Funny Penguin Puns
- The baby penguin was excited to meet his favourite aunt Artica.
- Before the baseball match, the penguins decided to flipper coin.
- The penguin hacked into the online security system using his webbed feet.
- The momma penguin was making pancakes for breakfast. She flipped the pancake with ease.
- The teenage penguin was excited about the dance. It was her first snow-ball.
- Papa penguin went shopping for some groceries. He asked the shopkeeper to put the items on his bill.
- The penguin passed his driving test by sheer luck. He winged it!
- The penguin decided to go to the beach. He wore an ice cap.
- The penguins decided to construct a new house for their family. All the family members iglooed it together.
- The baby penguin was sick. The penguin doctors had no igloo what was wrong with him.
- A poor penguin lost his eye in an accident. People now call him pengun.
- Everyone loved the penguin who lived in the neighbourhood. He’s an ice guy, they say.
- The penguin decided to wear his new flipper flops to the beach.
- The receptionist at the doctor’s said, “pen-go-in; it’s your turn now.”
- The maths teacher at the penguin school asked the students to pract-ice more.
- The baby penguin thanked his mother for helping him out with his homework and said, “Waddle I do without you, maa.”
Cute Penguin Puns
- The baby penguins were playing their favorite game, ping ponguin.
- The commentator announced the winner of the Annual Day race. It was a peng-win.
- A group of Emperor penguins went to watch a play; it was called ‘Julius Freezer.’
- A penguin got separated from his herd. He felt very ice-olated.
- The old penguin said, “I think migrate regret in life is that I never learned how to fly.”
- A penguin was stopped at an airport by the security staff. The security officer said, “penguins can’t fly.”
- “Hey, peng-when are you going to let me in, it’s cold outside,” said the penguin’s neighbour.
- The penguin groom started jumping up and down on the ice sheet because he got cold feet.
- The penguin could always sense if something was wrong in any situation. He could smell something fishy.
- Penguins are the life of any party. They know how to break the ice.
- The group of penguins decided to go out for a swim. They went to the south pool.
- The baby penguin thanked his mother for the homemade ice berg-ers.
- The suspect penguin was released on bail because the judge said he was not a flight risk.
- The baby penguin received a present for Christmas, he got a nice pair of blubber gloves.
- On the occasion of their marriage anniversary, to express his love and gratitude for his wife, the penguin said, “Waddle I do without you? Thanks for always being there for me.”
- Penguins avoid going to Great Britain because they are afraid of Wales.
- The jolly penguin used to grin all the time; people called him pengrin.
- The writer pen-guin quickly jotted down some ideas; an exciting plot point had struck his mind.
- The penguin got stuck at the billing counter in the supermarket.
- A group of penguins were seen bouncing on the floor. They were trying to break the ice.
- Momma penguin was angry at the baby penguins for not listening to her. She flippered out.
- The penguin had to pay the fine; the cops said he was found gawking at random strangers.
- The penguin won the car race. He is always in pole position.
- The penguin car racer egg-celerated the car, and everything escalated very quickly.
- The penguins were so thirsty that they were drinking water directly out of the beak-ers.
- “Freeze a jolly good fellow,” the penguins started singing for the birthday boy.
- After a long day, all the worker penguins huddled home.
- Every morning, the baby penguin travelled to school by icicle with his elder brother.
- The penguin workers billed up a long, steady bridge to get to the other side of the island.
- The baby penguins at the kindergarten were playing their favorite game, rock-hopper-scissor.
- The penguin bought a cool looking ice cap to match his funky dance costume for the dance competition.
- As the magician penguin was showing off some of his magic tricks, he asked a volunteer to pick a cod, any cod of his choice.
- The penguin refused to enter the lift; she was feeling claw-strophobic.
- The teenage penguin’s favorite video game is the Gentoo Pokémon.
- The celebrity penguin’s Met Gala-pogus outfit was so on fleek. She stole the show.
- The salesgirl at the showroom asked the penguin if she would like to try something else, “I would like to try a chinstrap,” replied the penguin.
- The eye specialist advised the penguin to wear spectacles to help his ice-sight.
- The penguins were listening to their favorite pop song, ‘Bill-eiver.’
