Pokemon Puns That Will Make You Laugh Your Ash Off
- What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
- What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?
Paras!
- Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
- Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?
Arrrrrr-bok.
- Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?
Koffin’.
- What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast?
A Slow-poke.
- What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
- Which Pokemon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
- Which college do Pokemon go to?
StarU.
- What type of Pokemon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?
Legendary Pokemon.
- Are you a Hitmonlee?
Because your body is kickin’.
- You must be a Charmander.
Because you’re making me hot.
- Baby, I’m A Mismagius.
I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
- You remind me of Deoxys.
You’re out of this world.
- What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?
The Hokey Pokemon.
- Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?
Because it’s going to Pikachu!
- What do you call a low fat Pokemon?
Butterfree.
- I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokemon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
- Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might Pikachu.
So it’s not my fault if I see any Jigglypuffs.
- Why shouldn’t you do drugs?
Weedle make you high.
- What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
- What Pokemon do people see in auctions?
Bidoof.
- Whats the name of the Pokemon that traveled with Dorthy to Oz?
Totodile.
- What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
A copycat.
- How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Poke him on.
- What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?
One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!
- What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?
A Peak-A-Chewer!
- What does a yellow Pokemon say before teleporting?
Abra-cadabra.
- What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?
Pikascrew.
- Are you a Flareon?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
- I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett.
Then I could be inside of you.
- Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are shockingly beautiful.
- What does Ash say when he wants to date someone?
I choose you.
- How can you tell a Pokemon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
- How do you hit on a cute girl playing Pokemon Go?
Tell her “I’d like to Pikachu when you’re naked!”
- Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
- What TV show about dancing do pokemon love?
Dancing with the Staryus.
- What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?
Geek-achu.
- Which sci-fi movie do Pokemon like the most?
Staryu Wars.
- What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
- Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
- Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?
Lake Erie.
- What do you call a storm of Pokemon?
A Pokemonsoon!
- What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
- Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?
The PokeBall.
- What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievell.
- How can pikachu make a baby laugh?
By playing pika-boo!
- What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
- What did the judge say when a Skuntank came into the court?
Odor in the court!
- I’m sorry about these bad puns.
I should’ve kept my big meowth shut.
Pokémon Puns That Are Positively Charming
- When you give money to an Eevee,
it becomes a patreon.
- If Cinderella was a Pokemon,
she would be married to Prince Charmander.
- What Pokémon does Dracula like most?
Koffin.
- One of the best books Pikachu loves to read is
‘The Catcher in the Raichu’.
- When Bulbasaur accidentally hurt himself,
he was Bulbasore.
- I wonder where these eggs come from?”
Ditto.
- When Beartic is south of the border,
he loves to try the local bear-ittos.
- Which Pokémon can tell you the future?
Pikahead.
- As soon as Cobalion ate those clowns,
he started to feel a little funny.
- What do you call a low-fat Pokémon?
Butterfree.
- What do you call a Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
- My love for you burns like Charizard’s tail.
A TV show that Pokemon is obsessed with is ‘Dancing With The Staryus’.
- When you give an Eevee a sandwich it evolves into a Luncheon.
- When the rains stop, Pokemon usually love to sing, “Ekans see clearly now, the rain has gone.”
- Puns about Cubone are usually humerus.
- If you are looking for an old Horsea,
just search for him in the neigh-vy.
- A magical movie that all Pokemon love to watch is ‘The Charizard Of Oz.’
- A Wartotle loves shellebrating his birthday with his family.
- A tabletop game that all Pokemon love to play is ‘Barrel Of Pokemon-keys’.
- When Charizard was spending quality time with his wife, he lovingly told her, “My love for you burns like ember.”
- How’s he not on fire?
He’s already ash.
- Gourgeist’s favorite kids cereal has to be Boo-berries.
- When a Haunter gets a little too close to a camp fire they become a toasty ghosty.
- When the Haunter went on vacation, he dis not forget to send all of his friends a ghost-card.
- What’s F. Scott Fitzgerald’s most famous work?
The Great Gastly.
One Flew Over The Mewtwo’s Nest.
- When I asked my mom why grown ups are playing ‘Pokemon Go’, she replied,
“Wynaut?”
- When some Pokemon that I don’t even know asks for my number, I tell them, “But, I just Mewtwo.”
- When Pikachu felt sad, his friend told him “I am gonna Raichu a song to make you happy.”
- I wanted to catch a rare Pokemon while playing ‘Pokemon Go’,
but then I decided to take azelf-ie instead.
- When Pikachu solved a riddle, his friend told him,
“Raichu are.”
