Wine Jokes And Puns
- Feeling really grape!
- It’s wine o’clock somewhere.
- You’re my only Riesling.
- Will you accept this Rosé?
- It’s a grape day to be alive!
- On cloud wine!
- Sip happens.
- You’re the wine that I want.
- Que Syrah Syrah!
- Grape minds think alike.

- You’re wine in a million.
- You had me at Merlot.
- Do I like wine? You bet Shiraz I do!
- Yes way Rosé!
- Forever making pour decisions.
- Where there’s a wine, there’s a way.
- Vino vidi vici!
- Sip, sip, hooray!
- Partners in wine.
- Say you’ll be wine.

- Happy hour? Wine not?
- Back that glass up.
- Just a sip to help me un-wine.
- Great minds drink alike.
- Now you just wait a Prosecco-nd.
- Riesling and shine!
- How Merlot can you go?
- All for wine, and wine for all.
- Vine and dandy.
- Chardon-heyyyy!

- Sip back and relax.
- It’s going to be a wine-derful day!
- Wine a little, laugh a lot.
- You had me at merlot.
- Great minds drink alike.
- I make pour decisions.
- Here for the right riesling.
- On cloud wine.
- Cabernet. More like, caber-yay!
- Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.
- Partners in wine.
- No wine left behind.
- Sip happens.
- It’s wine o’clock.
- Stop and smell the rosé.
- Everything happens for a riesling, right?
- Love the wine you’re with.
- Oh, sweet child of wine.
- I need to re-wine my life.
- You’re the wine that I want.

- You are so bottlefull to me.
- Another glass? Wine not?!
- Will you accept this rosé?
- You can’t sip with us.
- Time to wine down.
- It isn’t good to keep things bottled up.
- Read between the wines.
- I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
- Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
- It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There’s clearly room for more wine.
- Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.
- What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.