100+ Hawaii Puns & Jokes

Hawaii Travel Puns

1. Where in Hawaii do you want to go? Can you be more Pacific?
2. Here today, gone to Maui.
3. You had me at Aloha.
4. Waikiki, do you love me?
5. Oahu doin’?
6. Diamond Head is a girl’s best friend.
7. Girls just wanna have sunsets.
8. See ya’ lei-ter!
9. Aloha, is it me you’re looking for?
10. Hana nice day!
11. Keep palm and carry on.
12. Dom’t go chasing Rainbow Falls.
13. I’m gonna mahalo at you in a bit.
14. Alo-hot.
15. I can’t wait to Maui you.

Hawaiian Food Puns

1. Feeling fine-apple. 
2. Mai Thais are mai kinda thing.
3. Don’t play poi with me.
4. In Hawaii, it’s impossible to feel lou lou-sey!
5. I’m just squidding around.
6. Poke bowls: Gotta catch ’em all
7. I’m never haupia than when I’m in Hawaii!
8. You are the pineapple of my eye.
9. Hawaii never goes out of passion fruit.
10. Tropic like it’s hot.
11. Don’t worry. Beach happy.
12. Feeling fin-tastic!
13. I whale always love you.
14. Be my gull-friend?
15. Beach better have my money.
16. Shell we dance all night?
17. Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.
18. Time to seas the day.
19. I can sea clearly now the rain has gone.
20. I have resting beach face. 
21. Girls just wanna have sun.

Hawaiian Volcano Puns

1. I lava Hawaii.
2. In Hawaii, the volcanos are always int-erupting.
3. Hawaii rocks.
4. The views are in-crater-ble.
5. Let’s play a game of Truth or Caldera.
6. Make lava not war.
7. In Hawaii, you’ve got to just go with the flow.
8. Hiking on volcanoes is a blast.
9. Volcanoes are so hot right now.
10. We came to Hawaii to let off some steam.
11. Girl, you look good, won’t you back that ash up
12. It’s hard not to get crater-ed away in Hawaii.
13. The decision to come to Hawaii this year was magma-nimous.
14. Hawaii blew me away.

Funny Hawaii Captions

1. Anytime is Mai Tai time
2. It’s a shore thing I’m not coming home
3. Here today, gone to Maui
4. Keep palm and carry on
5. Hawaii, I want to Maui you!
6. Mai Tais are mai kinda thing
7. You are the pineapple of my eye
8. Everything is so lei-d back in Hawaii
9. Aloha beaches!
10. I lava Hawaii
11. In Hawaii, the volcanos are always int-erupting
12. Seas the day!
13. That’s just Hawaii roll
14. It’s hard not to get crater-ed away in Hawaii
15. I need vitamin sea
16. If you need to reach me, call me on my shell phone
17. Life’s a beach, enjoy the waves.

Hawaii Jokes

1. Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
2. Their flight was deleied.
3. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
4. I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
5. I couldn’t afford the trip to Hawaii.
6. I had to put it on “leiaway”.
7. How did the Hawaiian hipster die?
8. He walked on lava before it was cool.
9. Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches.
10. But that’s just Hawaii roll.
11. My geometry teacher went to Hawaii.
12. When he came back, he was a tan gent.
13. I knew I guy from Hawaii who had a weird laugh.
14. Some describe it as a cackle, but I always thought it was more of a low ha.
15. What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii?
16. “I WANT SAMOA!”
17. Why is playing craps better in Hawaii?
18. Because it’s a tropical pair of dice.
19. How exactly to you get from California to Hawaii?
20. By crossing the specific ocean.
21. Why can’t Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?
22. “Aloha Ackbar” doesn’t go over well at the airport
23. What’s a very, very quite laugh in Hawaii?
24. A low ha.
25. A tourist in Hawaii is amazed at how healthy and invigorated he feels after just a few days into visiting the islands…
26. He strikes up a conversation with one of the locals while they are wading out into the crystal clear, warm surf on yet another perfect island day.
27. “I just cant get over how beautiful this place is,” the tourist says excitedly, “I feel great! I haven’t felt this young and healthy in years! Island life is fantastic!”
28. The local says, “I know what you mean! Take me for instance. When I came here I was totally bald, didn’t have any teeth and I couldn’t even walk…and look at me now!”
29. The tourist looks at him and says, “Wow, that’s amazing! How long have you been here?”
30. The local says, “Oh, I was born here.”
31. Steve is in his car driving on the highway by the ocean in California when he stops and asks God for just 1 wish for being a super faithful and good human being. God instantly appears and tells Steve that he has earned right for one wish.
32. Steve says, “I wish for a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I can drive there and have a great time.”
33. God replies, “Ehhhh! Your wish is too materialistic! I would have to get the concrete, carefully think about the design, along with pipes and suspensions for balance and aesthetics. It would be quite a bit to handle on my part! Wish something else and I will grant it.”
34. Greg thinks for a moment and then says, “Hmmm… Okay, I wish to be able to read women’s minds. I want to know exactly what they’re thinking at all times, what they mean when they say ‘nothing’. Basically, I want to understand women inside out.”
35. God says, “So do you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge?”
36. What do you call a Hawaiian with a cold?
37. A Polysneezin.
38. What kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?
39. Mahalo bro lights.
40. What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?
41. Hula the dogs out?