- If Charles Darwin would have written a book about Pokemon, it would be entitled,
‘The Eeevelution Of Pokemon’.
- When Pikachu was being a picky eater, Ash scolded him by saying, “You should not be so Pikachoosey about your food, Pikachu.”
- The Charmander figurine was so expensive that it literally burned a hole in my pocket.
- When Chikorita was prepared to get married to her beloved husband she said that strongly Bayleafs in love.
- When the Pokemon first fell in love with his wife, he told her,
“I Shinx I love you.”
- When Ash had first met his wife, he told her, “You are such a great catch that I would use my Masterball on you.”
- When a Pokemon falls in love with another, he proposes to her by saying “If you be my Nidoqueen I will be your Nidoking.”
- When Brock got married, he lovingly told his wife, “You must be a rare candy because I can feel myself level up.”
- The only thing that is more amazing that a talking Metagross is a spelling bee.
- The only place that Haunters will buy their milk and eggs is at the ghost-ery store.
- The night mayor is the only Gastly that works in the local Town Hall.
- Wonder where a Primal Groudon can sit, basically anywhere they want to.
- If a Pokemon loses its tail, it simply takes a drive over to the re-tail store.
- An Italian Gourgeist’s will only eat spook-ghetti for dinner?
- The one Pokemon that you can count on always being in a good mood is the Happiny.
- If you ask a Snowy Castform what they like snacking on, they will usually answer a brrrrrrrrito.
- Prepare to be a-Mew-sed.
- Do you Bayleaf in life after love?
- What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon?
“Kakuna Rattata!”
- You remind me of Deoxys.
You’re out of this world.
- A Pokemon that likes to climb mountains while chewing gum is a Peak-a-chew.
- A Pokemon that drinks a lot of Hydrogen Peroxide is called a HO-OH.
- If you do not like funny Pokemon puns, I will just keep my Meowth shut.
- Students studying Pokemon are usually very good at getting things done on time because they make every Sekans count.
- All Pokemon hate confronting water Pokemon when they do something wrong. They keep Squirtling around the issue.
- What Pokemon Drinks Hydrogen Peroxide?
Ho-Oh.
- “I’ll use my frying pan… as a drying pan!”
- The only thing that is better than one Pikachu is PikaTwo.
- The Pokemon who likes to go camping and eat baked beans around the fire is Goldbeen.
- My sister brought Chaizard to our family barbecue.
- When Meowth wind up winning the dog show, it was considered to be a real cat-has-trophy.
- Lillipup says that her favorite kind of pizza is pup-eroni.
- The only way that you can keep Bilbasaur from charging is to take away all his credit cards.
- The reason that the Pikachu threw his wristwatch out the window was because he wanted to see if time could fly.
- The Pokémon trainer felt very sick.
He had a Koffin fit.
- I do not like long plants because they make me Ivysaur.
- A funny and legendary Pokemon is a-Mew-sing.
- A Wailord’s favorite food item to snack on is fish and ships.
- The secret agent Miltank was an amazing udder-cover agent.
- A Pokemon soup is incomplete without Groudons.
- Ghost type Pokemon always mistake Christmas for Halloween and end up making Gengarbread cookies in December.
- The best charismatic Pokemon in the Pokemon world are Charm-ander, Charm-aeleon.
- If you were to cross a snowman and Mew in the middle of the night, you would wind up with frost bite.
- Meowth was afraid of the big tree because of its bark.
- When you mix the drummer for the Beatles with an Australian Pokemon, you get a Dingo Starr.
- The only thing that Beeartic will eat for lunch is ice-burgers.
- Snover’s favorite shape has to be the ICE-osceles triangle.
- The best place to find Pokemon is to look when you lost those Pokemon.
- Slowpoke does not like to eat fast food because they simply can not catch it.
- If you are looking for a cheap Pokemon to own, the Snorunts live on ice.
- If you are wondering what time it is when the Yveltal takes your jacket, it’s time to get a new jacket.
- That Pokemon cannot win the marathon competition because it is a slow-poke!
- Desperately Seaking Susan.
- I’ll Use My Frying Pan…
As A Drying Pan!
- I’m Not Gonna Raichu A Love Song
- A Low Fat Pokemon
Butterfree
- My Favorite F. Scott Fitzgerald Book Is The Great Gastly
- “I Wonder Where These Eggs Come From?” “Ditto.”
- Kakuna Rattata, What A Wonderful Phrase!
- What Pokemon Drinks Hydrogen Peroxide? Ho-Oh
- If Eevee Gets Money, Does It Evolve Into Patreon?
- How’s He Not On Fire? He’s Already Ash