140+ Pokemon Puns & Jokes

Pokemon Puns That Will Make You Laugh Your Ash Off

  • What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

  • What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?


  • Why was Hypno so energetic?

He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

  • Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?


  • Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?


  • What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast?

A Slow-poke.

  • What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?


  • Which Pokemon do soccer players like the most?


140+ Pokemon Puns & Jokes
  • Which college do Pokemon go to?


  • What type of Pokemon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?

Legendary Pokemon.

  • Are you a Hitmonlee?

Because your body is kickin’.

  • You must be a Charmander.

Because you’re making me hot.

  • Baby, I’m A Mismagius.

I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

  • You remind me of Deoxys.

You’re out of this world. 

  • What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?

The Hokey Pokemon.

  • Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?

Because it’s going to Pikachu!

  • What do you call a low fat Pokemon?


  • I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokemon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

140+ Pokemon Puns & Jokes
  • Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might Pikachu.

So it’s not my fault if I see any Jigglypuffs.

  • Why shouldn’t you do drugs?

Weedle make you high.

  • What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

  • What Pokemon do people see in auctions?


  • Whats the name of the Pokemon that traveled with Dorthy to Oz?


  • What do you call Meowth’s reflection?

A copycat.

  • How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on.

  • What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?

One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!

  • What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?

A Peak-A-Chewer!

  • What does a yellow Pokemon say before teleporting?


  • What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?


  • Are you a Flareon?

Because you’re a sexy fox.

  • I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett.

Then I could be inside of you.

  • Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are shockingly beautiful.

  • What does Ash say when he wants to date someone?

I choose you.

  • How can you tell a Pokemon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a gol-bat.

  • How do you hit on a cute girl playing Pokemon Go?

Tell her “I’d like to Pikachu when you’re naked!”

  • Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

  • What TV show about dancing do pokemon love?

Dancing with the Staryus.

  • What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?
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  • Which sci-fi movie do Pokemon like the most?

Staryu Wars.

  • What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.

  • Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

  • Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?

Lake Erie.

  • What do you call a storm of Pokemon?

A Pokemonsoon!

  • What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

  • Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?

The PokeBall.

  • What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievell.

  • How can pikachu make a baby laugh?

By playing pika-boo!

  • What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

  • What did the judge say when a Skuntank came into the court?

Odor  in the court!

  • I’m sorry about these bad puns.

I should’ve kept my big meowth shut.

Pokémon Puns That Are Positively Charming

140+ Pokemon Puns & Jokes
  • When you give money to an Eevee,

it becomes a patreon.

  • If Cinderella was a Pokemon,

she would be married to Prince Charmander.

  • What Pokémon does Dracula like most?


  • One of the best books Pikachu loves to read is

‘The Catcher in the Raichu’.

  • When Bulbasaur accidentally hurt himself,

he was Bulbasore.

  • I wonder where these eggs come from?”


  • When Beartic is south of the border,

he loves to try the local bear-ittos.

  • Which Pokémon can tell you the future?


  • As soon as Cobalion ate those clowns,

he started to feel a little funny.

  • What do you call a low-fat Pokémon?


  • What do you call a Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

  • My love for you burns like Charizard’s tail.

A TV show that Pokemon is obsessed with is ‘Dancing With The Staryus’.

  • When you give an Eevee a sandwich it evolves into a Luncheon.
  • When the rains stop, Pokemon usually love to sing, “Ekans see clearly now, the rain has gone.”
  • Puns about Cubone are usually humerus.
  • If you are looking for an old Horsea,

just search for him in the neigh-vy.

  • A magical movie that all Pokemon love to watch is ‘The Charizard Of Oz.’
  • A Wartotle loves shellebrating his birthday with his family.
  • A tabletop game that all Pokemon love to play is ‘Barrel Of Pokemon-keys’.
  • When Charizard was spending quality time with his wife, he lovingly told her, “My love for you burns like ember.”
  • How’s he not on fire?

He’s already ash.

  • Gourgeist’s favorite kids cereal has to be Boo-berries.
  • When a Haunter gets a little too close to a camp fire they become a toasty ghosty.
  • When the Haunter went on vacation, he dis not forget to send all of his friends a ghost-card.
  • What’s F. Scott Fitzgerald’s most famous work?

The Great Gastly.

One Flew Over The Mewtwo’s Nest.

  • When I asked my mom why grown ups are playing ‘Pokemon Go’, she replied,
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  • When some Pokemon that I don’t even know asks for my number, I tell them, “But, I just Mewtwo.”
  • When Pikachu felt sad, his friend told him “I am gonna Raichu a song to make you happy.”
  • I wanted to catch a rare Pokemon while playing ‘Pokemon Go’,

but then I decided to take azelf-ie instead.

  • When Pikachu solved a riddle, his friend told him,

“Raichu are.”