- A group of penguins went to the club to play a game of bill-iards.
Penguin One-Liners And Funny Greeting Card Captions
- When in doubt, wing it out.
- Keep calm and keep waddling.
- Huddling up with my buddies.
- Keep waddling and go with the floe.
Penguin Jokes And Puns That Are Brrrr-illiantly Funny
- Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank, of course!
- What do you call a happy penguin?
A pen-grin!
- So why don’t penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
- What do penguins like to wear on the beach?
A beak-ini.
- How do you get in touch with a penguin?
Give him a wing.
- How does a group of penguins make a difficult decision?
Flipper coin.
- Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the floe.
- What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice-burgers.
- What do you give to a penguin that’s ill?
Some medical tweetment.
- Where do penguins go to watch movies?
At the dive-in.
- What do you call a cold penguin?
A brrr-d.
- What does a penguin do when it loses its tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
- What is a penguin’s favorite family member?
Aunt Artica!
- Who is the head of the penguin Navy?
Admiral Byrd.
- Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
hey were trying to break the ice.
- What would you call a penguin with no I?
Pengun.
- Where do penguins go dancing?
The Snow Ball.
- Why would a penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he isn’t a chicken.
- What does a penguin eat on its birthday?
Fish cakes!
- Why are penguins good race car drivers?
They are always in pole position.
- Why are penguins so difficult to get along with?
Because they’re always fishing for compliments.
- How does a penguin build a LEGO house?
Igloos it together!
- What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
- How do penguins drink their Coca-Cola?
On the rocks.
- What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a revolving door.
- Why do two penguins in a nest always agree?
Because they don’t want to fall out.
- What do penguins wear on their head?
Ice caps.
- What is a penguin’s favorite Mexican food?
Brrrrrr-itos.
- Who is a penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
- What’s black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
- What do penguins catch at night?
Starfish.
- What do penguins sing on a birthday?
“Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.”
- A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a penguin sitting next to him.“Are you a penguin?” asks the man, surprised. “Yes,” says the penguin. “What are you doing at the movies?” he asks. “Well,” replies the penguin, “I really liked the book.”
- Why shouldn’t you write a book on penguins?
Because writing a book on paper is much easier!
- When I meet new people, I always talk about my giant pet penguin…
It’s a good icebreaker.
- Why do polar bears and penguins not get along?
Because they are polar opposites.
- Why don’t you ever see penguins in Great Britain?
Because they’re scared of Wales!
- Why didn’t the penguin jump off the iceberg?
He got cold feet.
- Why don’t penguins fly?
Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots.
- How did the penguin pass its driving test?
It winged it!
- Why do penguins wear glasses?
To help their ice-sight.
- What do penguins drink in the summer?
- What is a penguin’s favorite movie?
Frozen.
- What shoes do penguins wear in the summer?
Flipper flops.
- A penguin walks into a bar…
The bartender looks up and says, “Hey, listen, these things don’t fly around here.”
- How does a penguin cook burgers?
With his flippers.
- Why do penguins always carry fish in their beaks?
They don’t have any pockets!
- What do penguins wear on their feet at nighttime?
Slippers.
- What is black and white and red all over?
A sun burnt penguin!
- What are the oldest animals?
Zebras and Penguins because they’re in black and white.
- How do Penguins finish a race?
They pengwin.
- Can a penguin fly?
No, but a toucan.
- When visiting England, what do nuclear scientists penguins eat?
Fission chips.
- What’s a penguin’s favorite pasta?
Penguini.
- What’s a penguin’s favorite place to swim?
The South Pool.
Penguin Related Puns
- It’s penguining to look a lot like Christmas!
- Penguini – Penguin’s favorite pasta!
- Peng-win – When a penguin wins!
- Pen-grin – When a penguin smiles from ear to ear (hang on… do penguins have ears???) !
- Peng-queen – Wife of the King Penguin (King is a type of penguin).
- Aunt-arctic / Aunt-artica – Favorite aunt of a penguin.
- Dive-in – Where penguins go to watch a movie.
- When penguins want to make a decision, they often flipper a coin!
- Frrrr-eeeezz-er (For he’s) jolly good fellow!
