190+ Potato Puns & Jokes

Potato Puns

  1. What’s a potato’s favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
  2. Which disease is the biggest killer of potatoes? Tuber-culosis.
  3. What do you get when you put an elephant and a load of potatoes together? Mashed potatoes.
  4. Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
  5. Why was the potato taken to a psychiatric hospital? It was starch raving mad.
  6. I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed, but to her, it was just small potatoes.
  7. Why shouldn’t you give a zombie mashed potatoes? Because they’re already a little grave-y.
  8. What do you call a yam with a broom? A sweep potato.
  9. What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
  10. Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
  11. How does a potato win at Street Fighter? By mashing the kick button.
  12. What do you get when you cross a tater with a race car? Crashed potato.
  13. What does a potato say on a sunny morning? What a mashing day!
  14. I yam always very happy… to eat sweet potatoes.
  15. What do you say to a baked potato that’s angry? Anything you like, just butter it up
  16. What’s a potato’s favorite TV show? Starch Trek.
  17. What do you call a chip with glasses? A spec-tater.
  18. What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
  19. What do you call a lethargic baby kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  20. What do you call potatoes with right angles? Square roots.
  21. What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
  22. What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
  23. What do you call a fake potato? An imi-tater.
  24. What do you call a potato that’s always looking for a fight? An agi-tater.
  25. What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
  26. What do you call a chip that makes fun of you? A tater-taunt.
  27. How do you know a potato is in a bad mood? When they’re acting salty.
  28. All potato puns are… pomme de terrible.
  29. Why did the potato salad blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  30. Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
  31. Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
  32. What do you use to carry potatoes? A tater tote.
  33. What did the sweet potato say to the regular potato? “I yam what I yam”.
  34. What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
  35. A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend. She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet?” He said, “It’s just the way I yam.”
  36. What do you get after a potato rainstorm? Spuddles.
  37. Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
  38. What did the father potato say to his daughter before her football game? I’m rooting for you.
  39. What do you call a first aid vehicle made out of potatoes? A yambulance.
  40. What’s a potato’s least favorite dance? The Mash Potato.
  41. Why did I win the potato-hiding contest? Because my carbo-hide-rate was so good.
  42. Why does everyone love sweet potatoes? They’re yammy.
  43. What’s a potato’s favorite song to dance to at a Halloween party? The “Monster Mash.”
  44. What’s the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes? Anyone can mash potatoes, but no one can pea soup.
  45. What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
  46. “How was your day?” The steak asked the gloomy potato. The potato replied, “It was tater-ible.”
  47. Why does everyone love cooking with potatoes? They’re very a-peeling.
  48. Why didn’t the potato want his daughter to marry the news reporter? Because he was a commen-tater.
  49. Why did the French fry win the race? Because it was fast food.
  50. What do potatoes eat for breakfast? Pota-toast with jelly.
  51. What instrument does a spud play? A “tuber.”
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190+ Potato Puns & Jokes
  1. How did the burger propose to the fry? With an onion ring?
  2. Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
  3. Why can’t a farmer keep secrets on her farm? Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans stalk.
  4. Why didn’t the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a common-tater.
  5. What do you call a french dog that loves potatoes? A pomme de terrier.
  6. What kind of potato would Kim Jong Un be? A dic-tater.
  7. What do you call a potato that gets things done? A facilitate.
  8. Mr. Potato Head’s wife is upset. She claims he won’t tater anywhere.
  9. What do you call a passenger train made out of sweet potatoes? A Yamtrack.
  10. Why did the sea monster eat twelve ships that were carrying potatoes? Because nobody can eat just one potato ship!
  11. How did the Irish potato become bilingual? He became a French Fry.
  12. Russia decided to launch a satellite full of potatoes into orbit to see what would happen. It’s called the SPUDnic.
  13. What is the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and one’s a yeeted ham.
  14. A guy goes into a store and asks if they sell Potato Clocks. The assistant says “Sorry sir, we don’t. We have battery clocks, electrical clocks, wind up clocks. In fact, I’ve never heard of a potato clock.” The man says…
  15. “Neither have I, but I start my new job at nine tomorrow and my wife said I should get a potato clock.”
  16. Why didn’t the potato chips believe anything the sandwich said? Because the sandwich was full of baloney
  17. Two Amish women are digging potatoes in a field. The first turns to the other, hefts two large taters, and says “These potatoes remind me of my Jacob”. The second replies “They’re that big?” “No,” the first says. “They’re that dirty.”
  18. Why were all the French fries swooning over the potato? He was a total spud.
  19. What do you call a potato who works as an EMT? A resuscitater.
  20. What did the bank robber French fry say to the potato cop? “Just fry and stop me!”
  21. Can you peel the burn? 
  22. He was deep in tot.  
  23. Feeling salty. 
  24. Keep your eyes peeled. 
  25. What are your tots on the matter? 
  26. You’re a real spud. 
  27. Taters gonna tate. 
  28. It’s time tuber-n the boats!  
  29. You’re in for a root awakening. 
  30. Bless your lucky starch.
  31. Tuber or not tuber. That is the question. 
  32. Thanks spud.  
  33. Peel it in your bones. 
  34. We’re bake in business. 
  35. I’m rooting for you!  
  36. You’re a peeler of strength. 
  37. It’s the tot that counts. 
  38. Fry and stop me.  
  39. It’s time for a fresh starch. 
  40. Don’t be a couch potato. 
  41. What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie?The Silence of the Yams.
  42. I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
  43. All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
  44. Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
  45. What do you call a potato that smokes weed?A baked potato.
  46. When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
  47. What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
  48. Potato puns are a-peeling.
  49. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
  50. What do you get when it rains potatoes?Spuddles.
  51. A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a potato in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”
  52. Why was the potato put in an asylum?It was starch raving mad.
  53. If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
  54. Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato?Because he was a real spud.
  55. What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
  56. What kind of potatoes are in the best shape?Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
  57. How do you know when a potato is high?When it looks baked!
  58. Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato
  59. Where does a potato go to college?DeFry
  60. Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
  61. The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes?”
  62. “I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened?” The other said. The potato replied “I feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
  63. I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
  64. Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
  65. John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
  66. What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Vader tots!
  67. What do you call an everyday potato? A commentater!
  68. I like you a latke!
  69. We’re a perfect mash.
  70. I love you a tot!
  71. Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it?? Spud…bud??
  72. Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
  73. Holy yam!
  74. Potatoes gonna potate
  75. “We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
  76. How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood?When they are acting salty
  77. “How are you?” “Well, I yam fried”
  78. Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
  79. What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
  80. My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
  81. Time fries when you’re having fun!
  82. What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
  83. If we played hot potato I’d lose, because I’d never let you go.
  84. You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
  85. What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
  86. Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
  87. Yukon do it!
  88. Suns out, tots out.
  89. Mash me and give thanks.
  90. Thanks to you, i’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
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Sweet Potato Puns

