150+ Dinosaur Puns & Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes

  • What do you call a T.Rex who can’t accept defeat?

A saur loser.

  • Can you do it?

You bet Jurassican.

  • What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Do-you-think-he-saurus.

  • What do you call the dog of a dinosaur with one eye?

Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.

  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

  • What does a dinosaur with sleep apnea do?

He dino-snores.

  • What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?

Mega-Sore-Ass.

  • What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?

A tyranno-chorus.

  • What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?

A Toys-‘R-Us.

  • Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent!

  • What do you call it when a dinossaur has a car accident?

A tyrannosaurus wreck!

  • What is the scariest type of dinosaur?

A Terror-dactyl.

  • Why are dinosaurs never overweight?

They’re surrounded by scales.

  • What do you call a short spiky dinosaur who fell down the stairs?

Ankle-is-sore-us.

  • What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?

Tyrannosaurus ex.

  • What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?

Dino-mite.

  • What did the dinosaur say to the cashier?

Keep the climate change.

  • What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur?

A scaredactyl.

  • What did they call sunrise in prehistoric times?

Meglodawn.

  • What do they call dinosaur farts?

An exstinktion.

  • Why was the teenage dinosaur so moody?

ROARmones.

  • Where did the dinosaur clown get a job?

At the carnivore.

  • How did the triceratops speed up his computer?

He gave it a good RAM.

  • What’s a sailor’s favorite dinosaur?

The mast-odon.

  • Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird.

  • What do you call a slutty brontosaurus?

A dino-whore.

  • Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
  • I dino what to tell ya.
  • Here is your dinosaur toy!

Would you like it gift raptor not?

  • I’m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun.

I feel ptero-bill.

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  • You laugh now, but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs don’t find it humerus.
  • Nothing will tricera-top this pun.
  • What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?

Comet!

  • Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him?

Because he said he only loved her “this much” (with his tiny arms spread wide).

  • What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?

Out of the way as fast as you can.

  • What do you call a dinosaur who’s a noisy sleeper?

A Tyranno-snorus!

  • What do you call it when a dinosaur has a car accident?

A tyrannosaurus wreck!

  • Our local museum has opened a brand new dinosaur exhibit.I don’t know if it will be popular or not. That remains to be seen.
  • What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic Pork!

  • What do you call an anxious dino?

A nervous Rex.

  • And what do you call a baby dinosaur?
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A Wee-Rex!

  • Dinosaurs can’t go on boats, they cause too many

Ship Rex.

  • What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink?

Rex on the beach!

  • What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?

With a crane.

  • Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.

Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!

  • What sport is a brontosaurus good at?

Squash.

  • Scientists have discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart.

They described it as a blast from the past.

  • What do you call a dinosaur who won’t stop rambling?

A dino-bore!

  • What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?

The dinosorcerer.

  • Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?

Because she was a plant-eater.

  • How do dinosaurs feel when they step in poison oak?

Ichthyosaur.

  • What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?

Lefty.

  • What type of tool did prehistoric carpenters use?

Dino-saws!

  • How do you know that a seismosaurus is under your bed? Because your nose is only two inches from the ceiling!
  • What do you call a polite Dinosaur?

A Pleaseyosaur.

  • Who does a dinosaur call when he’s being robbed?

The tricera-cops.

  • What kind of dinosaur is made of cheese?

Gorgonzilla.

  • What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkysaurus.

  • Where do dinosaurs go shopping?

The dino-store!

  • What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor?

Long-distance!

  • How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?

The door won’t shut!

  • What does a triceratops sit on?

Its tricera-bottom.

  • What was T. rex’s favorite number?

Eight! (ate)

  • How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?

Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.

  • What do you call a dinosaur from Canada?

Torontosaurus Rex.

  • How do sales people approach dinosaurs in clothes shops?

Try, sir, a top?

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  • What is purple and green and won’t stop singing?

Barney taking a shower.

  • What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

What a lavaly day!

  • Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

Because the P is silent!

  • My pupil asked which writer wrote the best dinosaur stories.

I said he should try Sarah Topps.

  • What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?

Lazy bones!

  • What dinosaur can’t you hear go to the bathroom?

All of them, they’re all dead.

  • What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?

A philosiraptor.

  • How do you know if there’s a stegosaurus in your refrigerator?

The door won’t close.

  • What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?

Find somewhere else to sleep!

  • What do you call it when a dinosaur gets a touchdown?

A dino-score!

  • What did the dinosaur put on her steak?

Dinosauce.

  • Do you know how long dinosaurs lived?

The same as short ones.

  • What came after the dinosaur?
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Its tail.

  • What do you call a dinosaur who keeps you awake at night?

