120+ Bike Puns & Jokes

Tire Puns

1. It gets more expensive to buy a tire pump with every year that passes. It’s all that inflation.
2. Do you know the difference between a cyclist and a tricyclist? Attire.
3. I was two tired to try out my new unicycle.
4. I left my bike beside a wall this morning and it fell over. It was two tired.
5. Congratulations on your re-tire-ment.
6. Bikes need a kickstand. They’re two tired to stand up on their own.
7. I blew a tire on my way home and had to push my bike home. It was a drag.
8. I changed my bike’s tires for the last time. It was time for retirement.

Wheel Puns

1. The cycle maintenance dude suffers from narcolepsy. He gets wheelie tired.
2. I bought a new wheel from the cycle shop, but it was missing something in the middle. I called up to complain and they put me straight through to their spokes-person.
3. So your birthday has rolled around again… have a wheelie good time!
4. I crashed my bike into a wall today. It was wheelie unfortunate.
5. I had a bike with no wheels and it worked for ages. It just wasn’t tired.
6. I used some paper to make a bike. It doesn’t move – it’s a stationery bike.
7. The unicyclist knew his friends two wheel.
8. I admit my bike puns can get wheelie tire-some.
9. There’s really only one wheel difference between a bike and a trike.

Funny Cycling Puns

1. My bike chain went rusty. Then my whole bicycle fell apart. It was a chain reaction.
2. I went cycling through a flower-filled meadow yesterday. My bike looks much prettier with its daisy chain.
3. My sister loves hers e-bike because she’s indecisive. She likes that it takes charge.
4. A woodcutter built his own motorbike and used wood for the frame, the engine and even the brakes. But it wooden start.
5. When my bike hurts me I kick it back. You could say we’re in a vicious cycle.
6. I cry whenever I go over my handlebars. My mates always say I need to get a grip.
7. I broke my bike today so I’ll have to fork out for a new one.
8. I crossed a bike with a flower and got… cycle petals.
9. There’s a vampire bike around here that keeps biting other cyclists. It’s a vicious cycle.
10. I returned my new bike to the shop and explained the pedals weren’t working. The owner said that’s why it’s called a push bike.
11. I lycra your new bike.
12. Can you handle my bike gags? Or do you need a brake?
13. Whoever sold me these handlebars needs to get a grip.
14. I can’t stand it when my bike keeps falling over.
15. If you ride your bike twice in one day is that recycling?
16. Do you know what the hardest thing is about learning to ride a bike? The road.

Funny Cyclist Puns

1. My brother went crazy when I took his last piece of candy. He’s a cycle path.
2. I was out cycling and there was a massive tropical storm. I decided to cyclone.
3. My sports-mad cousin dropped out of university when he realised he’d signed up for psychology.
4. There’s a little shop round the corner that does a roaring trade in removing a single eye from cyclists. It’s called Cycle-Ops.
5. Paleontologists have discovered a type of dinosaur that used to ride bikes. They’ve named it the velo-ciraptor.
6. Did you know Alfred Hitchcock used to be a fan of downhill mountain biking. He was a master of suspension.
7. I nearly ran an old lady over while on my bike yesterday. You need to learn to use a bell she said. I know how to use a bell… I just can’t ride my bike.
8. I was selling my bike and an interested buyer asked what’s the lowest I’d go. About 2mph I said, otherwise you’d tip over.
9. I was far quicker on my bike today than yesterday. I was in a totally different gear.
10. I rode my bike to safely dispose of some paper, cans and bottles easier. It was some distance and I was tired on the way back. I had to recycle.
11. I spotted a toddler with cheese strapped to his trike. It must have been his baby bell.
12. My bank manager has finally given up riding his bike. He’s lost his balance.
13. My dog, Rover, used to chase everyone on a bike. I had to take his bike away.
14. I used to be obsessed with my bike, going out three or four times a day. But I’ve managed the break the cycle now.
15. Cycopath: someone who has strong urges for a life behind (handle) bars.
16. I like cyclists who torque the talk.
17. I used to know a little boy who took his bike to bed. He didn’t want to sleep walk.

