350+ Cooking Puns & Jokes

Food Puns

  1. Have an egg-cellent day!
  2. Lettuce us celebrate!
  3. Thyme is money.
  4. You butter believe it.
  5. Nice to meat you.
  6. Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
  7. Doughnut take us lightly.
  8. The path of yeast resistance.
  9. Another one beats the crust.
  10. Pickle for your thoughts.
  11. A salt with a deadly weapon.
  12. Batter up!
  13. Robert Brownie Jr.
  14. Good morning Viet-nom!
  15. Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!
  16. It’s nacho your problem.
  17. I’m a weirddough.
  18. What the hell am I doughing here?
  19. Let’s cut to the cheese.
  20. I doughnot belong here.
  21. I hope you find inner peas.
  22. This may sound bananas but I find you a-peeling.
  23. Chill today, hot tamale.
  24. Making ends meat.
  25. Salami-get this straight.
  26. Iceberg! Straight ahead.
  27. Lime yours.
  28. Pasta la vista, baby!
  29. Penne for your thoughts.
  30. It feels like you don’t carrot all.
  31. Berried alive.
  32. Hope to see you again so we can ketchup.
  33. Well, well, well. Would you look at the thyme?
  34. You butter back off, pal.
  35. I’m kind of a big dill.
  36. Don’t go bacon my heart.
  37. Lettuce turnip the beet!
  38. I get a little chilli.
  39. Blurred limes.
  40. Wu-Tang Flan.
  41. Don’t leek my secrets.
  42. You’re so absinth-minded!
  43. I love Melon DeGeneres!
  44. There’s Polenta go around!
  45. You’re my butter half!
  46. I love you very mochi.
  47. We make a beautiful pear.
350+ Cooking Puns & Jokes
  1. The s’more I know you, the s’more I love you.
  2. Thanks for pudding up with me.
  3. Here’s my number, so Kale me maybe?
  4. Bean there, done that.
  5. You’re a has bean.
  6. John Lemon.
  7. You’re a real pizzawork.
  8. You look radishing today.
  9. Y’all bready for this?
  10. I donut understand food puns.
  11. I only have fries for you.
  12. You’re acting unbeerable.
  13. Jello from the other side!
  14. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.
  15. The Carbdashians.
  16. Just beet it.
  17. Turnip for what?
  18. Olive you.
  19. I don’t believe you. You’re an impasta!
  20. I value our friend-chip.
  21. I have so mushroom in my heart.
  22. Donut you know you’re special?
  23. You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
  24. Soda think you can help me out?
  25. Pretty peas?
  26. Orange you so excited?
  27. Thanks a latte.
  28. Kiwi be friends?
  29. I love you from my head tomatoes.
  30. That’s what cheese said.
  31. I’m a real funghi!
  32. I’m muffin without you.
  33. Water you doing?
  34. Gurl, peas.
  35. I am berry excited!
  36. Gouda luck!
  37. It’s fry-day!
  38. Thank you very matcha.
  39. I’m so mad ice cream!
  40. I’m your biggest flan.
  41. Donut ever leave.
  42. I’m the wurst.
  43. Don’t settle for mediokra!
  44. You’re the apple of my ribeye.
  45. I tiramisu already!
  46. Udon know me!
  47. Control your tempura please!
  48. Feeling a little melon-choly.
  49. My heart beets for you.
  50. I ap-peach-ate you.
  51. I know it’s corny but you’re a-maize-ing.
  52. I don’t feel like forking. Wanna spoon instead?
  53. You are brew-tiful.
  54. You’re super!
  55. Get jalapeño business.
  56. A cereal killer.
  57. A Blue cheese.
  58. How are you peeling?
  59. Because they cantaloupe.
  60. Raisin the roof.
  61. Romaine calm.
  62. You’re kiwing me.
  63. In pizza we crust.
  64. You’re my soy mate!
  65. Another one bites the crust.
  66. It was nice to meat you.
  67. Practically pearfect in every way!
  68. Oh crêpe!
  69. Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.
