Dinosaur Jokes
- What do you call a T.Rex who can’t accept defeat?
A saur loser.
- Can you do it?
You bet Jurassican.
- What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
Do-you-think-he-saurus.
- What do you call the dog of a dinosaur with one eye?
Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A Thesaurus.
- What does a dinosaur with sleep apnea do?
He dino-snores.
- What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?
Mega-Sore-Ass.
- What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
A tyranno-chorus.
- What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?
A Toys-‘R-Us.
- Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent!
- What do you call it when a dinossaur has a car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck!
- What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
A Terror-dactyl.
- Why are dinosaurs never overweight?
They’re surrounded by scales.
- What do you call a short spiky dinosaur who fell down the stairs?
Ankle-is-sore-us.
- What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?
Tyrannosaurus ex.
- What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?
Dino-mite.
- What did the dinosaur say to the cashier?
Keep the climate change.
- What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur?
A scaredactyl.
- What did they call sunrise in prehistoric times?
Meglodawn.
- What do they call dinosaur farts?
An exstinktion.
- Why was the teenage dinosaur so moody?
ROARmones.
- Where did the dinosaur clown get a job?
At the carnivore.
- How did the triceratops speed up his computer?
He gave it a good RAM.
- What’s a sailor’s favorite dinosaur?
The mast-odon.
- Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird.
- What do you call a slutty brontosaurus?
A dino-whore.
- Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
- I dino what to tell ya.
- Here is your dinosaur toy!
Would you like it gift raptor not?
- I’m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun.
I feel ptero-bill.
- You laugh now, but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs don’t find it humerus.
- Nothing will tricera-top this pun.
- What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?
Comet!
- Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him?
Because he said he only loved her “this much” (with his tiny arms spread wide).
- What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
Out of the way as fast as you can.
- What do you call a dinosaur who’s a noisy sleeper?
A Tyranno-snorus!
- What do you call it when a dinosaur has a car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck!
- Our local museum has opened a brand new dinosaur exhibit.I don’t know if it will be popular or not. That remains to be seen.
- What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork!
- What do you call an anxious dino?
A nervous Rex.
- And what do you call a baby dinosaur?
A Wee-Rex!
- Dinosaurs can’t go on boats, they cause too many
Ship Rex.
- What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink?
Rex on the beach!
- What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?
With a crane.
- Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!
- What sport is a brontosaurus good at?
Squash.
- Scientists have discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart.
They described it as a blast from the past.
- What do you call a dinosaur who won’t stop rambling?
A dino-bore!
- What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
The dinosorcerer.
- Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Because she was a plant-eater.
- How do dinosaurs feel when they step in poison oak?
Ichthyosaur.
- What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Lefty.
- What type of tool did prehistoric carpenters use?
Dino-saws!
- How do you know that a seismosaurus is under your bed? Because your nose is only two inches from the ceiling!
- What do you call a polite Dinosaur?
A Pleaseyosaur.
- Who does a dinosaur call when he’s being robbed?
The tricera-cops.
- What kind of dinosaur is made of cheese?
Gorgonzilla.
- What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkysaurus.
- Where do dinosaurs go shopping?
The dino-store!
- What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
Long-distance!
- How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?
The door won’t shut!
- What does a triceratops sit on?
Its tricera-bottom.
- What was T. rex’s favorite number?
Eight! (ate)
- How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?
Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.
- What do you call a dinosaur from Canada?
Torontosaurus Rex.
- How do sales people approach dinosaurs in clothes shops?
Try, sir, a top?
- What is purple and green and won’t stop singing?
Barney taking a shower.
- What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
What a lavaly day!
- Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?
Because the P is silent!
- My pupil asked which writer wrote the best dinosaur stories.
I said he should try Sarah Topps.
- What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
Lazy bones!
- What dinosaur can’t you hear go to the bathroom?
All of them, they’re all dead.
- What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?
A philosiraptor.
- How do you know if there’s a stegosaurus in your refrigerator?
The door won’t close.
- What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!
- What do you call it when a dinosaur gets a touchdown?
A dino-score!
- What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
Dinosauce.
- Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?
The same as short ones.
- What came after the dinosaur?
