.
10. (by a river/stream) Manic pixie stream girl
11. (by a lake) My kind of Laker girls
12. Side rustle
13. Netflix and chill? More like Trailmix and Hill.
14. Hey, did you hear the joke about the hill? I couldn’t get over it!
15. These boots were made for hikin’
16. May the forest be with you.
17. Hiking can be a pine in the ass, but I love it
18. To summit all up…we had a great time
19. Leaf your troubles behind and go on a hike
20. These trees are unbe-leaf-ably beautiful!
21. Two’s company, tree’s a crowd
22. Wood you like to go camping with me?
23. (for socially distanced hikes) Just trying to moun-tain my distance
24. (for socially distanced hikes) Basking and masking in the sunshine
25. There’s snow place like home (or Washington, or wherever you are!)
26. First branch, then brunch
27. What did you say? I lost my terrain of thought!
28. This hike really peaked my interest.
29. Dew-n’t you love to walk in the woods?
30. Gorge-ous views as far as the eye canyon see
31. Come hill or high water, we’ll keep hiking
32. I could bear-ly finish this hike
33. Searching for the mountain of youth
34. Bear with me here…
35. You trek a lot. Don’t you Everest?
36. You need a change of altitude!
37. This hike was climb and punishment
38. Actions peak louder than words
39. Keep your eyes on the rise!
40. Don’t get your slopes up
41. I’m all a-boot hiking
42. Hiking really Alps clear my mind
43. (on a climbing trip) Love this supportive boulder holder
44. (on a climbing trip) It’s a hard rock life
45. I’m a succa for the yucca
46. Are you oak-ay? Yeah, I’m pine!
47. These are my buds
48. These are my birches
49. I fernly beleaf my puns are qualitree
50. Last bud not least, we went hiking
51. Make like a tree and leaf!

52. Getting to the top was such a re-leaf
53. This is Andes-cent exposure
54. Hiking and happiness go hand in hand…or foot in boot.
55. Hey, water you doing tonight?
56. She told me to take a hike, so I did.
57. Put the petal to the metal
58. You grow, girl
59. Putting the bliss in blisters
60. Getting blisters with my sisters
61. Toe-ing the line between fun and torture
62. You need special gear for hiking…and a bit of a special soul as well.
63. These people are my sole-mates.
64. Resting beach face.
65. Love these gulls and buoys
66. I’d be lost without these friends (and our GPS)
67. I like big buttes and I cannot lie
68. A great place to hit rock bottom
69. Let’s rock and roll!
70. Adventure, served on the rocks
71. This was a pretty gneiss hike
72. Power to the pebbles
73. I don’t wanna chalk about it
74. I’m sensing some tents-ion
75. Packing up camp really raises the stakes
76. Missed-stakes were made
77. For all in-tents and purposes, camping is pretty cool
78. I could go camping forest of my life
79. The s’more, the merrier!

Witty Hiking Puns

1. I love camping — it’s in-tents
2. I love hiking — I don’t take it for granite
3. Don’t be a pine in the ass!
4. Two’s companies, trees a crowd
5. Come on, summit up now!
6. Be sure to leaf your worries behind
7. These views are unbe-leaf-able!
8. Wood you like to go for a hike with me?
9. I’m trying to mount-ain my distance
10. Hiking puns are hill-arious!
11. Hiking is a hill of a lot of fun!
12. Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
13. Hiking with my birches
14. I fernly believe in the quality of my hiking puns!
15. Quali-tree control
16. Hiking is all the range
17. These boots were made for hikin’.
18. Hiking with just me and my buds
19. Woke up feeling pine
20. I went for a hike, now I’m feel oak-ay
21. May the forest be with you.
22. The hill looked hard at first, but I got over it.
23. Gotta keep hiking, come hill or high water
24. These views are beautiful as far as the eye canyon see
25. Dew you love morning walks in the woods?
26. If something’s bothering you, shrub it off and go for a hike!
27. Let’s meet for branch and go for a hike!
28. What were you saying? I lost my terrain of though
29. What you were saying about hiking really peaked my interest!
30. There’s snow place like the mountains
31. I’ve found the mountain of youth — it’s hiking
32. Slow down! Don’t you Everest?
33. If you’re feeling bad, you better change your altitude
34. Are you done with the bad hiking puns? I can’t bear any more!
35. This hike? More like climb and punishment!
36. Stop! Don’t peak!
37. Don’t burn your ridges
38. Keep your eyes on the rise
39. Don’t get your slopes up
40. Steep and cheerful
41. I’m all a-boot that hiking life
42. Range against the machine!
43. Have you tried hiking? It really Alps clear your mind!
44. Andes-cent exposure
45. I’ve caught Himalayan once or twice.
46. I’ve been around the rock a couple of times.
47. Tall no lies!
48. At times hike this, you just have to get outside
49. You’ve got to hike a balance
50. Canyon help me out?
51. Just kickin’ it with my birches, how about you?
52. Wood you believe that I’m actually on a hike right now?
53. I’m a succa for nature.
54. I would never leaf my dog behind if I was going on a hike.
55. Think outside. No box required.
56. You don’t like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
57. Going for a hike whether you lake it or not.
58. I fern-ly believe my tree puns are quality.
59. Sticking to the backcountry rivers, because they’re less mainstream.

60. Come to the mountains. The weather’s pine.
61. I’m so excited about hiking that I almost wet my plants.
62. Plants are my buds.
63. What a perfect day to go hiking. I hope we do this s’more.
64. Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
65. Last bud not least, it’s time to take a hike.
66. Make like a tree and stand tall.
67. How does a tree show that it doesn’t know the answer to something? It shrubs.
68. Getting to the top of the hill was such a re-leaf.
69. What did the river say to the hiker with the clunky boots? Water those?!
70. There is no WiFi in the forest, but I promise you will find a better connection.
71. Water you doing next to the river?
72. Made it to the summit. I know it’s all downhill from here.
73. Hike, hike, baby.
74. Someone told me to ‘take a hike,’ so I did.
75. Let’s put the petal to the metal.
76. These boots were made for hiking.
77. The grass is greener where you water it.
78. You grow, girl.
79. Excuse me, I’m peaking.
80. Top of the mountain to you.
81. Pine-ing for these views.
82. Tree is company.
83. Take a peak at this.
84. Rock on.
85. Glow with the flow.
86. Don’t sweat the small hikes.
87. Pretty fly for a cacti.
88. I’m waterfallin’ for you.