Best Orange Puns and One-Liners
- Bitter late than never.
- I’m not sure if you know this, but I’m kind of a big peel.
- Better late than navel.
- All zest up, no place to grow!
- Don’t call us — peel call you.
- The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.”
- I’m scared I’m turning orange. Hopefully, it’s just a pigment of my imagination!
- Help me orange things around here.
- I’m not half the person I juiced to be.
- Peel the burn.
- Orange you glad you met me?
- Fruity is only skin deep.
- Can you peel the love tonight?
- Back to the daily grind.
- All you seed is love.
- Mind your own squeezewax!
- You’re my zest friend.
- It’s all about the peel good factor.
- I give this orange the peel of approval.
- Rinders keepers!
Best Orange Jokes

- What happened when the orange broke out of prison? All heck broke juice.
- Why did the orange fall out of the tree? It went out on a limb.
- Why do oranges wear sunblock? Because they peel.
- Last night I dreamt I was swimming in orange soda. It turned out to be a “fanta-sea.”
- Why did the orange turn into orange juice? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
- Why did the orange go out with the prune? Lately, it’s been so hard to find a date.
- How do oranges communicate with one another? They speak in Mandarin.
- What do you get when you stir orange soda with a stick? A “fanta-stick” combination.
- Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
- Why do oranges see so well? Because they know to keep their eyes peeled.
- Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree? Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
- Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t “peeling” well.
- Why do oranges do well on tests? They know how to concentrate.
- Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review? Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
- Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him? He was planted with a seed of doubt.
- What do you call a punctual citrus fruit? A Clockwork Orange.
- A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?” The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
- What did the orange do the night before the exam? He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
- Why did the orange get pulled over while driving? He kept peeling out.
- What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
- What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together? They had a “fruit-ful” day.
- Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner? Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
- What rhymes with orange? No, it doesn’t.
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
- Why was the orange feeling sad? It lost its zest for life.
- Did you hear about the orange boxer? He got beaten to a pulp.
- Why are oranges so observant? They’re full of vitamin “see.”
- Why did the orange cry? Someone hurt its peelings.
- What happens when you rub two oranges together? You get Pulp Friction.
- What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting? They peeled the deal.
- Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage? It was a boom-orange.
- Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for? Emperor Pulpatine.
- What do oranges like to listen to? Musical com-peel-ations.
- Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class? She was the zest in class.
- Why did the orange refuse her parents’ insistence that she get engaged? She was against orange-d marriages.
- Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road? To do a random act of rindness.
- What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red? Fanta Claus.
- What happened when the orange, apple, and banana went on a picnic? They had a fruit-ful day.
- Why did the orange get insurance? Zest in case.
- What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story? “That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
- Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
- Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
- Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
- What did the apple teacher say to her student? Help me orange the chairs please!
- What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
- What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
- What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
- Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
- What did the orange say when a knife pierced it’s peel? Flesh wound.
- What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
- What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
- Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
- Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
Fruity Orange Puns

- Orange you going to say anything?
- Don’t sweet the small stuff.
- I’ll be there in half a sour.
- Could you help me orange the fruit bowl?
- Pip, pip, hooray!
- A pip off the old block.
- You’ve got a bit of a pip on your shoulder.
- I would like more than one orange please, in fact give me Seville.
- I’ll stay as long as you seed me to.
- A hop, pip and a jump.
- My favorite color is tangerine- isn’t that orange-inal?
- I’m scared I’m turning orange, hopefully it’s just a pigment of my imagination.
Orange Juice Puns
- Get juiced to it.
- Life’s a squeeze.
- I’m juiced around the corner.
- Squeezed as punch.
- I’m at a bit of a juice end.
- I would love to focus on peeling this orange, but I’m finding it hard to concentrate!
- I had a dream about swimming in orange juice, perhaps it was just a fanta-sea.
- Squeeze don’t go!
- I’m juiced so pleased with the fruits of my labour.
- Squeeze the day!
Orange Zest Puns

- All the zest.
- You’re my zest friend.
- Time to put these oranges to the zest.
- You look like you’re zest for success.
- I would go to the party, but I’m just not feeling my zest.
- All zest up, with no place to grow!
- Laughter is the zest medicine.
- I zest my case.
- And the zest was history.
- I love your orange party zest!
- I was stunned by their beauty, it was very a-zest-ing.
Orange Peel Puns
- I’m not sure if you know this but, I’m kind of a big peel.
- That’s a bit of a peel breaker for me.
- Just another way to sweeten the peel.
- I would love an orange slice, they are just such an a-peel-ing fruit.
- It’s all about the peel good factor.
- I’m head over peels in love with orange squash.
- I’m going out of my rind!
- I don’t really like orange juice, it just doesn’t a-peel to me.
- Ok rind it up guys.
- Do you rind?
- Did you hear the news? Absolutely a-peel-ing!
- Don’t call us…peel call you.
- We are going rind in circles.
- You are driving me rind the bend!
- Keep your eyes peeled.
- Random acts of rindness.
- Back to the daily rind.
- I couldn’t believe it either- it’s un-peel-ievable!
Orange Puns for Significant Others

- Orange you glad you met me!
- Orange you the sweetest?
- You are frutiful!
- Orange you glad we found each other?
Miscellaneous Orange Puns
- Orange you having a good time?
- Loose as a juice!
- I’m not really that good at puns, but I’m sure we can orange something.
- I peel you.
- Orange you glad these puns are a-peeling?
- That’s a tough peel to swallow.
- Orange you glad to see me?
- What’s the big peel?
- Peel better soon!
- Get peel!
- I zest my case!
- Don’t fruit the messenger.
- I can’t concentrate.
Orange Themed Knock Knock Jokes
- Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
- He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade.
- Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
- Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.