Bike puns so terrible they will make you smile

1. My mate punched a driver for pulling into the bike lane. He’s a bit of a cycle-path.
2. There was a massive tropical storm while I was out riding my bike. I decide to cyclone.
3. My bike-mad cousin dropped out of university after one lecture. He was disappointed when he realised it wasn’t pronounced cycle-ology.
4. I run a surgery practice for cyclists who want to remove one of their eyes. It’s called ‘Cycle-ops’.
5. The dude who makes my wheels suffers from narcolepsy. He just gets wheelie, wheelie tyred.
6. Apparently there was a type of dinosaur which used to ride a bike. The velo-ciraptor
7. A female boxer let the air out of both my wheels recently. I had two puncture.
8. Everytime my bike hurts me, I punch it right back. It’s a vicious cycle.
9. I bought a new wheel from the local bike shop, but it was missing something in the middle. When I complained, they sent me straight through to their spokes-person.
10. My bike always looks at me with a sense of sexual resentment. I think it wants to ride on top for a while.
11. When my bike chain rusted, the rest of my bike started falling apart too. It was a chain reaction.
12. A man woke up one morning with no hair and two flat tyres. It was case of ‘air today, gone tomorrow’.
13. I cycled through a meadow the other day and my bike looks much prettier now. I’ve got a daisy chain.
14. A maniac cut someone in half while I was on my bike today. I missed it, but my chainsaw.
15. Did you know Alfred Hitchcock used to be into downhill mountain biking? He was the master of suspens-ion.
16. My mate is really good on a unicycle but very socially awkward. She can’t handle-bars.
17. A nostalgic mate’s bike broke the same day he f*cked up a mixtape he was making for his girlfriend. Now he needs a new cassette.
18. My race time today was so much better than yesterday. I was in a whole different gear.
19. I bought some handlebars recently but they’re a little bare. I told the guy I bought them from he needs to get a grip.
20. It’s getting harder to use a bike pump with every year that passes. All that inflation.
21. My bike is absolutely disgusting these days. You should see the skidmarks.

Bike Puns – Wheels

1. You might get wheelie tired of riding your bike all day after a long trail.
2. Grab your friends, bike to the beach and have a wheelie good time. 
3. The difference between a bike and a unicycle isn’t wheelie that much. 
4. I needed to submit a complaint about my bike tire. They forwarded me to their spokesperson.
5. Biking has made a wheel difference in my fitness goals with each turn.
6. After changing my last bike tire, it hit a rock and did a blowout. I guess it wanted to retire.
7. The wheels on my bike would not turn. They were two-tired to keep going. 
8. My wheel-less bike has lasted forever. It never gets tired. 
9. I sometimes fall straight to sleep after a biking trail because I am wheelie tired. 
10. My bike was missing an important part of the wheel. When I complained at the shop, they introduced me to their spokesman.
11. I lost my bike down a hill on the trail and that was wheelie sad for me. 

Fun Spelling Bike Puns

1. I avoid bike riding at night. The trails are full of cyclepaths. 
2. My sister unenrolled from college after finding out that her major is psychology and not “cycle-ology.”
3. After a horrendous biking accident, my friend lost his eye and is now known as the cycle-ops. 
4. I added a few flowers to my bike, giving it some extra petals. 
5. I avoid taking my bike on haunted trails. The suspense-ion is too much for me. 
6. If your biking habit takes over, it is time to schedule an appointment with a cycle-ologist.

Bike Puns Including Parts

1. Take a brake after a long bike ride. 
2. Somebody tried to buy my bike today and ask how low I will go. I replied one mile per hour, or you will tip over. 
3. Do you know what the hardest thing is about riding your bike? It’s the road.
4. My bike shop asked me who I thought should be their company marketer. I told them the spokesperson.
5. I am addicted to bike riding multiple times a day; it is time to break the cycle. 
6. What mustache do most bikers sport when riding? The handlebar mustache, of course. 
7. If your bike stops working shortly after leaving the shop, it’s because the owner spoke too soon. 
8. The chain on my bike keeps breaking like a recurring cycle. 
9. My bike made a beeline for the trash bin and crashed. I guess it wanted to be recycled.
10. Bike air pumps are getting expensive with the rising inflation. 
11. I purchased a recumbent bike last week, but I don’t seem to be going anywhere. 
12. I got hurt and needed to have my bike replaced, so I spoke up right away. 
13. I decided it was time to transition my routine. I wanted to shift my exercise into a different gear. 
14. I bike through a field of wildflowers regularly, so I can get a daisy chain. 
15. My new handlebars are missing something. I need to get a grip. 
16. What is the difference between a lawyer on a bike ride and an accountant? Their at-tire. 
17. First, it was the spokes and then the pedals. My bike breaking down was a chain reaction. 
18. The battle between me and my bike is resulting in a vicious cycle. 
19. I needed to change up my biking game, so I ordered an electric bike. I did not have to spend time thinking about the environment around me since it will take charge. 
20. What do an introvert and a unicycle have in common? They can’t handlebars. 
21. It was my turn to take off the trash, and I rode my bike. Heading back made me tired, so I had to recycle all the way home.
22. My friend is a gymnast and has sworn off biking again. She discovered she lost her balance. 
23. I felt my chain twist on my bike, so I slowed my peddling. I didn’t want it to brake. 
24. The bike with no tires ended up working well for my friend. That is probably because it wasn’t tired. 
25. My cross-country time has improved significantly since last week. I believe it is because I’ve been in a different gear. 
26. My handlebars are making me angry when I ride. I really need to get a grip. 
27. My friend’s bike is two tired and keeps falling over after each ride. 
28. Young bikers do not know how to brake and take sharp corners on two wheels.

30. I always make sure my seat is secured. I’ve had too many dreams on my bike where I rectum and lost the seat.
31. Before I buy a bike, I give it a test and check out the skid marks. 
32. My friend got angry when we stopped on the trail. He kept going because he is a cycle-path. 
33. What do bikers and inmates have in common? They are behind bars. 
34. My wife must really enjoy biking, she goes through her cycle regularly.