Tire Puns
- It gets more expensive to buy a tire pump with every year that passes. It’s all that inflation.
- Do you know the difference between a cyclist and a tricyclist? Attire.
- I was two tired to try out my new unicycle.
- I left my bike beside a wall this morning and it fell over. It was two tired.
- Congratulations on your re-tire-ment.
- Bikes need a kickstand. They’re two tired to stand up on their own.
- I blew a tire on my way home and had to push my bike home. It was a drag.
- I changed my bike’s tires for the last time. It was time for retirement.
Wheel Puns

- The cycle maintenance dude suffers from narcolepsy. He gets wheelie tired.
- I bought a new wheel from the cycle shop, but it was missing something in the middle. I called up to complain and they put me straight through to their spokes-person.
- So your birthday has rolled around again… have a wheelie good time!
- I crashed my bike into a wall today. It was wheelie unfortunate.
- I had a bike with no wheels and it worked for ages. It just wasn’t tired.
- I used some paper to make a bike. It doesn’t move – it’s a stationery bike.
- The unicyclist knew his friends two wheel.
- I admit my bike puns can get wheelie tire-some.
- There’s really only one wheel difference between a bike and a trike.
Funny Cycling Puns

- My bike chain went rusty. Then my whole bicycle fell apart. It was a chain reaction.
- I went cycling through a flower-filled meadow yesterday. My bike looks much prettier with its daisy chain.
- My sister loves hers e-bike because she’s indecisive. She likes that it takes charge.
- A woodcutter built his own motorbike and used wood for the frame, the engine and even the brakes. But it wooden start.
- When my bike hurts me I kick it back. You could say we’re in a vicious cycle.
- I cry whenever I go over my handlebars. My mates always say I need to get a grip.
- I broke my bike today so I’ll have to fork out for a new one.
- I crossed a bike with a flower and got… cycle petals.
- There’s a vampire bike around here that keeps biting other cyclists. It’s a vicious cycle.
- I returned my new bike to the shop and explained the pedals weren’t working. The owner said that’s why it’s called a push bike.
- I lycra your new bike.
- Can you handle my bike gags? Or do you need a brake?
- Whoever sold me these handlebars needs to get a grip.
- I can’t stand it when my bike keeps falling over.
- If you ride your bike twice in one day is that recycling?
- Do you know what the hardest thing is about learning to ride a bike? The road.
Funny Cyclist Puns

- My brother went crazy when I took his last piece of candy. He’s a cycle path.
- I was out cycling and there was a massive tropical storm. I decided to cyclone.
- My sports-mad cousin dropped out of university when he realised he’d signed up for psychology.
- There’s a little shop round the corner that does a roaring trade in removing a single eye from cyclists. It’s called Cycle-Ops.
- Paleontologists have discovered a type of dinosaur that used to ride bikes. They’ve named it the velo-ciraptor.
- Did you know Alfred Hitchcock used to be a fan of downhill mountain biking. He was a master of suspension.
- I nearly ran an old lady over while on my bike yesterday. You need to learn to use a bell she said. I know how to use a bell… I just can’t ride my bike.
- I was selling my bike and an interested buyer asked what’s the lowest I’d go. About 2mph I said, otherwise you’d tip over.
- I was far quicker on my bike today than yesterday. I was in a totally different gear.
- I rode my bike to safely dispose of some paper, cans and bottles easier. It was some distance and I was tired on the way back. I had to recycle.
- I spotted a toddler with cheese strapped to his trike. It must have been his baby bell.
- My bank manager has finally given up riding his bike. He’s lost his balance.
- My dog, Rover, used to chase everyone on a bike. I had to take his bike away.
- I used to be obsessed with my bike, going out three or four times a day. But I’ve managed the break the cycle now.
- Cycopath: someone who has strong urges for a life behind (handle) bars.
- I like cyclists who torque the talk.
- I used to know a little boy who took his bike to bed. He didn’t want to sleep walk.
Bike puns so terrible they will make you smile
- My mate punched a driver for pulling into the bike lane. He’s a bit of a cycle-path.
- There was a massive tropical storm while I was out riding my bike. I decide to cyclone.
- My bike-mad cousin dropped out of university after one lecture. He was disappointed when he realised it wasn’t pronounced cycle-ology.
- I run a surgery practice for cyclists who want to remove one of their eyes. It’s called ‘Cycle-ops’.
- The dude who makes my wheels suffers from narcolepsy. He just gets wheelie, wheelie tyred.
- Apparently there was a type of dinosaur which used to ride a bike. The velo-ciraptor
- A female boxer let the air out of both my wheels recently. I had two puncture.
- Everytime my bike hurts me, I punch it right back. It’s a vicious cycle.
- I bought a new wheel from the local bike shop, but it was missing something in the middle. When I complained, they sent me straight through to their spokes-person.
- My bike always looks at me with a sense of sexual resentment. I think it wants to ride on top for a while.
- When my bike chain rusted, the rest of my bike started falling apart too. It was a chain reaction.
- A man woke up one morning with no hair and two flat tyres. It was case of ‘air today, gone tomorrow’.
- I cycled through a meadow the other day and my bike looks much prettier now. I’ve got a daisy chain.
- A maniac cut someone in half while I was on my bike today. I missed it, but my chainsaw.
- Did you know Alfred Hitchcock used to be into downhill mountain biking? He was the master of suspens-ion.
- My mate is really good on a unicycle but very socially awkward. She can’t handle-bars.
- A nostalgic mate’s bike broke the same day he f*cked up a mixtape he was making for his girlfriend. Now he needs a new cassette.
- My race time today was so much better than yesterday. I was in a whole different gear.
- I bought some handlebars recently but they’re a little bare. I told the guy I bought them from he needs to get a grip.
- It’s getting harder to use a bike pump with every year that passes. All that inflation.
- My bike is absolutely disgusting these days. You should see the skidmarks.
Bike Puns – Wheels

