Best Fire Puns
- have a burning question.
- I’m stoked.
- Fire away!
- You set my heart on fire.
- Your love gives me heartburn.
- Hey, hot stuff!
- You’re my perfect match.
- I lava you.
- WTF? Where’s the fire?
- You’re a hunk’a burnin’ love.
- Nothing can extinguish my love for you.
- It’s lit.
- I lava good fire pun!
- Dad is so mad, he’s fuming!
- I’m going to stay up all ignight.
- Double blazed windows will keep the heat in.
- He’s a just a little flame, lacking farenheit.
- I’m de-lighted with my new fireplace.
- This year I’m going to new farenheits.
- It’s a sure fire way to put that flame out.
- That kid’s a bright spark!
- How ironic! I got fired as a firefighter.
- My dog is my favourite firery friend.
- We’ve got to furnace the new apartment.
- Love me tinder. Love me true.
- I bought my friend a fire extinguisher. She was delighted.
- The wick said to the flame, “you set my heart on fire.”
- I lava good fire pun.
- It was my claim to flame.
- We flame to please.
- It was made of sa-fire.
- I’ll have a blazed doughnut.
- There was a blaze-ard.
- I’m bringing the heat.
- The firefighter became flame-ous for saving many lives.
- We lost a lot of soles due to the fire at the shoe factory.
- That was heated.
- Their love is on fire.
- The Hall of Flame.
- Grab the ember-ella.
- Mathematicians start a fire by using natural logs.
- The book at a flare-ytale ending.
- Don’t be flame. Come out with us.
- Too hot to candle.
- That’s not fire.
- He was fiery-ous.
- It’s too fire.
- What’s the weather fire-cast?
- What a beautiful atmos-fire.
- You’re a top-notch photogra-fire.
- I couldn’t deci-fire it.
- I was burn this way.
- That was blas-flame-ous.
- Are you a philoso-fire?
- Did you mis-blaze it?
- The bear went into hi-burn-ation.
- The experience was blaze-ful.
- I fell into a sl-ember.
- That’s a bit match.
- Close the lit.
- They built an impressive em-fire.
- The store dis-blaze the new items in the front.
Best Fire Jokes

- What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love? “I found the perfect match!”
- What happens when wildfire tells you a joke? You get burned!
- There was a fire in a yodeling school. Everyone was to exit in an orderly orderly orderly fashion.
- What is fire to a pyrotechnic? Just a warm-up.
- How can flames afford to be so bright? Fire works.
- What do you call a woman who puts her credit card statements straight in the fire? Bernadette.
- I bought a friend a fire extinguisher. He was de-lighted.
- How quickly can a wildfire start? Lightning fast.
- I searched online for something to light a fire. It said, “No matches found.”
- What do you call a jacket that goes up in flames? A blazer.
- Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
- Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks!
- Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intents.
- What did the firefighter say when she saw the church razing down? “Holy smoke!”
- A guy with flame tattoo sleeves walks into a building. Security stops him and says, “There are no firearms allowed in this building.”
- I just got a job at a factory that makes fire hydrants. They would not let me park my car there.
- My grandfather always said, “Fight fire with fire.” He was a great man, but a terrible firefighter.
- Someone threw my ’70s records on the fire. It was a disco inferno.
- What does a burning ember like to sing? “Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!”
- What did the grill say to the sexy chef? “C’mon, baby. Light my fire.”
- Why did the match’s house party end in flames? It was lit.
- What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire? A toasty ghosty.
- What does a bee do during a wildfire? He takes off his yellow jacket!
- What did the fire say was his New Year’s resolution? “This year, I’m going to new Fahrenheits.”
- What did the collie say to the fire hydrant when he fell in love? “You’re irresistible.”
- Why did the comedian burst into flames? He was on fire!
- Each week, Billy sets fires around the neighborhood. Mom: “My son is a fire starting monster!” Dad: “Honey, it’s OK. He’s arson.”
- Which English king invented the fireplace? Alfred The Grate.
- I watched a documentary about people walking on fiery hot coals. It was sole destroying.
- Why couldn’t a man smell the smoke in his room? He’d burnt his nostril hair!
- What is a flame thrower’s favorite movie? Fast and Fiery-ous.
Fuel Related Fire Puns That’ll Put Fuel On Your Pun-Fire

- Oil Say!’ what a lovely bunsen burner.
- Can’t we just oil get along?
- It’s oil greek to me.
- Don’t put oil your eggs in one basket.
- As good luck wood have it.
- Left out in the coal.
- It’s as coal as ice.
- Be careful not to catch a coal.
- It’s anybody’s gas what Toby’s up to.
- What gas around comes around.
- I’ve got some humungas fuel for the fire.
- It gas without saying that these are the best puns in town.
- He’s being really hot and coal.
- Slept like a log last night, woke up and my house was on fire!
- We are kindling spirits.
Cooking Related Fire Puns
- Fry as hard as you can.
- If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
- Out of the frying pan into the fryer.
- Get to the back of the barbe-queue.
- This firefighter’s favourite cake is one with a caramel blaze.
- I’ll be up cooking all ig-night.
- Last year’s Christmas dinner was a monst-roast-ity!
- That overcooked meal was a real burnanza.
Fire Puns For Culture Vultures

- When I go to university I’m going to get the highest degree.
- When the Sistine Chapel burnt down years ago they blamed Matchelangelo!
- This book warm loves Dante’s Inferno.
- I love the outdoors, I can’t say no to the call of the wildfire.
- I’m going to be burning up the dance floor at the disco inferno.
- My favourite book is Where The Wildfires Are, I could read it all day.
- A prehistoric pyrotechnic is called a dino-myte.
- Romeo and Juliet found each other through matchual attraction!
- Vulcan is up in the hall of flame for being the god of fire.
- Cinderella is my favourite fireytale.
- Arson-al have found their way into the FA cup final.
- All’s flare in love and war.
Guy Fawkes Puns
- Poor Fawkes was flamed for the crime.
- He would have got away with the gunpowder plot if he had flare for it.
- Guy Fawkes had an older sister, he was not the first burn child.
- Guy Fawkes and his wife were a perfect match! They had a flareytale wedding!
- He had to get all fired up before carrying out the gunpowder plot.
- Trying to blow up the Houses of Parliament is how he got flamous.
- The gunpowder plot was a red-hot s-candle.
- Guy Fawkes wasn’t so bad, from my persparktive.
- In the end the gunpowder plot was pretty unsuccessfuel.