Its tail.
- What do you call a dinosaur who keeps you awake at night?
A bronto-snore-us (or a dino-snore).
- What does a T-rex’s play on at the playground?
The dino-see-saw.
- The dino-store was the favourite one-stop shop for all the prehistoric reptiles.
- What’s the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
Pray that it does not see you.
- Duno puns are pteroble.
- What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops!
- What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?
A Stegosau-rust!
- What do you call a dinosaur fart?
An exstinktion!
- What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?
Try Sara’s Tops!
- What do you call a spooky dinosaur?
A terror-adactyl!
- What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex!
- Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?
I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
- You laugh now, but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs don’t find it humerus.
- He’s all skin and bones.
- How can you tell if there’s an allosaurus lying in your bed?
You’ll see the bright red “A” on its pyjamas.
- Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
He could really spike the ball!
- What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Rep Tiles.
- What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A Bronco-saurus!
- What would happen if a 100-ton Brachiosaurus stepped on you?
You’d be deeply impressed.
- Which is the clumsiest dinosaur?
Break-iosaur.
- Who is a dinosaur’s best friend?
Iguano-dog.
- What dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
All of them. Houses can’t jump.
- What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus?
Try to cheer him up!
- What is found in the middle of dinosaurs?
The letter S.
- What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?
You got a friend in me.
- Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
Yes, one Gorgosaurus and nine velociraptors!
- Why does the brontosaurus have a long neck?
Its feet smell.
- Which dinosaur always shoots first and asks questions later?
Ammo-saurus.
- The one-eyed dinosaur passed us somewhere along the forest lane, but I am not sure hesaurus.
- The dinosaur charged with sewing the garments for all the prehistoric animals was known as a dino-sewer.
- When looking after dinosaurs, ensure the stegosaur-rust doesn’t stay out in the rain.
- What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A dino-saw!
- What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?
“Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”
- What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls!
- Do you think he saurus (saw us)?
- I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
- Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones? Because they can’t afford new ones!
- Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road? Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
- What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars? Fossil fuels.
- What’s the best thing to do if you see a tyrannosaurus rex? Pray that it doesn’t see you.
- Which dinosaur had to wear glasses? Tyrannosaurus specs.
- What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A diplodocus with a sore throat.
- Which dinosaur always wants a bargain when he shops? Mega-low-saurus (megalosaurus).
- What is the most magical dinosaur?
Diplo-pocus.
- Which dinosaur is the most neurotic?
Parasaurolo-fuss.
- What dinosaur hangs out in lunch boxes?
A peanut butter and jeholopterus.
- Which dinosaur is best at yard work?
Mows-asaurus.
- Which dinosaur never has any money?
No-dough-saurus.
- What do you call a carpenter with no arms?
A cannotasarus.
- Sticks out like a saur thumb.
- The no-dough-saurus was the only broke dinosaur at the party.
- Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
Because they never knew anything in the first place.
- How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box?
After that, the box isn’t empty.
Dinosaur puns
- Do you think he saurus (saw us)?
- A sight for saur eyes.
- Sticks out like a saur thumb.
- I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
- He’s all skin and bones.
- Bad to the bone.
- I can feel it in my bones
- Dinosaurs can’t go on boats, they cause too many Ship Rex.
- Have a dino-mite birthday
- Do you want that gift raptor not?
- It’s a mammoth task!
Dinosaur one-liners
- If your child’s having a dinosaur birthday, jokes with the same theme will keep your guests laughing!
- That remains to be seen.
- Why did Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was one of the early birds.
- What do you call a dinosaur who sports a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Question and answer dinosaur jokes
- What do you call a dog that belongs to a dinosaur with one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.
- What do you call a dinosaur who never gives up? A Try-try-try-ceratops!
- What do you call a dinosaur who has left its armour out in the rain? A Stegosau-rust.
- What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork!
- What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A thesaurus!
- How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe? Tea, Rex?
- What do you call a dinosaur that won’t stop talking? A dino-bore!
- What do you call a smelly dinosaur fart? An exstinktion!
- What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper? A Tyranno-snorus!
- What do you call a dinosaur after they break-up with their girlfriend?Tyrannosaurus ex.