  • If Charles Darwin would have written a book about Pokemon, it would be entitled,

‘The Eeevelution Of Pokemon’.

  • When Pikachu was being a picky eater, Ash scolded him by saying, “You should not be so Pikachoosey about your food, Pikachu.”
  • The Charmander figurine was so expensive that it literally burned a hole in my pocket.
  • When Chikorita was prepared to get married to her beloved husband she said that strongly Bayleafs in love.
  • When the Pokemon first fell in love with his wife, he told her,

“I Shinx I love you.”

  • When Ash had first met his wife, he told her, “You are such a great catch that I would use my Masterball on you.”
  • When a Pokemon falls in love with another, he proposes to her by saying “If you be my Nidoqueen I will be your Nidoking.”
  • When Brock got married, he lovingly told his wife, “You must be a rare candy because I can feel myself level up.”
  • The only thing that is more amazing that a talking Metagross is a spelling bee.
  • The only place that Haunters will buy their milk and eggs is at the ghost-ery store.
  • The night mayor is the only Gastly that works in the local Town Hall.
  • Wonder where a Primal Groudon can sit, basically anywhere they want to.
  • If a Pokemon loses its tail, it simply takes a drive over to the re-tail store.
  • An Italian Gourgeist’s will only eat spook-ghetti for dinner?
  • The one Pokemon that you can count on always being in a good mood is the Happiny.
  • If you ask a Snowy Castform what they like snacking on, they will usually answer a brrrrrrrrito.
  • Prepare to be a-Mew-sed.
  • Do you Bayleaf in life after love?
  • What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?

“Kakuna Rattata!”

  • You remind me of Deoxys.

You’re out of this world.

  • A Pokemon that likes to climb mountains while chewing gum is a Peak-a-chew.
  • A Pokemon that drinks a lot of Hydrogen Peroxide is called a HO-OH.
  • If you do not like funny Pokemon puns, I will just keep my Meowth shut.
  • Students studying Pokemon are usually very good at getting things done on time because they make every Sekans count.
  • All Pokemon hate confronting water Pokemon when they do something wrong. They keep Squirtling around the issue.
  • What Pokemon Drinks Hydrogen Peroxide?
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140+ Pokemon Puns & Jokes
  • “I’ll use my frying pan… as a drying pan!”
  • The only thing that is better than one Pikachu is PikaTwo.
  • The Pokemon who likes to go camping and eat baked beans around the fire is Goldbeen.
  • My sister brought Chaizard to our family barbecue.
  • When Meowth wind up winning the dog show, it was considered to be a real cat-has-trophy.
  • Lillipup says that her favorite kind of pizza is pup-eroni.
  • The only way that you can keep Bilbasaur from charging is to take away all his credit cards.
  • The reason that the Pikachu threw his wristwatch out the window was because he wanted to see if time could fly.
  • The Pokémon trainer felt very sick.

He had a Koffin fit.

  • I do not like long plants because they make me Ivysaur.
  • A funny and legendary Pokemon is a-Mew-sing.
  • A Wailord’s favorite food item to snack on is fish and ships.
  • The secret agent Miltank was an amazing udder-cover agent.
  • A Pokemon soup is incomplete without Groudons.
  • Ghost type Pokemon always mistake Christmas for Halloween and end up making Gengarbread cookies in December.
  • The best charismatic Pokemon in the Pokemon world are Charm-ander, Charm-aeleon.
  • If you were to cross a snowman and Mew in the middle of the night, you would wind up with frost bite.
  • Meowth was afraid of the big tree because of its bark.
  • When you mix the drummer for the Beatles with an Australian Pokemon, you get a Dingo Starr.
  • The only thing that Beeartic will eat for lunch is ice-burgers.
  • Snover’s favorite shape has to be the ICE-osceles triangle.
  • The best place to find Pokemon is to look when you lost those Pokemon.
  • Slowpoke does not like to eat fast food because they simply can not catch it.
  • If you are looking for a cheap Pokemon to own, the Snorunts live on ice.
  • If you are wondering what time it is when the Yveltal takes your jacket, it’s time to get a new jacket.
  • That Pokemon cannot win the marathon competition because it is a slow-poke!
  • Desperately Seaking Susan.
  • I’ll Use My Frying Pan…

As A Drying Pan!

  • I’m Not Gonna Raichu A Love Song
  • A Low Fat Pokemon


  • My Favorite F. Scott Fitzgerald Book Is The Great Gastly
  • “I Wonder Where These Eggs Come From?” “Ditto.”
  • Kakuna Rattata, What A Wonderful Phrase!
  • What Pokemon Drinks Hydrogen Peroxide? Ho-Oh
  • If Eevee Gets Money, Does It Evolve Into Patreon?
  • How’s He Not On Fire? He’s Already Ash