Hiking Puns
- Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill-areas.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
- What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still no eye deer!
- Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
- See those rocks? Don’t take ’em all for granite.
- Hiked it, liked it.
- This hike rocked.
- Why did the hipster die? He got caught in the mainstream.
- (by a river/stream) This is my kind of streaming.
- (by a river/stream) Manic pixie stream girl
- (by a lake) My kind of Laker girls
- Side rustle
- Netflix and chill? More like Trailmix and Hill.
- Hey, did you hear the joke about the hill? I couldn’t get over it!
- These boots were made for hikin’
- May the forest be with you.
- Hiking can be a pine in the ass, but I love it
- To summit all up…we had a great time
- Leaf your troubles behind and go on a hike
- These trees are unbe-leaf-ably beautiful!
- Two’s company, tree’s a crowd
- Wood you like to go camping with me?
- (for socially distanced hikes) Just trying to moun-tain my distance
- (for socially distanced hikes) Basking and masking in the sunshine
- There’s snow place like home (or Washington, or wherever you are!)
- First branch, then brunch
- What did you say? I lost my terrain of thought!
- This hike really peaked my interest.
- Dew-n’t you love to walk in the woods?
- Gorge-ous views as far as the eye canyon see
- Come hill or high water, we’ll keep hiking
- I could bear-ly finish this hike
- Searching for the mountain of youth
- Bear with me here…
- You trek a lot. Don’t you Everest?
- You need a change of altitude!
- This hike was climb and punishment
- Actions peak louder than words
- Keep your eyes on the rise!
- Don’t get your slopes up
- I’m all a-boot hiking
- Hiking really Alps clear my mind
- (on a climbing trip) Love this supportive boulder holder
- (on a climbing trip) It’s a hard rock life
- I’m a succa for the yucca
- Are you oak-ay? Yeah, I’m pine!
- These are my buds
- These are my birches
- I fernly beleaf my puns are qualitree
- Last bud not least, we went hiking
- Make like a tree and leaf!

- Getting to the top was such a re-leaf
- This is Andes-cent exposure
- Hiking and happiness go hand in hand…or foot in boot.
- Hey, water you doing tonight?
- She told me to take a hike, so I did.
- Put the petal to the metal
- You grow, girl
- Putting the bliss in blisters
- Getting blisters with my sisters
- Toe-ing the line between fun and torture
- You need special gear for hiking…and a bit of a special soul as well.
- These people are my sole-mates.
- Resting beach face.
- Love these gulls and buoys
- I’d be lost without these friends (and our GPS)
- I like big buttes and I cannot lie
- A great place to hit rock bottom
- Let’s rock and roll!
- Adventure, served on the rocks
- This was a pretty gneiss hike
- Power to the pebbles
- I don’t wanna chalk about it
- I’m sensing some tents-ion
- Packing up camp really raises the stakes
- Missed-stakes were made
- For all in-tents and purposes, camping is pretty cool
- I could go camping forest of my life
- The s’more, the merrier!
Witty Hiking Puns

- I love camping — it’s in-tents
- I love hiking — I don’t take it for granite
- Don’t be a pine in the ass!
- Two’s companies, trees a crowd
- Come on, summit up now!
- Be sure to leaf your worries behind
- These views are unbe-leaf-able!
- Wood you like to go for a hike with me?
- I’m trying to mount-ain my distance
- Hiking puns are hill-arious!
- Hiking is a hill of a lot of fun!
- Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
- Hiking with my birches
- I fernly believe in the quality of my hiking puns!
- Quali-tree control
- Hiking is all the range
- These boots were made for hikin’.
- Hiking with just me and my buds
- Woke up feeling pine
- I went for a hike, now I’m feel oak-ay
- May the forest be with you.
- The hill looked hard at first, but I got over it.
- Gotta keep hiking, come hill or high water
- These views are beautiful as far as the eye canyon see
- Dew you love morning walks in the woods?
- If something’s bothering you, shrub it off and go for a hike!
- Let’s meet for branch and go for a hike!
- What were you saying? I lost my terrain of though
- What you were saying about hiking really peaked my interest!
- There’s snow place like the mountains
- I’ve found the mountain of youth — it’s hiking
- Slow down! Don’t you Everest?
- If you’re feeling bad, you better change your altitude
- Are you done with the bad hiking puns? I can’t bear any more!
- This hike? More like climb and punishment!
- Stop! Don’t peak!
- Don’t burn your ridges
- Keep your eyes on the rise
- Don’t get your slopes up
- Steep and cheerful
- I’m all a-boot that hiking life
- Range against the machine!
- Have you tried hiking? It really Alps clear your mind!
- Andes-cent exposure
- I’ve caught Himalayan once or twice.
- I’ve been around the rock a couple of times.
- Tall no lies!
- At times hike this, you just have to get outside
- You’ve got to hike a balance
- Canyon help me out?
- Just kickin’ it with my birches, how about you?
- Wood you believe that I’m actually on a hike right now?
- I’m a succa for nature.
- I would never leaf my dog behind if I was going on a hike.
- Think outside. No box required.
- You don’t like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
- Going for a hike whether you lake it or not.
- I fern-ly believe my tree puns are quality.
- Sticking to the backcountry rivers, because they’re less mainstream.

- Come to the mountains. The weather’s pine.
- I’m so excited about hiking that I almost wet my plants.
- Plants are my buds.
- What a perfect day to go hiking. I hope we do this s’more.
- Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
- Last bud not least, it’s time to take a hike.
- Make like a tree and stand tall.
- How does a tree show that it doesn’t know the answer to something? It shrubs.
- Getting to the top of the hill was such a re-leaf.
- What did the river say to the hiker with the clunky boots? Water those?!
- There is no WiFi in the forest, but I promise you will find a better connection.
- Water you doing next to the river?
- Made it to the summit. I know it’s all downhill from here.
- Hike, hike, baby.
- Someone told me to ‘take a hike,’ so I did.
- Let’s put the petal to the metal.
- These boots were made for hiking.
- The grass is greener where you water it.
- You grow, girl.
- Excuse me, I’m peaking.
- Top of the mountain to you.
- Pine-ing for these views.
- Tree is company.
- Take a peak at this.
- Rock on.
- Glow with the flow.
- Don’t sweat the small hikes.
- Pretty fly for a cacti.
- I’m waterfallin’ for you.