  70. You’re soda-rn cute.
  71. I only have pies for you
  72. You’re incrêpable!
  73. Nothing beets being home with you.
  74. In whiskey years, you just got more delicious!
  75. Muffin compares to you.
  76. You’re the ripe one for me.
  77. Pitcher us, together forever
  78. You have me wonton more.
  79. I donut know what I’d do without you.
  80. You’re the wine that I want!
  81. I miss you a waffle lot.
  82. Oreo gonna kiss me or what?
  83. Oh crab! It’s Monday…
  84. You’re berry cute!
  85. If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.
  86. Cake is just bread that believed in itself
  87. In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome!
  88. You’re barbecute!
  89. Udon worry, be happy!
  90. Stay up-beet!
  91. I’m in a serious relation-chip.
  92. Everything’s gonna brie alright.
  93. I think you’re very appealing.
  94. I’m never gonna run around and dessert you!
  95. The world needs s’more people like you!
  96. You have some major brownie points.
  97. Life doesn’t get feta than this!
  98. You’re a-dough-rable.
  99. Don’t be so mallow-dramatic.
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350+ Cooking Puns & Jokes
  1. Please romaine calm.
  2. If your man doesn’t appreciate your fresh fruit puns, let that mango!
  3. You’re simply the zest.
  4. You’re my all thyme favorite.
  5. That’s my jam.
  6. You’re so brew-tiful.
  7. I’m just nuts about you!
  8. I chews you.
  9. Never make plans with croissants—they’re flakey!
  10. You mean a latte to me!
  11. I miss you, lets ketchup soon.
  12. You’ll always be my best-tea!
  13. Time fries when I’m with you.
  14. You are my soil-mate.
  15. We go together like biscuits and gravy!
  16. Guac on!
  17. What did I do wrong? I’m so corn-fused.
  18. I’m just feeling a bit melon-choly.
  19. You’re egg-specially awesome!
  20. All you knead is loaf.
  21. You’re cherry sweet.
  22. We’re tea-rrific together.
  23. Cheesy puns make me all gooey inside!
  24. You are one tough cookie.
  25. Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout!
  26. You’re shrimply the best!
  27. Par-tea time!
  28. You’ve got a peach of my heart.
  29. Espresso yourself!
  30. Be grapeful.
  31. Nothing is impastable!
  32. Squeeze the day!
  33. I love fry-days.
  34. Juice be yourself!
  35. Watch out, I practice carrote!
  36. Spread hap-pea-ness!
  37. Be pre-peared.
  38. I love you s’more each day.
  39. You have stolen a pizza my heart!
  40. Miso happy pho you.
  41. Thanks for bacon me so happy.
  42. Avo good day.
  43. You’re worth melting for.
  44. You are my favorite human bean!
  45. Lime all yours!
  46. Pie like you berry much.
  47. Sometimes, you’re a weirdough but I still love you.
  48. Let’s live apple-y ever after.
  49. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!
