160+ Fire Puns & Jokes

Best Fire Puns

  1. have a burning question.
  2. I’m stoked.
  3. Fire away!
  4. You set my heart on fire.
  5. Your love gives me heartburn.
  6. Hey, hot stuff!
  7. You’re my perfect match.
  8. I lava you.
  9. WTF? Where’s the fire?
  10. You’re a hunk’a burnin’ love.
  11. Nothing can extinguish my love for you.
  12. It’s lit.
  13. I lava good fire pun!
  14. Dad is so mad, he’s fuming!
  15. I’m going to stay up all ignight.
  16. Double blazed windows will keep the heat in.
  17. He’s a just a little flame, lacking farenheit.
  18. I’m de-lighted with my new fireplace.
  19. This year I’m going to new farenheits.
  20. It’s a sure fire way to put that flame out.
  21. That kid’s a bright spark!
  22. How ironic! I got fired as a firefighter.
  23. My dog is my favourite firery friend.
  24. We’ve got to furnace the new apartment.
  25. Love me tinder. Love me true.
  26. I bought my friend a fire extinguisher. She was delighted.
  27. The wick said to the flame, “you set my heart on fire.”
  28. I lava good fire pun.
  29. It was my claim to flame.
  30. We flame to please.
  31. It was made of sa-fire.
  32. I’ll have a blazed doughnut.
  33. There was a blaze-ard.
  34. I’m bringing the heat.
  35. The firefighter became flame-ous for saving many lives.
  36. We lost a lot of soles due to the fire at the shoe factory.
  37. That was heated.
  38. Their love is on fire.
  39. The Hall of Flame.
  40. Grab the ember-ella.
  41. Mathematicians start a fire by using natural logs.
  42. The book at a flare-ytale ending.
  43. Don’t be flame. Come out with us.
  44. Too hot to candle.
  45. That’s not fire.
  46. He was fiery-ous.
  47. It’s too fire.
  48. What’s the weather fire-cast?
  49. What a beautiful atmos-fire.
  50. You’re a top-notch photogra-fire.
  51. I couldn’t deci-fire it.
  52. I was burn this way.
  53. That was blas-flame-ous.
  54. Are you a philoso-fire?
  55. Did you mis-blaze it?
  56. The bear went into hi-burn-ation.
  57. The experience was blaze-ful.
  58. I fell into a sl-ember.
  59. That’s a bit match.
  60. Close the lit.
  61. They built an impressive em-fire.
  62. The store dis-blaze the new items in the front.
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Best Fire Jokes

150+ I Love You Puns & Jokes
  1. What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love? “I found the perfect match!”
  2. What happens when wildfire tells you a joke? You get burned!
  3. There was a fire in a yodeling school. Everyone was to exit in an orderly orderly orderly fashion.
  4. What is fire to a pyrotechnic? Just a warm-up.
  5. How can flames afford to be so bright? Fire works.
  6. What do you call a woman who puts her credit card statements straight in the fire? Bernadette.
  7. I bought a friend a fire extinguisher. He was de-lighted.
  8. How quickly can a wildfire start? Lightning fast.
  9. I searched online for something to light a fire. It said, “No matches found.”
  10. What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames? A blazer.
  11. Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
  12. Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks!
  13. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intents.
  14. What did the firefighter say when she saw the church razing down? “Holy smoke!”
  15. A guy with flame tattoo sleeves walks into a building. Security stops him and says, “There are no firearms allowed in this building.”
  16. I just got a job at a factory that makes fire hydrants. They would not let me park my car there.
  17. My grandfather always said, “Fight fire with fire.” He was a great man, but a terrible firefighter.
  18. Someone threw my ’70s records on the fire. It was a disco inferno.
  19. What does a burning ember like to sing? “Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!”
  20. What did the grill say to the sexy chef? “C’mon, baby. Light my fire.”
  21. Why did the match’s house party end in flames? It was lit.
  22. What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire? A toasty ghosty.
  23. What does a bee do during a wildfire? He takes off his yellow jacket!
  24. What did the fire say was his New Year’s resolution? “This year, I’m going to new Fahrenheits.”
  25. What did the collie say to the fire hydrant when he fell in love? “You’re irresistible.”
  26. Why did the comedian burst into flames? He was on fire!
  27. Each week, Billy sets fires around the neighborhood. Mom: “My son is a fire starting monster!” Dad: “Honey, it’s OK. He’s arson.”
  28. Which English king invented the fireplace? Alfred The Grate.
  29. I watched a documentary about people walking on fiery hot coals. It was sole destroying.
  30. Why couldn’t a man smell the smoke in his room? He’d burnt his nostril hair!
  31. What is a flame thrower’s favorite movie? Fast and Fiery-ous.
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Fuel Related Fire Puns That’ll Put Fuel On Your Pun-Fire

150+ I Love You Puns & Jokes
  1. Oil Say!’ what a lovely bunsen burner.
  2. Can’t we just oil get along?
  3. It’s oil greek to me.
  4. Don’t put oil your eggs in one basket.
  5. As good luck wood have it.
  6. Left out in the coal.
  7. It’s as coal as ice.
  8. Be careful not to catch a coal.
  9. It’s anybody’s gas what Toby’s up to.
  10. What gas around comes around.
  11. I’ve got some humungas fuel for the fire.
  12. It gas without saying that these are the best puns in town.
  13. He’s being really hot and coal.
  14. Slept like a log last night, woke up and my house was on fire!
  15. We are kindling spirits.

Cooking Related Fire Puns

  1. Fry as hard as you can.
  2. If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
  3. Out of the frying pan into the fryer.
  4. Get to the back of the barbe-queue.
  5. This firefighter’s favourite cake is one with a caramel blaze.
  6. I’ll be up cooking all ig-night.
  7. Last year’s Christmas dinner was a monst-roast-ity!
  8. That overcooked meal was a real burnanza.

Fire Puns For Culture Vultures

150+ I Love You Puns & Jokes
  1. When I go to university I’m going to get the highest degree.
  2. When the Sistine Chapel burnt down years ago they blamed Matchelangelo!
  3. This book warm loves Dante’s Inferno.
  4. I love the outdoors, I can’t say no to the call of the wildfire.
  5. I’m going to be burning up the dance floor at the disco inferno.  
  6. My favourite book is Where The Wildfires Are, I could read it all day.
  7. A prehistoric pyrotechnic is called a dino-myte.
  8. Romeo and Juliet found each other through matchual attraction!
  9. Vulcan is up in the hall of flame for being the god of fire.
  10. Cinderella is my favourite fireytale.
  11. Arson-al have found their way into the FA cup final.
  12. All’s flare in love and war.
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Guy Fawkes Puns

  1. Poor Fawkes was flamed for the crime.
  2. He would have got away with the gunpowder plot if he had flare for it.
  3. Guy Fawkes had an older sister, he was not the first burn child.
  4. Guy Fawkes and his wife were a perfect match! They had a flareytale wedding!
  5. He had to get all fired up before carrying out the gunpowder plot.
  6. Trying to blow up the Houses of Parliament is how he got flamous.
  7. The gunpowder plot was a red-hot s-candle.
  8. Guy Fawkes wasn’t so bad, from my persparktive.
  9. In the end the gunpowder plot was pretty unsuccessfuel.