Food Puns
- Have an egg-cellent day!
- Lettuce us celebrate!
- Thyme is money.
- You butter believe it.
- Nice to meat you.
- Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
- Doughnut take us lightly.
- The path of yeast resistance.
- Another one beats the crust.
- Pickle for your thoughts.
- A salt with a deadly weapon.
- Batter up!
- Robert Brownie Jr.
- Good morning Viet-nom!
- Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!
- It’s nacho your problem.
- I’m a weirddough.
- What the hell am I doughing here?
- Let’s cut to the cheese.
- I doughnot belong here.
- I hope you find inner peas.
- This may sound bananas but I find you a-peeling.
- Chill today, hot tamale.
- Making ends meat.
- Salami-get this straight.
- Iceberg! Straight ahead.
- Lime yours.
- Pasta la vista, baby!
- Penne for your thoughts.
- It feels like you don’t carrot all.
- Berried alive.
- Hope to see you again so we can ketchup.
- Well, well, well. Would you look at the thyme?
- You butter back off, pal.
- I’m kind of a big dill.
- Don’t go bacon my heart.
- Lettuce turnip the beet!
- I get a little chilli.
- Blurred limes.
- Wu-Tang Flan.
- Don’t leek my secrets.
- You’re so absinth-minded!
- I love Melon DeGeneres!
- There’s Polenta go around!
- You’re my butter half!
- I love you very mochi.
- We make a beautiful pear.
- The s’more I know you, the s’more I love you.
- Thanks for pudding up with me.
- Here’s my number, so Kale me maybe?
- Bean there, done that.
- You’re a has bean.
- John Lemon.
- You’re a real pizzawork.
- You look radishing today.
- Y’all bready for this?
- I donut understand food puns.
- I only have fries for you.
- You’re acting unbeerable.
- Jello from the other side!
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.
- The Carbdashians.
- Just beet it.
- Turnip for what?
- Olive you.
- I don’t believe you. You’re an impasta!
- I value our friend-chip.
- I have so mushroom in my heart.
- Donut you know you’re special?
- You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
- Soda think you can help me out?
- Pretty peas?
- Orange you so excited?
- Thanks a latte.
- Kiwi be friends?
- I love you from my head tomatoes.
- That’s what cheese said.
- I’m a real funghi!
- I’m muffin without you.
- Water you doing?
- Gurl, peas.
- I am berry excited!
- Gouda luck!
- It’s fry-day!
- Thank you very matcha.
- I’m so mad ice cream!
- I’m your biggest flan.
- Donut ever leave.
- I’m the wurst.
- Don’t settle for mediokra!
- You’re the apple of my ribeye.
- I tiramisu already!
- Udon know me!
- Control your tempura please!
- Feeling a little melon-choly.
- My heart beets for you.
- I ap-peach-ate you.
- I know it’s corny but you’re a-maize-ing.
- I don’t feel like forking. Wanna spoon instead?
- You are brew-tiful.
- You’re super!
- Get jalapeño business.
- A cereal killer.
- A Blue cheese.
- How are you peeling?
- Because they cantaloupe.
- Raisin the roof.
- Romaine calm.
- You’re kiwing me.
- In pizza we crust.
- You’re my soy mate!
- Another one bites the crust.
- It was nice to meat you.
- Practically pearfect in every way!
- Oh crêpe!
- Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.
- You’re soda-rn cute.
- I only have pies for you
- You’re incrêpable!
- Nothing beets being home with you.
- In whiskey years, you just got more delicious!
- Muffin compares to you.
- You’re the ripe one for me.
- Pitcher us, together forever
- You have me wonton more.
- I donut know what I’d do without you.
- You’re the wine that I want!
- I miss you a waffle lot.
- Oreo gonna kiss me or what?
- Oh crab! It’s Monday…
- You’re berry cute!
- If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.
- Cake is just bread that believed in itself
- In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome!
- You’re barbecute!
- Udon worry, be happy!
- Stay up-beet!
- I’m in a serious relation-chip.
- Everything’s gonna brie alright.
- I think you’re very appealing.
- I’m never gonna run around and dessert you!
- The world needs s’more people like you!
- You have some major brownie points.
- Life doesn’t get feta than this!
- You’re a-dough-rable.
- Don’t be so mallow-dramatic.
- Please romaine calm.
- If your man doesn’t appreciate your fresh fruit puns, let that mango!
- You’re simply the zest.
- You’re my all thyme favorite.
- That’s my jam.
- You’re so brew-tiful.
- I’m just nuts about you!
- I chews you.
- Never make plans with croissants—they’re flakey!
- You mean a latte to me!
- I miss you, lets ketchup soon.
- You’ll always be my best-tea!
- Time fries when I’m with you.
- You are my soil-mate.
- We go together like biscuits and gravy!
- Guac on!
- What did I do wrong? I’m so corn-fused.
- I’m just feeling a bit melon-choly.
- You’re egg-specially awesome!
- All you knead is loaf.
- You’re cherry sweet.
- We’re tea-rrific together.
- Cheesy puns make me all gooey inside!
- You are one tough cookie.
- Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout!
- You’re shrimply the best!
- Par-tea time!
- You’ve got a peach of my heart.
- Espresso yourself!
- Be grapeful.
- Nothing is impastable!
- Squeeze the day!
- I love fry-days.
- Juice be yourself!
- Watch out, I practice carrote!
- Spread hap-pea-ness!
- Be pre-peared.
- I love you s’more each day.