A bronto-snore-us (or a dino-snore).

  • What does a T-rex’s play on at the playground?

The dino-see-saw.

  • The dino-store was the favourite one-stop shop for all the prehistoric reptiles.
  • What’s the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

Pray that it does not see you.

  • Duno puns are pteroble.
  • What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Try-try-try-ceratops!

  • What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain?

A Stegosau-rust!

  • What do you call a dinosaur fart?

An exstinktion!

  • What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?

Try Sara’s Tops!

  • What do you call a spooky dinosaur?

A terror-adactyl!

  • What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex!

  • Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?

I dino what to tell you, but probably not.

  • You laugh now, but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs don’t find it humerus.
  • He’s all skin and bones.
  • How can you tell if there’s an allosaurus lying in your bed?

You’ll see the bright red “A” on its pyjamas.

  • Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?

He could really spike the ball!

  • What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles.

  • What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?

A Bronco-saurus!

  • What would happen if a 100-ton Brachiosaurus stepped on you?

You’d be deeply impressed.

  • Which is the clumsiest dinosaur?

Break-iosaur.

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  • Who is a dinosaur’s best friend?

Iguano-dog.

  • What dinosaur could jump higher than a house?

All of them. Houses can’t jump.

  • What should you do if you find a blue Dilophosaurus?

Try to cheer him up!

  • What is found in the middle of dinosaurs?

The letter S.

  • What did Rex say to Woody after eating a toy?

You got a friend in me.

  • Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?

Yes, one Gorgosaurus and nine velociraptors!

  • Why does the brontosaurus have a long neck?

Its feet smell.

  • Which dinosaur always shoots first and asks questions later?

Ammo-saurus.

  • The one-eyed dinosaur passed us somewhere along the forest lane, but I am not sure hesaurus.
  • The dinosaur charged with sewing the garments for all the prehistoric animals was known as a dino-sewer.
  • When looking after dinosaurs, ensure the stegosaur-rust doesn’t stay out in the rain.
  • What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?

A dino-saw!

  • What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?

“Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”

  • What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Pair-odactyls!

  • Do you think he saurus (saw us)?
  • I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
  • Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones? Because they can’t afford new ones!
  • Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road? Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.
  • What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars? Fossil fuels.
  • What’s the best thing to do if you see a tyrannosaurus rex? Pray that it doesn’t see you.
  • Which dinosaur had to wear glasses? Tyrannosaurus specs.
  • What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A diplodocus with a sore throat.
  • Which dinosaur always wants a bargain when he shops? Mega-low-saurus (megalosaurus).
  • What is the most magical dinosaur?
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Diplo-pocus.

  • Which dinosaur is the most neurotic?

Parasaurolo-fuss.

  • What dinosaur hangs out in lunch boxes?

A peanut butter and jeholopterus.

  • Which dinosaur is best at yard work?

Mows-asaurus.

  • Which dinosaur never has any money?

No-dough-saurus. 

  • What do you call a carpenter with no arms?

A cannotasarus.

  • Sticks out like a saur thumb.
  • The no-dough-saurus was the only broke dinosaur at the party.
  • Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?

Because they never knew anything in the first place.

  • How many dinosaurs can you fit in an empty box?

After that, the box isn’t empty.

Dinosaur puns

  1. Do you think he saurus (saw us)?
  2. A sight for saur eyes.
  3. Sticks out like a saur thumb.
  4. I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
  5. He’s all skin and bones.
  6. Bad to the bone.
  7. I can feel it in my bones
  8. Dinosaurs can’t go on boats, they cause too many Ship Rex.
  9. Have a dino-mite birthday
  10. Do you want that gift raptor not?
  11. It’s a mammoth task!

Dinosaur one-liners

150 dinosaur puns jokes
  1. If your child’s having a dinosaur birthday, jokes with the same theme will keep your guests laughing!
  2. That remains to be seen.
  3. Why did Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was one of the early birds.
  4. What do you call a dinosaur who sports a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Question and answer dinosaur jokes

  1. What do you call a dog that belongs to a dinosaur with one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.
  2. What do you call a dinosaur who never gives up? A Try-try-try-ceratops!
  3. What do you call a dinosaur who has left its armour out in the rain?  A Stegosau-rust.
  4. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?  Jurassic Pork!
  5. What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words? A thesaurus!
  6. How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe? Tea, Rex?
  7. What do you call a dinosaur that won’t stop talking? A dino-bore!
  8. What do you call a smelly dinosaur fart?  An exstinktion!
  9. What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper? A Tyranno-snorus!
  10. What do you call a dinosaur after they break-up with their girlfriend?Tyrannosaurus ex.