Hawaii Travel Puns
- Where in Hawaii do you want to go? Can you be more Pacific?
- Here today, gone to Maui.
- You had me at Aloha.
- Waikiki, do you love me?
- Oahu doin’?
- Diamond Head is a girl’s best friend.
- Girls just wanna have sunsets.
- See ya’ lei-ter!
- Aloha, is it me you’re looking for?
- Hana nice day!
- Keep palm and carry on.
- Dom’t go chasing Rainbow Falls.
- I’m gonna mahalo at you in a bit.
- Alo-hot.
- I can’t wait to Maui you.
Hawaiian Food Puns

- Feeling fine-apple.
- Mai Thais are mai kinda thing.
- Don’t play poi with me.
- In Hawaii, it’s impossible to feel lou lou-sey!
- I’m just squidding around.
- Poke bowls: Gotta catch ’em all
- I’m never haupia than when I’m in Hawaii!
- You are the pineapple of my eye.
- Hawaii never goes out of passion fruit.
- Tropic like it’s hot.
- Don’t worry. Beach happy.
- Feeling fin-tastic!
- I whale always love you.
- Be my gull-friend?
- Beach better have my money.
- Shell we dance all night?
- Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.
- Time to seas the day.
- I can sea clearly now the rain has gone.
- I have resting beach face.
- Girls just wanna have sun.
Hawaiian Volcano Puns

- I lava Hawaii.
- In Hawaii, the volcanos are always int-erupting.
- Hawaii rocks.
- The views are in-crater-ble.
- Let’s play a game of Truth or Caldera.
- Make lava not war.
- In Hawaii, you’ve got to just go with the flow.
- Hiking on volcanoes is a blast.
- Volcanoes are so hot right now.
- We came to Hawaii to let off some steam.
- Girl, you look good, won’t you back that ash up
- It’s hard not to get crater-ed away in Hawaii.
- The decision to come to Hawaii this year was magma-nimous.
- Hawaii blew me away.
Funny Hawaii Captions

- Anytime is Mai Tai time
- It’s a shore thing I’m not coming home
- Here today, gone to Maui
- Keep palm and carry on
- Hawaii, I want to Maui you!
- Mai Tais are mai kinda thing
- You are the pineapple of my eye
- Everything is so lei-d back in Hawaii
- Aloha beaches!
- I lava Hawaii
- In Hawaii, the volcanos are always int-erupting
- Seas the day!
- That’s just Hawaii roll
- It’s hard not to get crater-ed away in Hawaii
- I need vitamin sea
- If you need to reach me, call me on my shell phone
- Life’s a beach, enjoy the waves.
Hawaii Jokes

- Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
- Their flight was deleied.
- I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
- I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
- I couldn’t afford the trip to Hawaii.
- I had to put it on “leiaway”.
- How did the Hawaiian hipster die?
- He walked on lava before it was cool.
- Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches.
- But that’s just Hawaii roll.
- My geometry teacher went to Hawaii.
- When he came back, he was a tan gent.
- I knew I guy from Hawaii who had a weird laugh.
- Some describe it as a cackle, but I always thought it was more of a low ha.
- What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii?
- “I WANT SAMOA!”
- Why is playing craps better in Hawaii?
- Because it’s a tropical pair of dice.
- How exactly to you get from California to Hawaii?
- By crossing the specific ocean.
- Why can’t Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?
- “Aloha Ackbar” doesn’t go over well at the airport
- What’s a very, very quite laugh in Hawaii?
- A low ha.
- A tourist in Hawaii is amazed at how healthy and invigorated he feels after just a few days into visiting the islands…
- He strikes up a conversation with one of the locals while they are wading out into the crystal clear, warm surf on yet another perfect island day.
- “I just cant get over how beautiful this place is,” the tourist says excitedly, “I feel great! I haven’t felt this young and healthy in years! Island life is fantastic!”
- The local says, “I know what you mean! Take me for instance. When I came here I was totally bald, didn’t have any teeth and I couldn’t even walk…and look at me now!”
- The tourist looks at him and says, “Wow, that’s amazing! How long have you been here?”
- The local says, “Oh, I was born here.”
- Steve is in his car driving on the highway by the ocean in California when he stops and asks God for just 1 wish for being a super faithful and good human being. God instantly appears and tells Steve that he has earned right for one wish.
- Steve says, “I wish for a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I can drive there and have a great time.”
- God replies, “Ehhhh! Your wish is too materialistic! I would have to get the concrete, carefully think about the design, along with pipes and suspensions for balance and aesthetics. It would be quite a bit to handle on my part! Wish something else and I will grant it.”
- Greg thinks for a moment and then says, “Hmmm… Okay, I wish to be able to read women’s minds. I want to know exactly what they’re thinking at all times, what they mean when they say ‘nothing’. Basically, I want to understand women inside out.”
- God says, “So do you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?”
- What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?
- A Polysneezin.
- What kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?
- Mahalo bro lights.
- What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?
- Hula the dogs out?