190+ Potato Puns & Jokes
  1. I think, therefore I yam. 
  2. I’ll butter you up.  
  3. This is so yammy. 
  4. I yam what I eat. 
  5. I yam in love with you.  
  6. It’s crunch time. 
  7. I’ll see you tater. 
  8.  It’s been a long day. I yam fried.  
  9. You look baked. 
  10. You’re one hot potato. 

Potato Chip Puns

  1. You’re a chip off the old block. 
  2. That chip has sailed.  
  3. Chip chip hooray! 
  4.  Friend chip goals. 
  5. You’re such a chip skate.  
  6. All that and a bag of chips. 
  7. We’ve found the mother chip. 
  8. Trying to get my chip together.  
  9. You’re a chip off the ol’ block. 
  10. Did you know that loose lips sink chips?

Mashed Potato Puns

190+ Potato Puns & Jokes
  1. You’re a mash made in heaven. 
  2. I’m boiling hot for you.  
  3. I’ve met my mash. 
  4. You’re always at the bake of my mind. 
  5. What hash come over you?  
  6.  I like you a latke. 
  7. Yukon do it. 
  8. Let’s get smashed.  
  9. I’m not taking sides. 
  10. Let’s do the mashed potato.

Potato Jokes and One Liners

190+ Potato Puns & Jokes
  • Q: What do you call a young potato? 

A tater tot. 

  • Q: What do you call a cautious potato? 

A hesi-tater. 

  • Q: How did the potato die? 

It was decapi-tatoed. 

  • Q: What do you call the littlest potato? 

A small fry. 

  • Q: What do you call protesting potatoes? 

Agi-taters. 

  • Q: What’s the best potato horror movie? 

Silence of the Yams. 

  • Q: What do you call a poser potato? 

An imi-tater. 

  • Q: What’s a sweet potatoes favorite sports team? 

The New York Yamkees.

  • Q: What do you call a calm potato? 

A medi-tater. 

  • Q: Why aren’t the potatoes friends? 

 They got off to a bad starch. 

  • Q: Why did the potato chip’s skin hurt?  
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It was burnt to a crisp. 

  • Q: Why couldn’t the chip think? 

Its brain was fried. 

  • Q: How does a potato get a ride? 

He called a tUber. 

  •  Q: Why is the potato tired? 

Because it’s 4 a yam. 

  • Q: What name do you give a thinly sliced potato?  

Chip. 

  • Q: What is the potato’s favorite story? 

 Green Eggs And Yam. 

  • Q: Why can’t you stay mad at a yam? 

Because they’re sweet potatoes. 

  •  Q: What do potatoes eat for breakfast? 

Pota-toast and jelly. 

  • Q:  What award did the potato pop star win?

A Yammy. 

  • Q: What do you get when it rains potatoes? 

Spuddles. 

  • Q: Why did the sweet potato wear socks?  

To keep his potatoes warm. 

  • Q: Why did the cop pull over the potato? 

He was peeling out. 

  • Q: What potatoes are in the best shape? 

Hashbrowns. They’re shredded.