  50. Life’s batter with cake.
  51. You’re sodium cute!
  52. Some things are mint to be.
  53. What’s on the menu? Me-n-U!
  54. I’m a hopeless ramen-tic.
  55. You’re one in a melon!
  56. You’re the raisin I smile.
  57. You make me peel good!
  58. You’re like Coca-Cola, you’re soda-licious!
  59. We’re a perfect matcha!
  60. You’re the hottest pocket.
  61. You make my heart skip a beet!
  62. I’m coco-nuts about you!
  63. I like big bundts and I cannot lie!
  64. What the fork is for dinner?
  65. Olive me loves olive you.
  66. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
  67. Let that shiitake go!
  68. She believed she could, sushi did!
  69. Chop it like it’s hot!
  70. Dill with it.
  71. Peas out, yo!
  72. Not all heroes wear crêpes.
  73. Don’t worry, pea happy.
  74. Have a gouda day.
  75. Let’s get fizzical!
  76. I’m so egg-cited, I could egg-splode!
  77. My love for you is deep fried.
  78. I yam totally thankful for you!
  79. Sending you a cup of positivi-tea!
  80. Churr’all I’ve ever wanted.
  81. You’re the whole enchilada.
  82. Words cannot express hummus I love you!
  83. I cannoli have eyes for you.
  84. Loafing you is easy.
  85. Sending you a micro wave!
  86. You’re a dreamsicle!
  87. You’re my everything bagel.
  88. What’s cookin’, good lookin’?
  89. You bake me so proud!
  90. I’m a little chai.
  91. You’re my butter half.
  92. You’ve got to be yolking!
  93. Let’s be glazy.
  94. You’re the cheese to my burger.
  95. I wanna be a melon-aire!
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350+ Cooking Puns & Jokes
  1. This is guacward.
  2. You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet and half nuts!
  3. All I want is peas on earth!
  4. I mustard-mit, I relish you!
  5. I hope this message makes you less ravi-lonely!
  6. You are my candy girl.
  7. Cake it easy.
  8. I cereal-sly love you!
  9. I clove you!
  10. Thank you so mochi for being a great friend!
  11. I miss you cherry-bly.
  12. You look radishing today!
  13. I’ve got fillings for you.
  14. You’re my roll model.
  15. Thanks a brunch!
  16. Lettuce do our best.
  17. Let’s wok it out!
  18. You’re my soy mate! 
  19. You did a grape job!
  20. It was nice meating you! 
  21. My heart beets for you!
  22. You are pearfect 
  23. Oh crepe! 
  24. You’re increpable! 
  25. Soda-rn cute! 
  26. Avo Good Day!
  27. Time fries when I’m with you 
  28. I donut know what I’d do without you 
  29. Oh crab, it’s Monday !
  30. In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome! 
  31. You’re barbe cute!
  32. You make my heart, skip a beet
  33. You’ve got a peach of my heart!
  34. We make a great pear! 
  35. Peas be mine! 
  36. I love you from my head tomates! 
  37. I’m muffin without you! 
  38. You’re cherry sweet! 
  39. I’ve bean thinking of you a latte! 
  40. I’m so egg-cited I could egg-splode! 
  41. Life is full of endless pastabilities! 
  42. I’m your number one flan! 
  43. You’re my butter half! 
  44. It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your cloves! 
  45. Muffin compares to you! 
  46. Absolutely spec-taco-lar! 
  47. Find your inner peas! 
  48. You’re pearfect! 
  49. Lettuce celebrate! 
  50. Peach for the stars!
  51. Keep calm and curry on! 
  52. You’re simple the zest!
  53. That’s what cheese said 
  54. Brie mine
  55. I’m a little chili 
  56. Frien-chip goals! 
  57. Everything happens for a raisin! 
  58. Everyday I’m brusselin’ 
  59. Good chives only 
  60. Don’t go bacon my heart
  61. Juice be yourself! 
  62. I’m so grapeful for you! 
  63. I’m nuts for you!
  64. Words cannot express hummus I love you
  65. You’re my all thyme favorite!
  66. This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate
  67. I am tortellini in love with you
  68. One in a melon!
  69. Feel butter soon! 
  70. Time fries when I’m with you! 
  71. A penne for your thoughts! 
  72. Soda think you can help me out? 
  73. It’s okay to make mis-steaks! 
  74. She believed she could, sushi did! 
  75. Take it cheesy 
  76. And they lived apple-ly ever after 
  77. Hold this until lime ready 
  78. I don’t know our relationship status, there are too many blurred limes
  79. You hold the kiwi to my heart
  80. Are you kiwi-ing me?
  81. Don’t give into pear pressure 
  82. I’m feeling a little melon-choly
  83. You’re plu-believable!
  84. If you love him, don’t let that mango!
  85. I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate
  86. Kale-fornia love
  87. Good work, we’re raising your annual celery
  88. Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom
  89. Life doesn’t get Feta than this
  90. I miss you, let’s ketchup sometime
  91. I get so cornfused sometimes 
  92. You’re the raisin I smile
  93. You are shrimply the best!
  94. You bake my heart happy 
  95. Life is what you bake it 
  96. Just roll with it 
  97. Don’t flip out 
  98. Don’t be afraid to take whisks 
  99. Just beat it!
  100. Rolling with my homies
  101. Don’t go baking my heart 
  102. Chop it like its hot 
  103. Bake it till you make it
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Cooking Puns

350+ Cooking Puns & Jokes
  1. One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. I think it’s the Chopin board.
  2. That was a whisk I was willing to take.
  3. I have a device in my kitchen which makes smoothies that make me think heaven is a place on earth. Blender Carlisle.
  4. I fell asleep beside the kitchen sink. I feel completely drained now.
  5. I would put my slices of meat on the fridge’s top shelf, but the steaks were too high.
  6. A friend of mine used to install kitchen work surfaces, but they arrested him for counter fitting.
  7. I had to give up on my plan to set up a business making work surfaces for kitchens. It was counterproductive.
  8. What’s cooking?
  9. Bake in my day, things were much different.
  10. I’d like to live a day in the knife of you.