160+ Hiking Puns & Jokes

Hiking Puns

  1. Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill-areas.
  2. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
  3. What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still no eye deer!
  4. Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
  5. See those rocks? Don’t take ’em all for granite.
  6. Hiked it, liked it.
  7. This hike rocked.
  8. Why did the hipster die? He got caught in the mainstream.
  9. (by a river/stream) This is my kind of streaming.
  10. (by a river/stream) Manic pixie stream girl
  11. (by a lake) My kind of Laker girls
  12. Side rustle
  13. Netflix and chill? More like Trailmix and Hill.
  14. Hey, did you hear the joke about the hill? I couldn’t get over it!
  15. These boots were made for hikin’
  16. May the forest be with you.
  17. Hiking can be a pine in the ass, but I love it
  18. To summit all up…we had a great time
  19. Leaf your troubles behind and go on a hike
  20. These trees are unbe-leaf-ably beautiful!
  21. Two’s company, tree’s a crowd
  22. Wood you like to go camping with me?
  23. (for socially distanced hikes) Just trying to moun-tain my distance
  24. (for socially distanced hikes) Basking and masking in the sunshine
  25. There’s snow place like home (or Washington, or wherever you are!)
  26. First branch, then brunch
  27. What did you say? I lost my terrain of thought!
  28. This hike really peaked my interest.
  29. Dew-n’t you love to walk in the woods?
  30. Gorge-ous views as far as the eye canyon see
  31. Come hill or high water, we’ll keep hiking
  32. I could bear-ly finish this hike
  33. Searching for the mountain of youth
  34. Bear with me here…
  35. You trek a lot. Don’t you Everest?
  36. You need a change of altitude!
  37. This hike was climb and punishment
  38. Actions peak louder than words
  39. Keep your eyes on the rise!
  40. Don’t get your slopes up
  41. I’m all a-boot hiking
  42. Hiking really Alps clear my mind
  43. (on a climbing trip) Love this supportive boulder holder
  44. (on a climbing trip) It’s a hard rock life
  45. I’m a succa for the yucca
  46. Are you oak-ay? Yeah, I’m pine!
  47. These are my buds
  48. These are my birches
  49. I fernly beleaf my puns are qualitree
  50. Last bud not least, we went hiking
  51. Make like a tree and leaf!
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160+ Hiking Puns & Jokes
  1. Getting to the top was such a re-leaf
  2. This is Andes-cent exposure
  3. Hiking and happiness go hand in hand…or foot in boot.
  4. Hey, water you doing tonight?
  5. She told me to take a hike, so I did.
  6. Put the petal to the metal
  7. You grow, girl
  8. Putting the bliss in blisters
  9. Getting blisters with my sisters
  10. Toe-ing the line between fun and torture
  11. You need special gear for hiking…and a bit of a special soul as well.
  12. These people are my sole-mates.
  13. Resting beach face.
  14. Love these gulls and buoys
  15. I’d be lost without these friends (and our GPS)
  16. I like big buttes and I cannot lie
  17. A great place to hit rock bottom
  18. Let’s rock and roll!
  19. Adventure, served on the rocks
  20. This was a pretty gneiss hike
  21. Power to the pebbles
  22. I don’t wanna chalk about it
  23. I’m sensing some tents-ion
  24. Packing up camp really raises the stakes
  25. Missed-stakes were made
  26. For all in-tents and purposes, camping is pretty cool
  27. I could go camping forest of my life
  28. The s’more, the merrier!

Witty Hiking Puns

160+ Hiking Puns & Jokes
  1. I love camping — it’s in-tents
  2. I love hiking — I don’t take it for granite
  3. Don’t be a pine in the ass!
  4. Two’s companies, trees a crowd
  5. Come on, summit up now!
  6. Be sure to leaf your worries behind
  7. These views are unbe-leaf-able!
  8. Wood you like to go for a hike with me?
  9. I’m trying to mount-ain my distance
  10. Hiking puns are hill-arious!
  11. Hiking is a hill of a lot of fun!
  12. Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
  13. Hiking with my birches
  14. I fernly believe in the quality of my hiking puns!
  15. Quali-tree control
  16. Hiking is all the range
  17. These boots were made for hikin’.
  18. Hiking with just me and my buds
  19. Woke up feeling pine
  20. I went for a hike, now I’m feel oak-ay
  21. May the forest be with you.
  22. The hill looked hard at first, but I got over it.
  23. Gotta keep hiking, come hill or high water
  24. These views are beautiful as far as the eye canyon see
  25. Dew you love morning walks in the woods?
  26. If something’s bothering you, shrub it off and go for a hike!
  27. Let’s meet for branch and go for a hike!
  28. What were you saying? I lost my terrain of though
  29. What you were saying about hiking really peaked my interest!
  30. There’s snow place like the mountains
  31. I’ve found the mountain of youth — it’s hiking
  32. Slow down! Don’t you Everest?
  33. If you’re feeling bad, you better change your altitude
  34. Are you done with the bad hiking puns? I can’t bear any more!
  35. This hike? More like climb and punishment!
  36. Stop! Don’t peak!
  37. Don’t burn your ridges
  38. Keep your eyes on the rise
  39. Don’t get your slopes up
  40. Steep and cheerful
  41. I’m all a-boot that hiking life
  42. Range against the machine!
  43. Have you tried hiking? It really Alps clear your mind!
  44. Andes-cent exposure
  45. I’ve caught Himalayan once or twice.
  46. I’ve been around the rock a couple of times.
  47. Tall no lies!
  48. At times hike this, you just have to get outside
  49. You’ve got to hike a balance
  50. Canyon help me out?
  51. Just kickin’ it with my birches, how about you?
  52. Wood you believe that I’m actually on a hike right now?
  53. I’m a succa for nature.
  54. I would never leaf my dog behind if I was going on a hike.
  55. Think outside. No box required.
  56. You don’t like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
  57. Going for a hike whether you lake it or not.
  58. I fern-ly believe my tree puns are quality.
  59. Sticking to the backcountry rivers, because they’re less mainstream.
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160+ Hiking Puns & Jokes
  1. Come to the mountains. The weather’s pine.
  2. I’m so excited about hiking that I almost wet my plants.
  3. Plants are my buds.
  4. What a perfect day to go hiking. I hope we do this s’more.
  5. Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
  6. Last bud not least, it’s time to take a hike.
  7. Make like a tree and stand tall.
  8. How does a tree show that it doesn’t know the answer to something? It shrubs.
  9. Getting to the top of the hill was such a re-leaf.
  10. What did the river say to the hiker with the clunky boots? Water those?!
  11. There is no WiFi in the forest, but I promise you will find a better connection.
  12. Water you doing next to the river?
  13. Made it to the summit. I know it’s all downhill from here.
  14. Hike, hike, baby.
  15. Someone told me to ‘take a hike,’ so I did.
  16. Let’s put the petal to the metal.
  17. These boots were made for hiking.
  18. The grass is greener where you water it.
  19. You grow, girl.
  20. Excuse me, I’m peaking.
  21. Top of the mountain to you.
  22. Pine-ing for these views.
  23. Tree is company.
  24. Take a peak at this.
  25. Rock on.
  26. Glow with the flow.
  27. Don’t sweat the small hikes.
  28. Pretty fly for a cacti.
  29. I’m waterfallin’ for you.