- You might get wheelie tired of riding your bike all day after a long trail.
- Grab your friends, bike to the beach and have a wheelie good time.
- The difference between a bike and a unicycle isn’t wheelie that much.
- I needed to submit a complaint about my bike tire. They forwarded me to their spokesperson.
- Biking has made a wheel difference in my fitness goals with each turn.
- After changing my last bike tire, it hit a rock and did a blowout. I guess it wanted to retire.
- The wheels on my bike would not turn. They were two-tired to keep going.
- My wheel-less bike has lasted forever. It never gets tired.
- I sometimes fall straight to sleep after a biking trail because I am wheelie tired.
- My bike was missing an important part of the wheel. When I complained at the shop, they introduced me to their spokesman.
- I lost my bike down a hill on the trail and that was wheelie sad for me.
Fun Spelling Bike Puns
- I avoid bike riding at night. The trails are full of cyclepaths.
- My sister unenrolled from college after finding out that her major is psychology and not “cycle-ology.”
- After a horrendous biking accident, my friend lost his eye and is now known as the cycle-ops.
- I added a few flowers to my bike, giving it some extra petals.
- I avoid taking my bike on haunted trails. The suspense-ion is too much for me.
- If your biking habit takes over, it is time to schedule an appointment with a cycle-ologist.
Bike Puns Including Parts
- Take a brake after a long bike ride.
- Somebody tried to buy my bike today and ask how low I will go. I replied one mile per hour, or you will tip over.
- Do you know what the hardest thing is about riding your bike? It’s the road.
- My bike shop asked me who I thought should be their company marketer. I told them the spokesperson.
- I am addicted to bike riding multiple times a day; it is time to break the cycle.
- What mustache do most bikers sport when riding? The handlebar mustache, of course.
- If your bike stops working shortly after leaving the shop, it’s because the owner spoke too soon.
- The chain on my bike keeps breaking like a recurring cycle.
- My bike made a beeline for the trash bin and crashed. I guess it wanted to be recycled.
- Bike air pumps are getting expensive with the rising inflation.
- I purchased a recumbent bike last week, but I don’t seem to be going anywhere.
- I got hurt and needed to have my bike replaced, so I spoke up right away.
- I decided it was time to transition my routine. I wanted to shift my exercise into a different gear.
- I bike through a field of wildflowers regularly, so I can get a daisy chain.
- My new handlebars are missing something. I need to get a grip.
- What is the difference between a lawyer on a bike ride and an accountant? Their at-tire.
- First, it was the spokes and then the pedals. My bike breaking down was a chain reaction.
- The battle between me and my bike is resulting in a vicious cycle.
- I needed to change up my biking game, so I ordered an electric bike. I did not have to spend time thinking about the environment around me since it will take charge.
- What do an introvert and a unicycle have in common? They can’t handlebars.
- It was my turn to take off the trash, and I rode my bike. Heading back made me tired, so I had to recycle all the way home.
- My friend is a gymnast and has sworn off biking again. She discovered she lost her balance.
- I felt my chain twist on my bike, so I slowed my peddling. I didn’t want it to brake.
- The bike with no tires ended up working well for my friend. That is probably because it wasn’t tired.
- My cross-country time has improved significantly since last week. I believe it is because I’ve been in a different gear.
- My handlebars are making me angry when I ride. I really need to get a grip.
- My friend’s bike is two tired and keeps falling over after each ride.
- Young bikers do not know how to brake and take sharp corners on two wheels.
- I always make sure my seat is secured. I’ve had too many dreams on my bike where I rectum and lost the seat.
- Before I buy a bike, I give it a test and check out the skid marks.
- My friend got angry when we stopped on the trail. He kept going because he is a cycle-path.
- What do bikers and inmates have in common? They are behind bars.
- My wife must really enjoy biking, she goes through her cycle regularly.