- You have stolen a pizza my heart!
- Miso happy pho you.
- Thanks for bacon me so happy.
- Avo good day.
- You’re worth melting for.
- You are my favorite human bean!
- Lime all yours!
- Pie like you berry much.
- Sometimes, you’re a weirdough but I still love you.
- Let’s live apple-y ever after.
- If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!
- Life’s batter with cake.
- You’re sodium cute!
- Some things are mint to be.
- What’s on the menu? Me-n-U!
- I’m a hopeless ramen-tic.
- You’re one in a melon!
- You’re the raisin I smile.
- You make me peel good!
- You’re like Coca-Cola, you’re soda-licious!
- We’re a perfect matcha!
- You’re the hottest pocket.
- You make my heart skip a beet!
- I’m coco-nuts about you!
- I like big bundts and I cannot lie!
- What the fork is for dinner?
- Olive me loves olive you.
- Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
- Let that shiitake go!
- She believed she could, sushi did!
- Chop it like it’s hot!
- Dill with it.
- Peas out, yo!
- Not all heroes wear crêpes.
- Don’t worry, pea happy.
- Have a gouda day.
- Let’s get fizzical!
- I’m so egg-cited, I could egg-splode!
- My love for you is deep fried.
- I yam totally thankful for you!
- Sending you a cup of positivi-tea!
- Churr’all I’ve ever wanted.
- You’re the whole enchilada.
- Words cannot express hummus I love you!
- I cannoli have eyes for you.
- Loafing you is easy.
- Sending you a micro wave!
- You’re a dreamsicle!
- You’re my everything bagel.
- What’s cookin’, good lookin’?
- You bake me so proud!
- I’m a little chai.
- You’re my butter half.
- You’ve got to be yolking!
- Let’s be glazy.
- You’re the cheese to my burger.
- I wanna be a melon-aire!
- This is guacward.
- You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet and half nuts!
- All I want is peas on earth!
- I mustard-mit, I relish you!
- I hope this message makes you less ravi-lonely!
- You are my candy girl.
- Cake it easy.
- I cereal-sly love you!
- I clove you!
- Thank you so mochi for being a great friend!
- I miss you cherry-bly.
- You look radishing today!
- I’ve got fillings for you.
- You’re my roll model.
- Thanks a brunch!
- Lettuce do our best.
- Let’s wok it out!
- You’re my soy mate!
- You did a grape job!
- It was nice meating you!
- My heart beets for you!
- You are pearfect
- Oh crepe!
- You’re increpable!
- Soda-rn cute!
- Avo Good Day!
- Time fries when I’m with you
- I donut know what I’d do without you
- Oh crab, it’s Monday !
- In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome!
- You’re barbe cute!
- You make my heart, skip a beet
- You’ve got a peach of my heart!
- We make a great pear!
- Peas be mine!
- I love you from my head tomates!
- I’m muffin without you!
- You’re cherry sweet!
- I’ve bean thinking of you a latte!
- I’m so egg-cited I could egg-splode!
- Life is full of endless pastabilities!
- I’m your number one flan!
- You’re my butter half!
- It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your cloves!
- Muffin compares to you!
- Absolutely spec-taco-lar!
- Find your inner peas!
- You’re pearfect!
- Lettuce celebrate!
- Peach for the stars!
- Keep calm and curry on!
- You’re simple the zest!
- That’s what cheese said
- Brie mine
- I’m a little chili
- Frien-chip goals!
- Everything happens for a raisin!
- Everyday I’m brusselin’
- Good chives only
- Don’t go bacon my heart
- Juice be yourself!
- I’m so grapeful for you!
- I’m nuts for you!
- Words cannot express hummus I love you
- You’re my all thyme favorite!
- This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate
- I am tortellini in love with you
- One in a melon!
- Feel butter soon!
- Time fries when I’m with you!
- A penne for your thoughts!
- Soda think you can help me out?
- It’s okay to make mis-steaks!
- She believed she could, sushi did!
- Take it cheesy
- And they lived apple-ly ever after
- Hold this until lime ready
- I don’t know our relationship status, there are too many blurred limes
- You hold the kiwi to my heart
- Are you kiwi-ing me?
- Don’t give into pear pressure
- I’m feeling a little melon-choly
- You’re plu-believable!
- If you love him, don’t let that mango!
- I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate
- Kale-fornia love
- Good work, we’re raising your annual celery
- Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom
- Life doesn’t get Feta than this
- I miss you, let’s ketchup sometime
- I get so cornfused sometimes
- You’re the raisin I smile
- You are shrimply the best!
- You bake my heart happy
- Life is what you bake it
- Just roll with it
- Don’t flip out
- Don’t be afraid to take whisks
- Just beat it!
- Rolling with my homies
- Don’t go baking my heart
- Chop it like its hot
- Bake it till you make it
Cooking Puns
- One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. I think it’s the Chopin board.
- That was a whisk I was willing to take.
- I have a device in my kitchen which makes smoothies that make me think heaven is a place on earth. Blender Carlisle.
- I fell asleep beside the kitchen sink. I feel completely drained now.
- I would put my slices of meat on the fridge’s top shelf, but the steaks were too high.
- A friend of mine used to install kitchen work surfaces, but they arrested him for counter fitting.
- I had to give up on my plan to set up a business making work surfaces for kitchens. It was counterproductive.
- What’s cooking?
- Bake in my day, things were much different.
- I’d like to live a day in the knife of you.