- Iceberg-ers – What penguins order with their coke and fries.
- Have an ice day.
- Pract-ice – What penguins do when they want to be the best at something.
- South Pool – Favorite place for penguins to swim.
- Waddle I do without you?
Penguin Quotes & One Liners
- It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry ~ Joe Moore
- I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They’re cute, they stand upright and they look like they’re wearing tuxedos. ~ Shia LaBeouf
- If ever I need to have back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar ~ Ed Sheeran
- A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be. ~ Gary Vaynerchuk
- What’s the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. ~ Dave Attell (Note to animal lovers : This is a JOKE)
- I’ve never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I’m sure I can, too. ~
- Once a penguin finds its perfect other penguin, they stay together pretty much forever. ~ Anna Staniszewski
- No matter what I do with my life, or how successful I am, I will always be a socially awkward penguin inside. ~ Wil Wheaton
- I know what nuns are, kind of. It’s just I never saw one. I didn’t know they looked like penguins. ~ Lesley Howarth
- When you think about things, think about a can opener for penguins. ~ Anthony T. Hincks
- Penguins mate for life. Which doesn’t really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It’s not like they’re gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday.~ Ellen DeGeneres
- She smiled with the warmth of a penguin. ~ Kim Harrison
- You should not take prayer too seriously. There is something playful about God. You only have to look at a penguin … to realize that He likes to play little jokes on creatures. ~ Thomas Keating
- I’ve just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better. ~ Milton Jones
- Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
A: Because they’re afraid of Wales. - Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A: A re-tail store. - Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
A: The outside. - What do you call a cold penguin?
A: A Brrr-d. - Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
A: Admiral Byrd. - Why are penguins good race drivers?
A: Because they’re always in the pole position. - What does an evil penguin lay?
A: Deviled eggs. - Why did the penguin cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off. - Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken. - What did the penguin say after he went shopping?
A: Put it on my bill. - Where do penguins go to dance?
A: The snow ball. - Where does a penguin keep its money?
A: In a snow bank. - How does a penguin make pancakes?
A: With its flippers. - What do you get when a penguin lays an egg on a hill?
A: An eggroll. - Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
A: Aunt-Arctica. - What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow. - Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide. - How do you get down off an penguin?
A: You don’t – you get down off a duck. - What do penguins wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps. - What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill. - What do penguins drink during the summer?
A: Iced tea. - What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice burg-ers. - Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
A: Anywhere it wants. - How do penguins drink?
A: Out of beak-ers. - What do you give a sick penguin?
A: Tweetment. - How do penguins make a decision?
A: Flipper coin. - Why don’t penguins fly?
A: They are not tall enough to be pilots. - What does a magician penguin say?
A: “Pick a cod, any cod…” - What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
A: An egg. - What did the sea say to the penguin?
A: Nothing, it just waved. - What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
A: The Eggs-celerator. - Where do penguins go to the movies?
A: At the dive-in! - What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
A: Iceberg lettuce! - What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost! - Where do penguins go swimming?
A: At the South Pool! - How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks. - What do Penguins like to eat?
A: Brrrrrrrr-itos. - Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
A: Seal. - What birds like to write?
A: Penguins! - How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together! - What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish. - Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank! - Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
A: They only like sole. - What do you call a happy penguin?
A: a Pen-Grin! - What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
A: Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder. - What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
A: Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)! - How do you get in touch with a penguin?
A: Give him a wing. - Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
A: They were trying to break the ice. - What would you call a penguin with no I?
A: Pengun. - Where do penguins go dancing?
A: The Snow Ball. - What does a penguin eat on its birthday?
A: Fish cakes! - Why are penguins so difficult to get along with?
A: Because they’re always fishing for compliments. - What’s black and white and goes round-and-round?
A: A penguin in a revolving door. - Why do two penguins in a nest always agree?
A: Because they don’t want to fall out. - Why shouldn’t you write a book on penguins?
A: Because writing a book on paper is much easier! - When I meet new people, I always talk about my giant pet penguin…
A: It’s a good icebreaker. - What is a penguin’s favorite movie?
A: Frozen. - Why was the penguin popular
A: Because he was an ice guy. - Why was the penguin late to his own wedding?
A: He had cold feet.